Coaties

[Anonymous No.11442517]

Coastie and proud.
Fuck you, you inbred fly-over scumbags

[Anonymous No.11442525]

>>11442517
huh?

[Anonymous No.11442543]

>>11442525
based

[Anonymous No.11442549]

>>11442525
absolutely based Huh? poster

[Anonymous No.11442556]

>>11442543
>>11442549
are you both holding huh's dick

[Anonymous No.11442557]

>>11442517
Ruining this country on a daily basis

[Anonymous No.11442570]

>>11442517
Of all the food trucks you could post it HAD to be the fucking Muslim one
Cringe and bluepilled

[Anonymous No.11442573]

>>11442556
based

[Anonymous No.11442575]

>>11442517
As a coastie I have great respect for new Englanders and Southerners, great cultural and culinary traditions. The Midwest is worthless garbage though. Fuck flyovers. What a cultural wasteland.

[Anonymous No.11442578]

>>11442575
Good, stay out.

[Anonymous No.11442579]

>>11442570
he's very proud of muslims treatment of women and gays.

[Anonymous No.11442582]

>>11442578
Man flyovers are pathetic. Fuck off faggot, it goes without saying we don't wanna go to your Walmart based towns.

[Anonymous No.11442584]

>>11442517
TFW you remember gas chambers were a good idea

[Anonymous No.11442585]

why do coasties get so assblasted when you don't take them seriously?

[Anonymous No.11442601]

>>11442585
Why wouldn't a king get annoyed when an unwashed peasant doesn't realize he's speaking to royalty?

[Anonymous No.11442604]

>>11442582
Good, then we're in agreement.

[Anonymous No.11442609]

>>11442601
You didn't answer the question

[Anonymous No.11442613]

>>11442604
Yeah I suppose. Btw enjoy our lower class leftovers who can't afford to live here anymore :)

[Anonymous No.11442622]

>>11442613
Will do, please don't ever spread out and ruin more places with your mere existence.

[Anonymous No.11442624]

>>11442525
can i get based too, anon?

[Anonymous No.11442626]

>>11442609
Yes I did!

[Anonymous No.11442628]

Tfw all fly overs will slowly die of opiates and lack of opportunity as the market leaves them behind year after year

[Anonymous No.11442631]

[Anonymous No.11442634]

>>11442613
This is why I'm moving to Arizona and assimilating. You're all such classist, elitist, self-righteous pieces of shit.

[Anonymous No.11442636]

>>11442628
>mfw coasties starve to death in overcrowded food deserts, while flyovers have so much food it literally grows on trees, and we wont share it

[Anonymous No.11442639]

>>11442628
Bro they can get jobs as plumbers and truck stop cashiers and go home to their wood panel houses and fat potato faced wives.

[Anonymous No.11442648]

>>11442636
Bro the only people who can afford to live in cities will be Richie's, the poor will be forced to relocate to flyoverville and everyone will be happy :)

[Anonymous No.11442649]

>>11442639
sounds based

[Anonymous No.11442651]

>>11442636
Oh yeah I almost forgot if the opiates don't get you the heart disease most certainly will.

[Anonymous No.11442652]

>>11442517
Coastie here. Professional, licensed in my faggot coastie libtard state.Want to move back to midwest. Fuck you OP. Plz die of cancer

[Anonymous No.11442658]

>>11442652
You're not a coastie if you're from the Midwest that's called being a transplant.

[Anonymous No.11442660]

>>11442517
This is culture
>Buys mystery meat from a streetcart
>Deftly steps around urine puddle
>Ignores homeless man laying against storefront
>Takes detour around construction
>Avoids eye contact with everyone
>Walks into secure apt complex after swiping ID
>Consumes food in $2000/month 2 bedroom converted to 4 walk in closet
>Ignores the sounds of kids yelling in apt above you and people fucking in the room below

[Anonymous No.11442668]

>>11442575
>>11442578
>>11442582
>>11442604

Fucking kek you got blown out here mate

[Anonymous No.11442681]

>Tfw you bully flyovers and get them into a tizzy for your enjoyment but you secretly adore the basic minded easily overwhelmed simpletons

[Anonymous No.11442682]

>people who will never, ever reproduce attempting to justify their meaningless life of conspicuous consumption

When you hang yourself in your closet, the only thing anybody will care about is who gets your apartment.

[Anonymous No.11442685]

>>11442660
the more brown people you let surround you, the more enlightened you become (as long as there's barbed wire fences between you).

[Anonymous No.11442686]

>>11442668
I can't agree with that considering I have no clue who you're talking about

[Anonymous No.11442691]

>>11442570
They're all Muslim. Have you ever been to NYC?

[Anonymous No.11442700]

>>11442601
>a king
more like a cring tbqh

[Anonymous No.11442712]

The most "meh" trolls are the ones who are just trying to get told off for whatever reason. Ohhhh woooooooow, you're really breaking new ground getting shit all over by everyone. Pretty cool!

[Anonymous No.11442716]

>>11442658
Good that I'm not a faggot coastie then according to your Down Syndrome logic

[Anonymous No.11442717]

>>11442686
The coastie guy is who I was talking about. He just seemed like he was trying so hard and the fly over just gave him like 4 word responses and didn’t give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.11442739]

>>11442717
Any response is acknowledgement. If one truly didnt care they would roll their eyes and move on.

[Anonymous No.11442740]

Even though I want to eventually leave the midwest, there's something very cozy about having no annoying neighbors, no stupid laws dictating my life, and a constant stream of fantastic produce and meat to cook with at your fingertips from the local farmer's markets.

[Anonymous No.11442754]

>>11442739
Whatever man you’re kinda a strange bird

[Anonymous No.11442769]

>>11442660
>$2000/month 2 bedroom converted to 4 walk in closet
Your math is a little off there. More like $3-4000 for a 2bdr

[Anonymous No.11442876]

>>11442517
>obsessed

[Anonymous No.11443071]

Why are the people in flyover states so mean and rude? I'm used to that in large cities but I was always told about the so called Midwest hospitality and my experience in these places have been the opposite. Everyone looks and acts like they bit a mouthful of lemons.

[Anonymous No.11443076]

>>11443071
That's nice, honey.