/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11445119]

>love coffee
>it makes me anxious, gives me stomach cramps

What do bros? Is there no way for me to enjoy coffee?

[Anonymous No.11445126]

Decaf.

[Anonymous No.11445147]

>>11445119
I love it too but stopped drinking it for the same reason. It really messed up my gut flora for a while. Tea seems to be okay, and you can make it a little stronger to match the strength of coffee if you really want to. Doesn't seem to cause issues for me like coffee does. Maybe you could find a low acidity variety.

>>11445126
I still got horrible diarrhea from decaf.

[Anonymous No.11445163]

>>11445119
Try ice coffee / cold press / whatever they fucking call it

[Anonymous No.11445227]

>>11445119
strengthen your gut flora... get used to eating fairly potently pro-biotic shit and you will get fewer headaches in your tummy in general.

[Anonymous No.11445232]

20 bucks say an asian did this shit

[Anonymous No.11445239]

>>11445232
If an asian did it, it would be perfect, or you would see them in the background stabbing themselves in the stomach with a sword.

[Anonymous No.11445244]

Stop being a little bitch.

[Anonymous No.11445279]

>>11445119
>gives me stomach cramps
Use non-dairy creamer because you're lactose intolerant.

[Anonymous No.11445284]

>>11445147
>I still got horrible diarrhea from decaf.
>>11445279

[Anonymous No.11445510]

OP, buy some L-Theanine & add it to the coffee. I have the same issue as you unless I do this. I bought it in powder form so I just dissolve a small measure in the drink (it's available in pill form too).

Hope it helps!

[Anonymous No.11445516]

>>11445119
buy coffee flavored stuff

[Anonymous No.11445566]

What you need is something that slows gut motility before you drink, like codeine.

[Anonymous No.11445577]

>>11445284
I can drink a quart of milk and feel fine. I'm not lactose intolerant.

[Anonymous No.11445614]

>>11445577
Except you are.

[Anonymous No.11446406]

>>11445126
>Still get heart palpitations from decaf

Fuck cawfee

[Anonymous No.11446608]

>>11445279

>tfw can drink milk just fine
>creamer makes my stomach act up a bit

It might just be shit creamer though, I dunno. I'll just drink it with a bit of sugar I guess.

[Anonymous No.11446640]

>>11445147
>>11445119
Dark roast, counter intuitively, is easier on the stomach and less acidic than medium or light. Try it out next time

[Anonymous No.11446642]

>>11445119
Take theanine with coffee to kill the anxiety

[Anonymous No.11446664]

>>11445614
no u

[Anonymous No.11446685]

>>11446406
I used to love coffee, but then I started having colon problems, quit caffeine and it's getting better but damn do I miss coffee.

[Anonymous No.11446696]

Coffee used to give me anxiety but I take a xanax bar and 20mg oxy when I wake up now, so try that.

[Anonymous No.11446701]

>>11446685
and somewhere out there someone misses your colon. It is like a fucking Disney song.

[Anonymous No.11446772]

>>11445119
Make your own cold brew
it's easy as shit, you will be a pro in no time if you have even the smallest amount of /ck/ inclination
You can control the strength accurately since it's typically made in large batches, also has less acid in it, easier on the stomach

>start with coarse ground beans
>1/5 cup of beans per 1 cup of water
>pour water into beans
>stick it in the fridge
>16-48 hours later remove it
>filter out grounds with cheese cloth

adjust the beans to water ratio and chill time until you have a brew you enjoy

[Anonymous No.11446795]

>>11445119

Hey OP try cold brew. It's really gentle on my stomach. As for the anxiety... Try taking theanine chews. It's the natural relaxing compound in green tea. It should help

[Anonymous No.11448099]

>>11445119
>he doesn't drink AT LEAST 4 cups at a time
???????

[Anonymous No.11448388]

>>11448099
What does that say? I can't read cursive

[Anonymous No.11448464]

>>11448388
is that an autism joke or something

[Anonymous No.11448499]

>>11446608
>Love coffee
>Add milk or sugar
Pick one and only one.

[Anonymous No.11448547]

>>11448464
Not joking, I can't read it.

[Anonymous No.11448596]

>>11448547
No empty
No talky
n_n

[Anonymous No.11448840]

>>11448499

I don't love black coffee though. Objectively tastes like shit and only people with self esteem issues get mad when other people add creamer and sugar.

[Anonymous No.11448914]

>>11445119

[Anonymous No.11448918]

>>11448388
>I can’t read cursive
Kill yourself please

[Anonymous No.11448946]

>>11448388
>I can’t read cursive
Kill yourself please

[Anonymous No.11448980]

>>11448918
>>11448946
Oh get over it, they don't teach it at my school anymore

[Anonymous No.11449124]

>>11448840
>objectively
The new "literally"

[Anonymous No.11449134]

>>11448388
That's not even really cursive. Just faggoty writing.

[Anonymous No.11449808]

>>11445119
Slurp up the coffee and keep it in your cheeks for the rest of the day, with just enough space to speak, swallow and refill small amounts at a time over the day.
It is a good strategy

[Anonymous No.11449828]

The anxiety must be the caffeine, and the stomach cramps might just be a bad diet combined with coffee being a diuretic.

>>11449808
Also this

[Anonymous No.11449834]

>>11448840
Only nigga ITT speaking the truth. I drink black coffee but coffee with milk is not the outrage people make it seem to be.

[Anonymous No.11449977]

>>11448840
>Objectively tastes like shit
That's actually true, though. No one tastes coffee, whiskey, or beer and goes "Mmmmm". Initial reaction is to retch and force it down. "Acquired taste" doesn't make something good. You just force yourself into liking it. Same can be said for fetishes.

[Anonymous No.11449987]

>>11448946
No one uses cursive because this isn't the fucking 1700's where you need to quickly scrape a feather across your paper as quickly as possible before the shit dries out. No one even sins their name in cursive except old retarded people. Everyone just scribbles the vague shape of letters or even just incorherent scribbling. What a useless way of writing.

[Anonymous No.11450073]

>>11445119
Don't drink coffee on an empty stomach
Reduce the size or strength of your coffee
Drink plenty of water throughout the day
Drink coffee everyday so you get used to it

[Anonymous No.11450127]

>>11449977
You sound like a couple of fart-sniffers. Some people are wired to like bitter things, fuck off with your "my taste is good taste" bitch shit.

[Anonymous No.11451012]

>>11449977
Its called broadening your horizons and it can lead to new ways to enjoy life. I'm sure your parents will be able to help you.

[Anonymous No.11451035]

>>11449977
a fetish literally is something you need to experience to get off, something not inherently sexual that you find sexual
it's not a merit badge, it's a shame

[Anonymous No.11451044]

>>11451035
You fucking retard that's the point? Also just because you NEED the fetish doesn't mean that they're not acquired by exposure

[Anonymous No.11451143]

>>11446406
Chiya pls go