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So I've never cooked by myself before. At all. I need to learn how before I have to leave for college, I practically lived on ramen last year. How does one cook eggs, from someone who's paranoid of burning down my home.

>> No.11466301
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>>11466292
>take egg
>apply heat
WA LA

>> No.11466339

>>11466301
Sorry, could you explain it like I'm a retard?

>> No.11466341

>>11466292
Easiest thing in the world is to fry an egg. melt some butter in a pan, crack an egg into it an mash the yolk. sprinkle some pepper on it, flip it over, then place it on a piece of buttered bread, some ketchup, then place another piece of buttered bread on top. Var. grape jelly will work in the place of ketchup. You heard it here first.

>> No.11466349
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>>11466341
>butter

>> No.11466354

>>11466292
take pan
put on hot surface
apply oil
crack egg
flip
remove egg from pan
turn off fire
WA LA

>> No.11466355

>>11466339
OK
TAKE EGG OK
TAKE PAN
LOOK THIS IS PAN
WALK OVER TO SINK
YES YES OVER HERE
TURN THIS HERE TO MAKE WATER
GOOD
NOW BACK TO STOVE COME ON NOW
PUT THE PAN TO STOVE
PLACE EGG IN WATER NOW
AND LET DADDY OPERATE THE DANGEROUS STOVE

>> No.11466370

I wish my gf had big, round, yellow nipples

>> No.11466380

>>11466349
you picked an odd time to go vegan after you decided you were going to crack an egg.

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>people replying to this shitpost again

>> No.11466398

>>11466388
No, I'm actually just that dumb that I've never learned how to cook an egg

>> No.11466404

>>11466398
No, this thread is almost every day. Fuck off

>> No.11466417

>>11466404
I'm sorry if it's every day, but I'm trying to genuinely learn something. You can hide threads that you dislike.

>> No.11466430

>>11466417
just google it newfag

>> No.11466458

>>11466349
>Oilfags
You cook all eggs in butter you fucking pleb

>> No.11466478

>>11466458
>boiled eggs are cooked in butter
you moron

>> No.11466482

>>11466478
Boiling isn't cooking, what are you fucking British?

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>>11466482
>Boiling isn't cooking

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>>11466341
>Easiest thing in the world
>completely ruins it by mashing the yolk