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ITT: food pics that really make you think
>>11489320goldstar is better
>>11489353this could actually be a good idea if instead of slopping the thing up in a mountain of meme sauce they spread a thin layer of natural peanut butter on the inside of both slices of bread, maybe coated the burger in some kind of dark chocolate powder crust.
>>11489325what's wrong with those cats? they should be on top of those pizzas.
>>11489381Either that's a massive burrito, or that's a tiny baby.
>>11489320That looks fucking awesome OP...I love chili cheese dogs myself and used to go to DQ to treat myself every now and then...Imagine my surprise when I stopped at DQ in Cornwall, asked for 2 chili cheese dogs and the young lady said 'sorry, we don't serve them here anymore'...Broke my fucking heart desu...they were good...
>>11489325what the fuck?
>>11489320Yeah that's really got the noodle firing on all cylinders!
>>11489389That webm gave me a heart attack.
>>11489381My guess would be that the picture was taken at some veterinary office; and that the cats were in the middle of procedure, pre or post op I'm not sure, and that the pizzas were for the crew.
>>11489353this legit triggered me
Cancer shrimp and Greek yogurt toxic waste has my almonds activated
>>11489389But butterburgers are good though
>>11489353The worst part about this webm is that those combination of ingredients could legitimately taste good together. They just put so much of fucking everything that it becomes disgusting. A bit of chocolate on the top and some peanut butter on bottom, and a thin drizzle of the jam would be great assuming that raw patty gets cooked a bit more and is salty.
>>11489336The sweetness of the Skyline secret chili recipe adds that something extra that the bland substitute gold star can't compete with. It turns a mediocre chili experience into something that excites the palate. My wife's son orders three chili cheese coneys with extreme cheese on them. When the family gets together it's Skyline Time.
>>11489421I might try it if it's already served without having to fish them out of the air.What does malaria taste like?
>>11489353Why do Americans have to ruin everything with their decadency...
>>11489407>using big, meaningless adjectives to make a terrible idea seem reasonable
>>11489340I've had that happen when feeding them apples. They don't have bottom teeth in front, but edges of the top teeth are pretty sharp.
>>11489325they better not be hurting those cats god damnit
>>11489852Thanks, obligatory comment found in any Youtube video featuring animals
>>11489421>those kids having the time of their life catching bugs with their panmfw i'll never be so happy ;___;
>>11489897Footfags should all die in a fire. They've been getting more annoying than furfags recently.
>>11489320This pic makes me wonder what happens when you order something with extra cheese
>>11489320/ck/ has unironically made me want to move to the midwest.
>>11489512cursed,,,, yes.... slightly aroused?
>>11489345his only mistake was apologizing.
>>11489389would eat the SHIT out of that idgaf
>>11489404This is fucking tragic.
>>11489852>they better not be hurting those cats god damnitThe cats are dead.
>>11489345>implying his mistake wasn't that he didn't go far enough
>>11489333because nobody on this website ever posts recipes: https://www.cookingwithnonna.com/italian-cuisine/capuzzelle-lamb-s-head.html
>>11489320I made some of this "chili", I don't understand the appeal.
>>11489731based cinci poster>but honestly go to queen city chili if you want something actually "cincinnati authentic" (greek)
>>11490051ooh fancy, didn't know about this
>>11489852It was an experiment to see how long cats could live off of domino's pizza. The answer was approximately 3 days
>>11490136closing the fucking thread.
>>11489389all that butter gave me a hardon
>>11490190>Buying milk in bags
>>11489897>long toenailsGross botched pedi
>>11489389Solly's is a meme but butterburgers are decent
>>11489814those are adverbs
>>11489353This is what happens when a kid is allowed to "play" in the kitchen and isn't punished for wasting food. They grow up and keep fucking doing it.
>>11489320I feel bad for the janitor who takes care of toilets in that shithole restaurant.
>>11489469>citation needed: the webm
>>11490889At least he gets paid to do it.
>>11489768I'm gonna try it with dill pickle but it's late. Maybe tomorrow
>>11490894Are we going to pretend someone would do that for free?
>>11489694Is that some airport gloryhole lure?
>>11490356GTFO! That's not USA stuff, that's UK stuff.
>>11489353alright murica. i refuse to believe the stereotyping of you people coming up with this garbage food. please tell me its not from murica.
>>11490932>pretendWe don't have to.
>>11489325I think they're all euthanized or under anesthetic. Maybe the people are celebrating putting cats down, not that far fetched. Fuck. I love cats :(
>>11490926Dillpickle peanutbutter sammys ftw
>>11490990They're good for ham & cheese sandwiches on rye.
>>11490061do you mean camp washington chili?
>>11489353I'm sickened, but curious.
>>11489806that looks fine.
>>11489512God i wish that was me
>>11489320Cincinnati chili is amazing and i eat it like at least once a week fuck off bruv its no that bad just get the chili cheese sandwich with habanero cheese on top and bottom with onions, you only need one and it satisfies any tacobell/white castle craving tenfold.
>>11489826It is actually good
>>11489345"but i advocate putting seafood on pizza"
>>11489325awww thems is sleepy all tucked in nice and snug
>>11489389whats wrong with animal transfats? do you not like boosting your serum test?
>>11489407trash>>11489421exotic and enlightening>>11489433ive never attacked him on his looks and believe me folks, theres a lot of subject matter there>>11489508MILD sauce>>11489512repent now>>11489806looks superb you're on the specty
>>11489325The cats are dead, the tags have been stapled onto their ears.
>>11489389i only eat hamburgers with butter
>>11489333Nice singles. I wonder what's in that folder...
>>11489398I bet that 'stache has male fecal residue in it
>>11489469Let's stay hungry
>>11490221It's funny. Cause he is Canadian too
>>11489398this must be how einstein lived every day
>>11491382I ate the rabbits too.
>>11489696more like radda radda ;)
>>11489398the butter slide was pretty cool mr reviewbrah with tasche
>>11489389Reminds me of when I ordered a bagel somewhere and the girl dollopped on just as much cream cheese, possibly more, PER side. It was far too much and she did it like it was the most natural thing in the world
>>11489469>pink slime memethe reason those trimmings were only deemed safe for pet food was their susceptibility to pathogens, treating it with ammonia hydroxide makes food safer and more economical. Get educated and learn some chemistry.>arsenic fed chickensoutdated and misleading information, an organic medicine that generates trace amounts of inorganic arsenic after chickens digest it was banned in 2013 over fears despite the levels being too low to be harmful to humans or the chickens.>hot dogs aren't made from prime cutswell no shit>cheap supermarket honey isn't pure, or even real sometimessee hotdog comment>toxic yogurt wasteacid whey is used mostly for fertilizer, but there are loads of other ways to process it and reuse it, even as biofuel. They're not just shipping it to Yucca Mountain, do some research.>imported shrimp cause cancerwhen you let countries that don't follow your antibiotic restrictions raise your food you can't act all surprised when they ignore it>those neon red cherries aren't naturalagain, no shit>garbage cheese is basically saw dustI mean, are we supposed to act surprised about any this?
>>11491625>can (#can)fucking hell
>>11489469if you can make shit taste good and feed people i see no bad in this
>>11491761>it is okay to mislead the public because it is obvious to mesurprised you can taste anything after all that corporate bootlicking
>>11489320Makes me miss home anon.
>>11491830I dont get it
>>11489407This Is A Game Changer
>>11491201Seafood is a staple in south Italian cuisine, of course it's fine on pizza.
>>11489398Jews can be based too
>>11491625I feel like that this could be sold with $2 and that guy would still make a profit
>>11489333This looks amazing, the only thinking I'm doing is on what whiskey they be drinking.
>>11489689ribbed for your dining pleasure
>>11489881Ignorance truly is bliss.
>>11489407this kills the burger
>>11491840what is the implication here
>>11492187you know ;)
>>11491473Fuck off tenda, keep your white genocide propaganda on /b/.>>11492187Horse semen. Gallons and gallons of horse semen.
>>11489421By the way these are midges, not mosquitos. You can tell by their fluffy looking antennae, used to collect pollen.
>>11492437i mean, its better than not adding a cinnamon roll recipe :L
>>11489325The kots are sleeping and when they wake up they'll have pizza
>>11492178Nice try. This is Burger Point in Sydney, Australia. https://youtu.be/qQEI6QsegRA
>>11489469Still find it amazing they got both Bailey Jay and Andrew Anglin to be in that video.
>>11491897>Cliftonwell as long as you hug the UC campus I guess you are ok
>>11489333What are those yellow stuff in the bowl, upper left corner?
>>11492233homer! have you been up all night eating cheese?
>>11493640Are you asking what a potato is, anon?
>>11492158>whiskeyYou absolute philistine. They're drinking aquavit.
>>11493640Sour cabbage not to be mistaken for sauerkraut.
>>11489919CNN actually sympathizes with Furries now
>>11489320Do Americans really eat this trash?
>>11493871u literally dont have more than that pic
>>11489325tell me they died without pain dude
>>11489353what a waste of foodInstead of eating something good they do shit like thise for a few likes. Worst thing is that i actually know murica have good food in most restaurants
>>11490221Do you seriously think we just use the bagged milk as is? We put the bag inside of a pitcher.
>>11489320Cincinnati chili is fucking horse shit
>>11495878it's not the best, but for the intent of putting on a hot dog or baked potato, it's pretty good. It can be fucked up pretty easily, but you can say the same thing of a lot of food
>>11492124yea, he tryna maka buck
>>11495993Is has chocolate or cocoa in it right?
>>11493407this is a meatloaf, right?? pretty fuckin' crafty....Fun way to fuck with the kids....
>>11489353>bread is so dry it disintegrates when trying to cut in half
>>11490944literally says made in usa you fucking twat
>>11489768this is delicious. unironically.
>>11495815Only retards eat Cicinnati chili. This does not represent American cuisine.
>>11489389this is a midwest thing. ll admit some butter can be good, but that's way too damn much, like 3 to 4 times too much
>>11490036milk challenge GO!
>>11489320We should have sent the Greeks back for this crime.
>>11496073They made up for it with decent coffee shops and diners for at least half a century.
>>11496101and Greek Orthodoxy is based and godpilled
Chili was invented in Texas and northern Mexico, basically beef, beans, and chili peppers. Cincinnati chili is beef, chili spices, spaghetti, and lots of cheese. Literal autism. Cincinnati chili is the Swedish pizza: pork and bananas. A fucking disgrace.
>>11496111It's Greek chili, you mong.
>>11489398Ok but how many times did he get hit in the head before perfecting his technique?
>>11489407Genius. The question is "How fast" would I eat it.
>>11496108Don't give a fuck about religion, so I wouldn't know. Greek food is fantastic, though.
>>11489353i hate eurocucks so god damn much
>>11496136"Greek chili"? As far as I know, German immigrants settled around Cincinnati. But we can blame the Greeks for this embarrassment? Fine with me. They haven't been relevant in 2,400 years or so.
>>11496155Yes, aside from their horrendous "chili" and some other oddities like the use of béchamel sauce in weird places.
>>11491160It's a mutilated attempt at an Elvis Burger.>Toasted Banana Bread>Peanut Butter>Jelly>Chocolate>BaconI'm not sure which cheese is meant to go with this, Swiss just doesn't seem right to me here. Either way, they used way too much of each topping ingredient.
>>11496162Sigh. Literally the first result on google: Macedonian immigrant Tom Kiradjieff created Cincinnati chili in 1922. With his brother, John, Kiradjieff opened a small Greek restaurant called the Empress. The restaurant did poorly however, until Kiradjieff started offering a chili made with Middle Eastern spices, which could be served in a variety of ways
>>11489353You had me right until that caramel or whatever the fuck just before the chocolate. Seriously, what the hell.
>>11496175That's peanut butter and it's actually pretty good on burgers (without all the other sweet shit, obviously)
>>11496174What sigh? Cincinnati chili is a grotesque perversion of the original. It is total shit. The one and only time I had it, I threw up. It's fucking nasty dog food tier garbage. Spaghetti? Really you dumb motherfuckers?
>>11496229If you go in expecting essentially tex-mex'd spaghetti, it's not too bad. If you go in expecting a bowl of tia's chili... well, what the hell is Tia Maria doing in Ohio anyway?
>>11496175Its banana bread and pb and j on a burger, not hard to figure out. It's nasty.
>>11496174The sigh was for "Greek Chili" in quotation marks, for tangling up Germans in this mess, and for not googling it yourself. And for not knowing Greeks are to blame.
>>11496229To all non-Americans reading this thread: the original pic is of Cincinnati Chili. It is beef + chili powder + spaghetti (Italian).This is NOT American cuisine. It is a mental disorder of a handful of degenerates around the irrelevant city of Cincinnati, Ohio. No one takes them seriously. Don't let those autists make you think mainstream/sane Americans eat chili with spaghetti and cheese like fucking 5 year olds.
>>11489389Literally a few miles from where I live in Memesconsin
>>11489325fuck you for ruining my night
>>11489320I really like skyline, but i don't really see the appeal of coneys or anything that isnt at least a 3-way
>>11496548honestly coneys are better than the spaget imo
>>11489469>shopping at an American supermarket.webm
>>11489707>beef>raw patty>RAW patty>RAW FUCKING BEEF pattyAre you a time traveler from the 90s mad cow disease scare? What the fuck.Its a preference thing. Beef != chicken.Basically, beef isn't undercooked unless the outside is fucking red and even then...Plus, that's med rare at *best*.
>>11496597Ground meat is not the same as steak
>>11489407>Make good burger>Ruin presentation and convince while also distracting from the taste of the actual fucking burger itself by dumping nacho cheese all over itOkay...
>>11489421>The size of those pattiesHow the fuck many of those things did they catch what the fuck
>>11491835>Implying anyone who doesn't know this already deserves to live
>>114949129000 I plays here
>>11496597if you cook your ground burger any less than medium well, and you didn't grind the meat yourself, you're an idiot
a whole thread without the egg king, maybe /ck/ is ok after all
>>11489879damn it nigger you made me spend half an hour watching one of his new reviews...hadn't seen him in years
>>11489398I keep hearing powerhouse playing in mynhead when I watch this.
>>11496018you dont understand. thats not bread, it's poundcake
>>11496821population of Sweden in 2023
>>11489333Svid is good, though.My only issue is with those overboiled potatoes.
>>11497803American flavoured imitation pasteurised process cheese food
>>11497803>american flavoredtell me, /ck/, what does american taste like?
>>11489806Nothing wrong with this.
>>11490136literally me right now.
>>11489768idk about the bread but pickles and peanut butter is actually kinda good
>>11489919sounds like something a furfag trying to justify his worthless existence would come up with
>>11496821population of USA in 2018
>>11489707Youre a psychopath
>>11491473ive been here too long
>>11489398>that tiny hammer
>>11493350I was actually living in OTR, which I know is considerably worse, sorry.
>>11497803>SaNDWiCH SLiCeSWhat did they mean by this
>>11491203>whats wrong with animal transfatsAre you dumb?
>>11495877i can just imagine the infomertial for the first jug for bagged milk.
>>11489353FUCKING WHY FUCKING WHY FUCKING WHY FUCKING WHY FUCKING HIPSTER CHEFS I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT PEANUT BUTTER IS LIKE ICING LEVEL SUGAR
>>11489421Always wondered if the caloric value of a burger is able to exceed the calories spent waving a heavy pan around for hours.
>>11489353>the banana bread falling apart >chocolate, peanut butter, raspberry jelly>on a fucking burgerWhy and what the fuck
>>11489320Dixie is where its at.
>>11489353This looks like something Elvis would eat for his third breakfast of the day.
>>11489418But why would so many people be operating on so many cats? And where are the IVs?
>>11491473>poor little white boy
>>11489398The peewee herman of /ck/
>>11489469The girl eating the burger is really cute, please tell me she's a she
>>11492437thanks for the recipe bro, it was delicious!
>>11499189Sometimes they hold events to reduce the population of feral cats and help poor neighborhoods who can't afford the procedures.
i had something like this before once its crap as you might think
>>11497983>>11497917>>11497963its clearly amerindian
>>11489433This is how a psychopath eats at mcdonalds
>>11491074camp washington chili is also really good, alot of small shops have good chili around the est side
>>11491735Lots of cream cheese on a bagel IS natural tho
>>11496162Holy shit you're so fucking stupid that you don't even realize how stupid you are
>>11489394Or a large burrito and a small baby.
>>11497650Funny thing is, it's locally made>And also some of it tastes better like the real ones
>>11493657I think I'm blind.
>>11491483my thoughts too anon :)
>>11489353it's fucking raw
>>11489353>*clapping roody poo twitter emoji*I was triggered
>>11490944it's made for non-white demographics.
>>11489421I wonder what oil they use
>>11489469This is shocking to nobody with a brain. I guess most people just don't think at all about what they are eating day to day.>>11491761Pink slime thing, it is still disgusting. Interesting info on the chicken. You are pretty based on all your points anon I am glad. The vid was basically taking the lowest of the low of all products. Everyone knows Chinese shrimp are going to kill you.
>>11501868>>11501689I feel like these marriages won't last and it will end with one half cheating on the other.
>>11501960You're right. Anyone childish enough to put mass marketed cartoon characters on a wedding cake is not mature enough for a monogamous relationship.
>>11489320>the guy who didnt get any cheesewhat a bitch
>>114909884chan's Janitors do it for free
>>11489897Little did you know the whole thing is actually a really realistic looking cake
>>11491840Please tell me thats just pics of her drinking protein shakes taken out of context.
>>11497650These German versions of American foods look worse than American foodsWhat the fuck Europe.
>>11502240I'm pretty that's Sweden.They have that weird Kurwa money.
>>11502789>I'm prettyYes you are, Anon.
>>11489353Oh come the fuck on
>>11489538Anti-culvers character assassin detected. Go back to eating your animal style dog shit burgers, faggot
>>11489469This webm makes hot dogs more appetizing than I thought they were.
>>11489801The simple straight answer is: because we can, and you would too.
>>11490851and then people pay them for it, and then they get to run a business that pays taxes as well as their living expenses. Looks like the only child here is you.
>>11496739>being conditioned to accept lies
>>11489801>burger - american>pb&j - americanIt's like throwing a tantrum when the guy 3 houses down shits his own bed. aka OBSESSED
>>11489325Am I the only one who heard the Samurai Pizza Cats theme in my head and started laughing really hard?>"Cancerous Pizza Cats! Who do you call when you need a bumm-er-oni? They're dying before their time, and you know that's no baloney!"
>>11489826A philly cheesesteak doesn't have bell peppers. Why does every chain and frozen "cheesesteak" sandwich include them?
>>11489320the cheese on tha tlooks like shit cheddar (like KRAFT cracker barrel), but to be honest, chili on spaghetti with cheddar sounds pretty good
>>11489469Yes well all of the bullshit in this video will be obsolete soon after lab grown meat becomes common. Also why is Bailey Jay in the vid
>>11489768Pb and onions is superior
>>11489398The worst part of this is the baby automatically swiping on the phone, like it's an automatic reflex it does every day :(
>>11489469Honestly the most irritating one is the cancer shrimp, it's shocking how most people still don't understand what cancer even is or how it occurs
>>11489353This is tasty af and I suggest you all do it once in your lifetime. But seriously, once and if possible, slider-sized.
>>11504231burgers are not americanthat sandwich is trash so agreed, definitely american
>>11489538>frozen custard butterburgerswhat the fuck is wrong with america
>>11489826This works although it needs a topping of ground nuts. Nutmeg apple and berries - mascarpone and it's perfection.
>>11489345He didn't go far enough