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Perfection.

>> No.11445506
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>>11445495
>overcooked yolks
>bacon swimming in grease
>pepper too coarse
>ketchup diarrhea
you need to amend your definition of perfection

>> No.11445513
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11445513

> ketchup on eggs

>> No.11445517

>brown on eggs

Stopped reading there.

>> No.11445519

>>11445513
>full English breakfast
>whole tomatoes with your eggs
>omg le best thing ever

>American breakfast
>tomatoes made into a paste and sweetened a bit with your eggs
>omg what’s wrong with you?!
Kill yourself my man.

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>>11445495
>yolks firm but runny
>bacon crisp but juicy
>pepper coarse enough to actually taste it
>ketchup just on the side to compliment the whites

very good anon, your coffee looks shit though

>> No.11445528

>>11445495
It looks like you put margarine on your toast and it wasn't warm when you put it on.

>> No.11445534

>>11445519
what the fuck are you trying to imply here? I don't like tomatoes on my eggs period.

>> No.11445537

>>11445517
racist

>> No.11445541

>>11445519
>sweetened
>a bit
get a load of this fatass manchild

>> No.11445543

>>11445519
don't care for the sweetness to be honest

>> No.11445562

>>11445495
>no baked beans
>ketchup
>shit coffee
Still a way to go, kid.

>> No.11445586

>>11445519
The tomatoes are fried in the full English, changes the taste, you know

>> No.11445591

>>11445586
do bongs like tomatillos?

>> No.11445615

>>11445591
I wouldn't know. Will try it sometime.

>> No.11445640

>>11445562
>beans
fuck off

>> No.11445641

>>11445495
>peaches on a literal mountain of butter
Fatfuck OP detected

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>>11445495
too dry

>> No.11445652

>>11445641
What the fuck are you talking about

>> No.11445665

>>11445652
The fucking full day’s worth of calories at the bottom of OP amerilard’s plate

>> No.11445669

>>11445665
You mean the eggs you fucking idiot?

>> No.11445677

>>11445669
Not the egg sandwich. God, is this the only way americans will eat fruit?

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>>11445641
>>11445665
>>11445677
you fucking what?

>> No.11445732

>>11445519
>>tomatoes made into a paste and sweetened a bit
Amerilards can't enjoy tomatoes w/o mixing it 50/50 with HFCS, lol!

>>11445495
Now you know that's just a mid-morning snack, mutt.

>> No.11445958

>>11445495
>no hashed potatoes
>period juice on eggs
>not black coffee
Shit/10 desu

>> No.11445970

>>11445495
>ketchup
>bacon either undrained or worse glazed in some syrup bullshit
>egg visibly overcooked
Yeah if you are pure white trash.

>> No.11445977

>>11445519
>ketchup
>sweeted a bit
Do me a favour and read the nutritional label on ketchup.

>> No.11446105

>>11445586
Youre meant to grill them geeza

>> No.11446266

>>11445519
>cant tell the difference between ketchup and a tomato

a prime example of a dumb fat american

>> No.11446299

>>11445958

This x100

>> No.11446309

Perfect except for the ketchup. The fuck is wrong with you? Would be forgivable if you had some hash on the plate but noooo. Fuck you

>> No.11446311

>egg whites aren't foamy with crispy brown edges from cooking the eggs in the leftover bubbling bacon grease instead of butter