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11492620 No.11492620 [Reply] [Original]

its rich gaylord uncle gift giving time.

He got wind of that most of us sold his gifts last year ($400 bottle of whiskey) -- I got $220 for mine, so this year he's just bringing this to Thanksgiving for everyone to share. Pisses me off so goddamn much, I just want to snatch it and sell it back to the store, and buy a craft keg, install a bar in my house with the change. Faggot.

>> No.11492623

>>11492620
You don't deserve good things, you sad faggot

>> No.11492629

>>11492623
craft beer is not a "good thing"?
It must suck to be you.

>> No.11492631

>>11492623
this

>> No.11492634

>>11492620
Does he bring any non-nig drinks? For example, a selection of fairly expensive wines that might actually be appropriate for Thanksgiving and not just a flagrant display of douchery?

>> No.11492639

>>11492629
It's disrespectful. You have no manners. Millenial faggot

>> No.11492643

>>11492620
>selling gifts a family member gives you
Oh wow poor people really are selfish and rude.

>> No.11492646

>>11492620
>selling gifts
You should be thankful that he's bringing anything at all, cunt.

>> No.11492657

>>11492646
I live for immediate self-gratification. I deserve to get what I want. I am the center of my universe, and I don't care about other faggots.

>> No.11492667

>>11492643
I come from a poor family, and none of us would ever do that to be honest. Being a piece of shit like OP transcends class

>> No.11492682
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11492682

>>11492643
>>11492646
>receive a gift worth several hundred dollars that you do not personally receive enjoyment from
>appreciate the thought nonetheless

Options: 1) Keep said item and let it collect dust forever 2) Trade or give it away for free for another to actually enjoy 3) Return with receipt/ sell it

I think OP is acting a bit petulant, but have you anons really never received an expensive gift as described above? Returning it for cash is the only reasonable thing to do in most cases. Wasting good scotch is a sin.

>> No.11492685

>>11492629
>craft beer neckbeards would actually sell a nice gift from a loved one to pay for their dragon cartoons and swear word labels because nice things are for fucking faggots
Shocker

>> No.11492689
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11492689

>>11492657

>> No.11492692

>>11492657
kys

>> No.11492701

>>11492657
Lol

>> No.11492717

>>11492620
>selling off top tier whiskey
>complaining about someone spending that much money on the family
Wow you're an ungrateful cunt. I dont even like cognac, but I would be fucking amped to try the best of the best

>> No.11492734

>>11492620
I wouldn't be able to drink that, it's like eating a hundred dollar bill with each sip.

>> No.11492735

>>11492620
Kek the worst part is I’m pretty sure you’re being serious

>> No.11492738

>>11492620
I would beat you to death with a ballpoint hammer if the opportunity presented itself

>> No.11492761

>>11492738
It's called a ballpoint pen you retard

>> No.11492769

>>11492761
He likely means ballpeen hammer, retard.

>> No.11492773

>>11492620
I've heard that the bottle itself is worth around 1000$, people buy it for the status symbol and bottle shops will buy it just to put it on their wall somewhere as a conversation starter.

>> No.11492792

>>11492773
>empty bottle shops
Do boomers really do this?

>> No.11492816

>>11492792
my town has one, shamefully enough. Top shelf is littered with bottles of classic beers and liquors. Its definitely a unique spot though, never seen another store quite like it

>> No.11493054

wow dude, there is only a small handful of people in the world who will EVER get to try this. I am SURE it will be extremely over rated but just enjoy the opportunity you ungrateful faggot

>> No.11493067

>>11493054
I'd rather have new vidya games and a year's supply of mountain dew

>> No.11493101

>>11492682
Only return clothes that dont fit or say attachments to other things that dont work. Your gift is not the monetary value of the item you've been given, and reducing a gift to that is extremely disrespectful. Itd be one thing if you were poor or saddled with crushing medical bills and instead of helping, a family member just decides to give you expensive worthless gifts with the expectation of you not selling them. But that would be one of the only excuses.

>> No.11493129

>>11492657
based stirner poster

>> No.11493145

>>11492620
based gift flipper, fuck the haters no one wants needlessly expensive booze when they get utility out of cash
mouthfuck the old queen until he starts peeling some bills off

>> No.11493151

>>11492620
>hey uncle, we are beyond thankful for the amazing alcohol you bring us, but most of us cant appreciate it because were into craft beer.
>i was thinking of installing a bar and doing a craft beer on the tap party at my house? Do you wana pitch in for that instead? We can have a family tradition here that everyone would be head over heels for fueled by you.

Literally that easy anon. Dude wants to buy your love but is afraid to do it with clean cash. Give him the avenue for it you absolute retard.

>> No.11493161

>>11493151
I hope you're a woman and not some smarmy little soi

>> No.11493167

>>11493151
Ok but his uncle is clearly an egoist who wants to force fancy things he likes into other people to make himself feel “refined” and important. He’s showing off his taste as well as his wealth and he can’t do that with craft beer

>> No.11493204

>>11493161
Based onion poster with no points in speech
>>11493167
An egoist is the most predictable and easy person to please, have them shove a badass bar and get 6 big craft kegs from the breweries. Get a fucking photographer and make the entire family take a photo using the bar, egoist dead center. Have him stock the liquor of the bar continiously so he can flex on others drinking beer- constantly berate yourself for only enjoying beer while calling him "a better man of fine tastes".

>> No.11493420

>>11493204
it's like you've never met a rich person before

>> No.11493469

itt: top tier trolling

>lmao at all these butthurt replies

>> No.11493662

>>11493101
But you're not offering an alternative. What do you DO with the gift you cannot use?

>> No.11493672

>>11493469
t. never encountered the archetype OP describes

They exist anon, trust me.

>> No.11493985

>>11493672
He should read Jung.

>> No.11494002

>>11492620
I wish your uncle had a better family to share his time with.

>> No.11494039

>>11492769
>ball
>peen

you absolute freudian faggot

>> No.11494051

>>11492620
you are an insuffferable subhuman piece of shit.
if I was your faggot uncle I would tell you to go suck some dicks, eat shit and die, you tasteless, plebian, ungrateful filthy kikeswine.

>> No.11494061

>>11492620
>craft beer keg
You are a shit eating hobo millenial. lmao, I bet you have a manbun and a dadbod too you tasteless piss drinking Redditor. I can already tell you by your trash taste that nothing good well ever amount of you. You will die a loser. Any craftbeerfag will. It's genetic retardation.

>> No.11494073

>>11494061
could you rewrite that in English?

>> No.11494076

>>11492773
>>11492816
I thought that was only something dumb college kids did, displaybempty liquor bottles in their apartment to show off how "totally waaasted duuude" they get

>> No.11494082

American craft beer is liquid piss.

>> No.11494087

>>11494082
And by that I mean bottled piss.

>> No.11494088

Louis XIII is for guys who want to look rich, not guys who are actually rich.

>> No.11494123

why don't you just ask him for a kegerator? decent ones are about the price of that whisky bottle. you get what you want, your uncle gets to actually give you a gift that you'll use, everyone's happy.

>> No.11494125
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11494125

>durr i spent monies on stuff so it must be good hurr

>> No.11494132

>>11494123
(I should note I mean last years whisky bottle not the one in the picture)

you could maybe even go to a local brewery and pick out a keg to put in it together. that way you even have a memory to go with it

>> No.11494162

>>11494123
>getting him a kegerator with craft beer
Might as well give him a rainbow flag shirt

>> No.11494165

>>11492620
Tryhards like you end up pushing their luck over and over until they end up getting raped in prison. May you fix your shit now.

>> No.11494228

>>11492620
You sound like an ungrateful bitch poorfag

>> No.11494522

>>11492620
Shut the fuck up and drink your expensive brandy ya fuckin faggot.

>> No.11495001

>>11492620
I'd be grateful that he'd even bring one of those to try. You realize how few people will be sitting around sipping a Louis XIII on thanksgiving literally anywhere in the world?
he sounds cool as fuck to want to let you experience something like that.

>> No.11495041

>>11494073
get a brain you sub 80iq shit eating troglodyte.

>> No.11495070

i've tested in MO Hong Kong
top class stuff,imagine putting 150 eau de vie in a bottle
almond, toffe, cinnamon and a pomegranate with a bold aftertaste
but unless you're getting comped for it go buy a martell bordon bleu

>> No.11495157

>>11495041
you could have just said no

>> No.11495178

>>11492657
this but unironically