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My wife has been pumping a lot of breast milk for our newborn, but now we have a bunch of the stuff lying around. My wife is trying to think of creative ways to use the stuff.

Can you make cheese out of breast milk? Are there any other food items that could be made with this milk?

>> No.11438284

That is disgusting. Delete this thread, you degenerate.

>> No.11438295

kek

>> No.11438300

>>11438282
Drink it and more to deprive your baby of nutrients, that way it can't overtake you when it grows up.

>> No.11438307

>>11438282
you could sell it online to bodybuilders
>all natural HGH
>untraceable and impossible to ban

>> No.11438326

>>11438307
My wife is already considering donating some.

>> No.11438682

>>11438282
Make bread with it.

>> No.11438693

>>11438282
Don't steal the milk of your child ffs

>> No.11438746
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11438746

>>11438282
Real talk, what does breast milk taste like? Drinking it sounds hot in theory.

>> No.11438755

no you can't because it doesn't curdle

>> No.11438767

>>11438282
Only good if its Cambodian breastmilk

https://youtu.be/zPwfMDQIXEQ

>> No.11438768

honestly. and im being honest here. a big part of the reason im cumming inside my wife without birth control now and we've decided to have a family is so i can drink her breast milk. she's got large breasts so i assume she'll make a lot. artificially inducing breastfeeding which ive looked into, extensively, seems difficult and unhealthy

probably feed the child formula, I work for nestle so i need to support the company

>> No.11438804

>>11438755
This. Human milk doesn't have enough fat content or something.

>> No.11438816

>>11438282
Make a breast milk latte with egg. You will never stop vomiting. It's great.

>> No.11438934

>>11438282
Sell it:

https://www.onlythebreast.com/

Seriously, some mothers can't breastfeed so they buy it there. Some men buy it because of how healthy it is. In fact, sell it to me please, I want it.

>> No.11438935

>>11438746
Human breast milk is delicious, and superior to every dairy product
>t. got my teenage girlfriend pregnant and she got an abortion, but her tiddies started producing milk for a while anyway

>> No.11439069

I think donation is the best way to go.

>> No.11439089

>>11438282
Make flatbread with it then feed it to the horned Khan to become his milk brother so he can't kill you.

>> No.11439352

>>11438282
Skim the cream from the top of the milk, and feed it to the baby. It contains fat soluble vitamins that are great for babies.

>> No.11439365

>>11438282
I swear I saw this thread a month ago, except last time you we're worried it would spoil while your family was out of town.

>> No.11440403

>>11438282

There's a game that goes by /f/ every so often about having a cowgirl and milking her for money, buying upgrades so her tits get more massive and produce more milk.
I think that's what OPs life must be like.

>> No.11440448

>>11438282
My wife and I thought we had plenty at first too. The start drinking a lot and once her period come back, milk production nose dives during that week.