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i'll straight eat the back half a goat while the front half still breathin motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fuckin talk food you pussy bitches. got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fuckin throat fuckin feet and all you fuckin busters. sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a shit nigga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nigger eat mustard that shits like fuckin parsley to me. the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk

>> No.11491329
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>>11491326

>> No.11491332

>>11491326
haven't seen this one in a while
>sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars
still a little funny

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i don't give a shit nigga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nigger eat mustard

>> No.11491338

>>11491326
I'm tryna test out that 13million dollar throat

>> No.11491357
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>>11491326
> bitch i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fuckin throat fuckin feet and all you fuckin busters.

>> No.11491385

>>11491326
vintage

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>thumbnail.jpg

>> No.11491460

My favorite pasta, ever.
Everytime I read it my mood elevates.

>> No.11491496

>>11491460
>Everytime I read it my mood elevates.
i'll straight eat the back half a goat while the front half still breathin motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fuckin talk food you pussy bitches. got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fuckin throat fuckin feet and all you fuckin busters. sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a shit nigga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nigger eat mustard that shits like fuckin parsley to me. the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk

>> No.11492877

>>11491460
i'll straight eat the back half a goat while the front half still breathin motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fuckin talk food you pussy bitches. got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fuckin throat fuckin feet and all you fuckin busters. sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a shit nigga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nigger eat mustard that shits like fuckin parsley to me. the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk

>> No.11493449

>>11491496
>>11492877
>ruining your favorite pasta by overconsumption