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Cat Edition

>> No.11470896

look at that guy. you know he's still going to eat it

>> No.11470914

what is it?
It looks like a fucking towel in a dish.

>> No.11470921

Since it's a guy in a wifebeater scooping something out of a big tub, I'm going to assume it's chicken breasts.

>> No.11470928
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only way to start a webm thread rightly is with some Ja/ck/

>> No.11470963
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based Jack is bringing back Lazy man recipes.... nugget's going 2012 on our Food Jack asses

>> No.11470971

I wish Jack would open a restaurant just so that a Kitchen Nightmare-type show could visit it.

>> No.11471057
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>> No.11471067

>pouring your milk before the cereal
absolutely wrong.

>> No.11471072

does anyone has the webm of a weird guy cooking eggs?

>> No.11471076
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right here senpai

>> No.11471079

So brave.

>> No.11471086

I was expecting her to throw away the rest of the cereal after drinking the milk.

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I know it's been said before but Jack is truly /ourguy/

>> No.11471117


>> No.11471141

Grease is too cold ffs, stop putting shit in!

>> No.11471148


>> No.11471150

Is this supposed to upset autists?

>> No.11471288

Is that supposed to be making fun of speech quirks of a presenter on Polish national public TV?

>> No.11471305
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It's working isn't it?

>> No.11471387

The guy goes "uhhh" a lot so someone edited out every time he said actual words and only left in the "uhhh"s. That clip is the result.

>> No.11471656

It seems very wasteful to throw this out after a cat walks in it. I know cats carry diseases but wouldn't cooking or washing address that?

>> No.11471774

Rare jacks anyone?

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>> No.11471811

What's the matter with these fags anyway?

>> No.11471814


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>> No.11471926

Anyone got a link to jack appearing on tv? need to watch the ep.

>> No.11471961


Mmmm, boiled ground beef.

>> No.11472086

I think it's S01E02 of west texas investors club. I don't have a link but it's on amazon if you want to buy it

>> No.11472208

>S01E02 of west texas investors club
ty my dude Ill just search for a stream

>> No.11472222

stinky dirty catfags never ceasing to remind me why never to eat their disgusting cat contaminated food

>> No.11472225

Enjoy it my man. I remember watching it when it was live on cnbc's site years ago. Fun times.

>> No.11472243

this is a man

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>> No.11472798

and his cat is gonna track chicken juice all over his nice home

>> No.11472815
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>> No.11472880

Don't cats cause a mental disorder or something like that?

>> No.11472891

What kind of file format is this? How do i open it? Pls help

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>> No.11472898

Looks like he just pulled a tooth.

>> No.11472901

That ending is glorious.

>> No.11472904
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>shaven Jack looks exactly like one of my coworkers
does Jack consumes excessive amounts of margarine? if so then I've found his long lost twin brother

>> No.11472921

how file name break?

>> No.11472967


>> No.11472984

Idc how many times I see this, it's the best.

>> No.11472989

Is there a Princess of the Egg Fort? If so does she take it in the pooper? Asking for a friend.

>> No.11472998

>in cold water

>> No.11473003

so grund beef marinaded in cold water?

>> No.11473009

just fuck off

>> No.11473031

It's oil.

>> No.11473036

Marinate meat in soy sauce

Along with the soy sauce add some chopped up onions and garlic

>> No.11473084

>S01E02 of west texas investors club

Why did you do this to me.

>> No.11473090

le wacky and randome food prep ahahhaha

>> No.11473109

Jack's brother is an even gayer version of jack but he's svelte, can be seen on some of his F as in Frank videos (one of his many dead channels)

>> No.11473195


He's weighing it up

>> No.11473201

A polish dude taught me that trick years back, has it nailed for ages but lost it, can't do it ever since

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>> No.11473539

Wow women are hilarious. Heh. Based

>> No.11473564

cats walk around in cat litter, I wouldn't eat a meal my own feet had been in let alone a cat.

Just start over from there.

>> No.11474241

why does Jack make videos? I'm at least 2x as good at cooking as Jack and i would never consider filming my attempts at cooking, as if anyone could learn from my half baked recipes.
So why does he do it? Is it narcissism?

>> No.11474260

What was he trying to do?

>> No.11474268

you serious?

>> No.11474404

>that perfect cereal pour after all that awfulness

>> No.11475080

good job anon

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>> No.11475091
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>> No.11475104

what is this creature?

>> No.11475111

Can I actually do this or is this an image that is suppose to get me upset?

I bought a pink salt block a year ago for $4 and thought i would grind it up and use it that way, but I'm curious if this is real or just a troll.

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>> No.11475149

You alt righters are pathetic. Making fun of a mentally challenged man who is just trying to live his life to the fullest. You should be ashamed. What would your mothers think?

>> No.11475251

A feminist

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>> No.11475351

Help I put my pink salt block in the dishwasher to clean it and now I don't have a salt block anymore.

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>> No.11475374

why even bother tossing the turkey with that paltry amount of seasoning?

>> No.11475396

i want to make her my waifu

>> No.11475414

>file name
if this were a YLYL bread...i would've lost. big.

>> No.11475611

>Saiyans get power ups when they nearly die
>Vegeta tries to game this and gets Krillen to shank him
>he actually dies

Proof that God is merciful, but not kind

>> No.11475668

>uses hen thighs instead of a died of old age rooster

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>> No.11475685

Why did no Saiyan ever try this during any later saga where they faced even graver and more serious threats? Why waste time with the Hyperbolic Time Chamber when you can blow a hole in their chest and feed them sensu beans until they're strongest in the universe?
Is it because Toriyama is actually a shit writer?

>> No.11475692

you don't "make someone you're waifu", it's about love, you can't choose who you love, fucker

>> No.11475743

why was he recording this?

>> No.11475782

wtf else would she be?

>> No.11475810

Cats are for women and homosexuals.

>> No.11475823

this faggot deserves to have his fucking skull caved in

>> No.11475861
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For anyone wondering...

>> No.11475871

Why would you want to spend 45 minutes heating up a block of salt to cook a medium-well steak with no sear?

>> No.11475882
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Dumb animals know not to eat these. Their bright coloration signifies that they are toxic. Humans have not yet learned this.

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>Dumb animals know not to eat these. Their bright coloration signifies that they are toxic. Humans have not yet learned this.

>> No.11475914

considering the shit sear he got on the steak, best to assume its just a meme method made up by someone trying hard to be an individual.
Just use a cast iron skillet, literally makes a perfect steak every time.

>> No.11475930

a modern hero

>> No.11475937

I'd rinse it in water and reapply any seasonings.

>> No.11475946
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That's called mimicry, genius. How about a handful of these? If you're a dumb animal (which I suspect you are), could you tell the difference?

>> No.11476040

thanks for sharing anon
truly jackino

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>> No.11476098

i posted this a while ago in a separate post and no one responded

>> No.11476251

Jack is also a right winger so we get to make fun of his ineptitude and health conditions
if you didn't spend all day getting triggered you might just enjoy life a little

>> No.11476423

Just look and that sear... What a joke

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The fact that you felt a need to point that out marks you as the most pathetic faggot on 4chan.

>> No.11476471

I have that Taz bowl

>> No.11476486

Hey newfag. We've been calling it that for weeks now btw. Enjoy your first time here.

>> No.11476511

I like how no one really seems to get mad at this.

>> No.11476515

There's basically mind control parasites in their shit.

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treat her well my friend

>> No.11476560

He whisks like a little bitch.

>> No.11476568

Because it's painfully obvious that it was made solely as bait. They aren't even trying to hide it.

>> No.11476569

Why do i feel disgusted when i see brown people cooking?

>> No.11476570
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well I don't know if that's fair

>> No.11476692
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Why is he trying to be so delicate making a depression in the potato when it looks like it was put on the plate from a distance anyway?

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he wants a gravy pocket in it and not a gravy gash

>> No.11476771

Wow I love flour gravy

>> No.11476808

It's a man in a wig, dipshit. Get your vision checked.

>> No.11476817

I had made some new webms to post but since you guys only want to post jack I'm not going to and maybe will in the next thread.

>> No.11476836

The New Banjo Kazooie is looking pretty good.

>> No.11476887

If you're pregnant or have a compromised immune system, yes. So unless you're knocked up or a literal faggot there's no worry.

>> No.11476923

Why would Max Payne do this?

>> No.11476965

did he died?

>> No.11476970

>Cooking with Sam
>Doesn't cook anything

>> No.11476971

is the purpose to tenderize?

>> No.11476981

i wanted to say this but i think i fell asleep and now i dont know if that was my post or not

>> No.11477039

maybe so thy dont curl up as much?

>> No.11477061

It's funny because it would be black people food if you replaced water with purple drank.

>> No.11477253


pretty sure you're the newfag lmao that joke is old as shit

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>As always

Good job anon.

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cause you're racist?
should be pretty obvious

>> No.11477331

considering they look and smell very different yes

>> No.11477353

People can have compromised immune systems from more than just HIV/AIDS, dumb asshole.

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Probably making a day of eating/meal prep video and leaves the camera running to edit it later.

>> No.11477357

His fucking gaudy ring and his apple watch fuck me dead

>> No.11477363


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African people food

>> No.11477556


>> No.11477744

Who is Jack?

>> No.11477751
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The King of /ck/

>> No.11477763

does anyone have the webm of the doritos ramen abomination

>> No.11477782


>> No.11477790

You can see the precise moment he realises it's awful but he has to save face and knows he can't stop chewing

>> No.11477810

how the fuck do you undercook a burger this badly
it looks like it's fucking frozen inside

>> No.11477825

cause black and brown are the color of dirt and grime, your brain automatically assumes that that person is dirty, and the idea of a dirty hand cooking food repulses you

>> No.11477831

i know this is clever bait for (you)s

>> No.11477837

no. u.

>> No.11478140

It's still in the dishwasher, you have to take it out baka

>> No.11478175

just post them here, fag

>> No.11478206

Bright colours in plants usually mean more antioxidants.

>> No.11478250

do any other patricians purposely have unmelted cheese on their burgers or is it just the Scalfanis?

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>> No.11478264

what a niggery file name.

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He's just that bitter about life I guess.

>> No.11478372

because the odds of the food containing particles of fecal matter go up

>> No.11478390

Looks like Mexican pig buche (boocheh)

>> No.11478956

i came :(

>> No.11478982

He later read the instructions and they explicitly state you need to spray down the inside of those dumb little cups before cooking the egg to keep them from sticking.

He then threw a mini shit-fit because he was too dumb to read the instructions and became upset at the product.

I hate Jack. He deserved his strokes.

>> No.11479003

Google "Dunning Kruger Effect"

>> No.11479057

What the fuck is going on here.

>> No.11479354

Why can't /pol/ shut the fuck up about it?

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>> No.11479430

Those are bees though.

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>> No.11479453

That cat is a fuckin legend

>> No.11479455

Very weak bait bud.

>> No.11479456

Ice-cream made with dry ice is really good. It has an almost soda like texture to it.

>> No.11479459
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They wanta da honey

>> No.11479464

Not gross so much as retarded.

You got most your onion cone empty. The meatball on top is not enough. meatballs don't go with onion rings. It's all fucked up.

Now if they filled it with sloppy joe, or chili, or something that made sense it would be cool.

>> No.11479466

Mums dead gayboi

>> No.11479471

Cone wasn't solid at the bottom

>> No.11479476

Because they are scum of the Earth.
Stay strong brother their time will come soon enough.

>> No.11479477

>niggerlover triggered from a post on the internet

>> No.11479478


Made all retarded. They should've used skewers or something to hold the onions together and battered the whole thing.

>> No.11479488


>> No.11479492

>eating spic shit

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>> No.11479554

but why was there a camera there at this instant?

>> No.11479583

that's calling for sodium based fire

>> No.11479595

>classic coq au vin

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>> No.11479608

each type of fruit tend to be good or bad to only certain species. dogs die to a ridiculous amount of wild fruits.

>> No.11479616

bees attracted to sweetness

>> No.11479667

That's a lot of fucking bees.

>> No.11479781


Toxoplasmosis from handling their shit, yes.

>> No.11479788

>helpful anon answers question with a correct answer
>stormfag upset about spoiled circlejerk
>calls the helpful anon triggered

>> No.11479840


Rarely has my face frozen in such disgust as it has after viewing that.

>> No.11479872

I thought salt put out fires

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watching niggers cook is disgusting tho

>> No.11480201

wait wait wait. So she bakes them dense right? then pokes a small hole with the wooden thing. then puts the filling in. then in the end they show a massive cavity with like 90% filling. how the fuck does that work?

>> No.11480212

>doesn't understand how pate choux bakes
it bakes up hollow, you dip, that's how there's room for the filling. look up eclairs or profiteroles, same thing as she's doing there.

>> No.11480214

>What would your mothers think?
Did you forget how progressivism works?

>> No.11480223

LOL. The look on his face when the video starts to just when he put the fries in. You can see he knew it was going to be a bad idea.

>> No.11480232

For some reason, I don't want to eat that.

>> No.11480238

You can with enough money.

>> No.11480271
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but i'm not racist lol

>> No.11480291

I don't get it.

>> No.11480314

Are you for real? That looks fucking delicious!

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>> No.11480345

Because their hands look perpetually dirty. Same reason as a blonde person I find dark pubes disgusting but blonde ones to look clean.

>> No.11480351

Looks like Lake Victorias famous lake flies. AFRICA

>> No.11480397

No, I didn't understand how pate choux bakes, I'm not a baker, you dip.
Does a baker know about gear ratios or how to pack a stuffing box? What about a valve body on a transmission? Suppose we could take a baker and drop him into a combat zone. He'd be right at home there, right?

>> No.11480403

Probably also why I asked the fucking question: "how does that work?"

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>> No.11480421

Why can't plebbit stay on it's own site?

>> No.11480426

It was do-able until it got to the pizza. If it were a really thin crust pizza I could do that, but the pancake and deep fry is a definite no.

>> No.11480488

That other anon was a dick, and I wouldn't expect most people to know about pate a choux, but to honest I kinda would expect a competent adult to understand simple gear ratios and seal packing at least in the context of home plumbing.

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>> No.11480498

Your expectations would fall short.

>> No.11480501


Sick fucks. Just because they can doesn't mean they should

>> No.11480515

hit post too early, they would fall short because plumbers and auto mechanics exist and make a good living off of these 'simple' concepts. Several in a localized area do, in fact. Which doesn't help the odds of your expectations being true.

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>> No.11480534

ones on the bottom would be so saturated with the dips and flavors would mix as well.

Great concept, but id prefer to keep everything separate.

>> No.11480547

isn't this an old SNL skit?

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>> No.11480587

But why?

>> No.11480619

its a webm my dude most modern browsers should have html5 players built in

>> No.11480710

a truly autistic /ck/ & /o/ collaboration

>> No.11480751

Kay's cooking. No one boils and washes meat quite like her.

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I have been browsing these threads for a while, and yet this is the most disgusting thing i have seen here. For shame.

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>> No.11480885

Not even that gross.

>> No.11480913

That's a lot of salt on a steak....

>> No.11480933

Women are all fucking retardo autistic retards.

>> No.11480946

im gonna tell /dbh/ you said that, connor.

>> No.11480949

not gross, but like, why

>> No.11480978

>american cooking

>> No.11480983

I love how the kids are left speechless and horrified

>> No.11480998

Use a salt block exactly like cast iron, its still pretty gimickie, but does give a nice even coat of salt

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Why the fuck would someone wants this.

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>> No.11481181

Those are some shitty looking anemic burgers.

>> No.11481316

fuck off

>> No.11481334
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Coastie detected. The burger in which he prefers was prepared.

>> No.11481339

Never seen someone try to fellate a whisk. Lost hard

>> No.11481607

>Letting your cat climb up on your furniture
Dumb cunt deserves it for not disciplining his cat

>> No.11481623

This movie was the biggest commercial for White Castle and I'll still never go there.
They're supposed to be small you dingo.

>> No.11481685

>Third one in they wrap it in fucking paper

>> No.11481688

What the fuck are they doing to those scones!?

>> No.11481833

That's some good product placement right there.
>eyes automatically drawn to the pouring
>carlsberg logo becomes clear as the beer level rises past it

>> No.11481874

Kay's Cooking is UK

>> No.11481953

Yes, he died

>> No.11481971

This video gets only worse when you have fun with math added to it:
>9 slices of bread at 70 cal ea = 630 cal
>2 eggs = 140 cal
> 3 slices of bacon = 150 cal
> 4 breakfast sausages= 260 cal at minimum
>3tbsp ketchup= 60 cal
>i'll be generous and say only 1 tbs of butter soaked in = 100 cal
>that shit behemoth is near 1350 cal

Fucking why.

>> No.11481977

Englishman. An American would have put cheese inside.

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>> No.11482037

It's basically advertising for a bbq sauce he made or something isn't it? (I've never watched an actual video from him myself)

>> No.11482110

Pepto Bismol Chews

>> No.11482112

>getting plastic in your bacon

>> No.11482204

>almond beverage

>> No.11482377

I grew up with coq au vin but I don't remember there being bacon in it.

>> No.11482414

I grew up making Coq Au Vag but it was your mom's so yeah

>> No.11482449

>still american cooking

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>> No.11482497

sweet jesus

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>> No.11482687

cool one, thanks anon

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>> No.11482720
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Looks like Plov

>> No.11482740

Impressive flip.

>> No.11482745

how many cups of his own shit goes into that?

>> No.11482770

what an absolute pimp

>> No.11482772

its just a grilled cheese goddamn man

>> No.11482778

R u?

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>> No.11482808

Then ur silly

>> No.11482809

clever girl.

>> No.11482829

i am!

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>> No.11482883

got your nose! ._. /^

>> No.11483023

>the flip

What an absolute maniac

>> No.11483160

I think thats a clip from the movie Chef.

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imagine being with friends and they don't like washing their hands before eating. Pure hell

>> No.11483263

strain the seeds out and they're delicious and safe

>> No.11483276

for you

>> No.11483285

>Great concept
Not really. It's a pretty shitty recipe.

>> No.11483310

At least the kid is drinking water.

>> No.11483351

All my friends are fellow nurses. I think I'd have a panic attack if I ever had to eat with a bunch of real men. Like carpenters or something.

>> No.11483385

this makes all men look bad...

>> No.11483389

fking nailed it

>> No.11483393

I find it hilarious how everytime he is cooking anything with any amount oil in it, rather than just carefully laying the food into the oil, he gets about halfway, then just drops the rest in and splatters oil everywhere. It's almost like he is trying to look incompetent.

>> No.11483586

She couldn't have baked it in the microwave because of the ball bearings.

>> No.11483618

>grey meat
no thanks

>> No.11483635

Anyone have that Wakandan cooking webm?

>> No.11483701

the little dishes just bounce like a solid inch

>> No.11483800

>good job Anon
based good job Anon poster.

>> No.11483890

Don't act like you haven't. Any of you.

>> No.11483897

old as shit on /ck/ is 4 days, not really that big a deal

>> No.11483904

so will you if you use thick grain, rub it around a little, and shake off the excess

>> No.11483934

Who doesn't like to wash their hands before eating? most people have pets, they know better

>> No.11484012

the bacon is fucking half cooked

>> No.11484016

whats with this dudes hair

>> No.11484037

now post the webm of the niggers making mosquitoes into burgers

>> No.11484040

where the fuck did that come from

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Wow if this is a woman i have a chance at passing for one

>> No.11484234

this would be 1000x cheaper and 100x more entertaining for wedding catering. You could probably get someone's showoff uncle a few beers and he could manage it.

>> No.11484243

Why use condensed milk and not powdered sugar to sweeten the whipping cream?

>> No.11484332
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Tradies exist and make a living off of this because people with money are too lazy to do it themselves. Anybody *could* be an auto mechanic, but not everybody needs to be.

>> No.11484419

>all these bootyblasted replies
Learn to take a joke you fucking faggots jesus christ

>> No.11484526

T shirt is cringey as fuck. Same type of retard that thinks he looks bad ass hanging a ball sack on his truck.

>> No.11484537


>> No.11484542

pass the controller bro

>> No.11484595

shut up, nigger

>> No.11484598

Those were jokes?

>> No.11484604

Yes, because we should all bow down to our superior nigger overlords you fucking SJW piece of shit. Maybe not all of us want to watch our wives getting fucked by a big black dick, you ever take that into consideration you fucknig faggot? You sound very insecure.

>> No.11484621

t. Got dumped by gf for Tyrone

>> No.11484633

Easy to talk shit online instead to my face with a fucking gun barrel in your mouth huh faggot?

>> No.11484639

Well..yeah fucking idiot.

>> No.11484643

Fuck off back to tumblr, faggot. On here we tell leftists to fuck off.

>> No.11484653

Is this you? The faggot with the t shirt?

>> No.11484657

You're mom is getting blacked right now. How do you feel?

>> No.11484660

I hate niggers as much as the next guy but you need to shut the fuck up you God damn retard

>> No.11484709

how many times do you need to do that stupid fucking goatse close-up cutting in half shit?

>> No.11484839

either thats part of the meme i dont remember or you dont know, so ill just say for a short period people would bring the movie up and just complain about how difficult he made making a grilled cheese.

>> No.11484955

Fuck no no no give it back
: (

>> No.11484987

im gonna eat it!
^o^ /^


>> No.11485209

It's easy to find a video where Jack fuck up, but what about videos where he does something actually really well? Surely they exist somewhere.

>> No.11485213

eat this biiiccth
>:) 8=====~D~/ ^


>> No.11485247

>everyone washes hands before starting to eat
>after a minute they start touching their phones, their shoes, the remote, their nostrils, etc.
>all while still eating and touching the food that others are eating from
>"dude I washed my hands like 2 minutes ago, they're clean"
Separate portions (or bites) or nothing.

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>> No.11485255

Maybe on the deepweb someone has secret recordings of his cctv or something.
Otherwisd, I really don't think so.

>> No.11485307

>It's RAW

>> No.11485351


What the actual fuck.

>> No.11485422


I don't get mad at niggers being niggers, I get mad at all the pussy whites who act like they're best friends of niggers by being their bitches.

There is a reason japs hate chinks and everyone hates blacks. They're scum. Now uppity niggers who have gotten white blood in them and can string sentences together act like they would be anything without their white masters.

Everybody wonders why there are no hoverboards.

Simple. Because there are nigger rights and transgendereds. Cure the cancer and we can continue.

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