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Cat Edition

>> No.11470896

look at that guy. you know he's still going to eat it

>> No.11470914

>>11470896
what is it?
It looks like a fucking towel in a dish.

>> No.11470921

>>11470914
Since it's a guy in a wifebeater scooping something out of a big tub, I'm going to assume it's chicken breasts.

>> No.11470928
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only way to start a webm thread rightly is with some Ja/ck/

>> No.11470963
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based Jack is bringing back Lazy man recipes.... nugget's going 2012 on our Food Jack asses

>> No.11470971

>>11470928
I wish Jack would open a restaurant just so that a Kitchen Nightmare-type show could visit it.

>> No.11471057
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>> No.11471067

>>11471057
>pouring your milk before the cereal
absolutely wrong.

>> No.11471072

does anyone has the webm of a weird guy cooking eggs?

>> No.11471076
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11471076

>>11471072
right here senpai

>> No.11471079

>>11471057
So brave.

>> No.11471086

>>11471057
I was expecting her to throw away the rest of the cereal after drinking the milk.

>> No.11471110
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11471110

I know it's been said before but Jack is truly /ourguy/

>> No.11471117

>>11471086
>her

>> No.11471141

>>11470928
Grease is too cold ffs, stop putting shit in!

>> No.11471148

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1542160310349.webm

>> No.11471150

>>11471057
Is this supposed to upset autists?

>> No.11471288

>>11471148
Is that supposed to be making fun of speech quirks of a presenter on Polish national public TV?

>> No.11471305
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>>11471150
It's working isn't it?

>> No.11471387

>>11471288
The guy goes "uhhh" a lot so someone edited out every time he said actual words and only left in the "uhhh"s. That clip is the result.

>> No.11471656

>>11470896
>>11470921
It seems very wasteful to throw this out after a cat walks in it. I know cats carry diseases but wouldn't cooking or washing address that?

>> No.11471774

Rare jacks anyone?

>> No.11471793
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>>11471774

>> No.11471795
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>> No.11471811

>>11470921
What's the matter with these fags anyway?

>> No.11471814

>>11471057
THERE'S NOTHING EVEN ON THE FORK WHEN SHE TAKES THE FIRST BITE!

>> No.11471846
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>>11471774

>> No.11471873
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>> No.11471926

Anyone got a link to jack appearing on tv? need to watch the ep.

>> No.11471961

>>11471873

Mmmm, boiled ground beef.

>> No.11472086

>>11471926
I think it's S01E02 of west texas investors club. I don't have a link but it's on amazon if you want to buy it

>> No.11472208

>>11472086
>S01E02 of west texas investors club
ty my dude Ill just search for a stream

>> No.11472222

stinky dirty catfags never ceasing to remind me why never to eat their disgusting cat contaminated food

>> No.11472225

>>11472208
Enjoy it my man. I remember watching it when it was live on cnbc's site years ago. Fun times.

>> No.11472243

>>11471057
this is a man

>> No.11472490

>>11472222
Lol

>> No.11472798

>>11470921
and his cat is gonna track chicken juice all over his nice home

>> No.11472815
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>> No.11472832

>>11472815
H?

>> No.11472880

>>11472222
Don't cats cause a mental disorder or something like that?

>> No.11472891

>>11470963
What kind of file format is this? How do i open it? Pls help

>> No.11472895

>>11472815

HOW EGG FORT?

>> No.11472898

>>11471793
Looks like he just pulled a tooth.

>> No.11472901

>>11471846
That ending is glorious.

>> No.11472904
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11472904

>>11471793
>shaven Jack looks exactly like one of my coworkers
does Jack consumes excessive amounts of margarine? if so then I've found his long lost twin brother

>> No.11472921

>>11472815
how file name break?

>> No.11472967

>>11472815
HOW LEAVE EGG CASTLE

>> No.11472984

>>11470928
Idc how many times I see this, it's the best.

>> No.11472989

>>11472815
Is there a Princess of the Egg Fort? If so does she take it in the pooper? Asking for a friend.

>> No.11472998

>>11471961
>boiled
>in cold water

>> No.11473003

>>11472998
so grund beef marinaded in cold water?

>> No.11473009

>>11472891
just fuck off

>> No.11473031

>>11472998
It's oil.

>> No.11473036

Marinate meat in soy sauce

>Optional
Along with the soy sauce add some chopped up onions and garlic

>> No.11473084

>>11471926
>S01E02 of west texas investors club
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY094H9fyJg

Why did you do this to me.

>> No.11473090

>>11471057
le wacky and randome food prep ahahhaha

>> No.11473109

>>11472904
Jack's brother is an even gayer version of jack but he's svelte, can be seen on some of his F as in Frank videos (one of his many dead channels)

>> No.11473195

>>11470896
Lel

He's weighing it up

>> No.11473201

>>11471110
A polish dude taught me that trick years back, has it nailed for ages but lost it, can't do it ever since

>> No.11473497
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>> No.11473539

>>11471057
Wow women are hilarious. Heh. Based

>> No.11473564

>>11471656
cats walk around in cat litter, I wouldn't eat a meal my own feet had been in let alone a cat.

Just start over from there.

>> No.11474241

why does Jack make videos? I'm at least 2x as good at cooking as Jack and i would never consider filming my attempts at cooking, as if anyone could learn from my half baked recipes.
So why does he do it? Is it narcissism?

>> No.11474260

>>11471873
What was he trying to do?

>> No.11474268

>>11473539
you serious?

>> No.11474404

>>11471057
>that perfect cereal pour after all that awfulness

>> No.11475080

>>11472815
>filename
good job anon

>> No.11475083
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>> No.11475091
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>> No.11475104

>>11471057
what is this creature?

>> No.11475111

>>11475091
Can I actually do this or is this an image that is suppose to get me upset?

I bought a pink salt block a year ago for $4 and thought i would grind it up and use it that way, but I'm curious if this is real or just a troll.

>> No.11475121

>>11471814
>she

>> No.11475149

>>11470928
You alt righters are pathetic. Making fun of a mentally challenged man who is just trying to live his life to the fullest. You should be ashamed. What would your mothers think?

>> No.11475251

>>11475104
A feminist

>> No.11475332
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>> No.11475351

>>11475091
Help I put my pink salt block in the dishwasher to clean it and now I don't have a salt block anymore.

>> No.11475371
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>> No.11475373
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>>11475371

>> No.11475374

>>11475371
why even bother tossing the turkey with that paltry amount of seasoning?

>> No.11475396

>>11471057
i want to make her my waifu

>> No.11475414

>>11472815
>file name
if this were a YLYL bread...i would've lost. big.

>> No.11475611

>Saiyans get power ups when they nearly die
>Vegeta tries to game this and gets Krillen to shank him
>he actually dies

Proof that God is merciful, but not kind

>> No.11475668

>>11475373
>uses hen thighs instead of a died of old age rooster
>"classic"

>> No.11475676
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>> No.11475685

>>11475611
Why did no Saiyan ever try this during any later saga where they faced even graver and more serious threats? Why waste time with the Hyperbolic Time Chamber when you can blow a hole in their chest and feed them sensu beans until they're strongest in the universe?
Is it because Toriyama is actually a shit writer?

>> No.11475692

>>11475396
you don't "make someone you're waifu", it's about love, you can't choose who you love, fucker

>> No.11475743

>>11470889
why was he recording this?

>> No.11475782

>>11471117
wtf else would she be?

>> No.11475810

>>11470889
Cats are for women and homosexuals.

>> No.11475823

>>11471057
this faggot deserves to have his fucking skull caved in

>> No.11475861
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>>11470889
For anyone wondering...

>> No.11475871

>>11475111
Why would you want to spend 45 minutes heating up a block of salt to cook a medium-well steak with no sear?

>> No.11475882
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>>11471057
Dumb animals know not to eat these. Their bright coloration signifies that they are toxic. Humans have not yet learned this.

>> No.11475901
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>>11475882
>Dumb animals know not to eat these. Their bright coloration signifies that they are toxic. Humans have not yet learned this.

>> No.11475914

>>11475111
considering the shit sear he got on the steak, best to assume its just a meme method made up by someone trying hard to be an individual.
Just use a cast iron skillet, literally makes a perfect steak every time.

>> No.11475930

>>11475861
a modern hero

>> No.11475937

>>11471656
I'd rinse it in water and reapply any seasonings.

>> No.11475946
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>>11475901
That's called mimicry, genius. How about a handful of these? If you're a dumb animal (which I suspect you are), could you tell the difference?

>> No.11476040

>>11473084
thanks for sharing anon
truly jackino

>> No.11476071
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>> No.11476098

>>11473084
i posted this a while ago in a separate post and no one responded

>> No.11476251

>>11475149
Jack is also a right winger so we get to make fun of his ineptitude and health conditions
if you didn't spend all day getting triggered you might just enjoy life a little

>> No.11476423

>>11475091
Just look and that sear... What a joke

>> No.11476454
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11476454

>>11476098
The fact that you felt a need to point that out marks you as the most pathetic faggot on 4chan.
Congratulations

>> No.11476471

>>11470963
I have that Taz bowl

>> No.11476486

>>11475080
Hey newfag. We've been calling it that for weeks now btw. Enjoy your first time here.

>> No.11476511

>>11476071
I like how no one really seems to get mad at this.

>> No.11476515

>>11472880
There's basically mind control parasites in their shit.

>> No.11476554
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>>11476471
treat her well my friend

>> No.11476560

>>11476554
He whisks like a little bitch.

>> No.11476568

>>11476511
Because it's painfully obvious that it was made solely as bait. They aren't even trying to hide it.

>> No.11476569

>>11473497
Why do i feel disgusted when i see brown people cooking?

>> No.11476570
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11476570

>>11476560
well I don't know if that's fair

>> No.11476692
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>>11476570
Why is he trying to be so delicate making a depression in the potato when it looks like it was put on the plate from a distance anyway?

>> No.11476769
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11476769

>>11476692
he wants a gravy pocket in it and not a gravy gash

>> No.11476771

>>11476570
Wow I love flour gravy

>> No.11476808

>>11475782
It's a man in a wig, dipshit. Get your vision checked.

>> No.11476817

I had made some new webms to post but since you guys only want to post jack I'm not going to and maybe will in the next thread.

>> No.11476836

>>11471148
The New Banjo Kazooie is looking pretty good.

>> No.11476887

>>11472880
If you're pregnant or have a compromised immune system, yes. So unless you're knocked up or a literal faggot there's no worry.

>> No.11476923

>>11476454
Why would Max Payne do this?

>> No.11476965

>>11475332
did he died?

>> No.11476970

>>11476071
>Cooking with Sam
>Doesn't cook anything

>> No.11476971

>>11476769
is the purpose to tenderize?

>> No.11476981

>>11476836
i wanted to say this but i think i fell asleep and now i dont know if that was my post or not

>> No.11477039

>>11476971
maybe so thy dont curl up as much?

>> No.11477061

>>11476071
It's funny because it would be black people food if you replaced water with purple drank.

>> No.11477253

>>11476486
>weeks

pretty sure you're the newfag lmao that joke is old as shit

>> No.11477294
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>>11472815
>As always

Good job anon.

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>>11476569
cause you're racist?
should be pretty obvious

>> No.11477331

>>11475946
considering they look and smell very different yes

>> No.11477353

>>11476887
People can have compromised immune systems from more than just HIV/AIDS, dumb asshole.

>> No.11477354
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11477354

>>11475743
Probably making a day of eating/meal prep video and leaves the camera running to edit it later.

>> No.11477357

>>11471076
His fucking gaudy ring and his apple watch fuck me dead

>> No.11477363

>>11475083
>Perfect

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>> No.11477548
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>>11476071
African people food

>> No.11477556

>>11477426
Nasty

>> No.11477744

>>11476251
Who is Jack?

>> No.11477751
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>>11477744
The King of /ck/

>> No.11477763

does anyone have the webm of the doritos ramen abomination

>> No.11477782

>>11477751
>REGRET

>> No.11477790

>>11477751
You can see the precise moment he realises it's awful but he has to save face and knows he can't stop chewing

>> No.11477810

>>11477751
how the fuck do you undercook a burger this badly
it looks like it's fucking frozen inside

>> No.11477825

>>11476569
cause black and brown are the color of dirt and grime, your brain automatically assumes that that person is dirty, and the idea of a dirty hand cooking food repulses you

>> No.11477831

>>11476486
>weeks
i know this is clever bait for (you)s

>> No.11477837

>>11475692
no. u.

>> No.11478140

>>11475351
It's still in the dishwasher, you have to take it out baka

>> No.11478175

>>11476817
just post them here, fag

>> No.11478206

>>11475882
Bright colours in plants usually mean more antioxidants.

>> No.11478250

>>11477751
do any other patricians purposely have unmelted cheese on their burgers or is it just the Scalfanis?

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>> No.11478264

>>11478258
what a niggery file name.

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>>11478258

>> No.11478275
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>>11478270

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>>11478275

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>>11478276

>> No.11478296
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>>11478278

>> No.11478336
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>>11476923
He's just that bitter about life I guess.

>> No.11478372

>>11476569
because the odds of the food containing particles of fecal matter go up

>> No.11478390

>>11478258
Looks like Mexican pig buche (boocheh)

>> No.11478956

>>11471846
i came :(

>> No.11478982

>>11471076
>>11477357
He later read the instructions and they explicitly state you need to spray down the inside of those dumb little cups before cooking the egg to keep them from sticking.

He then threw a mini shit-fit because he was too dumb to read the instructions and became upset at the product.

I hate Jack. He deserved his strokes.

>> No.11479003

>>11474241
Google "Dunning Kruger Effect"

>> No.11479057

>>11476692
What the fuck is going on here.

>> No.11479354

>>11476569
Why can't /pol/ shut the fuck up about it?

>> No.11479414

>>11479057
Flies

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>> No.11479430

>>11479414
Those are bees though.

>> No.11479450

>>11478276
Gross

>> No.11479453

>>11470889
That cat is a fuckin legend

>> No.11479455

>>11475149
Very weak bait bud.

>> No.11479456

>>11478270
Ice-cream made with dry ice is really good. It has an almost soda like texture to it.

>> No.11479459
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11479459

>>11479430
They wanta da honey

>> No.11479464

>>11479450
Not gross so much as retarded.

You got most your onion cone empty. The meatball on top is not enough. meatballs don't go with onion rings. It's all fucked up.

Now if they filled it with sloppy joe, or chili, or something that made sense it would be cool.

>> No.11479466

>>11475149
Mums dead gayboi

>> No.11479471

>>11479464
Cone wasn't solid at the bottom

>> No.11479476

>>11476569
Because they are scum of the Earth.
Stay strong brother their time will come soon enough.

>> No.11479477

>>11477318
>niggerlover triggered from a post on the internet

>> No.11479478

>>11479471
Exactly.

Made all retarded. They should've used skewers or something to hold the onions together and battered the whole thing.

>> No.11479488

>>11476554
no...

>> No.11479492

>>11478390
>eating spic shit

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>> No.11479554

>>11470889
but why was there a camera there at this instant?

>> No.11479583

>>11475091
that's calling for sodium based fire

>> No.11479595

>>11475371
>classic coq au vin
>tomato

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>> No.11479608

>>11475901
each type of fruit tend to be good or bad to only certain species. dogs die to a ridiculous amount of wild fruits.

>> No.11479616

>>11479057
bees attracted to sweetness

>> No.11479667

>>11479616
That's a lot of fucking bees.

>> No.11479781

>>11472880

Toxoplasmosis from handling their shit, yes.

>> No.11479788

>>11479477
>helpful anon answers question with a correct answer
>stormfag upset about spoiled circlejerk
>calls the helpful anon triggered
Irony

>> No.11479840

>>11478276

Rarely has my face frozen in such disgust as it has after viewing that.

>> No.11479872

>>11479583
I thought salt put out fires

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>>11479788
watching niggers cook is disgusting tho

>> No.11480201

>>11473497
wait wait wait. So she bakes them dense right? then pokes a small hole with the wooden thing. then puts the filling in. then in the end they show a massive cavity with like 90% filling. how the fuck does that work?

>> No.11480212

>>11480201
>doesn't understand how pate choux bakes
it bakes up hollow, you dip, that's how there's room for the filling. look up eclairs or profiteroles, same thing as she's doing there.

>> No.11480214

>>11475149
>What would your mothers think?
Did you forget how progressivism works?

>> No.11480223

>>11475332
LOL. The look on his face when the video starts to just when he put the fries in. You can see he knew it was going to be a bad idea.

>> No.11480232

>>11475371
>>11475373
For some reason, I don't want to eat that.

>> No.11480238

>>11475692
You can with enough money.

>> No.11480271
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>>11477318
>>11479788
but i'm not racist lol

>> No.11480291

>>11476071
I don't get it.

>> No.11480314

>>11477556
Are you for real? That looks fucking delicious!

>> No.11480318
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>> No.11480345

>>11476569
Because their hands look perpetually dirty. Same reason as a blonde person I find dark pubes disgusting but blonde ones to look clean.

>> No.11480351

>>11479057
Looks like Lake Victorias famous lake flies. AFRICA

>> No.11480397

>>11480212
No, I didn't understand how pate choux bakes, I'm not a baker, you dip.
Does a baker know about gear ratios or how to pack a stuffing box? What about a valve body on a transmission? Suppose we could take a baker and drop him into a combat zone. He'd be right at home there, right?

>> No.11480403

>>11480212
Probably also why I asked the fucking question: "how does that work?"

>> No.11480419

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1540682217119.webm

>> No.11480421

>>11479354
Why can't plebbit stay on it's own site?

>> No.11480426

>>11480318
It was do-able until it got to the pizza. If it were a really thin crust pizza I could do that, but the pancake and deep fry is a definite no.

>> No.11480488

>>11480397
That other anon was a dick, and I wouldn't expect most people to know about pate a choux, but to honest I kinda would expect a competent adult to understand simple gear ratios and seal packing at least in the context of home plumbing.

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>> No.11480498

>>11480488
Your expectations would fall short.

>> No.11480501

>>11478276

Sick fucks. Just because they can doesn't mean they should

>> No.11480515

>>11480498
hit post too early, they would fall short because plumbers and auto mechanics exist and make a good living off of these 'simple' concepts. Several in a localized area do, in fact. Which doesn't help the odds of your expectations being true.

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>>11480490

>> No.11480534

>>11480314
ones on the bottom would be so saturated with the dips and flavors would mix as well.

Great concept, but id prefer to keep everything separate.

>> No.11480547

>>11480318
isn't this an old SNL skit?

>> No.11480558
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>> No.11480587

>>11480558
But why?

>> No.11480619

>>11472891
its a webm my dude most modern browsers should have html5 players built in

>> No.11480710

>>11480558
a truly autistic /ck/ & /o/ collaboration

>> No.11480751

>>11471873
Kay's cooking. No one boils and washes meat quite like her.

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>>11480558
I have been browsing these threads for a while, and yet this is the most disgusting thing i have seen here. For shame.

>> No.11480859
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>>11480856

>> No.11480885

>>11480871
Not even that gross.

>> No.11480913

>>11475091
That's a lot of salt on a steak....

>> No.11480933

>>11480871
>>11480871
>>11480871
Women are all fucking retardo autistic retards.

>> No.11480946

>>11480094
im gonna tell /dbh/ you said that, connor.

>> No.11480949

>>11480885
not gross, but like, why

>> No.11480978

>>11471873
>american cooking

>> No.11480983

>>11480871
I love how the kids are left speechless and horrified

>> No.11480998

>>11475914
Use a salt block exactly like cast iron, its still pretty gimickie, but does give a nice even coat of salt

>> No.11481124
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>>11480490
Why the fuck would someone wants this.

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>> No.11481181

>>11481170
Those are some shitty looking anemic burgers.

>> No.11481316

>>11481181
fuck off

>> No.11481334
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>>11481181
Coastie detected. The burger in which he prefers was prepared.

>> No.11481339

>>11475083
Never seen someone try to fellate a whisk. Lost hard
>Perfect.

>> No.11481607

>>11470889
>Letting your cat climb up on your furniture
Dumb cunt deserves it for not disciplining his cat

>> No.11481623

>>11481170
This movie was the biggest commercial for White Castle and I'll still never go there.
>>11481181
They're supposed to be small you dingo.

>> No.11481685

>>11480318
>Third one in they wrap it in fucking paper

>> No.11481688

>>11480490
What the fuck are they doing to those scones!?

>> No.11481833

>>11479596
That's some good product placement right there.
>eyes automatically drawn to the pouring
>carlsberg logo becomes clear as the beer level rises past it

>> No.11481874

>>11480978
Kay's Cooking is UK

>> No.11481953

>>11476965
Yes, he died

>> No.11481971

>>11478278
This video gets only worse when you have fun with math added to it:
>9 slices of bread at 70 cal ea = 630 cal
>2 eggs = 140 cal
> 3 slices of bacon = 150 cal
> 4 breakfast sausages= 260 cal at minimum
>3tbsp ketchup= 60 cal
>i'll be generous and say only 1 tbs of butter soaked in = 100 cal
>that shit behemoth is near 1350 cal

Fucking why.

>> No.11481977

>>11478278
Englishman. An American would have put cheese inside.

>> No.11481992

>>11475861
source?

>> No.11482037

>>11474241
It's basically advertising for a bbq sauce he made or something isn't it? (I've never watched an actual video from him myself)

>> No.11482110

>>11479459
Pepto Bismol Chews

>> No.11482112

>>11476769
>getting plastic in your bacon
smart

>> No.11482204

>>11476071
>almond beverage

>> No.11482377

>>11475371
>>11475373
I grew up with coq au vin but I don't remember there being bacon in it.

>> No.11482414

>>11482377
I grew up making Coq Au Vag but it was your mom's so yeah

>> No.11482449

>>11481874
>still american cooking

>> No.11482488
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>> No.11482497

>>11482488
sweet jesus

>> No.11482540

>>11482488
nice

>> No.11482687

>>11482488
cool one, thanks anon

>> No.11482702

>>11482488
biryani?

>> No.11482720
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Looks like Plov

>> No.11482740

>>11482488
Impressive flip.

>> No.11482745

>>11482488
how many cups of his own shit goes into that?

>> No.11482770

>>11482488
what an absolute pimp

>> No.11482772

>>11480062
its just a grilled cheese goddamn man

>> No.11482778

>>11474268
R u?

>> No.11482786

>>11482778
yes!

>> No.11482808

>>11482786
Then ur silly

>> No.11482809

>>11471057
clever girl.

>> No.11482829

>>11482808
i am!

>> No.11482847

>>11482829
:^)

>> No.11482883

>>11482847
got your nose! ._. /^

>> No.11483023

>>11482488
>the flip

What an absolute maniac

>> No.11483160

>>11482772
I think thats a clip from the movie Chef.

>> No.11483252
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>>11477426
imagine being with friends and they don't like washing their hands before eating. Pure hell

>> No.11483263

>>11475946
strain the seeds out and they're delicious and safe

>> No.11483276

>>11482488
for you

>> No.11483285

>>11480534
>Great concept
Not really. It's a pretty shitty recipe.

>> No.11483310

>>11480871
At least the kid is drinking water.

>> No.11483351

>>11483252
All my friends are fellow nurses. I think I'd have a panic attack if I ever had to eat with a bunch of real men. Like carpenters or something.

>> No.11483385

>>11480490
this makes all men look bad...

>> No.11483389

>>11482488
fking nailed it

>> No.11483393

>>11470928
I find it hilarious how everytime he is cooking anything with any amount oil in it, rather than just carefully laying the food into the oil, he gets about halfway, then just drops the rest in and splatters oil everywhere. It's almost like he is trying to look incompetent.

>> No.11483586

>>11473497
Fake.
She couldn't have baked it in the microwave because of the ball bearings.

>> No.11483618

>>11482488
>grey meat
no thanks

>> No.11483635

>>11473497
Anyone have that Wakandan cooking webm?

>> No.11483701

>>11482488
the little dishes just bounce like a solid inch

>> No.11483800

>>11475080
>>filename
>good job Anon
based good job Anon poster.

>> No.11483890

>>11475083
Don't act like you haven't. Any of you.

>> No.11483897

>>11477253
old as shit on /ck/ is 4 days, not really that big a deal

>> No.11483904

>>11480998
so will you if you use thick grain, rub it around a little, and shake off the excess

>> No.11483934

>>11483252
Who doesn't like to wash their hands before eating? most people have pets, they know better

>> No.11484012

>>11471846
the bacon is fucking half cooked

>> No.11484016

>>11471057
whats with this dudes hair

>> No.11484037

>>11476071
now post the webm of the niggers making mosquitoes into burgers

>> No.11484040

>>11483252
where the fuck did that come from

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>>11471057
Wow if this is a woman i have a chance at passing for one

>> No.11484234

>>11482488
this would be 1000x cheaper and 100x more entertaining for wedding catering. You could probably get someone's showoff uncle a few beers and he could manage it.

>> No.11484243

>>11473497
Why use condensed milk and not powdered sugar to sweeten the whipping cream?

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>>11480397
>>11480403
>>11480498
>>11480515
Tradies exist and make a living off of this because people with money are too lazy to do it themselves. Anybody *could* be an auto mechanic, but not everybody needs to be.

>> No.11484419

>>11476071
>all these bootyblasted replies
Learn to take a joke you fucking faggots jesus christ

>> No.11484526

>>11484332
T shirt is cringey as fuck. Same type of retard that thinks he looks bad ass hanging a ball sack on his truck.

>> No.11484537

>>11484332
cringe

>> No.11484542

>>11477426
pass the controller bro

>> No.11484595

>>11484419
shut up, nigger

>> No.11484598

>>11484419
Those were jokes?

>> No.11484604

>>11484419
Yes, because we should all bow down to our superior nigger overlords you fucking SJW piece of shit. Maybe not all of us want to watch our wives getting fucked by a big black dick, you ever take that into consideration you fucknig faggot? You sound very insecure.

>> No.11484621

>>11484604
t. Got dumped by gf for Tyrone

>> No.11484633

>>11484621
Easy to talk shit online instead to my face with a fucking gun barrel in your mouth huh faggot?

>> No.11484639

>>11484633
Well..yeah fucking idiot.

>> No.11484643

>>11484639
Fuck off back to tumblr, faggot. On here we tell leftists to fuck off.

>> No.11484653

>>11484643
Is this you? The faggot with the t shirt?
>>11484332

>> No.11484657

>>11484643
You're mom is getting blacked right now. How do you feel?

>> No.11484660

>>11484643
I hate niggers as much as the next guy but you need to shut the fuck up you God damn retard

>> No.11484709

>>11478278
how many times do you need to do that stupid fucking goatse close-up cutting in half shit?

>> No.11484839

>>11483160
either thats part of the meme i dont remember or you dont know, so ill just say for a short period people would bring the movie up and just complain about how difficult he made making a grilled cheese.

>> No.11484955

>>11482883
Fuck no no no give it back
: (

>> No.11484987

>>11484955
im gonna eat it!
^o^ /^

ahhhhhh

>> No.11485209

It's easy to find a video where Jack fuck up, but what about videos where he does something actually really well? Surely they exist somewhere.

>> No.11485213

>>11484987
eat this biiiccth
>:) 8=====~D~/ ^

*ggrrrlllgllaagg*

>> No.11485247

>>11483252
>everyone washes hands before starting to eat
>after a minute they start touching their phones, their shoes, the remote, their nostrils, etc.
>all while still eating and touching the food that others are eating from
>"dude I washed my hands like 2 minutes ago, they're clean"
Separate portions (or bites) or nothing.

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>> No.11485255

>>11485209
Maybe on the deepweb someone has secret recordings of his cctv or something.
Otherwisd, I really don't think so.

>> No.11485307

>>11485254
>It's RAW
Brilliant

>> No.11485351

>>11480490

What the actual fuck.

>> No.11485422

>>11476511

I don't get mad at niggers being niggers, I get mad at all the pussy whites who act like they're best friends of niggers by being their bitches.

There is a reason japs hate chinks and everyone hates blacks. They're scum. Now uppity niggers who have gotten white blood in them and can string sentences together act like they would be anything without their white masters.

Everybody wonders why there are no hoverboards.

Simple. Because there are nigger rights and transgendereds. Cure the cancer and we can continue.