/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11450421]

Food that I should avoid while keeping this movember stash nice?

[Anonymous No.11450430]

say goodbye to buffalo wings unless you want to smell like toilet du Franks all day.

[Anonymous No.11450431]

just stick to your regular diet of 100% soylent and you'll be fine

[Anonymous No.11450455]

>tfw my movember stach keeps tickling my boyfriend's dick so he laughs and ends up slapping me in my face over and over with his schlong when I'm just trying to keep it in my mouth to tease it to ejaculation and swallow his unusually big loads

[Anonymous No.11450468]

>>11450455
haha we've all been there senpai

[Anonymous No.11450498]

>>11450455
Aww. That's cute..

[Anonymous No.11450504]

>>11450455
>boyfriend's dick

[Anonymous No.11450614]

>stash
spot the short bus retard.

[Anonymous No.11450766]

>>11450421
I have had a full beard and a big ass mustache for awhile now so I'll give you a few pointers.
most things will be fine, I found myself using a straw with drinks that have ice, any shit like frothy coffee/mocha drinks will be messy. s'mores will fuck your shit up something fierce. wings and BBQ are doable, I am a neat eater anyway so I'm always wiping my mouth with a napkin after every bite regardless of a beard, worst case scenario if you feel messy when you finish eating go to the bathroom and rinse your mustache off in the sink, takes two seconds to rinse it off and dry it. I will say again, s'mores have been the most fucked up thing I've eaten with a beard/mustache,melted marshmallow and hair is a bad combination

[Anonymous No.11450769]

>>11450504
I m-mean girlfriend's

[Anonymous No.11450784]

>>11450421
who the fuck is this handsome beast