cooking for females

[Anonymous No.11456067]

you get one meal to impress your date
doesnt have to be a "get laid" dish, but it just has to impress her. go

[Anonymous No.11456072]

>>11456067
Tacos. Girls(male) love tacos.

[Anonymous No.11456075]

I recently made a Thai green curry. She really liked it. The next date we went to her place and she made polenta.

And then she broke it off because lolreasons

[Anonymous No.11456085]

>>11456067
Carbonara.
GF digs that shit.

[Anonymous No.11456090]

eggs

[Anonymous No.11456091]

>>11456067
rip frozen doggo

[Anonymous No.11456093]

>>11456067
Clams Casino and Bananas Foster flambe.

[Anonymous No.11456095]

Scrambled eggs, hashrowns, and biscuits with sausage gravy.

[Anonymous No.11456098]

For me it's the McChicken™ the best fast food sandwich!

[Anonymous No.11456161]

med rare coffee rubbed filet
boursin cheese garlic mashed potatos
haricot vert
poached egg on filet
hollandaise sauce

cognac cream on mashed pots

SEND ITTT

[Anonymous No.11456234]

This is my go to date meal to impress. And it's great because it's meatless which a lot of them bitches don't eat these days, but it does have cheese which they seem to fucking love more than anything.

Ricotta and spinach stuffed cannelloni. I make the pasta from scratch, make a tomato sauce and a bechamel. Stuff the pasta with ricotta and spinach, put it into a baking dish with tomato sauce and a top later of bechamel with some mozzarella on top. Bake it till the cheese on top turns golden brown.

I serve a simple salad in the beginning, if it's summer I go for fennel and pear. In spring and early fall I'd make a caesar salad. If it's cold outside I'd serve soup first, something quick and simple, creamy, cauliflower or mushroom, depending on the girl.

Dessert would be a simple chocolate mousse with some whipped cream added on top and maybe some chocolate covered strawberries. If I'm lazy it would just be ice cream.

[Anonymous No.11456239]

My dick

I'm a virgin btw if that matters

also I'm gay

[Anonymous No.11456648]

I call it ocean combo number 69, then I'll tell her it smells just like her pussy

[Anonymous No.11456650]

I'd tell her to eat all the eggs

[Anonymous No.11456662]

>>11456161
not a fan of mashed potatoes scooped like cream

[Anonymous No.11456671]

Anything from J McFaddens Six Seasons

[Anonymous No.11456686]

>>11456067
For me, it's the egg. The only food i can cook

[Anonymous No.11456695]

deconstructed water

[Anonymous No.11456697]

>>11456686
why are you here

[Anonymous No.11456698]

>>11456697
Man's gotta eat

[Anonymous No.11456699]

Tenderloin medaillons in peppercorn sauce. Both easy and fast, super delicious and you get to flambé which is always good for a show. Maybe mashed potatoes from instant powder on the side because wtf why not
Alton Brown has a good recipe on the medaillons.

[Anonymous No.11456701]

>cooking to impress a woman

cooking is the females job. Your job is to foot the fucking bill.

[Anonymous No.11456702]

>>11456699
Mashed potatoes are the easiest fucking shit, there's no reason to ever do instant

[Anonymous No.11456703]

>>11456701
Virgin

[Anonymous No.11456716]

>>11456697
To talk about McChickens

[Anonymous No.11456726]

Deens on toast

[Anonymous No.11456742]

>>11456701
says who?

[Anonymous No.11456766]

carbonara
girls love carbshit

[Anonymous No.11456777]

>>11456701
>cooking is the females job
Sure, if you want your food cooked to a sub-par standard.

[Anonymous No.11457106]

>>11456067
Pasta. My pasta is amazing.

[Anonymous No.11457455]

>>11456234
>creamy, cauliflower or mushroom, depending on the girl.
What

[Anonymous No.11457482]

>>11456067
A large bowl of hard boiled eggs

[Anonymous No.11457498]

>>11456766
>carbonara
>carbs
At last I truly see

[Anonymous No.11457514]

A salad with ginger dressing with sushi. I usually use veges, cooked shrimp or cooked chicken with the sushi. Sometimes I’ll do a sushi rice bowl just because it’s easier. If I do a sushi rice bowl I’ll also make homemade spicy mayo which is impressive and great for Instagram even though it’s just sour cream, sriracha, and lime.
>omg anon you can make sushi??
>omg anon you can make that orange dressing? It’s my favorite!
>physically guiding her on how to roll a sushi roll
Feelsfoodman.jpg

[Anonymous No.11457517]

>>11457514
Pic related of a sushi rice bowl. It’s so much better than restaurants because I actually know how to season the rice too. Sorry if the pic comes out sideways.

[Anonymous No.11458046]

>>11456067
>impress
sea food
>get laid
pasta

[Anonymous No.11458071]

>>11456648
ew what's that anon?
I don't like fish teehe

[Anonymous No.11458156]

>>11456662
me neither it reminds of like, cafeteria food or something

[Anonymous No.11459058]

>>11457517

you're supposed to jizz on/in the girl after dinner not before on the plate. Though I respect other cultures.

[Anonymous No.11459066]

>>11456067
impressions lead to accountability

[Anonymous No.11459089]

>>11456067
SHE should impress you you fucking retard.
If you want to cook, cook for yourself the day before and eat what's left in front of her letting her just taste it. no need to fatten her up

[Anonymous No.11459136]

>>11457455
Many people don't like mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.11459203]

>>11456072
Not true, every femboy and trap i've dated liked french stuff and hates mex/texmex.

[Anonymous No.11459224]

>>11456067
Fried eggs, bacon, and hash browns the morning after. She was already impressed by my sausage the night before, if you get my meaning here brother.

[Anonymous No.11460296]

>calling girls/women "females"
I don't think they like that anon. It comes off as objectifying, or a little queer

[Anonymous No.11460310]

>>11459089
>No need to fatten her up
Strongly disagree

[Anonymous No.11460482]

Make Chicken Tikka Masala for my wife on our 4th date. We are about to have our 3rd kid, so it worked out.

[Anonymous No.11461818]

>>11457517
cooked shrimp a sushi rice bowl does not make

looks delicious anon but lets not be deceitful

[Anonymous No.11461826]

>>11457517
also I'd trash the rice for less cooked greens and some more chipotle dressing/oil because 2018 stop eating carbs and also fancier

though i've found females keep being hungry so i guess if it's for them yeah put it big fat pile for them

[Anonymous No.11462483]

>>11459203
I wonder why that is you fucking idiot. Why would a gay cunt want to eat something that's gonna turn their ass into erupting sewage dump when they're expecting a cock shoved up there.

[Anonymous No.11462521]

>>11456067
carbonara or cacio

[Anonymous No.11462594]

>>11462483
I don't understand the rage here.


>>11459224
Yea this always goes over well the morning after. A little fruit at the end of the meal can make it feel not so heavy if they're into that sort of thing

Debone a whole chicken, stuff roll and roast. Gets em every time.

[Anonymous No.11462675]

>>11456067
>making a meal for a creature that will steal half my shit if I marry her

no thanks at most you should only ever give a women your cock and that's it

[Anonymous No.11462682]

>>11456701
The absolute state if this board

[Anonymous No.11462757]

>>11456067
Literally anything that tastes good. Most girls nowadays don't know shot about coming so any sign of competence will impress them.

[Anonymous No.11462777]

>>11457517
just make sure to never cook this for a japanese girl

[Anonymous No.11462923]

>>11456701
> Your job is to foot the fucking bill.

why?

[Anonymous No.11462930]

>>11457517
looks like garbage

[Anonymous No.11462933]

>>11462923
Don't you feel that urge to hunt and gather?

[Anonymous No.11462940]

>>11456067
Cute doggo!

[Anonymous No.11462943]

>>11457482
>>>11456067 (OP)
>A large bowl of hard boiled eggs
Why are you doing this.jpg

[Anonymous No.11462957]

>>11462933
nah, only urges i get are to eat, sleep, drink alcohol and fuck.

So again, why should a guy pay? all women bring to the table is pussy, while guys bring everything else, why make men pay on top of that?

[Anonymous No.11463075]

>>11456067
>impress her

spotted dick

[Anonymous No.11463087]

>>11459203
>every femboy and trap i've dated
Filthy profligate