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look at that guy. you know he's still going to eat it
>>11470896what is it? It looks like a fucking towel in a dish.
>>11470914Since it's a guy in a wifebeater scooping something out of a big tub, I'm going to assume it's chicken breasts.
only way to start a webm thread rightly is with some Ja/ck/
based Jack is bringing back Lazy man recipes.... nugget's going 2012 on our Food Jack asses
>>11470928I wish Jack would open a restaurant just so that a Kitchen Nightmare-type show could visit it.
>>11471057>pouring your milk before the cerealabsolutely wrong.
does anyone has the webm of a weird guy cooking eggs?
>>11471072right here senpai
>>11471057So brave.
>>11471057I was expecting her to throw away the rest of the cereal after drinking the milk.
I know it's been said before but Jack is truly /ourguy/
>>11471086>her
>>11470928Grease is too cold ffs, stop putting shit in!
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1542160310349.webm
>>11471057Is this supposed to upset autists?
>>11471148Is that supposed to be making fun of speech quirks of a presenter on Polish national public TV?
>>11471150It's working isn't it?
>>11471288The guy goes "uhhh" a lot so someone edited out every time he said actual words and only left in the "uhhh"s. That clip is the result.
>>11470896>>11470921It seems very wasteful to throw this out after a cat walks in it. I know cats carry diseases but wouldn't cooking or washing address that?
Rare jacks anyone?
>>11471774
>>11470921What's the matter with these fags anyway?
>>11471057THERE'S NOTHING EVEN ON THE FORK WHEN SHE TAKES THE FIRST BITE!
Anyone got a link to jack appearing on tv? need to watch the ep.
>>11471873Mmmm, boiled ground beef.
>>11471926I think it's S01E02 of west texas investors club. I don't have a link but it's on amazon if you want to buy it
>>11472086>S01E02 of west texas investors clubty my dude Ill just search for a stream
stinky dirty catfags never ceasing to remind me why never to eat their disgusting cat contaminated food
>>11472208Enjoy it my man. I remember watching it when it was live on cnbc's site years ago. Fun times.
>>11471057this is a man
>>11472222Lol
>>11470921and his cat is gonna track chicken juice all over his nice home
>>11472815H?
>>11472222Don't cats cause a mental disorder or something like that?
>>11470963What kind of file format is this? How do i open it? Pls help
>>11472815HOW EGG FORT?
>>11471793Looks like he just pulled a tooth.
>>11471846That ending is glorious.
>>11471793>shaven Jack looks exactly like one of my coworkersdoes Jack consumes excessive amounts of margarine? if so then I've found his long lost twin brother
>>11472815how file name break?
>>11472815HOW LEAVE EGG CASTLE
>>11470928Idc how many times I see this, it's the best.
>>11472815Is there a Princess of the Egg Fort? If so does she take it in the pooper? Asking for a friend.
>>11471961>boiled>in cold water
>>11472998so grund beef marinaded in cold water?
>>11472891just fuck off
>>11472998It's oil.
Marinate meat in soy sauce>OptionalAlong with the soy sauce add some chopped up onions and garlic
>>11471926>S01E02 of west texas investors clubhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY094H9fyJgWhy did you do this to me.
>>11471057le wacky and randome food prep ahahhaha
>>11472904Jack's brother is an even gayer version of jack but he's svelte, can be seen on some of his F as in Frank videos (one of his many dead channels)
>>11470896LelHe's weighing it up
>>11471110A polish dude taught me that trick years back, has it nailed for ages but lost it, can't do it ever since
>>11471057Wow women are hilarious. Heh. Based
>>11471656cats walk around in cat litter, I wouldn't eat a meal my own feet had been in let alone a cat. Just start over from there.
why does Jack make videos? I'm at least 2x as good at cooking as Jack and i would never consider filming my attempts at cooking, as if anyone could learn from my half baked recipes.So why does he do it? Is it narcissism?
>>11471873What was he trying to do?
>>11473539you serious?
>>11471057>that perfect cereal pour after all that awfulness
>>11472815>filenamegood job anon
>>11471057what is this creature?
>>11475091Can I actually do this or is this an image that is suppose to get me upset?I bought a pink salt block a year ago for $4 and thought i would grind it up and use it that way, but I'm curious if this is real or just a troll.
>>11471814>she
>>11470928You alt righters are pathetic. Making fun of a mentally challenged man who is just trying to live his life to the fullest. You should be ashamed. What would your mothers think?
>>11475104A feminist
>>11475091Help I put my pink salt block in the dishwasher to clean it and now I don't have a salt block anymore.
>>11475371
>>11475371why even bother tossing the turkey with that paltry amount of seasoning?
>>11471057i want to make her my waifu
>>11472815>file nameif this were a YLYL bread...i would've lost. big.
>Saiyans get power ups when they nearly die>Vegeta tries to game this and gets Krillen to shank him>he actually diesProof that God is merciful, but not kind
>>11475373>uses hen thighs instead of a died of old age rooster>"classic"
>>11475611Why did no Saiyan ever try this during any later saga where they faced even graver and more serious threats? Why waste time with the Hyperbolic Time Chamber when you can blow a hole in their chest and feed them sensu beans until they're strongest in the universe?Is it because Toriyama is actually a shit writer?
>>11475396you don't "make someone you're waifu", it's about love, you can't choose who you love, fucker
>>11470889why was he recording this?
>>11471117wtf else would she be?
>>11470889Cats are for women and homosexuals.
>>11471057this faggot deserves to have his fucking skull caved in
>>11470889For anyone wondering...
>>11475111Why would you want to spend 45 minutes heating up a block of salt to cook a medium-well steak with no sear?
>>11471057Dumb animals know not to eat these. Their bright coloration signifies that they are toxic. Humans have not yet learned this.
>>11475882>Dumb animals know not to eat these. Their bright coloration signifies that they are toxic. Humans have not yet learned this.
>>11475111considering the shit sear he got on the steak, best to assume its just a meme method made up by someone trying hard to be an individual.Just use a cast iron skillet, literally makes a perfect steak every time.
>>11475861a modern hero
>>11471656I'd rinse it in water and reapply any seasonings.
>>11475901That's called mimicry, genius. How about a handful of these? If you're a dumb animal (which I suspect you are), could you tell the difference?
>>11473084thanks for sharing anontruly jackino
>>11473084i posted this a while ago in a separate post and no one responded
>>11475149Jack is also a right winger so we get to make fun of his ineptitude and health conditionsif you didn't spend all day getting triggered you might just enjoy life a little
>>11475091Just look and that sear... What a joke
>>11476098The fact that you felt a need to point that out marks you as the most pathetic faggot on 4chan.Congratulations
>>11470963I have that Taz bowl
>>11475080Hey newfag. We've been calling it that for weeks now btw. Enjoy your first time here.
>>11476071I like how no one really seems to get mad at this.
>>11472880There's basically mind control parasites in their shit.
>>11476471treat her well my friend
>>11476554He whisks like a little bitch.
>>11476511Because it's painfully obvious that it was made solely as bait. They aren't even trying to hide it.
>>11473497Why do i feel disgusted when i see brown people cooking?
>>11476560well I don't know if that's fair
>>11476570Why is he trying to be so delicate making a depression in the potato when it looks like it was put on the plate from a distance anyway?
>>11476692he wants a gravy pocket in it and not a gravy gash
>>11476570Wow I love flour gravy
>>11475782It's a man in a wig, dipshit. Get your vision checked.
I had made some new webms to post but since you guys only want to post jack I'm not going to and maybe will in the next thread.
>>11471148The New Banjo Kazooie is looking pretty good.
>>11472880If you're pregnant or have a compromised immune system, yes. So unless you're knocked up or a literal faggot there's no worry.
>>11476454Why would Max Payne do this?
>>11475332did he died?
>>11476071>Cooking with Sam>Doesn't cook anything
>>11476769is the purpose to tenderize?
>>11476836i wanted to say this but i think i fell asleep and now i dont know if that was my post or not
>>11476971maybe so thy dont curl up as much?
>>11476071It's funny because it would be black people food if you replaced water with purple drank.
>>11476486>weekspretty sure you're the newfag lmao that joke is old as shit
>>11472815>As alwaysGood job anon.
>>11476569cause you're racist?should be pretty obvious
>>11475946considering they look and smell very different yes
>>11476887People can have compromised immune systems from more than just HIV/AIDS, dumb asshole.
>>11475743 Probably making a day of eating/meal prep video and leaves the camera running to edit it later.
>>11471076His fucking gaudy ring and his apple watch fuck me dead
>>11475083>Perfect
>>11476071African people food
>>11477426Nasty
>>11476251Who is Jack?
>>11477744The King of /ck/
does anyone have the webm of the doritos ramen abomination
>>11477751>REGRET
>>11477751You can see the precise moment he realises it's awful but he has to save face and knows he can't stop chewing
>>11477751how the fuck do you undercook a burger this badlyit looks like it's fucking frozen inside
>>11476569cause black and brown are the color of dirt and grime, your brain automatically assumes that that person is dirty, and the idea of a dirty hand cooking food repulses you
>>11476486>weeksi know this is clever bait for (you)s
>>11475692no. u.
>>11475351It's still in the dishwasher, you have to take it out baka
>>11476817just post them here, fag
>>11475882Bright colours in plants usually mean more antioxidants.
>>11477751do any other patricians purposely have unmelted cheese on their burgers or is it just the Scalfanis?
>>11478258what a niggery file name.
>>11478258
>>11478270
>>11478275
>>11478276
>>11478278
>>11476923He's just that bitter about life I guess.
>>11476569because the odds of the food containing particles of fecal matter go up
>>11478258Looks like Mexican pig buche (boocheh)
>>11471846i came :(
>>11471076>>11477357He later read the instructions and they explicitly state you need to spray down the inside of those dumb little cups before cooking the egg to keep them from sticking.He then threw a mini shit-fit because he was too dumb to read the instructions and became upset at the product.I hate Jack. He deserved his strokes.
>>11474241Google "Dunning Kruger Effect"
>>11476692What the fuck is going on here.
>>11476569Why can't /pol/ shut the fuck up about it?
>>11479057Flies
>>11479414Those are bees though.
>>11478276Gross
>>11470889That cat is a fuckin legend
>>11475149Very weak bait bud.
>>11478270Ice-cream made with dry ice is really good. It has an almost soda like texture to it.
>>11479430They wanta da honey
>>11479450Not gross so much as retarded.You got most your onion cone empty. The meatball on top is not enough. meatballs don't go with onion rings. It's all fucked up.Now if they filled it with sloppy joe, or chili, or something that made sense it would be cool.
>>11475149Mums dead gayboi
>>11479464Cone wasn't solid at the bottom
>>11476569Because they are scum of the Earth.Stay strong brother their time will come soon enough.
>>11477318>niggerlover triggered from a post on the internet
>>11479471Exactly.Made all retarded. They should've used skewers or something to hold the onions together and battered the whole thing.
>>11476554no...
>>11478390>eating spic shit
>>11470889but why was there a camera there at this instant?
>>11475091that's calling for sodium based fire
>>11475371>classic coq au vin>tomato
>>11475901each type of fruit tend to be good or bad to only certain species. dogs die to a ridiculous amount of wild fruits.
>>11479057bees attracted to sweetness
>>11479616That's a lot of fucking bees.
>>11472880Toxoplasmosis from handling their shit, yes.
>>11479477>helpful anon answers question with a correct answer>stormfag upset about spoiled circlejerk>calls the helpful anon triggeredIrony
>>11478276Rarely has my face frozen in such disgust as it has after viewing that.
>>11479583I thought salt put out fires
>>11479788watching niggers cook is disgusting tho
>>11473497wait wait wait. So she bakes them dense right? then pokes a small hole with the wooden thing. then puts the filling in. then in the end they show a massive cavity with like 90% filling. how the fuck does that work?
>>11480201>doesn't understand how pate choux bakesit bakes up hollow, you dip, that's how there's room for the filling. look up eclairs or profiteroles, same thing as she's doing there.
>>11475149>What would your mothers think?Did you forget how progressivism works?
>>11475332LOL. The look on his face when the video starts to just when he put the fries in. You can see he knew it was going to be a bad idea.
>>11475371>>11475373For some reason, I don't want to eat that.
>>11475692You can with enough money.
>>11477318>>11479788but i'm not racist lol
>>11476071I don't get it.
>>11477556Are you for real? That looks fucking delicious!
>>11476569Because their hands look perpetually dirty. Same reason as a blonde person I find dark pubes disgusting but blonde ones to look clean.
>>11479057Looks like Lake Victorias famous lake flies. AFRICA
>>11480212No, I didn't understand how pate choux bakes, I'm not a baker, you dip.Does a baker know about gear ratios or how to pack a stuffing box? What about a valve body on a transmission? Suppose we could take a baker and drop him into a combat zone. He'd be right at home there, right?
>>11480212Probably also why I asked the fucking question: "how does that work?"
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1540682217119.webm
>>11479354Why can't plebbit stay on it's own site?
>>11480318It was do-able until it got to the pizza. If it were a really thin crust pizza I could do that, but the pancake and deep fry is a definite no.
>>11480397That other anon was a dick, and I wouldn't expect most people to know about pate a choux, but to honest I kinda would expect a competent adult to understand simple gear ratios and seal packing at least in the context of home plumbing.
>>11480488Your expectations would fall short.
>>11478276Sick fucks. Just because they can doesn't mean they should
>>11480498 hit post too early, they would fall short because plumbers and auto mechanics exist and make a good living off of these 'simple' concepts. Several in a localized area do, in fact. Which doesn't help the odds of your expectations being true.
>>11480490
>>11480314ones on the bottom would be so saturated with the dips and flavors would mix as well.Great concept, but id prefer to keep everything separate.
>>11480318isn't this an old SNL skit?
>>11480558But why?
>>11472891its a webm my dude most modern browsers should have html5 players built in
>>11480558a truly autistic /ck/ & /o/ collaboration
>>11471873Kay's cooking. No one boils and washes meat quite like her.
>>11480558I have been browsing these threads for a while, and yet this is the most disgusting thing i have seen here. For shame.
>>11480856
>>11480871Not even that gross.
>>11475091That's a lot of salt on a steak....
>>11480871>>11480871>>11480871Women are all fucking retardo autistic retards.
>>11480094im gonna tell /dbh/ you said that, connor.
>>11480885not gross, but like, why
>>11471873>american cooking
>>11480871I love how the kids are left speechless and horrified
>>11475914Use a salt block exactly like cast iron, its still pretty gimickie, but does give a nice even coat of salt
>>11480490Why the fuck would someone wants this.
>>11481170Those are some shitty looking anemic burgers.
>>11481181fuck off
>>11481181Coastie detected. The burger in which he prefers was prepared.
>>11475083Never seen someone try to fellate a whisk. Lost hard>Perfect.
>>11470889>Letting your cat climb up on your furnitureDumb cunt deserves it for not disciplining his cat
>>11481170This movie was the biggest commercial for White Castle and I'll still never go there.>>11481181They're supposed to be small you dingo.
>>11480318>Third one in they wrap it in fucking paper
>>11480490What the fuck are they doing to those scones!?
>>11479596That's some good product placement right there.>eyes automatically drawn to the pouring>carlsberg logo becomes clear as the beer level rises past it
>>11480978Kay's Cooking is UK
>>11476965Yes, he died
>>11478278This video gets only worse when you have fun with math added to it:>9 slices of bread at 70 cal ea = 630 cal>2 eggs = 140 cal> 3 slices of bacon = 150 cal> 4 breakfast sausages= 260 cal at minimum>3tbsp ketchup= 60 cal>i'll be generous and say only 1 tbs of butter soaked in = 100 cal>that shit behemoth is near 1350 calFucking why.
>>11478278Englishman. An American would have put cheese inside.
>>11475861source?
>>11474241It's basically advertising for a bbq sauce he made or something isn't it? (I've never watched an actual video from him myself)
>>11479459Pepto Bismol Chews
>>11476769>getting plastic in your baconsmart
>>11476071>almond beverage
>>11475371>>11475373I grew up with coq au vin but I don't remember there being bacon in it.
>>11482377I grew up making Coq Au Vag but it was your mom's so yeah
>>11481874>still american cooking
>>11482488sweet jesus
>>11482488nice
>>11482488cool one, thanks anon
>>11482488biryani?
Looks like Plov
>>11482488Impressive flip.
>>11482488how many cups of his own shit goes into that?
>>11482488what an absolute pimp
>>11480062its just a grilled cheese goddamn man
>>11474268R u?
>>11482778yes!
>>11482786Then ur silly
>>11471057clever girl.
>>11482808i am!
>>11482829:^)
>>11482847got your nose! ._. /^
>>11482488>the flipWhat an absolute maniac
>>11482772I think thats a clip from the movie Chef.
>>11477426imagine being with friends and they don't like washing their hands before eating. Pure hell
>>11475946strain the seeds out and they're delicious and safe
>>11482488for you
>>11480534>Great conceptNot really. It's a pretty shitty recipe.
>>11480871At least the kid is drinking water.
>>11483252All my friends are fellow nurses. I think I'd have a panic attack if I ever had to eat with a bunch of real men. Like carpenters or something.
>>11480490this makes all men look bad...
>>11482488fking nailed it
>>11470928I find it hilarious how everytime he is cooking anything with any amount oil in it, rather than just carefully laying the food into the oil, he gets about halfway, then just drops the rest in and splatters oil everywhere. It's almost like he is trying to look incompetent.
>>11473497Fake.She couldn't have baked it in the microwave because of the ball bearings.
>>11482488>grey meatno thanks
>>11473497Anyone have that Wakandan cooking webm?
>>11482488the little dishes just bounce like a solid inch
>>11475080>>filename>good job Anonbased good job Anon poster.
>>11475083Don't act like you haven't. Any of you.
>>11477253old as shit on /ck/ is 4 days, not really that big a deal
>>11480998so will you if you use thick grain, rub it around a little, and shake off the excess
>>11483252Who doesn't like to wash their hands before eating? most people have pets, they know better
>>11471846the bacon is fucking half cooked
>>11471057whats with this dudes hair
>>11476071now post the webm of the niggers making mosquitoes into burgers
>>11483252where the fuck did that come from
>>11471057Wow if this is a woman i have a chance at passing for one
>>11482488this would be 1000x cheaper and 100x more entertaining for wedding catering. You could probably get someone's showoff uncle a few beers and he could manage it.
>>11473497Why use condensed milk and not powdered sugar to sweeten the whipping cream?
>>11480397>>11480403>>11480498>>11480515Tradies exist and make a living off of this because people with money are too lazy to do it themselves. Anybody *could* be an auto mechanic, but not everybody needs to be.
>>11476071>all these bootyblasted repliesLearn to take a joke you fucking faggots jesus christ
>>11484332T shirt is cringey as fuck. Same type of retard that thinks he looks bad ass hanging a ball sack on his truck.
>>11484332cringe
>>11477426pass the controller bro
>>11484419shut up, nigger
>>11484419Those were jokes?
>>11484419Yes, because we should all bow down to our superior nigger overlords you fucking SJW piece of shit. Maybe not all of us want to watch our wives getting fucked by a big black dick, you ever take that into consideration you fucknig faggot? You sound very insecure.
>>11484604t. Got dumped by gf for Tyrone
>>11484621Easy to talk shit online instead to my face with a fucking gun barrel in your mouth huh faggot?
>>11484633Well..yeah fucking idiot.
>>11484639Fuck off back to tumblr, faggot. On here we tell leftists to fuck off.
>>11484643Is this you? The faggot with the t shirt?>>11484332
>>11484643You're mom is getting blacked right now. How do you feel?
>>11484643I hate niggers as much as the next guy but you need to shut the fuck up you God damn retard
>>11478278how many times do you need to do that stupid fucking goatse close-up cutting in half shit?
>>11483160either thats part of the meme i dont remember or you dont know, so ill just say for a short period people would bring the movie up and just complain about how difficult he made making a grilled cheese.
>>11482883Fuck no no no give it back: (
>>11484955im gonna eat it!^o^ /^ ahhhhhh
It's easy to find a video where Jack fuck up, but what about videos where he does something actually really well? Surely they exist somewhere.
>>11484987eat this biiiccth >:) 8=====~D~/ ^*ggrrrlllgllaagg*
>>11483252>everyone washes hands before starting to eat>after a minute they start touching their phones, their shoes, the remote, their nostrils, etc.>all while still eating and touching the food that others are eating from>"dude I washed my hands like 2 minutes ago, they're clean"Separate portions (or bites) or nothing.
>>11485209Maybe on the deepweb someone has secret recordings of his cctv or something.Otherwisd, I really don't think so.
>>11485254>It's RAWBrilliant
>>11480490What the actual fuck.
>>11476511I don't get mad at niggers being niggers, I get mad at all the pussy whites who act like they're best friends of niggers by being their bitches.There is a reason japs hate chinks and everyone hates blacks. They're scum. Now uppity niggers who have gotten white blood in them and can string sentences together act like they would be anything without their white masters.Everybody wonders why there are no hoverboards.Simple. Because there are nigger rights and transgendereds. Cure the cancer and we can continue.