COW GANG

[Anonymous No.11469723]

Lactose gang, Lactose gang, Lactose gang, Lactose gang
Lactose gang, Lactose gang, Lactose gang (Lactose gang!)
Spend ten racks on a cheese today
White bitch love drink kefir, ooh
I milk a bitch, I forgot her name

[Anonymous No.11469752]

Rather go out and buy ice cream
Milker gang Milker gang Milker gang

[Anonymous No.11469759]

if it aint titcows i want no part
milkergangmilkergangmilkergang

[Anonymous No.11469768]

Spend ten racks on cheese with French name
My bitch eats that shit plain

Lactose gang lactose gang lactose gang lactose gang

[Anonymous No.11469769]

No.

[Anonymous No.11469780]

>>11469723
peanut "butter?" fucking vegans it should be called peanut spread. calling it peanut "butter" is unfair to out dairy farmers because shoppers might get confused. I hope the FDA corrects this issue asap

[Anonymous No.11469793]

>>11469780
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.11469804]

What a gay thread. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.11469817]

>>11469804
My cheese cost more than your rent, ooh
Ur nut milk made of cement, yeah
Still slanging COPE in the jets, HUH

[Anonymous No.11469836]

>>11469804
>What a gay thread. Kill yourself.

-t. butthurt cant digest lactose

[Anonymous No.11469844]

>>11469723
you can drink my nut milk

[Anonymous No.11469845]

>>11469804
t. Butthurt Pea Gang (aka Pee Gang)

[Anonymous No.11469858]

My cheese cost more than your rent, ooh
Your nut "milk" should go get bent, yeah
Still milking cows out in the barn, huh
Almonds' water needs to lots of harm, ooh

None of this shit is new to thee,
Dairy is old food, you see
Started with animal husbandry
Fuck soy beans and fuck nut trees

Bitch your milk is misnamed juice
I'd rather drink some hot refuse
That shit is a poor excuse
Any utilization is misuse

Lactose gang lactose gang lactose gang lactose gang

[Anonymous No.11469869]

>>11469723
in some countries you can't legally call "milk" those non-dairy products

[Anonymous No.11469877]

>>11469869
>in some countries, words still have meaning

[Anonymous No.11469892]

Great thanks guys, now I can hear my wife’s son screaming “milker gang” over and over down in the basement

[Anonymous No.11469899]

>>11469892
Nick Parry, is that you?

[Anonymous No.11469912]

>they're allowing captcha A.I. to post online now

[Anonymous No.11469925]

quality post op, keep going

[Anonymous No.11469974]

>>11469858
Based

[Anonymous No.11469993]

Meatcucks are the reddit of meme stealing

[Anonymous No.11470069]

reminder that all whites should be either castrated and turned into cute girls or bred to dilute the white race

[Anonymous No.11470077]

>>11469993
Did you really just copy and paste veganshit on top of Cow Gang? Pathetic and sad, Pea Gang

[Anonymous No.11470084]

>>11470069
thank you for this reminder!

[Anonymous No.11470089]

>>11470069
Cringe and jewpilled

[Anonymous No.11470137]

>>11469899
Huh?

[Anonymous No.11470262]

I can't like both, can I?

[Anonymous No.11470279]

>>11470262
How could someone like based milk but also cringe nut juice? Omnivores generally don't eat soyburgers and other shitty vegan imitations that pale in comparison to the real thing

[Anonymous No.11470286]

>>11470279
anon... i eat meat and I prefer tofurkey to real sausage links...

[Anonymous No.11470288]

>>11470286
>mmmmm bean tubes

[Anonymous No.11470298]

>>11470288
It’s tofu brainlet

[Anonymous No.11470301]

>>11470279
I use both whole milk and almond milk for smoothies and I think they both taste great in their own way. I also like coconut milk yogurt, but also Greek yogurt. The one thing for me I think real dairy really wins on is ice cream (not that it's really a competition). I haven't had a dairy-free version that I liked more than the real thing. I also eat cream in pasta and curry.

[Anonymous No.11470309]

>>11470298
>tofu isn't soy beans

[Anonymous No.11470338]

>>11470288
lmao

[Anonymous No.11470451]

>>11470301
Coconut cream ice cream is super good due to the fat content, but you have to make it yourself due to the cost of coconut milk.
Also - lattes with oat milk. It's a sweet, carbohydratey note that goes really well with coffee.

[Anonymous No.11470816]

>>11470077
BTFO GANG
>>11465369
BTFO GANG
>>11465369
MEATKEKS ARENT EVEN FUNNY WHEN STEALING MEMES GANG
>>11465369
BTFO GANG
B
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F
O
>>11465369
G
A
N
G
BTFO GANG
>>11465369

[Anonymous No.11470833]

>>11470301
>>11470451
>coconut milk yogurt
>Coconut cream ice cream
Wew lad, you retards can't even talk about your fake and gay dairy products without a redundant name, since coconut yogurt and coconut ice cream is just regular dairy that's coconut flavored

[Anonymous No.11470850]

>>11469723
>Spend ten racks on cheese with French name
>My bitch eats that shit plain
DOWN WITH THE VEGAN AGENDA
WHOLE MILK FOR THE WHOLE WORLD
LACTOSE INTOLERANT, I WONT HAVE NO TOLERANCE

[Anonymous No.11470856]

>>11469723
>Cow Gang
>posted at 16:21:52

>>11465380
>Pee Gang
>posted at 19:07:48

[Anonymous No.11470861]

>>11470069
>tfw no hung black bull bf to collar me and impregnate my holes

[Anonymous No.11470867]

>>11470856
For me? Pee gang

[Anonymous No.11470876]

>>11470833
Milk has been used to refer to plant milk since the 1300s, well before it was coined to refer to tiddyjuice.
B
T
F
O
BTFO GANG

[Anonymous No.11470880]

>drinking milk in any fashion

[Anonymous No.11470881]

>>11470856
Look at the number

[Anonymous No.11470897]

>>11470876
>from PIE root *melg- "to wipe, to rub off," also "to stroke; to milk," in reference to the hand motion involved in milking an animal

[Anonymous No.11470918]

>>11470897
I accept your white flag.

[Anonymous No.11470931]

>>11469723
This makes me shit like it's laxative while I'm fine drinking milk. What is wrong with me?

[Anonymous No.11470958]

>>11470931
You are probably haunted by the spirit of the millions of bees killed in the process of growing those almonds

[Anonymous No.11470974]

>>11470918
Here is my dairy flag
Which I will NEVER SURRENDER

[Anonymous No.11470984]

>>11470958
I’m about to haunt the fuck out of you

[Anonymous No.11471013]

>>11470984
I'm about to fuck out the hunt out of you

[Anonymous No.11471022]

>>11470984
>>11471013
Put your mother in a straight-jacket you punk ass white boy. Come here and tell me that, I'll fuck you in your ass you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch. C'mon anybody in here can't fuck with this. This is the ultimate, man. Fuck you, you ho. Come and say it to my face.... I'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch.... come on, you bitch. You're scared coward, you're not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you 'til you love me, faggot!

[Anonymous No.11471130]

>>11470880
Cringe and bluepilled

[Anonymous No.11471393]

>>11470881
Yeah no shit look at the number.
Cow Gang > Pee Gang

[Anonymous No.11471397]

>>11471393
I’m more of a pee gang guy myself

[Anonymous No.11471514]

>>11471393
Imagine being this new

[Anonymous No.11471529]

>>11471514
He’s new and/or fucking retarded. He’s a ‘cow gang’ enthusiast, so I’m going with both.

[Anonymous No.11472381]

>>11471022
Kek. Calm down, Ninja.

[Anonymous No.11472389]

Missed naming opportunity: Moomoo Gang

[Anonymous No.11473573]

>>11472381
Huh? Is that copypasta Japanese?

[Anonymous No.11473646]

>>11472389

[Anonymous No.11473796]

>>11469723
Imagine buying a product that goes bad in only a couple of weeks.
I buy a carton of almond milk and it'll last MONTHS before it goes bad.

[Anonymous No.11473853]

>>11473796
>Imagine trying to use the fact that your nut juice is full of preservatives as a selling point
COWGANGCOWGANGCOWGANG

[Anonymous No.11473874]

>drinking milk
fat

[Anonymous No.11473906]

>>11473874
Fat doesn't make you fat, veganlet

[Anonymous No.11473910]

>>11469723
Y'know cows only lactate after giving birth, so technically dairy is also made with nut.

[Anonymous No.11473925]

>>11473910

[Anonymous No.11474226]

Does soymilk have milkwalkers?
How do little soyboys and soygirls stay safe?

[Anonymous No.11474244]

>>11469768
Yeah, these lyrics work better than the other.

[Anonymous No.11474382]

ohhohoho
ohhh noooonononoooo
if Sceak was still around things would be different around here

[Anonymous No.11474409]

hey who invented kevir and why does it taste and smell exactly like spoiled milk
who is this for

[Anonymous No.11474486]

>>11474409
>The word kefir, known in Russian since at least 1884, is probably of Caucasian origin, although some sources see a connection to Turkic köpür (foam) or kef (a word of Persian origin meaning foam or bubbles). Kefir has become the most commonly used term, but other names are found in different geographic regions.
It's supposed to be probiotic, meaning it's meant to help people with digestive issues. I genuinely enjoy the taste and effervescence though

[Anonymous No.11474629]

>>11474409
because it is made of spoiled milk, just like sour cream?

[Anonymous No.11474634]

>>11474629
Sour cream doesn't taste and smell of rotten milk though so they messed up

[Anonymous No.11474652]

>>11474634
sour cream is fermented cream, kefir is fermented milk

[Anonymous No.11474678]

>>11474652
Yes and one tastes infinitely more disgusting than the other, I do not get your point

[Anonymous No.11474769]

>>11474678
you're just used to one and not the other

[Anonymous No.11474908]

>>11474678
>Yes and one tastes infinitely more disgusting than the other, I do not get your point
I agree. Kefir is vastly superior to Sour Cream

[Anonymous No.11474925]

Milk is gross though.

[Anonymous No.11475401]

>>11474925
YOU HEAR THIS OP?
OP BTFO

[Anonymous No.11476828]

>>11474925
Actually nut juice is gross
Milk is nectar of gods

[Anonymous No.11476860]

>>11470279
Are you retarded? I eat meat and still buy some of the vegan fake-meats. I actually enjoy the flavors and textures. I feel like you hardcore anti-vegans are 5 year old children who are afraid to try anything outside of your comfort zone.

[Anonymous No.11477027]

>>11476860
LOL enjoy your phytoestrogen-enriched bean tubes, faggot

[Anonymous No.11477038]

>>11476860
>Are you retarded? I eat cheese and still buy some of the Kraft fake-cheeses. I actually enjoy the flavors and textures. I feel like you hardcore anti-Velveetas are 5 year old children who are afraid to try anything outside of your comfort zone.
How is aversion to an inferior alternative picky eating? Do you not know the difference between good taste and being a picky child? You're the one eating garbage

[Anonymous No.11477842]

>>11476860
>why don't normal people enjoy ersatz substitutes of food made for people with dietary restrictions?
>surely vegan """"filet mignon"""" is as good as the real thing

[Anonymous No.11478224]

>>11477027
Phytoestrogens increase testosterone though. Haven't you read anything outside the /pol/ echochamber?

[Anonymous No.11478459]

>>11478224
>estrogen increases testosterone
How come trannies are obsessed with using soy and various estrogenic herbs to provide a poor man's hormone replacement therapy, to the effect of growing breasts, etc?

[Anonymous No.11479105]

>>11474382
Thanks, Gramps

[Anonymous No.11479561]

GANGANGANG
G A N G

[Anonymous No.11479674]

>>11478459
>How come trannies are
The answer to that is they're retarded

[Anonymous No.11479689]

>mode vanilla ice
A mean bean cleaver with a razor's edge
I'm a vegan dream eater meat mother lovin' laser sledge
Cunning linguist spinning hits
Running rings wistfully around you while I'm winning this
Fuck your copypasta
I bring the meat blaster
On a beat I kick it faster
I'm the rhymin' everlaster

>mode memphis
Carnivore bitches are delicious (mmm)
Not too vicious (mhm)
I don't wanna wash no dishes (mm mm)
I bring the meat up on the beat (eat me baby)
There's no carbage in my kitchens (teach me baby)
That garbage I'm ditchin' (impeach me baby)
Cause the meat up in my kitchen's firin' up the heat in my metabolism
I think I might skeet skeet skeet skeet along to the meat beat
This is meat rehabolism
Sync'd to the mother lovin' beat of this song
It's fat-adapted fab-o-lism
Try a little dabble-ism
With yo mother or yo sister man I bring the meat up all night long in conversation
All across the nation and on every street
To the beat of this song yeah I fire up your grill and bring the heat
With yo daughter I'ma feed her meat until she tweet about it
I think she might tweet tweet tweet tweet along to the meat beat
All across the internation
You don't need to bring the heat about it

I see you creepin'
Don't ever doubt it
Peep-peepin' along
While I'm mother lovin' bone in raw discussion 'tryna educate
You’re bakin' sweet cakes in the oven?
Watchin' feet pornicate?
What about the babymakin’?
No carbs it ain't complicate
I bring the beef and the bacon
For all the lambs
My teeth like percussion
I don't spread no jams
The meat that I masticate
Spreadin' like my dope jams
Keeps me off my tater-tate

Straight trippin' on mind boggled JP lobsta ethics
You's a blind goggled sucka' G
Now I'm dippin' with all 'ya hos and tricks
Meat mobsta on my flow I'm on my death mix
For my homies in the Carnivore Clan
I'll lend your girl a hand and teach her more and more
She can listen to my feature while she eat'cha
I don't have to meet'cha to meat'cha

[Anonymous No.11479693]

I've actually been considering buying some almond milk just for the novelty of it. Any recommended brands? I still have a gallon of whole milk (the only type of milk, low fat/lactose intolerant niggers need not apply) in the fridge so I'll wait til I finish that first.

[Anonymous No.11479724]

I see you mimin' like you got my six?
Chimin' in with missing dicks?
Manning never was a chick
Nor will he ever be
(((Weaponized dysmorphin')))?
(((Orphan sacrifice)))?
(((Subsidized abortion)))'s nice?
Fetal tissue and a couple blood bags on ice?
Not your average (((pizza))) delivery
But that's the broken world I see
I facefuck your poor beliefs as I confiscate your (((foreskin face cream)))
So you can begin to contemplate the (((crimes))) within this motherfuckin' time and space dream
You know my mind is free

[Anonymous No.11479736]

>>11479724
Beyonce victims vexed?
Molested under hexes?
Ex-NXIVM subjects with collateral effects?
Post-traumatic sex stress?
Thanks Mr. Podesta
What a fuckin' mess
You'll never find a trace at the Besta
I'm like a comet when I comm it
I remember Chester
and Chris Cornell
Gematria synchronized suicide
Escape from this mortal (((molester))) hell
I don't wanna live my fuckin' life on no cult vibe
Find me a new tribe
Creation is a portal to the higher collective mind
Beyond space and time
Turn and catch my vibe
Spin it up and learn to levitate your mind in resonance
I decorate your time like you decorate spaces with no hesitance
Welcome to my meatspace
You're my new tenants
I bring benevolent carnivore violence
Lone wolf among sheep whistleblowing in the deafening silence
Beatin’ the (((malevolent disease algorithms))) with my raw meat rythms
Now you've had a taste
Don't let it go to waste

[Anonymous No.11479953]

>>11479693
Almond Milk kills the bees

[Anonymous No.11480282]

>drinking any kind of milk
Yikes!

[Anonymous No.11480422]

>>11480282
I agree.
For me, it's hot dog water. The BEST beverage.

[Anonymous No.11480588]

>>11473573
No - it's the outro to a Die Antwoord song.

[Anonymous No.11480593]

>>11474244
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.11481284]

>>11480588
no retard it's a muhammad ali quote

[Anonymous No.11482898]

>>11469723
Based thread
Let's all point and laugh at lactose intolerant subhumans

[Anonymous No.11483001]

>>11469723
man, imagine drinking the secretions of a repeatedly raped and tortured animal? how weird would that be haha

[Anonymous No.11483304]

>>11483001
>imagine drinking the secretions of a repeatedly raped and tortured animal

[Anonymous No.11483938]

>>11482898
Umm sweetie lactose intolerants are not human :^)

[Anonymous No.11484696]

>>11479674
Huh?

[Anonymous No.11486684]

>>11469723
I drink both.
I discovered recently that I really like the flavor of sweetened vanilla almond milk, though it's more like a dessert than a replacement for actual milk. I still use milk for everything else.

[Anonymous No.11486749]

>>11486684
t. aspiring diabetic

[Anonymous No.11486778]

>>11486749
It's not like I have a glass with every meal. If anything does me in, I doubt it'll be the almond milk specifically.

[Anonymous No.11486783]

I don't care what anyone says, that shit is delicious.

[Anonymous No.11487640]

you're such whole fucking milk
I LOVE IT

[Anonymous No.11488882]

>>11483001
man is anyone else rock h*rd thinking about this? ahaha