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I bought the new philly cheese burger from BK and the onions were so fucking long they looking like worms and the cheese was shit and the unions where not chewable so i almost choked, dont buy it.

>> No.11465228

>>11465214
Are you okay

>> No.11465241

>>11465228
Yeah I had cough up that long union that was 12 inches long 7 inches down my fucking throat. They need to remove this ASAP.

>> No.11465253

>he can't take one bite of something and then swallow it like a snake

weak

>> No.11465262

>>11465253
the union was long as snake and it was almost impossible to rip the union.

>> No.11465267

>>11465214
I wasn't a fan of the cheese they used for the cheese steak. Didn't care for it, wouldn't get it again. I'm a retard for thinking this would be good though.

>> No.11465273

>>11465241
How is it possible to have a slice of onion 12 inches, or even 7 inches long? Onions aren't that big you nig

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>>11465214
>the unions where not chewable
>that long union that was 12 inches long 7 inches down
I'm guessing from your poor grasp of english, and inches, that Burger King is starting to become popular in Europe?

>> No.11465275

>>11465253
>>11465262
snakes don't even eat unions

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>>11465274
I think it might of been a worm it may have inched its way into my brain and ruined my english.

>> No.11465311

I had the sourdough kind yesterday. I smelled it before I ate it and I was disgusted but I though "it cant taste as bad as it smells." It did though. BK is so shitty wtf

>> No.11465324

>>11465304
Yo that worm is friendly as fuck, what's it's name

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>>11465324
Idk i havent named him yet, he's in my stomach right now i think i feel him moving.

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>>11465214
>>11465241
>>11465275
How is it even possible to eat an entire union?

>> No.11465439

>>11465214
>and the unions where not chewable
wew lad

>> No.11465464

>>11465214
BK is the only fast food I find entirely unpalatable. I'll try it again every year or so and, nope, it's still fucking disgusting.

>> No.11465473

>>11465241
No I meant are you having a fucking stroke

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11465512

Union's are tough to swallow

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11465597

These threads are why I come to /ck/.

>> No.11465672

>>11465241
Anon, chew.

>> No.11465694

if you can’t manage to take a single bite of a burger without almost dying, you should probably be eating through a tube

>> No.11465751

I find it hilarious that BK is the only place people reliably shit on here

>> No.11465760

>>11465751
ur mom shits on my chest

>> No.11465851

>>11465694
try biting down a thick rubber band Anon.

>> No.11466726

bump

>> No.11466737

am i the only one who has never disliked a fast food item? i never expect quality. i expect salty and fatty which is what every fast food item is.

>> No.11467025

>>11466737
ok but this one really sucks

>> No.11467055

>>11465214
BK limited time offer (LTO) menu items are the absolute WORST in the fast food industry (worse than Subway).

"""Philly Cheese Steak""" its a fucking cheeseburger with onions. How ORIGINAL. BK need to fire the fucking BOOMERS that work in their food labs.

Also their new chicken tenders are fucking INEDIBLE. Its almost impressive how they fail at EVERYTHING.

BK has about 5 ingredients they shuffle around -- beef, american cheese, onions, bacon, some meme bread, some meme sauce. WOW!!! how original.

>> No.11467381

>>11466737
The fish sandwich from checkers is terrible

>> No.11468841

bump

>> No.11469074

what's that sauce BK uses for the sourdough king? that red shit? I need more of that in my life

>> No.11469641

>>11465214
I hate it when i can't chew unions

>> No.11469652

>>11465214
Yeah, I wasn't too fond of it either. It's a burger with bacon, onions, cheese, and NOTHING else. It was all right, but I'd much rather get a regular Whopper or something.

>> No.11469661

>>11469074
they just call it a "creamy signature sauce" and don't go into detail about it
it's just your average not-thousand island/not-russian dressing special sauce

>> No.11469681

there are only 3 menu items you should ever get from bk
original chicken sandwich
whopper
big king

everything else is trash

>> No.11470487

>>11469074
It's a "tomato-pepper" sauce.

>> No.11470748

>>11467055
>BK has about 5 ingredients they shuffle around -- beef, american cheese, onions, bacon, some meme bread, some meme sauce. WOW!!! how original.

this is literally every fast food place

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>>11465214
>t. ronald mcdonald

>> No.11470774

>>11469681
nah, spicy tendercrisp is dank
burgers are complete shit, somehow they manage to make one of the best chicken sandwiches you can get

>> No.11470775

>>11465241
You need to chew your food, not just bite and swallow.

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>>11465214
There's this special technique, it was given to my family by mystical shamans in the amazon rainforest during the spanish conquests.
You take your jaw, and you move it side to side, as well as up and down. This all has to be carefully coordinated with the food entering your mouth slowly. You need to try to make sure the food doesn't accidentally fall out of your mouth

AKA
Chew your fucking food, you mentalis retardis

>> No.11472264

The bacon king is good, but I miss the triple stacker.

>> No.11472331

>>11466737
I've never disliked any fast food item except for the McRib

>> No.11472520

>>11465597
me too

>> No.11472532

>>11465429
Ask the Indians, since they chewed your's up pretty good! Jolly good show. 'Ta

>> No.11472536

>>11465214
Looks pretty good

>> No.11472558

>>11465214
>dont buy it
I could have told you that without ever trying it. Everything from BK is garbage. I would eat McDonalds long before I ever ate there.