What to cook for a bootycall thats coming over

[Anonymous No.11441548]

As the title suggest i have no idea what to cook for a girl thats coming over.. All i know its i wanna go easy on the carbs cause it makes me lazy as fuck
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[Anonymous No.11441663]

>>11441548
anything seemingly japanese. Doesnt even have to be a real recipe or good. She'll pretend to like it to seem "cultured"

[Anonymous No.11441687]

>>11441548
Pan fried chicken breast with a apple and brusselsprout salad and sweet potato mash.

[Anonymous No.11441715]

>>11441663
This. If she's a booty call then she's probably basic and thotty to the max,wanting shell love any sort of Americanized Japanese food(curry or ramen).

That doesn't mean stuff like natto or cold soba with a raw egg

[Anonymous No.11441868]

>>11441548
Nothing spicy or garlicky. You don't want her farting all over. Try something simple like a pork tenderloin, baked with herbs. Saute some veggie/potato mix in some white wine, butter, and lemon.

Fuck all nite.

[Anonymous No.11441883]

Classy sald with a protein on the side, you wat her feeling light yet satisfied, unless shes a hambeast, then go for some pizza

[Anonymous No.11441891]

>>11441868
>you don’t want her farting all over

[Anonymous No.11443870]

>>11441548
A big bowl of eggs

[Anonymous No.11445381]

>>11441548
So what, you invited a girl that is sexually interested to your house for dinner as a pretext to fucking, or is she coming over specifically just to fuck? It'd be pretty weird to come to someone's house and him excitedly explaining what a bouillabaisse is when you just wanted to smash. You could honestly just make pasta with something other than tomato sauce, and I'd think she'd be into it. Also, don't forget to get wine, preferably something that looks respectable so she can at the very least pretend to be enjoying it, just to have an excuse to be more flirty.

[Anonymous No.11445403]

>>11441868
>You don't want her farting all over

[Anonymous No.11445629]

Just gov her nuggs and tendies
Sh ok squat you so good was a tough one is the last