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11487983 No.11487983 [Reply] [Original]

what are some god tier vidya snacks? preferably home made, just made pic related plus 3 more for the whole family can't wait to dig in. alright, going to boot up some smash brawl and kick some major a*s as bowser

>> No.11487984

>>11487983
>Amerimutts literally eating feces on potatoes

>> No.11487985
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11487985

>>11487983
You've seen nothing mate.

>> No.11487986

>>11487985
is that shakshuka and are you australian?

>> No.11487987

>>11487983
crunchy peanutbutter and a fried egg? Peanutbutter chicken is good so I guess I could see this.

>> No.11487988
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>>11487986
That's what happens when some retard from /v/ tries making sunny side up eggs in the oven.
Here's his attempt at scrambled eggs.

>> No.11487989
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11487989

>snacks

>> No.11487990

>>11487985
Boi you need to season that skillet, shit looks rank

>> No.11487991
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>> No.11487992

>>11487983
I just ate this an hour ago for the first time because I have literally nothing else in my apartment.
It was p good

>> No.11487993

>>11487988
Doesn't look too bad thb. What's supposed to be wrong with it?

>> No.11487994
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11487994

>>11487988
we posting /v/ related things by /v/ users on /v/?

>> No.11487996

>>11487991
Pretentious as fuck.

>> No.11487995
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>>11487994

>> No.11487997

>>11487996
y-you don't understand, it's ART

>> No.11487998
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11487998

>>11487995

>> No.11487999
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>>11487994
>>11487995

>> No.11488000

>>11487993
Learn to cook then get back to me

>> No.11488001

>>11488000
Already did. What now?

>> No.11488002
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>>11487998
>>439407968

>> No.11488003

>>11487991
I have a friend who does this for a living. He says that the only reason they have to do it is because boomers won't justify paying you unless you look like you don't want to work anymore.

So, the food guys started making up bullshit to exhaust themselves and make themselves frustrated. Then, when boomers see they go WOW YOU ARE DOING HARD WORK, and pay out the ass.

>> No.11488004

>>11487996
>>11487997
see
>>11488003

>> No.11488005

>>11487983
>eating snacks while gaming
>not just eating 2 meals a day
yikes

>> No.11488006

>>11488003
>boomers are retarded
never would've guessed it.

>> No.11488007

>>11487991
what is this pretentious shit?

>> No.11488008
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11488008

>>11488005
What else can you expect from Murimutts?

>> No.11488009

>>439407968
Enjoy your ban

>> No.11488010

>American cuisine

>> No.11488011

>>11488001
Learn to take your scrambled eggs off the burner as soon as they start to come together. They also shouldnt form a shape like that at all

>> No.11488012

>>11488003
Must be an american thing.

>> No.11488013

>>11487991
is this actually how americans eat

what the wtf

>> No.11488014

>>11488013
if that's how americans ate, they would not be cows

>> No.11488015
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>>11487993
too runny on some sides while other sides have seared egg, shows a lack of temperature control and failure to keep the eggs constantly moving while cooking

>> No.11488016

>>11488003
What kind of logic is that? By paying do you mean the tip? Either way, that's a distorted way to judge the quality of service.

>> No.11488017

>>11488015
Yeah, now that you mention it I see it too, they're definitely overcooked on one side
Not sure if they're too runny on the other side, depending on how soon after cooking the pic was taken, that side may turn out just fine on the plate

>> No.11488018
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11488018

I like baguettes from whole foods probably because I'm 15% french.

>> No.11488019
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>>11488010
>>11488008
>muh amurica
lol

>> No.11488020

>>11487993
what the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.11488021
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>> No.11488022

>>11488020
A lot, actually. Not my taste in eggs though, that's for sure

>> No.11488023

Widdly scuds?

>> No.11488024

>>11488015
the up side is not too runny you animal

>> No.11488025

>>11487993
Eating raw eggs are as dangerous as eating raw chicken.

>> No.11488026

>>11488016
I used to deliver pizza and thats actually a brilliant way to sum it up. My best tips came on the nights I looked super tired/exhausted or after heavy snowfall. Regardless of those two things actually inhibiting my ability to work the boomers would always be inclined to tip harder in those situations. The harder you look like you're working boomers want to pay you.

>> No.11488027

>>11488025
Not true. While raw eggs have potential for salmonella, yes, raw chicken will probably make you vomit regardless. The chicken flash is also more likely to be diseased in some other right.

>> No.11488028

>>11488018
100% faguette lmaoing my ass off

>> No.11488029

>>11488025
I highly doubt that.
At least raw egg is sealed in by a membrane. Buying raw chicken has been exposed and packaged.

>> No.11488030
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11488030

>>11488025
EYE OF THE TIGER!

*CHUG*

>> No.11488031

>>11488025
what does not kill you makes you stronger

>> No.11488032
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11488032

>>11487983
I enjoy Doritos.

>> No.11488033

>>11488025
With raw eggs it depends on the food safety standards of where you live. Don't do it in a third world country or the US though. Obviously don't eat raw chicken under any circumstances.

>> No.11488034

>>11488032
...what the fuck?

>> No.11488035
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11488035

pizza of course

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>>11488032

>> No.11488037

>>11488035
there is nothing wrong with what he did but the real problem is he did it like a huge faggot and it's like he was screaming at the top of his lungs while remaining silent at the same time

>> No.11488038
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11488038

About to order me some kebab meat and chips m8s

>> No.11488039

>>11488025
As an American who knows what he's talking about, one of the dumbest conventions of our farming industry is not inoculating chickens. It requires us to have the refrigerate all our eggs, driving up regulation and prices, and it makes it genuinely dangerous to use them in any recipe that requires them to rest at room temperature or not be thoroughly cooked. But, ya know, vaccines are bad, so just enjoy that vicious gut infection instead. Europoors get to enjoy all the runny eggs they want because their chickens get the needle.

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>>11488033
>Obviously don't eat raw chicken under any circumstances.

Don't be a pussy, eat all the raw chicken. It goes down nice and slimey.

>> No.11488041

>>11488032
Why not just buy some corn flour and cut like 12 corners there?

>> No.11488042

>>11487983
I now exist almost entirely on pure fucking spite. I eat a vitamin in the morning, and a medium sized jar of peanut butter throughout the day. I drink nothing but water while pissing in bottles. If I cared any less, I wouldn't exist.

>> No.11488043
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>>11488035
>trimming the nutritious fat
>consuming the dogshit carbs that actually make you fat by facilitating overeating
The ironing.

>> No.11488044
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>>11488032

>> No.11488045
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>>11488042
lmao get on my level

>> No.11488046

>>11488032
This is the internets fault..

>> No.11488047

>>11488025
Not at all, the dangers differ by multiple orders of magnitude
About one egg in 20000 ( = 0.005%) contains salmonella, but roughly 10% of raw chicken does

You can eat a ton of raw eggs before anything happens.
Besides, you don't even need to heat them a lot to get rid of even the tiny risk there is, a bit more than 70°C is enough

>> No.11488048

>>11488043
Dabbing the grease just makes the pizza easier to eat in general because cheese and pep just put out so much that more often than not you'll get grease dripping off the thing while you're trying to eat it.

>> No.11488049
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11488049

>>11487983
god tier

>> No.11488050

>>11488045
I'M TRYING

>> No.11488051

>>11488040
Real talk though, raw chicken doesn't even taste good. You can make some semi-raw (but mostly safe) sous vide chicken, and the texture is nothing short of disgusting

>> No.11488052
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>>11488051
All the cool kids are eating raw chicken, Anon.

Don't you wanna be cool?

>> No.11488053

Stir fry.

I love veggies, and I love meat, and I love small portions of both, so I just make a big stir-fry and then pick at it over the course of an hour.

Sometimes you just add a tortilla and stir-fry becomes fajitas.

>> No.11488054

>>11487983
Why would they be "vidya" snacks you fucking fruitcake faggot? They're just snacks, you fat babyman fuck.

>> No.11488055

I like to eat dry cereal as a snack.

>> No.11488056

>>11488026
I can see why I would tip someone higher for delivering in bad weather, but putting on a flashy performance doesn't constitute as quality in my opinion. Maybe my thoughts aren't the most logical, but I wager it more based on things like confidence and attitude, whatever gives a greater sense of reassurance.

>> No.11488057

Dried fruits are awesome. Dried mango strips, dried apple rings, dried plumes. Sadly they are rather expensive.

>> No.11488058

>>11488053
yeah i bet you do love meat, LOL

>> No.11488059

Raw almonds, wasabi peas, and dried fruit.

Sometimes I'll eat raw spinach or garlic depending on the mood, but usually it's some mixture of fruit/nuts/legumes if we're talking snacks.

I fell in love with broccoli but ate it so much that I got really burnt out on it, but I can still crush a whole back if you put some tzatziki with it.

>>11488057
>slice fruit
>steep in lemon and water
>parchment paper
>oven on 130-140
>flip every two hours until correct consistency

there ya go bud

>> No.11488060

I thought cooking was hard until I got into it, almost all recipes are putting shit into either the oven or in a pot
kinda disappointed desu cooking is boring as fuck

>> No.11488061

>>11488060
Try baking pies and cakes

>> No.11488062

>>11488060
Get into patisserie anon. It's more like chemistry/blackmagicshit so it might satisfy you more.

>> No.11488063

>>11488060
naw, cooking is just tedious

the trick is learning how to prep and cook quickly so you can eat well without it taking up so much fucking time

meal prep is legit life-saving and stress-reducing

>> No.11488072

based retard mods

>> No.11488093
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>>11488072
Ya gj mods

>> No.11488134

Neat, I can say soy now.

>> No.11488165

>>11488008
Who's got that pic of the Belgian health minister or whatever they call their food master?

>> No.11488168

>>11488063
There's something to it. I'm a lazy piece of dog shit and can't be bothered to make an omelet, even if I'm hungry. I diced up some ham, onion, and green pepper yesterday and put it in a bowl. Now I just have to spoon some up, fry it, and drop my eggs in

>> No.11488182

>>11488025
Most birds with salmonella do not infect their eggs. It's like 1 in 100.000 or something silly like that. Of course it can be on the shell in countries which don't wash their eggs.

>> No.11488475

>>11488025
Most Asians do it all the time. Not to mention Arnie, who still swears by 4 of them in a breakfast protein shake.

>> No.11488498

>>11488032
If I was there for the making of that vid, it never would have made it to the editing room, as everyone involved would be dead.

>> No.11488501

>>11488049
What’s that and yes I’m a noob.

I’m guessing Apple something, but I’m almost hoping it’s onions.

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>>11488046
I blame it on society

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>>11488038
I'll see that and raise you a couple garbage plates.