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11456511 No.11456511 [Reply] [Original]

What's in the bottle the pink one is opening?

>> No.11456514

Ranch dressing.

>> No.11456517

>>11456511
ruuuanch dressin yall

>> No.11456540

>>11456511
A bottle of ranch. Should be Papa John's garlic dipping sauce.

>> No.11456550
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>>11456511
>>11456514

>> No.11456561

>>11456511
Huh, never noticed the skinny cuck in the corner behind the hippo guzzling the coke until now, after all these years. I wonder what it's like to be him.

Nice dubs btw

>> No.11456563
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>>11456511
Ranch. Hidden Valley

>> No.11456565
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>>11456511

>> No.11456569

>>11456550
Obsessed

>> No.11456578

>>11456569
Obese

>> No.11456587
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>>11456563
>he even knows the exact brand
holy kek fucking amerilols... you can't make this shit up

>> No.11456593

>>11456587
it's the original

>> No.11456598

>>11456511
Genetics

>> No.11456602

>>11456578
What an original post

>> No.11456609

>>11456602
Same to you

>> No.11456615

>>11456609
What bantz

>> No.11456622

>>11456615
Glad you like it.

>> No.11456661

>>11456569
You gotta admit man, we're pretty fucking retarded.

>> No.11456705

>>11456587
It's the first image in google

>> No.11456715
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>>11456661
>we
Don't lump me in with you fatties

>> No.11456724
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>>11456511
Jesus Christ

>> No.11456804

>>11456561
And I only just noticed the date in the corner, apparently this pic is only from 2011.
I could have sworn I've been seeing it since like, 2006.

>> No.11456810

>>11456511
Ranch nigga, ranch

>> No.11456825

>>11456804
time flies when you're a faggot

>> No.11456828

>>11456661
That's humanity in general, not just Americans. The very fact we're living in a first-world country means that, all things considered, we're not doing so bad compared to everyone else.

>> No.11456943

>>11456587
>Being familiar with a popular brand is the same as guzzling ranch

>> No.11457044
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>>11456661

>> No.11457049

>>11456550
I enjoy triggering 'murricans like the next guy, but the ones in OP's image look British.

>> No.11457208

>>11456511
Anybody who eats ranch with pizza should be euthenized. Children especially.
We gotta nip this gay shit in the bud now

>> No.11457209

>>11457049
>ranch dressing
>british
You're dreaming m8

>> No.11457255

>>11456511
Her genetics

>> No.11457276

>>11457049
Absolutely nothing in that picture looks British.

>> No.11458227

my wife drinks soda and eats her pizza with ranch. she's not obese or diabetic yet but i see it in her future. i'm literally going to have to stay in the military just so i can afford her medical care down the road. help me anons.

>> No.11458322

>>11456511
That poor skellington in the back.

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>>11456511
>4 liters of cola (one is bogarting directly from the bottle
>a pizza literally the width of the table (wtf where did you get this)
>only one bottle of ranch dressing for you fatties lol
The one in the back is morbidly obese. The one in the front just needs to die.

My favorite part is the fact that the box has to be held together with black re-enforced duct tape.

>> No.11458369

>>11456587
kek, you got me, this one was funny

>> No.11458379

Ranch on pizza is the best

>> No.11458685

>>11456563
This nectar of God once will safe humanity.

>> No.11458722
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>>11458339
There's this place, bonito's pizza, that makes a big ol pizza like that. Good times in high school.

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>>11456511
God I wish I could be in that room with them so I could take a piss right in the middle of their pizza.
Imagine the combined sound and smell of their anger.

>> No.11458948

>>11456511
Canola oil mixed with artificial flavors and dyes. Something that no human being should be eating that is designed only to make your mouth feel good.

>> No.11459110

>>11458227
man that pussy was so worth it, huh?

>> No.11459125

Imagine eating their shit

>> No.11459180

>>11456511
genetics

>> No.11459196

Just think about the fact they're married.

>> No.11459202

>>11456511
Liquid fat.

>> No.11459367

>>11456561
Wow, me too

>> No.11459407
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>>11459125
haha that would be funny haha
degenerate

>> No.11459433

>>11456828

But compared to other first-world countries you are.

Faggot.

>> No.11459437
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>>11458339
I ordered a couple of pizzas like this for a kegger I had at my house.

Between 40 people shit was gone in like 20-30 minutes.

>> No.11459464

>>11458948
It's not canola oil - it's vegetable (soy). Rapeseed is too expensive.

>> No.11459496

>>11456661
False flag

>> No.11459623

>>11456661
>how do you do, fellow muricans

>> No.11459636

>>11459496
Maybe. It's accurate though.

>> No.11459676

>>11456550
Brush your teeth

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>>11456825

>> No.11459705

>>11459676
I do. You better too with all the ungodly amounts of sugar you mash into them despite the fact you probably already had diabetes since being obese your entire life starting in kindergarten.

>> No.11459756

>>11456511
Heh bet they voted for Trump

>> No.11460476

>>11456517
>>11456514
Nothing could be more fitting.

>> No.11460530
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>>11459756
Damn straight, fattest president since our absolute unit Taft, and he signed an executive order declaring fat shaming and small hand ridiculing illegal.

>> No.11460541

>>11456511
In a few years when the Chinese invade, at night they will drag people like this into the streets at night and roast them alive for dinner...

>> No.11460547
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>>11456550
oc

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>>11456563
Looks like Wishbone tbqh

>> No.11460599

>>11460547
I don’t get it

>> No.11460822

>>11459433
>other first-world countries
There are no other first-world countries, euroshitter. Enjoy your refugees.

>> No.11460942

>>11456561
HOLY FUCK how have i never noticed?

>> No.11460998

/america/ thread?

https://youtu.be/u4zw99VsoMA

>> No.11461051

>>11460998
I don't understand why people let themselves get this way
like do they not ever sit and realize how fucking fat and awful it is to be this way?

>> No.11461055

>>11456514
Is she going to put it on a salad out of frame?

>> No.11461059

>>11459196
To what, insulin?

>> No.11461066

>>11460998
>9 years ago

Very good chance she's dead now

>> No.11461078

>>11461066
she isnt, she still makes vids im pretty sure

>> No.11461081

>>11461066
Nvmd there's another active channel. Still, heart attack waiting to happen if it hasn't already.

>> No.11461086

>>11456511
Ranch.

>> No.11461088

>>11461051
I assume it's because it's a series of bad decisions that accumulate over time until fat fuck. they don't see long term.
>Should I eat these egg rolls right now and feel good for a bit even though it's not good for me? fuck it

>> No.11461092

>>11461051
no, they don't. they grow up with this lifestyle just like skinny people grow up with theirs.

>> No.11461119

>>11456511
Anybody remember that chick from Florida that she got so fat that she became infused to her couch? Her family was enabling her.
This is a weird story, weird and true.

I don't like this link but it serves it's purpose. I think they have he date wrong, unless there was another which wouldn't surprise me.

https://www.unbelievable-facts.com/2014/03/480-pound-woman-dies-after-being-stuck.html

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>>11456511

>> No.11461126

>>11457049
Did poor lil baby eurofag not get to trigger a yank today? pewhaps it needs it's wittle bottle?

>> No.11461134

>>11461092
And you're a medical expert?

>> No.11461144

>>11461126
>pewhaps it needs it's wittle bottle?
Whoa now anon that would require a license

>> No.11461148

>>11460998
After 2 minutes she can't stop panting

>> No.11461149

>>11461119
>Florida
Of course

>> No.11461166

>>11461055
Oh, sweetie...no.
She's going to pour it all over the pizza.
Then devour it like a hog loose in a corn crib.

>> No.11461177

>>11461166
I wonder what happens to the utensils they sometimes devour. Are they destroyed or passed?

>> No.11461231

>>11461177
They hide them and pizza slices in their folds of fat just in case no enabler is around to make a full meal for them.
Some of them shit them out, ready for a new day.

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>>11461177
Let them get big enough and they'll start devouring subway cars like Godzilla.

>> No.11461244
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"But i only ate a couple of slices and a coke" tells her doctor "my thyroid"

>> No.11461247

>>11461242
Like goldfish, they will grow as large as their environment allows.

>> No.11461249

>>11461244
Maybe she has big bones?

>> No.11461251

>>11456511
People drinking suicide water. Enjoy your rotten teeth and fat bellies..

>> No.11461268

>>11461244
A diet coke to be "healthy."

>> No.11461278

>>11461249
I'm no scientist but do bones get fat?

>> No.11461287
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11461287

>>11456511
It could be blue cheese.

>> No.11461291

>>11461278
hahaha, hell all if I know.

>> No.11461292

>>11461278
If you grow up fat your bones will be thicker and compensate for the increased weight but once you stop growing they can only handle so much before they snap

>> No.11461294

>>11461292
>they can only handle so much before they snap
/ourbones/

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11461299

>>11461292
So a chink becomes a chunk?

>> No.11461303
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>>11461299
big time

>> No.11461340

>>11461244
Fucking americans

>> No.11461346

alright whatever you say fucking yuros
but ranch dressing is an amazing pizza dip and i refuse to let you ruin that

>> No.11461486

>>11457208
Kids I went to school with did this, fucking barbaric.

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No surprise Americans shart so much if this is what they're eating.

>> No.11461542

>>11461534
Now this is a webm I can sink my teeth into.
Sauce?

>> No.11461564

>>11461534
Was this a prank, bro?

>> No.11461567

>>11461534
i need to know

>> No.11461572

>>11456565
wwhy shrek is piss

>> No.11461573
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>>11461534
What in the god damn?

>> No.11461577
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>>11461534
>shart meme
Ahh yes I remeber 2016

>> No.11461589

>>11461534
wow i'm glad i don't need to clean that up

>> No.11461597

>>11461589
nm, it's fake.

still wouldn't want to clean up the fake mess though

>> No.11461604

>>11461597
>it's fake
No shit, retard

>> No.11461609

>>11461534
>Janitor has left the server

>> No.11461611

>>11456578
lol btfo

>> No.11461647

>>11456563
Godly

>> No.11461651

>>11458930
Oof boy that is nasty

>> No.11461665

>>11456578
Cringe

>> No.11461856

>>11461604
Yeah, thats what he was implying.

>> No.11461864

>>11461856
Just emphasising

>> No.11461900
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>>11456511
BASED AND RANCHPILLED

>> No.11461902

>>11461900
Check and kek but imagine smell

>> No.11462069

>>11461665
Yeah agreed, seeing amerilard fatasses in public usually does make me cringe.

>> No.11462093

>>11461572
#italiano

>> No.11462097

>>11462069
Seething. Work on your banter

>> No.11462103

>>11462097
Work on your body fat percentage.

>> No.11462168

>>11456511
I wonder if they have jobs, otherwise how do they get the money to maintain their lifestyle.

>> No.11462185

>>11461340
That's a Brit, Anglard.

>> No.11462194

>>11462103
Exactly

>> No.11462210
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>>11461534
what the fuck is going on here

>> No.11462215

>>11461244
in awe at this lass's permabulk

>> No.11462217

>>11462210
It's from a fictional tv show

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>>11456563
>>11460551
You're both wrong. It's the buttermilk variety of Hidden Valley. You can see the edge of the buttermilk label sticking out.

>> No.11462365

>>11456825
My sides

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>>11461287
No. The ultra fat women are almost always into the ranch. Something I've known since middle school watching a fat girl eat ranch with a spoon/finger.

>> No.11462389

in certain areas pizza without ranch is a sin. Around here it's the default sauce selection that comes with the pizza and breadsticks

>> No.11462411

>>11458227
Most military wives I know are fat soul-sucking money-wasting sacks of shit so looks like you are right on target soldier. She's going to buy a shitty little white fluff dog that shits on your floor while she's out at the bar hitting on guys for free drinks.

>> No.11462476

>>11456715
>>11456511
damn, i want a giant pizza now.