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Are there seriously fat fucks on this board who eat an entire pizza in one sitting?

>> No.11429965

Thanks me skeltal

>> No.11430229

Literally just did this.

>> No.11430231

>>11429961
What? It's family sized and I'm the only one in my family.

>> No.11430234
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>>11429961
I did this last week

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Is that you Britain? Making one last-ditch effort to convince to government not to take away your toppings?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/10/11/pizzas-must-shrink-lose-toppings-government-anti-obesity-plan/

>> No.11430369

I'm 120 lbs and I can easily eat an entire pizza in one sitting, come the fuck at me

>> No.11430373

>>11429961
a pizza is like a perfect portion to be honest. two people eat whole pizzas all the time. One person is easy.

>> No.11430378

>>11429961
Fuck yeah bro. I lift so I'm not fat but I've eaten 6 pounds of pizza in 30 minutes for a free meal

>> No.11430380

My limit is half of 35 cm one. Small one not a problem I belive.

>> No.11430381

>>11430369
Imagine being this fat

>> No.11430385

>>11430381
My bad, I read that as 120kg

>> No.11430482

Yeah last Friday I ate a whole Walmart pizza with half a bottle of ranch and a pint of vodka. I do this maybe once or twice a month.

>> No.11430495

>>11430482
Yeah I could eat four of those pizzas but fuck off with the ranch. Vodka is okay but only before eating since I want to get buzzed not throw up

>> No.11430511

>>11430495
Huh? Eating and drinking lets me avoid vomiting. I'd die if I drank a pint of vodka on an empty stomach.

>> No.11430543

>>11430511
Guess it depends how much you eat. I've watched friends follow 5lbs of food with a double shot to literally vomit the contents of their stomach within minutes

For me, drinking first gives me the buzz to eat a lot, but gives my stomach time to clear. If you're not eating a lot then drinking at the same time is probably best

>> No.11430560

I could if I wanted to but I don't.

>> No.11430564

I don't because of the calories but I could probably eat two pizzas in a day if I wanted to. It's just not very filling.

>> No.11430568

>>11430231
Lost. Good shit.

>> No.11430815

>>11430568
It's because they all died from heart disease.

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>>11429961
dat projection tho

>> No.11431105

>>11430815
Well now I'm sad.

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>>11429961

>> No.11431199

>>11429961
>Are there seriously fat fucks on this board who eat an entire pizza in one sitting?
No, there are fat fucks who eat 2 pizzas and some garlic bread with dipping sauces in one sitting on this board.

>> No.11431357

>>11429961
Yep
I am 156 lb 6'2'' tho

>> No.11431363

>>11429961
You gotta define the size, man.
When we get a large from Domino's or a large from Round Table I usually eat half the pizza if I'm hungry.

>> No.11431453

>>11429961
I used to eat an entire Marketside 16 Inch Supreme Traditional Crust Pizza, 55 oz Walmart Pizza weekly for almost 2 years... I was trying to kill myself and took the slow route.

>> No.11431628

My boss occassionally orders pizza for us on Fridays.
Since it's free, it's the cheapest, greasiest pizza possible.
There's always this fat guy who eats two slices at a time, putting them together so they form a "pizza sandwhich."
He does this on average 6 or 7 times within a 30 minute span so he is eating more than a whole pizza.
Also while he sits in the chair and eats, he will freely break wind, very loudly, with his legs spread. He also has very bad acne.
It's a disgusting spectacle. I stopped partaking in pizza Fridays due to his presence. It may have ruined pizza for me entirely.

>> No.11431629

>>11430543
I agree man, for me, i like to take a triple shot of tequila or vodka on an empty or almost empty stomach and smoke a j or a bowl. this gives me the munchies like crazy, then i eat my pizza (gotta be buffalo chick or meat lovers w/ hot sauce) cut into 4 giant slices with a tall glass of beer and maybe some bag salad. Good fuckin time

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>>11430240
>tfw can eat 2 whole pizzas in one sitting
Am I American yet?

>> No.11431638

>>11431628
Watching anyone with acne eat pizza just murders my appetite

>> No.11431646

>>11431628
Why do Americans think this kind of behaviour is appropriate?

>> No.11431649

>>11431638
Watching anyone with acne just murders my appetite.

>> No.11431651

>>11431646
I would guess that he thinks it makes him come off as manly or something. In reality it's just gross.

>> No.11431734

I used to but I get the worst stomach pains. Felt like I was dying. I only have, max, two slices of medium pizza per day.

>> No.11431750

>>11429961
I don’t know about a whole pizza but I can eat a half pizza

>> No.11431767

I'm a skeleton but I can eat a whole pizza, are Euros stomachs so weak from being poor that they can't eat a whole pizza?

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>>11429961
well, it depends on the size of the pizza

>> No.11431796

Pizza Hut pizza is the only kind of pizza that's hard for me to eat in one sitting (but I still do it most of the time). Sometimes I'll eat half of a 42cm pizza in one sitting.

>> No.11431829

>>11431796
>always thought i didn't like pizza hut
>turns out mom always got their pan pizza (cooked in cups of oil) or thin crust (too crunchy)
>tried their hand tossed once at a sleepover and it was good
>told mom about it and she said it sucks
fuck you mom
but their pan pizza is incredibly unhealthy without tasting like it. if i'm going to eat that much oil/grease/fat, i want it to be substantial, not a delivery service for cheese and onions.

>> No.11431834

>>11429961
I used to eat whole pizzas with 2 liters and sides all the time. Now I eat half a medium pizza and some wings and feel good

>> No.11432000

>eating a whole personal pizza in one sitting
I can't believe fat fucks do this

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>>11429961

>> No.11433191

>>11429961
Yeah, and Im underweight, so suck my anuscock you little nigger ass fucker

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>>11431199

>> No.11433244

>>11429961
Oh yea. Home made pizza though.

>> No.11433257

>>11431629
one meal a day?

>> No.11433719

>>11429961
When I was in my 20's I could easily eat a large thin crust but was in good shape, very physically active, airborne and all that. Nowadays, 3 pieces max. You kids don't realize how the body changes and you'll get fat af if you don't pay attention.