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I really wanna trh this recipe.
thoughts?

https://youtu.be/ne2hhWeLSS4

>> No.11470717

>>11470716
How many times are you going to make this thread? Buy an ad.

>> No.11470724

>>11470716
Why are "cooking e-celebs" so fat?

>> No.11470745

>Newman Numale Makes French Onion Soup with Six Types of Onion
I think I'll pass.

>> No.11470762

do french people eat french onion soup

>> No.11470776

Finally, the numale faggots who say caramelized onions takes less than 4 hours can shut the fuck up since an eceleb has proved them wrong.

But if you've read cookbooks you'd already have known this.

>> No.11470780

>>11470762
do french people eat french fries?

>> No.11470797

>>11470780
maybe

>> No.11470819

>>11470716
NEEDS MORE BEER, LESS WINE
ALSO NO SLIGHTLY STALE/CRISP BREAD TO SOAK UP DELICOUS ONION JUICES

>> No.11470825

>>11470819
huh?

>> No.11470838

>>11470819
honestly he got the onions right, but it shouldn't have that much beef stock. It should have heavily diluted light beef broth if any.

>> No.11470903

>>11470745
He makes more money than you

>> No.11470946

>>11470716
Seems like an okay recipe but I don't think you can just put onions in the pot with the lid on and not stir them for 4 hours then end up with the evenly caramelized onions you see in the video. You'll have to stir them every 10-15 minutes.

>> No.11470947

>>11470903
Hmm.. I do pretty well and I'm not an obese faggot who gets noticed in public. I think I'll be alright.

>> No.11470967

>>11470947
Nobody will remember you.

>> No.11470972

>>11470903
His BMI is also bigger than mine, your point?

>> No.11470982

>>11470903
>youtubers are rich!!1
are you 12?

>> No.11470988

>>11470967
why would I give a fuck after I'm dead

>> No.11470991

>>11470903
>you can never ever disagree with or dislike someone wealthier than you

Guess you better get on the MAGA train my boy

>> No.11471032

>>11470946
That's common sense

>> No.11471033

>>11470903
I can run a marathon

>> No.11471043

>>11470903
I can see my penis without bending over.

>> No.11471065

>>11470991
GOTEEEM

>> No.11471082
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11471082

>still making more money than you

>> No.11471716

Does it have Cholula(TM)?

>> No.11471718

>>11471082
Still gonna die of a heart attack in the next 5 years.

>> No.11471726

>>11471082
Hurry get it back in the water!!!

>> No.11471778

>>11470716
He fucked up by turning the heat up too high, using oil, using a meme onion mix instead of the correct onion, adding too much wine, not using enough bay leaves and thyme, not using garlic, and prolly used the wrong cheese because it should have been gruyere, and then he didn't put it under the broiler long enough. This guy is a jack-tier cook.

Plus he's an annoying faggot.

>> No.11471789

>>11470716
He doesn't say what kind of cheese he used?

>> No.11471807

>>11471778
>adding too much wine
na, it's french
>should have been gruyere
again it's french, so emmental is correct.

next time it'll be nice to actually know what you're talking about when posting.

>> No.11471818

>>11471789
it's in the video description.

>> No.11471823

>>11471718
Can't believe that time that anon told me he had one already at 29. He still cooks pretty indulgently for that. Who knows how much of his own stuff he actually eats I guess.

>> No.11471838

>>11471823
He cooks the same for himself going by his instagram stories.

>> No.11471850

I don't understand this type of cooking that is basically just "put every variant of the same thing together"

>> No.11471860

>>11470967
>but they'll remember that guy who showed them that one time how to heat up that thing on the stove
Reconsider your life choices.

>> No.11471874

>>11471860
Reconsider deez nuts

>> No.11471879
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11471879

>Soup
>Looks like a spoon of fucking Lasagna

>> No.11471880

>>11471850
>all onions taste the same
NPC

>> No.11471886
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11471886

>>11471874

>> No.11471893

>>11471850
Different types of onions definitely taste noticeably different.

>> No.11471901

>>11471879
Yeah, his recipe calls for 2 pounds of cheese for 4 servings. He's just fucking memeing at this point.

youtube marketing...

>> No.11471907

>>11471880
>>11471893

Yeah that's my point
It's like if you mixed 20 different cheeses together I think what you would end up with is something that just tastes "like cheese" to anybody who ate it
The more you mix similar but slightly different things together the more you lose the differences

>> No.11471947

>>11470716
>in fact, forget the french onion soup, i'm just going to eat the fucking cheese

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11471976

>>11471901
Oh God I thought he didn't cook the onions right, that's all fucking cheese?

>> No.11472018

>>11470724
they have no palate and just eat any shit they make

never trust a fat chef, it means they have no sense of taste

>> No.11472020

>>11470724
How can you ask that question while looking at what he's got on his spoon? How stupid do you have to be?

>> No.11472084

>>11471901
2 pounds of cheese for 4 servings. Everyone is going to get a half pound of cheese in their soup. How much soup is he putting in the bowl if everyone gets a half pound of cheese?

>> No.11472104

>>11471907
I think thats intentional. He doesn't want the soup to taste too much like a particular type of onion.

>> No.11472139

>>11471807
emmental is from switzerland you fucking moron

>> No.11472170

>>11470716
>fat
>greasy
>hairy like an animal
>covered in tattoos
M-Maybe it would be ok to let a Hell's Angel cook my food
>Hi, I'm Matty
Oh, he's some kind of faggot hipster
In the trash he goes

>> No.11472183

>>11470991
Hillary is richer than everyone here, what are you on about?

>> No.11472192

>>11471082
>all the tats look fresh from the past 6 months
new money/ gauche

>> No.11472277

>>11472139
>Basic bitch response
The largest producer of emmental cheese is in france. You'd know this if you didn't have a basic bitch knowledge of cheese.

>> No.11472334

>>11471823
In his burger video he's gotten heavier recently, there's a clip from his old video and he even comments that he was thinner back then. And his burger had buttered buns, mayo on both buns, onion/bacon/butter jam, cheese, and more mayo on top of the burger. Not that any of those things are inherently bad but it's way too much together. I think someone said he was a cokehead, but stopped using and started eating more.

>> No.11472350

HEY GUYS IT'S ME MATTY
I"M GOING TO YELL AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS
BECAUSE THIS SANDWICH
IS GOING TO
GET
YOU
LAID

>> No.11472355

>>11472350
SCRAMBLED EGGS?
THINK AGAIN BUD
WE'RE MAKING
BREAKFAST HASH
AND GUESS WHAT
IT
WILL
GET
YOU
LAID

>> No.11472368

>>11472355
I WAS JUST A DIRTY GUTTER PUNK
FROM
TORANNAH
AND MY ARTISINAL FOOD
COOKED ON SOME JANKY ELECTRIC RANGE I BOUGHT ON KAJIJI FROM A 905ER
GOT
FOLKS
LAID

>> No.11472373

>>11472368
THIS TAT IS FRESH
AND I AIN'T WEARIN' GLOVES
YEAAAHHH

>> No.11472518

Why does he have to yell? I'd watch his videos if he stopped.

>> No.11472599

>>11470762
In France they call it an onion royale.

>> No.11472655

>>11472334
It's not what he's eating that's the main problem, just the extreme caloric surplus. His maintenance must be around 3500-4000 calories by now.

>> No.11472668

>>11470982
>youtuber
he runs a successful restaurant

>> No.11472678

>>11470716
Imagine the smell (of Matty's underboob)

>> No.11472683

This motherfucking spiraling. He never looked "good" but now he looks strung out and even heavier.

>> No.11473716

>>11472655
Yeah that's why I said none of that is really bad on its own, but it's probably close to 1000 calories on the burger just from the toppings

>> No.11473852

>>11470903
i don't rape small children

>> No.11473880

>>11473852
see
>>11471082

>> No.11473888

>>11470716
lOOKS like salope of shit

>> No.11473957

>>11470716
I'm a mog. Half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.

>> No.11474000

>>11473957
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.11474004

>>11470903
>>11471082

lmao you stupid zoomer cuck. i strongly doubt that this guy has serious money in the bank or even breaks 7 figures.

>wow dude he made a show with vice and uploaded a new bideo with a bunch of biews:DDDD

OK, point to the riches. what indication do you have that he makes a lot of money?

>> No.11474207

>>11474004
Do YOU break 7 figures? Or even 6 for that matter?

>> No.11474562

>>11474004
Multiple successful restaurants, a popular cookbook on top of that sweet YouTube mula.

He has more money than you.

>> No.11474567

>>11473957
PPPFFFFFFTTTTT

>> No.11474643

>>11470762
yea, in the winter

>> No.11474647

>>11471823
he's got bad genes but more importantly a cocaine habit

>> No.11474667

>>11473888
kinda funny if you speak french
good effort

>> No.11474689

honestly dude is my favorite personality from munchies, brad is second.

>> No.11474691

It's pretty over the top to use all those different onions when they're just going to be caramelized. Same with using 3 different kinds of fortified wine. Otherwise it's a pretty standard french onion soup, and being able to adjust the salt properly is more important than using 20 different ingredients for something that only really needs 5.

>> No.11474692

>>11474562
>multiple successful restaurants

Probably owned by a board of investors

>a popular cookbook
>has 38 reviews on Amazon

Wow, it’s fucking nothing

>that sweet youtube mula

Wow, $1,000 for every million views. On top of paying the producers and V*ce, I’m sure he drives a lambo

Fucking reddit zoomers trying to flex somebody else’s “wealth”

>> No.11474715

>>11474692
And yet he still has more money than you

>> No.11474731

>retard makes sliced onion and beefstock
remember that using onions in dishes means you're a pleb

>> No.11474760

>>11474731
he used onions in a pot/bowl, not a dish

>> No.11474793

>>11474731
>using onions in dishes means you're a pleb
I'm surprised you didn't just go straight to saying that adding salt to your food is a crutch for people who can't cook.

>> No.11474807

>>11470780
pommes de frites

>> No.11474858

>>11472334
He used to do coke and drink whiskey all the time, like constantly, but stopped both after so long.

>> No.11474871

>>11474715
Pornstars make more money than you for having fists shoved up their assholes. Does that mean that they are somehow better than you?

>> No.11474872

>>11474858
too bad he didnt keep going and kill himself

>> No.11474890

>>11474871
Until I can fit a fist up my ass yes they are. I'm up to 3 fingers now

>> No.11474897

the fuck is wrong with you faggots, matty is absolutely based. It's a shame he's probably gonna die young from heart disease,

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11474906

>>11474897
>STOP HATING WHAT I LIKE
>oh but I agree he's a degenerate

>> No.11475356

>>11470716
It's just a mediocre french onion soup recipe that arbitrarily uses several different types of onions but does nothing unique or different with them.

Also what's with the hair? Is he trying to be Guy Fieri

>> No.11475393

>>11472277
Yeah and the largest producer of pizza is America. I guess pizza is American.

>> No.11475419

what a jolly fellow

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11475546

>>11474906
>degenerate

>> No.11475573

>>11470776
use a pressure cooker

>> No.11475579

>>11475393
>ny pizza
>chicago deep dish
It is american.

>> No.11476897

I like matty

>> No.11476917

>>11470717
fpbp

>> No.11476919

>>11470716
what a fuckin clown, is this satire

>> No.11477544

>>11476897
Same, dude has been a ball of positive energy since his first media appearance (as far as I know) on Triumph of The Will where he cooked placenta.

Food always looks super tasty too.

>> No.11477569

>>11474692
Dude vice pays him. Do you not understand how marketing works? Imagine vice as your favorite boomer television channel. Do you think the actors in the shows you watch pay to be there?

>> No.11477582

>>11472183
not as rich as Trump, so by your logic, Trump has more value than Hillary. Checkmate faggot.

>> No.11477695

>>11477582
Don't you know Hillary has infinite wealth from personally running the biggest pedo ring in the world?