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[Anonymous No.11480632]

Come in and discuss what we should be drinking and why you're still drinking. Love every here!

[Anonymous No.11480635]

Holidays are approaching. How are you anons holding up?

[Anonymous No.11480638]

>>11480635
>How are you anons holding up?
>implying

[Anonymous No.11480642]

>>11480632
>>11480635
>>11480638
Fucking based it's been long overdue brothers, as for me I'm running very low.

[Anonymous No.11480658]

Real talk, we need to find a new board. Have we tried /trash/? The only rule they seem to have is nothing that would be illegal in the US. /qa/ might also work if we want it on a blue board.

[Anonymous No.11480666]

>>11480658
what pisses me the fuck off is the board getting flooded with alcohol threads and extremely low quality threads surviving, we need this. i don't see how it bothers anyone. it's on topic too

[Anonymous No.11480672]

Started on an Old Fashioned kick.

Now I just have bottles of Simple Syrup and bitters so I'm on my 3rd bottle of rye trying to run this out.

[Anonymous No.11480673]

>>11480658
/qa/ is full of weirdos. We tried /bant/ but every thread was spammed to death by one Danish autist. Tried /r9k/ but we don't really fit in with their culture, and they already have their own drinking threads. Tried /adv/, threads still pop up from time to time but they usually die, people don't take part in them the way they do here. These threads belong here, where they started.
It's fucking bullshit.

[Anonymous No.11480678]

This past tuesday I made out with a girl at a gay bar and went back to her place but i guess i drove her car because she was too drunk. I couldn't get it up and i guess i laughed hysterically then passed out. her roommate woke me up in the morning because she was already gone to work and they coulndt wake me up at 9am i guess. I puked in the toilet and drank a glass of water while i was waiting for my lyft.

[Anonymous No.11480685]

What I don't understand is how there can be a dozen fast food or "do Americans really ____?" threads up 24/7 that are fair game but /alck/ gets deleted for being "off topic."

[Anonymous No.11480687]

>>11480678
was she a dyke?

[Anonymous No.11480698]

>>11480687
nah she was a bartender at a pizza joint.

[Anonymous No.11480715]

>>11480635
I crushed a deer with my car this morning. I had a cop following behind me and he brained it with a pistol in the middle of the highway. The deer didn't suffer long. I would've killed it with a tire iron, but that's cool they do that. Probably way less traumatic for anyone watching. I was supposed to do other things today, but I just went to the drink part first.

[Anonymous No.11480723]

>>11480673
Yeah it's retarded that they were deemed off topic. It was literally board culture, those threads were around for years and years. It was also a good way to contain all alcohol discussion.

[Anonymous No.11480724]

>>11480715
RIP in peace car, any pics?

[Anonymous No.11480729]

>>11480715
did you take the deer home?

[Anonymous No.11480757]

>>11480724
No.. but the windshield was fucked on the driver's side, no more side mirror, and my door panel isn't doing good. The door doesn't close correctly, and I can't get the mirror to go up even if I'm tugging on it. It's at a body shop now. This is going to screw up my daily routine ;__;
>>11480729
NO. I went back there less than an hour with a truck to find it and whether I had left anything useful, but it was gone. AYY style. It was a mule buck with a large rack but when the cop shot the deer to put him down, there were several cars going in both directions. I just wanted to yell at it for a little while ;__;

[Anonymous No.11481055]

>>11480757
That's pretty rough m8, good luck to you.

[Anonymous No.11481095]

>>11480757
Your life sounds wonky

[Anonymous No.11481186]

>got into a dark spot with depression and antidepressants only made shit worse
>started to binge drink maybe 5 nights a week
>was very content with drinking myself to death
>goes on for months, maybe a year
>realize in that I am no longer depressed in August and quit actively trying to die
>down to drinking once a week
>even then I feel intense anxiety while drinking sapping the fun out until out of nowhere I am just hammered

Is it a good time to call it a day with drinking? All of my regrets seem to stem from drinking looking back. I used to get way too fucking hammered and make an ass of myself in front of my friends months ago in that dark place and just wanted to get as hammered as possible

[Anonymous No.11481193]

>>11481186
quit while you have a chance

[Anonymous No.11481199]

>>11481186
Yes, call it a day and move on before it becomes a bigger problem.
I was day-drinking for like 3-4 years, then stopped completely for a few months, now I can't stand being drunk anymore. It's for the better.

[Anonymous No.11481210]

>>11481193
>>11481199
Really? Even if I am down to just once a week?

[Anonymous No.11481213]

>>11481186
In the words of Henry Dean, the great sage and eminent junkie, when you've gotta get down and you can't find the elevator, you do it any way you can, even if it's with a shovel. Do what you gotta do... but be careful about the bridges you burn.

[Anonymous No.11481218]

>>11481210
Just quit you nigger, you should know by now how shit this lifestyle is, be glad your circumstances have made quitting easier

[Anonymous No.11481220]

>>11480666
i don’t care about your threads, don’t report them, and even participate in non general alcohol threads
what i can tel you is your threads are being banned because of people like >>11480635
>>11480638
who belong on /r9k/
this isn’t a therapy board. discuss alcohol or don’t, but don’t sperg out when 90% of the posters are whining about depression and self hatred instead of the topic on hand
even if you just posted what you’re currently drinking while you complain
but no
it’s literally an old person /r9k/

[Anonymous No.11481223]

>>11481210
Once a week really isn't that bad. Just as long as you maintain control and don't let yourself slip.

[Anonymous No.11481226]

>>11480642
based and niggerpilled

[Anonymous No.11481229]

>>11481220
So what? It's only one single thread at any given time.

[Anonymous No.11481236]

>>11481213
What do you mean by this? Already burnt the bridges I could have burnt with how miserable and angry I was at the world and with myself last year. Really was in the shittiest place I think I could ever be in.
>>11481218
Right, and I think I am mainly out of it though. My problem is when I drink on a Saturday I think of all the dumbshit I have done drunk and it makes me anxious and I feel like my body fights the beer and I go from sober to a 7/10 at the end of the night

[Anonymous No.11481238]

>>11481229
>so what if it’s off topic it’s only one thread
and this is why your threads are gonna be removed. looks like some people want an actual alcohol thread and you try to turn that inch into a mile

[Anonymous No.11481245]

>>11480666
It's the fucking new mod

They were up for a long while before some new pissant mod got on there high horse

[Anonymous No.11481251]

>>11481238
A lot of threads veer off-topic all the time.

[Anonymous No.11481254]

Off topic posts get deleted, not generals

[Anonymous No.11481263]

>>11481254
when the entire thread is off topic it gets deleted
from all of the posts so far they seem to be interested in discussing their emotional problems, not alcohol

[Anonymous No.11481273]

I bought a cheap bottle of Evan Williams bourbon. Did I fuck up?

[Anonymous No.11481278]

>>11480632
i drink heavily, and have been for basically a year. I drink the pain away. its mostly vodka, but sometimes ill have gin or scotch.

My body aches from drinking so much though, and im afraid to stop because of withdrawl symptoms. Im not looking forward to quitting.

[Anonymous No.11481282]

>>11481263
>discussing their emotional problems
Why does this trigger your ass?

[Anonymous No.11481294]

I don’t drink alcohol at all, but can you give me an idea of how bad my fathers drinking is? he clears a 750ml bottle of vodka
about every 2-2.5 days

[Anonymous No.11481299]

in before this thread gets deleted

[Anonymous No.11481304]

>>11481294
i empty a handle 1.75 liters in 2 to three days.

your dads fine, but hes on a slippery slope.

[Anonymous No.11481325]

>>11481210
I'm still a bit pissed I couldn't kick the shit out of that dead deer so do with that when you will. It's not a good road to go down. People will know you for this.

[Anonymous No.11481338]

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do your part anons and keep /ck/ clean

[Anonymous No.11481347]

>>11481325
Know me for what? That I used to have a problem? What fucking deer

[Anonymous No.11481407]

>>11481236
The bottom line is, quit while you can.

[Anonymous No.11481424]

>>11481273
It's one of the best cheap spirits.

[Anonymous No.11481441]

>>11481407
I more than likely will. I've spent the last few months wondering why I still do drink and kicking myself for still doing it. Just curious on your reasoning, if I am down to 1 day a week, why quit while I can?

[Anonymous No.11481471]

>>11480632
Spiced Rum+Coffee
Much better than Irish Coffee.

[Anonymous No.11481500]

>>11481441
Because 1 a week can easily segue into old habits. But you know your limits, just be safe.

[Anonymous No.11481539]

>>11481500
Sometimes I get bored on a Sunday and have a few "leftover beers". They arent really left over because I buy too much for saturday on purpose

[Anonymous No.11481630]

>>11480632
>finally got a job again and was able to stock up somewhat of a home bar
God damn I love a cocktail.

French 75
>1 oz gin
>.5 oz lemon juice
>top with champagne/prosecco
For a special touch, add .5oz St Germain and substitute the lemon juice for 1.5 oz blueberry lemonade. That's what I'm drinking this very moment.

[Anonymous No.11481656]

>>11480632
>first big heavy snowfall of the season
>drinking hot toddies in the dark while watching the snow fall softly
Things are pretty comfy here guys

[Anonymous No.11481931]

Whiskey and cheap domestic beer.

I don't know how to deal with stress and express my feelings so I'm drunk on a Thursday.

[Anonymous No.11481983]

>>11481656
sweet. Snow hasn't fallen yet on my side, I live in Portland Oregon though, so we usually don't get snow, though two years ago we had a pretty intense storm. last year maybe snowed for 5 days total. Looking forward to sharing that hot toddies comfort with you at some point. and by hot toddies I mean hot chocolate.

[Anonymous No.11482014]

Finally got a gf... I can't bringe drink any time I want anymore and it fucking sucks

[Anonymous No.11482044]

>>11482014
drink wiith your gf

[Anonymous No.11482053]

>>11481338
wow, you saved everyone literally one click. that will be so much easier. i'm sure this will get many, many more reports now that you have made it so simple to report this horrible thread.

[Anonymous No.11482055]

>>11481539
literally out of control

[Anonymous No.11482081]

>>11481273
It's the jack Daniels experience for $10 less. Good stuff

[Anonymous No.11482083]

>>11481273
>Evan Williams
It's Jack Daniel's retarded little cousin. Not bad at all.

[Anonymous No.11482118]

imo this is clearly apart of /ck/ and a mod backed by a vocal minority shouldn't ruin these threads. at the same time al/ck/ies should make more substantial posts.

[Anonymous No.11482181]

>>11482118
I barfed in my shower

[Anonymous No.11482203]

>when you're too scared to fall asleep because you think you'll drown in your own vomit

:(

[Anonymous No.11482237]

odds i get some goon tonight
evens i go without

[Anonymous No.11482374]

>>11480632
I have to stop, I have a fatty and oversized liver and I'm going to be tested for scar tissue soon. I've been sober for almost a week now. At least I got 10 good years in before I had to stop.