/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11443038]

*ruins your burger*

[Anonymous No.11443056]

>>11443038
Yeah, I'm a faggot too. I love pickled peppers and all that jazz, but even just it sitting on the burger and having the juice soak up into the bun is unpleasant to me. Maybe some day I can appreciate all the accouterments...

[Anonymous No.11443062]

It makes burger better, buddy.

[Anonymous No.11443064]

>>11443038
You know it's funny. Back when I was a picky little kid I used to hate most shit on burgers.
Lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, onions. But pickles were the one thing I always liked.
I eventually learned to love everything else. Even onions though that one took awhile.

[Anonymous No.11443066]

>>11443038
>038▶
>>>11443056 >>11443064
>ruins your orange chicken

[Anonymous No.11443068]

>>11443064
onions r the only thing that belong on a simple cheese burger kys stupid

[Anonymous No.11443069]

>>11443064
garbage

[Anonymous No.11443073]

>>11443038
Huh?

[Anonymous No.11443086]

>>11443064
Raw onions don't belong anywhere. Always fried or grilled.

[Anonymous No.11443090]

>>11443086
That’s not true at all.

[Anonymous No.11443775]

pickles are the second best thing on the burger after the beef
if sth ruins the burger its the bread, kid

[Anonymous No.11443819]

>>11443069
>posting you'reselve

[Anonymous No.11443884]

>>11443038
*ruins everything except lettuce wraps*
even then it's the worst part about lettuce wraps

[Anonymous No.11443905]

ITT: picky little shit children

[Anonymous No.11443918]

People only pretend to like this because they're obsessed with being seen as "mature". But shit is shit.

[Anonymous No.11443936]

>>11443086
I prefer raw onion on my burger.

from bottom to top:
>burger
>cheese
>raw onion
>thin slice of tomato
>leaf of lettuce
>pickles
>mustard, ketchup and mayo

[Anonymous No.11443942]

>>11443936
How do you even taste the hamburger through all that?
I like all that stuff, but not on hamburger. something cheap, like bologna

[Anonymous No.11443952]

>>11443942
I don't know, I just like a lot of veggies on my burger. I'm the only one in the family that eats it that way.

[Anonymous No.11443958]

>>11443918
>People only pretend to like this because they're obsessed with being seen as "mature"
has anyone ever said this about anything and been correct

[Anonymous No.11443970]

>>11443918
what in the fuck you mean

[Anonymous No.11443998]

>>11443086
oh so you're that faggot who makes the workers at McDonalds grill your onions
fuck you

[Anonymous No.11444001]

>>11443918
>Onions
>Shit

Pick one

[Anonymous No.11444356]

>>11443952
You're not a weirdo, that's as standard a burger as they come. That guy is just an aspie.

[Anonymous No.11444357]

>>11443038
Underage faggot.

[Anonymous No.11444378]

>>11443998
I don't "make you", paco, you offer them so I ask for them.

[Anonymous No.11444384]

>>11444356
>it's assburgers to want to taste the meat instead of .10 cent condiments
oh

[Anonymous No.11444395]

>>11444384
How shitty/thin is your burger patty if a few condiments overpower it's taste? They're there to compliment and add texture to the burger. If that's all you're tasting, something has gone wrong with your burger.

[Anonymous No.11444396]

>>11444384
I'm the guy that likes veggies on his burger, I don't think there's anything wrong with the way you eat your burger. Thank God we can assemble our own burgers when they come off the grill. You don't want to throw a whole bunch of shit on yours, cool, I'm not the one eating it. You're not eating mine.

[Anonymous No.11444402]

>>11443905
*unzips dick*
Heh, chew on this big boi

[Anonymous No.11444408]

>>11443038
Do you like penises entering your asshole?

[Anonymous No.11444449]

>>11443918
This, every other thing you put on a burger tastes fine on its own but I guarantee fucking 0 of the people caping for this shit veggie would ever just eat a raw onion, that alone speaks to how garbage it is.

[Anonymous No.11444560]

>>11443905
Yeah my bad, I realize it must be hard for you and the other fast food wagies to understand what "no pickles" means.

[Anonymous No.11444689]

>>11443086
Have you tried really thin sliced onions? They're milder and don't burn your mouth when you eat them, even if you use the same amount as a thick slice. Same thing with finely minced raw onion vs big chopped pieces. Onion has to be cut properly for it to be enjoyable raw.

[Anonymous No.11444692]

>>11444449
>every other thing you put on a burger tastes fine on its own
Try eating raw flour.

Actually don't, because most flour isn't pasteurized and it can make you sick if you eat it raw, and I care about you and don't want that to happen, but I did it once as a kid and it tastes pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.11444694]

in middle school there was burgers for lunch every day if you wanted them, I always loaded them up (a ridiculous ammount) of the bread and butter pickles, was pissed when they had dill out instead, loved it when they had both, everyone always thought I was so fucking strange for doing it, but I made that burger BULGING with pickles.

[Anonymous No.11444699]

>>11443918
I eat it with almost everything. even when nobody is looking.

[Anonymous No.11444702]

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

[Anonymous No.11445349]

>>11444357
You're never too young to dislike vinegar. Believe it or not, pickeling is not preserving. Pickeling is rotting. Vinegar is /literally/ nature's way of telling you that something is rotten and only subhumans would continue eating anyway.

[Anonymous No.11445377]

>>11444357
>>11443958

[Anonymous No.11445382]

>>11443936
BASED BURGER
BASED CONSTRUCTION

[Anonymous No.11445484]

>>11443952
If I don't have a burger with lots of veggies, I miss the crunch

[Anonymous No.11445549]

>>11445349
>You're never too young to dislike vinegar
But you can definitely be too old to dislike vinegar.

[Anonymous No.11445572]

>>11443038
>*ruins your burger*
FTFY