/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11462257]

>butter basting a steak with a spoon
>without thinking stick the spoon in my mouth
>end up getting 2nd degree burns on my tounge and not being able to enjoy my meal

[Anonymous No.11462322]

>>11462257
ill butter baste you

[Anonymous No.11462329]

>>11462257
i do this when the spoon has cooled down. tastes amazing family

[Anonymous No.11462332]

>>11462322
Baste and butterpilled

[Anonymous No.11462334]

>boiling brown rice
>looks like it's getting close to done
>put thick metal spoon into pot
>scoop out some rice, drain the water, blow on it for a few seconds
>stick spoon in mouth
>scold tongue on spoon

>rice is nearly ready

[Anonymous No.11462362]

>scratching asshole through pajama pants
>can't get rid of the itch
>stick hand down the back and dig right in
>pull hand out and sniff finger
>soup's ready

[Anonymous No.11462372]

>>11462362
That's some strong cheese in that soup

[Anonymous No.11462639]

>have burned myself doing stuff like this so many times I can't even feel it anymore
>normies tremble in fear when I pick up pasta from boiling water with my bare hands

I'm a god

[Anonymous No.11462789]

>>11462329
you fatass, op was just doing it so he could hold the spoon in his mouth while he was moving stuff around or something, not to eat liquified butter.
god

[Anonymous No.11463089]

>>11462639
That's not how that works.

[Anonymous No.11463109]

stuff like this gibes me noghtmares, what if you develoo scar tissue on your tongue, permanently ruining your tastebuds??

[Anonymous No.11463137]

>>11463089
Yes it is, he naturally selected his skin cells to evolve into teflon. Stupid creationist cunt.

[Anonymous No.11463160]

>>11463089
It is tho. I can’t feel my fingers at all either. Although you’d have to be pretty dumb to lose feeling on your tongue

[Anonymous No.11463598]

>>11462322
Fucking got em

[Anonymous No.11463683]

>>11462322
first post baste post

[Anonymous No.11465809]

>>11462332

Underrated post.