/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11429716]

So... You can just walk into a hotel and eat breakfast for free?

Literally just strolled in through the front door, said good morning to the front desk lady, and went to town on a breakfast buffet. Waffles, eggs, homefries, all kinds of stuff.

Why don't more people scam them this way? What's the catch?

[Anonymous No.11429726]

>>11429716
They trust that people will be honest and not steal their food. Don't make them lose their trust in humanity.

[Anonymous No.11429730]

>>11429716
It's honestly my plan if I ever became homeless. I'm not really worried about becoming homeless, but it's nice to have a plan if it ever came to that.

[Anonymous No.11429737]

The food is shit

[Anonymous No.11429743]

>>11429716
This is an honest example of white privilege. Blacks can't do this without arousing suspicions.

[Anonymous No.11429746]

>>11429716
Most people have shame and know what an honor system is

[Anonymous No.11429760]

>>11429743
white people
>steal
better than black people

[Anonymous No.11429765]

>>11429746
oh ya it's so honorable to eat breakfast buffet

[Anonymous No.11429766]

>>11429743
Yeah walking into a hotel somewhere to steal pancakes and coffee sounds like a (((White))) person thing for sure

[Anonymous No.11429767]

>>11429743
I'm not even white ya racebaiting fuck.

>>11429737
Yeah, but the bagels, cereal, yogurt, coffee and juice is just the same as I'd buy.

[Anonymous No.11429771]

Eventually someone willl call you out on it. I use to take bags of ice after checking out at the register at the store. Eventually someone finally asked for a receipt. No one who does something wrong gets away forever.

[Anonymous No.11429772]

>>11429743
if there are any blacks staying in a hotel they know because they have to notify and give discounts to the other guests. also, they have to arrange to have to pools water changed.

[Anonymous No.11429777]

>>11429771
I can easily rotate between hotels and not be seen in the same on more than once in a three or four week period. With such high turnover I doubt I'd ever be noticed.

[Anonymous No.11429780]

>>11429743
Yea but if a black person would try this trick
they would probably end up stabbing someone and starting a 50 year gang war between the egg benedicts, and the omelettes.

[Anonymous No.11429784]

>>11429716
Because most people aren't niggers trying to scam others.

[Anonymous No.11429789]

>>11429716
i think it'd be tough to abuse long term

[Anonymous No.11429793]

>>11429777

I’m not saying you’ll be recognized in saying someone will randomly ask to see your room key or some shit. It’ll happen. Also checked nice trips.

[Anonymous No.11429794]

>>11429716
>>11429730
I work in hotels, it depends on the location but homeless people and shady non-guests doing this is a real problem. In many cases it's impossible for staff to really tell who is or is not a guest, but obviously if you look and smell like shit, someone will (eventually) ask you what your room # is

While I would prefer that you NOT steal food from Hotels, i'm not under delusion I can stop you. So let me explain how to do this while causing the least amount of trouble.

>1. Know your mark
Not every hotel offers free breakfast, or any breakfast at all. These things are generally separated by brand, so research ahead of time: every chain has multiple brands offering differing varieties of amenities. Generally you want to aim for the 3 star select service area, with some place with a complimentary continental breakfast.

But not every hotel is the same, especially thanks to franchises. Some hotels will issue vouchers to guests which they use to 'pay' for breakfast, or require a swipe of their room key to get food. This is most likely at high volume, larger hotels in urban area's. If you can, do preliminary scouting and googling.

>2. Come Early
Breakfast will usually start at 6 or 7 am, management usually won't be in until 8 or 9 am because they're lazy fucks. Show up at the start of service and it's likely only kitchen staff, the overnight desk, and maybe a houseman or two there. Spoilers: we don't give a fuck as long as you don't cause trouble or aren't a noticeable disturbance to the other guests, we don't want trouble

>3. Be Clean
Looking and smelling like shit is a pretty big and immediate indicator you're just some homeless dude.

>4. Get your food and go
The longer you linger, the more likely you'll get marked. Either eat swiftly, or just grab some stuff to go, and then go down a hallway. Every hotel will have multiple side entrances and exits, and this makes it look like you're heading up to a room.

[Anonymous No.11429796]

lol this fucking post

good for you you dumb piece of shit, you got a free meal at a hotel LOL

Go on keep doing it you'll be fine

[Anonymous No.11429803]

>>11429784

>scam

nigger are you stupid? it's food already made. if anon didn't 'scam' them more food would end up in the trash

[Anonymous No.11429804]

How you retards even left your fucking basement in your life? They bring you a bill and you either have to leave your room key and a tip or pay like you would at any normal restaurant. Retards.

[Anonymous No.11429809]

>>11429804
lots of hotels still have comp. Breakfast senpai, mine does.

[Anonymous No.11429812]

Reporting this thread to the fbi, you’re fucked bro. I suggest skipping breakfast in the morning if you know what’s good for you.

[Anonymous No.11429818]

>>11429804
Have YOU ever left your basement you broke motherfucker? Even basic hotels offer complimentary breakfast out in the open for anyone to enjoy.

[Anonymous No.11429819]

>>11429803
That's food meant for guests / patrons of the hotel, not for homeless dregs out to scam others.

[Anonymous No.11429820]

>>11429809
It is usually comped but you still have to leave your room key (and a tip) so they know you're staying there. It's like you fucking virgins have no idea how the world works without the internet.

[Anonymous No.11429825]

>>11429804
Buffets don't work that way, I've stayed at some nice hotels and they recognize people that don't belong.

[Anonymous No.11429827]

>>11429818
You missed the point.

[Anonymous No.11429830]

>>11429793
That's why you keep actual room keys in your wallet, either from from staying at the place or stealing one. Come on, step up your game.

[Anonymous No.11429834]

>>11429804
in my experience if you have complimentary breakfast, they just ask your room number before you sit down.

[Anonymous No.11429835]

Wait, what kinda hotels do you guys have? All the hotels I've been to have had hosts at the entrance that check a room card or at least some verification that you're a paying guest before you're allowed to enter.

[Anonymous No.11429838]

I thought my father was the only one who did this. He would travel around the state a lot for work and would stay at one holiday inn type place pretty frequently, usually at least a few days a month.

on days where he wasnt going there but was driving past it, he would stop in there and the staff would just assume he was staying there again "hello mr anon, good morning", he would grab a bowl of cereal/fruit, read the newspaper then continue his drive

[Anonymous No.11429839]

>>11429793
I have thought of this. My plan is to say "Oh, yeah, I left my room key in my car, was just hopping in for a quick bite before the big game (I would pretend to be in town for a hockey tournament). Lemme go get that for ya boss, can you watch my plate?"

Then I just walk to my car and drive away. Of course I'd have to eliminate that hotel from my rotation though.

[Anonymous No.11429843]

>>11429834
That's what that hotel anon was saying, if a buffet type place, grab n go, don't sit down. That'll draw attention.

[Anonymous No.11429845]

>>11429820
You write a random room number then, retard

[Anonymous No.11429849]

>>11429820
>>11429825
>>11429835
>>11429843
At my current hotel of employment guests just show up and eat. No key, and sure as hell no tip. It's included with the room.

We also sure as hell don't keep track of the guests. At 6 am i'm in the back office finishing paperwork and waiting for my relief.

Choose cheaper hotels

[Anonymous No.11429853]

>>11429835
I think the idea is that the front desk staff is supposed to check, but I walked in wearing sweats, socks and sandals, with my hair freshly gelled so it looked like I had just gone out front for a walk or a smoke or something. I look the front desk lady right in the eyes and told her good morning, just acting like I had a room there. She didn't bat an eye.

[Anonymous No.11429855]

>>11429845
Who's the retard? You for spending time scamming a hotel, or me for calling you out for being a scammer? Seems to me that you're the retard.

[Anonymous No.11429858]

>>11429835
I've never really seen this, even at higher scale hotels. Medium price ones will usually have multiple entrances where you can just walk right in. Doors might only lock after 12am then you need a room key.

[Anonymous No.11429873]

>>11429716
wow you scammed them outta some eggs and coffee

[Anonymous No.11429877]

>>11429873
He's a master of deception right on his way to being a Bond villan.

[Anonymous No.11429878]

>>11429873
Hotel anon - I do wanna emphasize how cheap our breakfast is, the eggs come in cartons and are mixed with 2% milk carton in a big sheet pan/bowl before being tossed in the oven

[Anonymous No.11429882]

The nicer a hotel is, the less staff will bother you. Just look like you belong. Of course, nicer hotels usually dont shitty free breakfast buffets.

[Anonymous No.11429886]

>>11429878
Yeah but you mafackas given me a two free waffle irons (mini waffle and belgian) with a two-flavor batter spout, 8 options for mixins, with four different syrups.

Like, that blows my home set up out of the goddamn water and I'm pretty proud of my kitchen.

[Anonymous No.11429888]

>>11429853
>>11429858
Hm, that's interesting. The hotels I've been to weren't entirely upscale either, but they always had hosts at the buffet entrances that would always ask for a room card to see if you had breakfast included in your room package.

[Anonymous No.11429890]

>>11429888
The trick is to go to a hotel where the breakfast is included with every single room reservation regardless of package. That way there's no determining who should and shouldn't be in the breakfast rooms.

[Anonymous No.11429892]

>>11429716
It's pretty common op they are onto you

[Anonymous No.11429908]

>>11429886
That's a new one
>mafakas
That comes across as some bizarro Greek dish.

[Anonymous No.11429919]

>>11429886
Fancy

[Anonymous No.11429930]

>>11429794
Tell me about the pool and the gym.

Could I use those going unnoticed too?

[Anonymous No.11429931]

All of this is amateur hour until you take a date with you.

[Anonymous No.11429946]

>>11429886
Yes, people do love the fuck out of those waffle irons and the fixins. We only have one kind of batter spout though, and ours is just a dry mix stirred with water. It's not that good, IMO.

>>11429930
Depends, that's harder. Indoor pools always require a room key. Gym too. If there's an outdoor pool or lounge, there probably isn't a room key, but it usually doesn't open till 10 am and they watch that more closely.

[Anonymous No.11429962]

>>11429716
Just wondering. How much did you pay to stay there? Pretty weird you think you are scamming them through food.

Ever gone on a cruise? You would probably feel the same way.

[Anonymous No.11429988]

>>11429962
According to my powers of basic literacy, he paid nothing.

[Anonymous No.11429990]

I worked in a few hotels and hostels.
Hostels usually the kitchen/breakfast area is behind a key card door, especially if the hostel gives a free breakfast.
Hotels it's like this>>11429726, plus sometimes they'll ask for your name and room number before letting you near the food

>>11429737
>>11429771
This is the reality though. You want to do it during busy season and maybe only go to the same place once in six months. You don't want anyone to recognize you. You want to look like a perfectly normal hotel guest. If you're in a nice hotel you might need to wear a collared shirt, free people suspect a guy in a suit.

[Anonymous No.11429994]

It's all fun and games until a coked-out rent-a-cop wrangles your ass and opens the door with your face. It's great that you got away with it, but be ready to bolt if one approaches you. Don't try to talk your way out of it.

[Anonymous No.11430004]

>>11429820
Not every hotel in every state or country works the same.
I worked in one hostel in Vancouver that had a big problem with homeless people sneaking in, stealing all the food from the fridges, using showers and bathrooms and then just fucking off.

[Anonymous No.11430017]

>>11429716
the catch is you're contributing to the downfall of a society that operates on the honor system
you don't care because you're a selfish piece of shit

[Anonymous No.11430023]

>>11429835
My hotel also had two pubs, two restaurants and a nightclub inside. You can just walk in off the street and go up to people's doors if you want.
We used to get underage teenagers sneak into the pub by just going through the main entrance instead of the pub's entrance.

[Anonymous No.11430025]

>>11430017
>getting a leg up on the hotel MEGA CORPORATIONS that grind your dignity down to an algorithm and operate in the billions of dollars is immoral

Fuck em, honestly.

[Anonymous No.11430032]

>>11430025
yes, and several generations down the line the places that run on the honor principle won't exist because everyone will be a little shit like you
and again, you won't care because it's not like you're procreating anyway

[Anonymous No.11430047]

>>11429716
Most people aren’t niggers

[Anonymous No.11430048]

>>11430032
You're trying to stem the flood of the tides with your bare hands. Humanity is by nature incompatible with the honor system in high population densities.

To constrain yourself by a moral code that takes into account corporate overlords that do more to erode the "honor" of society than my actions ever could is irrational.

[Anonymous No.11430058]

>>11430048

[Anonymous No.11430064]

>>11429772
Black people can't swim, anon. Your point is sound, though

[Anonymous No.11430070]

>>11430048
trying to justify your own actions as okay because something else is worse hardly addresses the issue

[Anonymous No.11430074]

>>11429716
hell yeah man, I used to go to Best Western and eat their continental breakfast all the time. Just walk in in swim trunks and look clean. They wont let dirty hobos in obviously.

[Anonymous No.11430076]

>>11430074
>in swim trunks

you sit down in swim trunks? isnt that kinda weird

[Anonymous No.11430078]

>>11430048
Japan has no problems in that regard, your country just needs to git gud.
Now stop the off topic shitposting so you can turn it into yet another political debate.

[Anonymous No.11430083]

>>11429796
it's not illegal

[Anonymous No.11430084]

>>11430070
Good point. An eye for eye is a terrible perspective to hold in life.

[Anonymous No.11430089]

>>11430078
oddly enough, every hotel i've been to in japan either operates on a voucher system or you have to give a room number prior to entering

[Anonymous No.11430090]

>>11430076
nigga I live in Florida we wear board shorts everywhere during spring and summer. Tourist literally will go out to nice resturants wearing their beach gear. We are super casual in this state.

[Anonymous No.11430103]

Doing it once or twice a month. Wear touristy clothes, sometimes a camera and a silly bag. Pick out a posh hotel and eat till I drop.

[Anonymous No.11430104]

>>11430078
japan is also 98.5% native japanese, 1% other east asians, and 0.5% foreigner (non east asians)

its much easier when everyone is kinda already on the same page cultural background wise

[Anonymous No.11430105]

>>11429838
That's a little different since he was a regular he may not have always paid for it every time but he made it back with repeat business when he did

[Anonymous No.11430117]

>>11429930
You gotta walk up to someone in the hotel and tell them you forgot the key for those most guests don't care much desu

[Anonymous No.11430141]

>>11430025
>Instead let's take advantage of everything free so they can justify charging for basic amenities with good PR 'We had to start charging we were being robbed blind'
Back in the days of inns you would get dinner for free with a room usually stews made in cauldrons, name a hotel that gives you free wild game stew with your room, you created that world

[Anonymous No.11430187]

>>11430025
>stuffs face with bacon and waffles
>"I'm doing this to punish the evil mega corporations!"
>drinks syrup straight from the bottle

[Anonymous No.11430296]

>>11429994
lol fine by me then I get to sue for a few million so they settle out of court for a few 100ks

[Anonymous No.11430372]

>>11429777
It would help if you have a nondescript appearance. These make the most successful criminals: people who look vaguely like millions of other people.

[Anonymous No.11430414]

I work at a hotel Sun-Thursday night and a motel occasionally on the weekends. Both have the same general setup. Front desk in front of the entrance, and right in front of the front desk is the entrance (basically just an open wall) to the breakfast area. The motel has practically full view but the hotel kinda turns in so its not possible for them to see you.

Neither one asks for your cards, but I've seen a lot of people come in to get free shit. I've only been asked once by a coworker about one of them (ironically a kid who I told could do it) and I told them his dad was oilfield. That excuse would probably work for you underage posters.

AMA I guess if you want to know anything? Kinda a dumb topic but I'm stuck at work anyways so whatever. I can give tips if anyone is curious, but I don't condone stealing under most circumstances because that is just nigger tier.

[Anonymous No.11430419]

>>11429835
I've never been to a hotel like that. The closest thing I've seen was one hotel that had a gym/indoor pool that you needed a card to enter, but the buffet was open.

[Anonymous No.11430421]

>>11430296
>Is willing to drive around to a bunch of different hotels for the chance to steal free shit that he isn't entitled to
>Stuff he is stealing probably isn't even worth the cost of gas to drive there
>Still willing to risk it for a few pennies
>Prepared to lawyer up and suit if he can called out for being a their
Wonder what religion you follow?

[Anonymous No.11430423]

>>11430414
Hey genius, the hotel only puts out a predetermined amount of cheap food for breakfast each day. Anything not eaten is thrown away. If everything is used then the guests that are late are shit out of luck. It's not some grand criminal heist to wander in and steal like $2 worth of shitty food.

[Anonymous No.11430812]

>>11429794
We need more of this. Fuck regular people sticking up for corporations.

[Anonymous No.11430816]

>>11429716

Those eggs make me want to kms. Wouldn't eat there if they paid me tbhfam

[Anonymous No.11430893]

>>11429839
>hotels don't talk to each other about fuckers like you

[Anonymous No.11430949]

>>11429772

[Anonymous No.11430954]

>>11430812
cringe reddït tourist

[Anonymous No.11430969]

What would they do if you just admitted that you didn't have a room there? Would they let you finish eating before kicking you out? You're barely hurting their bottom line if at all because the food you eat would probably have gotten thrown out after breakfast anyway. As long as you clean up after yourself and don't look/smell homeless you aren't bothering the staff or guests.

[Anonymous No.11430980]

>>11430421
forgot to mention
>willing to drive around to a bunch of hotels to get a free meal
>meal is only worth like $2-4 dollars actual value
>will probably spend the same or twice that in gas getting to and from there

[Anonymous No.11431006]

>>11429765
It is when you pay for it.

[Anonymous No.11431118]

Tons of people do this where i live . . . . . At cosco I have seen immigrants coming in each day and feeding their kids at sample stands . . . .

[Anonymous No.11431173]

Last time I went to hotel breakfast they were kicking out an Asian man who they said had been there for four hours. He was fucking DESTROYING the buffet, one of those skinny Asian men who can eat their weight in powdered eggs.

Thing is, no where does it say a time limit. Just says 6am-9am or whatever.

[Anonymous No.11431214]

>>11429716
This is one of the niggest things you can do.
Remove yourself from this board, this site, and this earth.

[Anonymous No.11431230]

>>11431214
Why? Uneaten food is going to be thrown out anyway, OP is just cutting out the middleman between the tray and the trash.

[Anonymous No.11431232]

This only happens to Americans.

[Anonymous No.11431234]

>>11431230
OP should eat from the trash then, like the scum he is.

[Anonymous No.11431261]

>>11429767
YOU BUY SHIT CUS ALL THAT STUFF IS SERVICE GRADE SYSCO/USFOODS CRAP AT BUFFET HOTELS

[Anonymous No.11431336]

>>11431261
It's literally the same brands of cereals, bagels, yogurts, etc. that are in a grocery store.

[Anonymous No.11431343]

no one here actually cares about honor or being a decent human being. are you retarded? you wouldn't be here.

none of yall wanna steal from hotels for nutrients because you're afraid of getting caught or afraid of going outside in general

[Anonymous No.11431434]

>>11430421
The lawyer wouldn't even matter, breh. I've stayed at many Holiday Inns, Ramadas, Hiltons, and the like. Probably 200+ over the years. They must be protected by some law or another over security getting physical, because they do not give a fuck about getting into a fight. Seen it many a time.

[Anonymous No.11431454]

>>11431232
Bullshit, you gyspie eurotrash invented ripping people off, just look at Merkel.

[Anonymous No.11431455]

>>11429743
but that's because black people are less likely to spend money going to a nice hotel and black people are more likely to commit crimes and antisocial behaviour so it is perfectly well deserved that black people get treated with more suspicion on average.

Just like it makes sense to check muslim people at airports more often than other groups of people because they're more likely to commit airline terrorism than other easily-identifiable groups.

>act differently
>get treated differently
not hard to understand , kid

[Anonymous No.11431471]

>>11431455
I like how so-called "race realists" are always complaining about "identity politics" when your'e the worst offenders by far

[Anonymous No.11431480]

>>11431471
Keep telling yourself that and you might actually start believing it.

[Anonymous No.11431487]

>>11431336
MAYBE YOUR GROCERY STORE

I BUY ORGANIC

[Anonymous No.11431684]

>>11431487
No one cares.

[Anonymous No.11431805]

>>11431487
based

[Anonymous No.11431868]

>>11431684
t. SYSCO BAGEL EATER

[Anonymous No.11431899]

>>11429716
>So... You can just walk into a hotel and eat breakfast for free?
Nearly every hotel breakfast I've had in years, required literal meal tickets that housekeeping dropped off the day before, or I was given at checkin. The exceptions involved room cards and a guest list.
There was always someone at the entrance to the dining room, or if it was a small enough hotel, maybe serving food or the cook or something. They'd ask for your ticket as soon as you went in, or your card or room number and cross you off a list of people who booked a room-rate with breakfast included.
Once or twice, people were busy or whatever but it's rare.

>>11429716
>Why don't more people scam them this way? What's the catch?
Aside from it being kind of difficult to do because there's usually staff checking your ticket/room, most people aren't going to risk a theft charge for breakfast. Lots of hotels have a security guard on duty.
Also, people just don't generally need to steal breakfast that badly. Who lives at home and goes out to steal breakfast? Why?

[Anonymous No.11431905]

>>11430969
If the staff didn't give a shit, they'd probably just tell you to fuck off. If they did, expect security/police.
Or they might just take your plate away with food on it and stop you getting more.

[Anonymous No.11431916]

>>11429716
Once a hotel catches on they will require guests to flash a room key to enter the buffet area. Once this happens just try to find a lost room key & keep it as your free ticket to breakfast.

[Anonymous No.11431918]

>>11431899
You must be going to some cheap ass hotels, like kew motor gardens with the heart shaped bathtubs. I've stayed at a bunch of hotels with buffets, generally pretty nice places in multiple states and have never once been asked to show a room key or some ticket.

[Anonymous No.11431938]

I stay at motels all the time on vacation trips and have never been asked to show a room key for the breakfast, usually I will be staying with a group of friends so I might not even have a room key or be the person who checked us in, just walk in and start eating and no one ever asks for anything even if they've never seen me before.

[Anonymous No.11431954]

>>11431918
That's been my experience too. I travel a lot for work all over the US and I've never once been asked to show a room key for complimentary breakfast.

[Anonymous No.11431957]

>>11429716
>What's the catch?
The catch is you're so poor you think saving a couple dollars on stolen breakfast is some great deal. Meanwhile other people who aren't bothering to steal breakfast are making several times as much money as you are per year and probably aren't even expending more effort than you do at work to make that higher salary.

[Anonymous No.11431959]

>>11429716
Because 99% of hotel breakfast is bottom-tier Aramark/Sysco shit, and I'd much rather just make a couple eggs +toast at home and chill than be bothered to sneak around to consume garbage food.

[Anonymous No.11431978]

>>11431959
>garbage food
Speaking of garbage food, what OP is doing is basically just a slight step up from dumpster diving (especially since the people who do the latter tend to find dumpsters that are just used by.stores getting rid of still packaged unsold inventory). I'd put it on about the same level as getting food from a church or homeless shelter.

[Anonymous No.11431982]

>>11431978
I LIKE THAT WHOLE FOODS COMPACTS THEIR GARBAGE SO THE POORFAGS CANT GET ANY OF THE GUD SHIT

[Anonymous No.11432025]

>>11431959
That's real nice in theory, but in practice
you're generally not at a hotel because of leasure, so you don't have much of a choice, especially if for business but then you can expense the shit. Then there's no reason to rip the place off.

The plot that you've lost is that you're not at home, you're at a hotel. Get it?

[Anonymous No.11432037]

>>11432025
Did you miss the entire point of this thread you fucking moron?
>The plot that you've lost is that you're not at home, you're at a hotel.
The plot that you've lost is that you're not at a hotel, and you're sneaking in to get free breakfast. Get it?

[Anonymous No.11432038]

>>11432025
If you're staying at the hotel it's already free you complete fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.11432043]

>>11432025
You are the dumbest poster I have ever seen

[Anonymous No.11432069]

>>11431471
that's libertarians you're thinking of.

[Anonymous No.11432075]

>>11429726
Hotels are scummy pieces of shit anyway, who cares.

[Anonymous No.11432092]

>>11429803
No you dumbass it's not already made. We make food according to the demand. The amount we make in a day corresponds to the estimated guests we have for each day

[Anonymous No.11432093]

>>11429726
Honestly they throw out most of it anyways.

[Anonymous No.11432095]

>>11432037
No I don't get what you're trying to get across. What you're saying is that ok to commit fraud on a hotel which is a crime. I guess that's ok for you but it's not ok for me, I can afford to pay my own way or expense shit.

[Anonymous No.11432098]

>>11432038
Depends on the hotel, they don't all offer "free" buffet breakfasts. It's really not free, it included in your bill, but then you woundn't know about paying a bill would you? I bet you're the type of idiot that goes around in a black pleather jacket with a little A in a circle on the sleeve?

[Anonymous No.11432099]

>>11429726
Hotels are pieces of shit that charge you $300 a night for a shitty room and even if you don't show up and use their services you get charged for it because the owners are mega-jews. Fuck hotels. If someone finds out how to scams them, then more power to those people.

[Anonymous No.11432100]

>>11432075
Nobody is forcing you to go to them.

[Anonymous No.11432104]

>>11432038
How big is that chip on the shoulder of your black pleather jacket with the a in a circle?

[Anonymous No.11432105]

>>11432100
That's great? Is that supposed to mean anything?

[Anonymous No.11432106]

>>11432095
What? Where did I say any of that? Only
>>11432037
and
>>11431959
are me.
You need to work on your reading comprehension before you interact with others on a forum, anon.

[Anonymous No.11432107]

>>11432105
It means what I wrote, are you daft?

[Anonymous No.11432108]

>>11432093
THIS IS TRUE EVERYWHERE

THE AMOUNT OF FOOD WASTE IS NUTS

WHOLEFOODS COMPACTS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO KEEP THEIR PRICES HIGH AND PEOPLE KNOWING THEY GIVE OUT THEIR SHIT FOR FREE DAMAGES THEIR BRAND

[Anonymous No.11432114]

>>11432107
Why would I treat a dishonest business with respect? What the hell does me not having to go to one matter in regards to what I posted? Are you an actual fucking retard?

[Anonymous No.11432115]

>>11432108
Cost of business baby. Someday reality might hit you in the face.

[Anonymous No.11432118]

>>11432114
Do idiots like you, any business is a dishonest one. Why don't you give me an example of one that you consider honest?

[Anonymous No.11432123]

I bet the only answer from that question will be *crickets*

[Anonymous No.11432126]

>>11429716
>said good morning to the front desk lady, and went to town on a breakfast buffet
fuck why is this shit so funny

[Anonymous No.11432127]

>>11429716
>those eggs
da fuck

[Anonymous No.11432130]

>>11432126
He was probably sucking off some tendies

[Anonymous No.11432134]

>>11432118
>all businesses are dishonest
Nice counter argument, shit for brains. Do you run a hotel or something? It's the only reason why you seem to be getting so angry about my posts.

[Anonymous No.11432135]

Sucking off tendies then putting them back in the tray, the faggots really gonna "show the man!"

[Anonymous No.11432138]

>>11432134
I'm not angry, I'm just calling you out as a idiot and a thief.

[Anonymous No.11432139]

>>11430969
They'd ask you to leave. If you didn't leave right away, you'd be legally trespassing and they would call the cops. Onsite security MIGHT be able to touch you at this point, too, I think it might depend on which state/country this is in.

[Anonymous No.11432149]

>>11432127
THEY USE RINGS LIKE MCDONALDS

[Anonymous No.11432150]

>>11432138
You sure sound mad at people not fellating hotels and fucking over a shitty practice. The food gets thrown out anyway and it's all prepackaged frozen garbage unless the hotel has a full kitchen with a stove and a conventional oven. If someone learns how to scam them, more power to them. Hotels are the only real business practice that I dislike.
>b-but thievery!
Yeah, and hotels basically commit modern day highway robbery and they take your money even if you don't show up.

[Anonymous No.11432159]

>>11432150
>Yeah, and hotels basically commit modern day highway robbery and they take your money even if you don't show up.
That is their choice. It is written in paper. You are agreeing to these terms when you agree to rent out a room. Taking something without permission is thievery. Blindly signing or agreeing to terms you don't really understand, while a bit shady in certain circumstances, is entirely legal. Morally right? That's debatable. But still, legal.

[Anonymous No.11432162]

>>11429772
>to have to pools water changed.

Wouldn't they just close the pool?

[Anonymous No.11432164]

>>11432150
You really are dumber than you come across. You really do go around with either a trenchcoat or a black pleather jacket with an A in a circle trying be an anarchist. For all the time you spend being a poser faggot you could just get a job, then you wouldn't have to steal simple breakfasts from hotels.

[Anonymous No.11432178]

>>11432164
How shitty is your reading comprehension, you stupid fucker? I'm not the OP. I don't steal food from hotels and I never said I did.

>>11432159
That's fantastic, and I'm also happy that people are learning how to not get jewed by hotels by giving them invalid cards when making their reservation so that if they can't show up they won't get charged for it. People also can just make their reservations through a third party and not even have a card on file in the first place when making a reservation. More power to them, as long as hotels get the shit end of the stick I really don't care what happens.

[Anonymous No.11432184]

>>11432162
DUE TO AIDS?

[Anonymous No.11432188]

>>11429743
Yeah because blacks steal shit.

[Anonymous No.11432193]

>>11432188
Indirectly as well, when blacks move into a white neighborhood the property prices drop.

[Anonymous No.11432204]

I work front desk at a hotel, only literal homeless dirty scum do this, never anyone else. what I do is I wait until they get themselves a nice plate, they think they've gotten away with it, walk up to them and snatch it out of their hands and throw that shit away right in front of them and tell them to 'get the fuck out of my lobby thief'
>I'm not a thief I'm in room 8999
>we don't have that room get the fuck out of my lobby thief
>I'm no thief I'm here with mr smith!
>we don't have a mr smith
you're scum if you do this and I will embarrass you if you try that shit on my property.

[Anonymous No.11432222]

>not a single mention of strolling into a hotel you dont stay at for 2 days in a row for the complimentary bar

the hotel anons in here are right. There are certain hotels that have happy hour free drinks every day. One weekend my buddies and I would stroll in, stay for the 3 hours and drink for free, no tip needed, and just walk out. I've been doing this for years at a certain hotel brand and as long as you are not an asshole they don't ask for room number, ID, or anything. They are just as sad as you are so there is some sort of unspoken camaraderie.

[Anonymous No.11432224]

the hotels I go to they give you a breakfast card. You show it to them to get in and use it to "pay."

[Anonymous No.11432235]

Almost all hotels, nice and crap have at least some guy standing at the entrance of the buffet asking you for your room number/keycard for verification though

[Anonymous No.11432236]

>>11432222
SHIT TIER BREKKY IN WARMING TRAYS IS ONE THING

BUT FREE DRINKS THATS PUSHING IT

[Anonymous No.11432239]

>>11432178
I work in a hotel, I run an authorization on your card before you show up, if you send me an invalid card, then I will cancel your reservation. so that I may accept other's reservation. 3rd parties are the only way around this, and we get our money from them anyways, I'm not sure how they would stop it, but we'd get our money by the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.11432242]

>>11429743
And?

[Anonymous No.11432254]

>>11432239
Most people don't even make their reservations directly through the hotel front desk services, they do it online either through the main website or through some kind of third party. Also if you authenticate/put a hold one someones card before they even walk through the front door, you are going to get fucked in the ass if they decide to complain about getting "charged" before ever showing up.

[Anonymous No.11432285]

>>11432254
it's not a charge it's an authorization. people complain all the time about it, they get told to get fucked and to read the website better. If they are particularly insistent I pull up the website, press CTRL and zoom my mouse way in on the part that says you will have an authorization on your card after making the reservation so the text is big as fuck. If they don't show up then the authorization becomes a charge. it's pretty standard practice. I don't get fucked in the ass they do. And yes I'm talking about online reservations. most 3rd parties are prepaid so that point is null and void.

[Anonymous No.11432309]

>>11429716
yo those eggs look fuckin weird

[Anonymous No.11432313]

>>11432285
I know, that's what I'm talking about. People are going to know if their card is getting authorized and a lot of them are stupid and think they're getting charged. I thought you would have realized this since I put the word charge in quotations. It's so fucking easy to bypass this crap anyway. People can just take the money off their debit card if they have to. If the card doesn't have the amount of money for the full stay, it gets declined. .

[Anonymous No.11432314]

>>11432285
IF PUSH COMES TO SHOVE THEY CAN CHARGEBACK AND ALMOST ALWAYS WIN

THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT BRUHHH

[Anonymous No.11432320]

>>11432285
Chargeback lol, also it depends on what kind of property management system the hotel uses. A lot of hotels have to have someone manually process no shows, it isn't an automatic process. Someone can just give a card with not enough money on it, and when the no show gets processed the authorization fails because the card is basically invalid.

[Anonymous No.11432357]

>>11431899
>Nearly every hotel breakfast I've had in years, required literal meal tickets that housekeeping dropped off the day before, or I was given at checkin. The exceptions involved room cards and a guest list.

Every hotel I have stayed in the past few years just let you walk into the dining room. The buffets you just helped your self and even at the ones that had table service no one asked me for any proof I was a guest.

I imagine it is so rare that anyone scams them that they just trust their guests to do the right thing.

[Anonymous No.11432412]

>>11429716

[Anonymous No.11432462]

ITT: People call Hampton Inn and Motel 6 "hotels".

An actual hotel with breakfast doesn't really suffer from this problem. Motels (Holiday Inn, Hamton Inn, Drury Inn, etc.) are the one that have "free breakfast" that's stolen by niggers.

First of all, it's not free. It's complementary with a paid stay. Every guest is paying for it whether they take it or not. Each franchise has a pretty good idea of what percentage of guests will take the "free" dog-shit breakfast.

I spent 72 nights in the same Hilton Garden Inn in one year. 20% of my fucking life that year. I was usually on a graveyard shift, so I'd be rolling in at about 0600 just as breakfast was starting. I'd grab some yogurt, a banana, maybe some oatmeal, and that was about it. Sometimes I'd sit there and chat with the girls who worked there. (Amanda H. liked to be choked while taking it in the ass, BTW.)

There was one baby-mama who worked there, and came in at 0630 every day. Baby-daddy would wheel up to the portico and leave the POS Ghetto-Sled Oldsmobuick running. He'd come in and load up 3-4 styrofoam clamshells with eggs (a whole clamshell of eggs alone), bacon, sausage, bread, whatever wasn't nailed down. He'd take all this shit back to the sled and roar off. Every. Goddamn. Day.

I talked to the manager about it once. He said, "Well, she's a single mom and he watches her kids while she's at work." What a naive piece of shit Tim O'Leary was, and I'm sure still is.

[Anonymous No.11432475]

>>11429794
Based snitch

[Anonymous No.11432496]

>>11432462
Probably figured corporate pays for it and he gets a milf handy out of it so why not doesn't effect his bonus

[Anonymous No.11432503]

>>11432462
imagine getting so angry at something that doesn't affect you at all lol

[Anonymous No.11432513]

>>11432503
we live in a society

[Anonymous No.11432528]

>>11432503
I'm >>11432462 and I'm not angry at all. I was relating an amusing anecdote about "free" breakfast at a place I stayed. I was incredulous at the managers weak explanation, but in general I have no shits to give.

[Anonymous No.11432544]

>>11432162
bruh...

[Anonymous No.11432546]

>>11432314
>>11432320
yes they can charge back, and that's often what they did. only if they signed a receipt could I stop this. No-shows are manual, I'm talking about authorizing before they ever no showed. 80% of people don't go through the effort of doing a charge back.

[Anonymous No.11432550]

>>11429716

Thou shalt not steal.- Exodus 20:15
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus+20:15&version=KJV

He saith unto him, Which? Jesus said, Thou shalt do no murder, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness

>Thou shalt not steal,
>shalt not bear false witness (LIE)

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+19%3A18%2C19&version=KJV

[Anonymous No.11432563]

>>11430083
>stealing is not illegal

[Anonymous No.11432874]

>>11432546
>I'm talking about authorizing before they ever no showed.
So was I, this puts a hold on their card and people get angry (rightfully so). An authorization is basically a cash status check and when you check for an authorization is actually puts their money on hold. People get angry with that and if you do it before they show up they can fuck you in the ass. People constantly make reports to corporate over things like this

[Anonymous No.11433028]

>>11429743
Black can do this, they just have to wear decent clothing, and talk like a normal boring suburbanite business person would.
The only issues come in areas with major demographic problems were hotel staff learn to racially profile people and their clothing to keep out the riff raff.

I used to do door security at a place. There was a black guy who worked for one of the unions, and I always had to take a second look when he came in. I’m fairly certain he thought I was profiling him just because he was black. It was actually because he was a similar height and build, and had similar facial hair and wore similar clothing to a guy who had come in and robbed the place a number of times during business hours.
There were other black people on staff who I didn’t have to take a second look at, because they looked distinct ir different wnough that I could recognize them while they were still a few sets of glass doors away.

[Anonymous No.11433128]

>>11431899
>Who lives at home and goes out to steal breakfast?
This. And anyone who's in a position to want/need to steal breakfast is bound to be a lazy piece of shit that doesnt even wake up until mid-afternoon anyway.

[Anonymous No.11433171]

>>11429716
At the last hotel where I stayed, "breakfast" was Krispy Kreme donuts and watery juice drink. There might have been coffee, but I'm not a coffee drinker, so IDR.

I must be staying at the wrong class of hotel.

[Anonymous No.11433183]

>>11429716
People of color only get access to the hot dog water

[Anonymous No.11433238]

>>11429716
You get caught doing this in a small enough town, you're going to get btfo so hard. I don't care what people think about me and I'd still be embarrassed about this shit.
http://theshaderoom.com/authorities-are-looking-for-a-tennessee-man-who-has-been-stealing-food-from-the-continental-breakfast-bars-at-local-hotels/
https://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/alleged-hotel-breakfast-thief-gets-arrested/7or6egJ5NNvYPqu5MqmMkJ/

[Anonymous No.11433239]

>>11429716
This is what happens when you don't have doormen anymore.

[Anonymous No.11433243]

>>11429716
more people aren't as morally corrupt as you are

[Anonymous No.11433245]

>>11432550
I think it would be better if you reminded our current crop of political and business leaders of those strictures instead of the denizens of a bangladeshi anime cobra charming board.

[Anonymous No.11433263]

>>11432550
You don't have to read the fucking bible to understand that stealing is a bad thing to do. That shitty fanfic doesn't even explain why it's wrong to serve yourself by causing someone else to lose, it just says not to do it 'cuz i say so'

[Anonymous No.11433287]

I want to let you know I'm the guy who overfills the waffle iron at the buffet.

[Anonymous No.11434110]

>>11431918
>You must be going to some cheap ass hotels
All kinds; mix of cheap railway budget hotels, midrange business hotel and the occasional Kempinski or Hilton.
Not in USA though, haven't been there in years. Now that you mention it though, I stayed in a Hilton in St Louis and I don't remember them checking anything at the breakfast buffet. That was years ago though and it was during a convention with hundreds of us taking over the hotel so they might have just given up.

[Anonymous No.11434150]

>>11429716
>hahahaha look at me getting this 2.00$ breakfast for free
Oh yeah, really stickin it to the man huh?

[Anonymous No.11434168]

>>11433287
Fuckin dickhead.
I couldn't care less about freeloaders eating our breakfast.
Do you have any fucking idea how hard it is to get 3 hour old waffle batter off of the waffle iron area?

Fuckin kill yourself mate.

[Anonymous No.11434391]

>>11434168
kek

[Anonymous No.11434405]

I always just get coffee and a bagel. Hotel Breakfast, unless you're staying at an actually nice hotel(See: 2 steps above a Comfort "Suites"). Maybe a yogurt. The rehydrated eggs are always disgusting, and the sausage is always rubbery

[Anonymous No.11434410]

>>11429716
I was at a Marriot a few weeks ago. They had free breakfast (and happy hour), but you had to present the room key card at the main desk and get a voucher for the freebies.
They on to this scam already.

[Anonymous No.11434422]

>>11430025
>Grind your dignity down to an algorithm
homeboy's retarded

[Anonymous No.11434423]

>>11434150
okay
give me $2

[Anonymous No.11434945]

>>11429743
>stealing registered and paying guest’s complimentary food
>you can’t do that if you’re black they’ll get suspicious
>staff correctly assuming your niggish nature is white privilege
Niggers when will they learn? Also they would stink up the food for the rest of us so that’s probably why they didn’t let you in

[Anonymous No.11435058]

>>11429730
I've thought about stuff like that myself.
My contingency plan is to live in a cargo van and have a gym membership, preferably to a 24 hour gym, so I have access to a shower.

[Anonymous No.11435211]

I used to do this all the time when I was a seasonal /out/ worker and would road trip between jobs. I always kept a few old key cards from various national motel chains in my glove box on the off chance someone confronted me, but no one ever did. Most motel employees are not paid enough to give a shit and as long as you're not causing trouble for actual guests no one will say anything.

[Anonymous No.11435220]

Most big chain motels that offer free breakfast don't really care because A) the food is cheap and B) They end up throwing most of it away.
So they really don't give a fuck, they've already written that food off as a fixed expense.

[Anonymous No.11435226]

>>11431214
Fucking kek

[OP No.11435234]

>>11432563
>i eat the egg
>i shit it out later and put the turd back in the tray

not stealing

[Anonymous No.11435241]

>>11431487
You won the genetic lottery, bruh

[Anonymous No.11435242]

>>11432100
>>11432105
Rekt

[Anonymous No.11435243]

>>11432204
>this is the high point of your life

S A D

[Anonymous No.11435273]

>>11429794
based

[Anonymous No.11436234]

i was on tour with a band for 3 months out of last year and every single hotel we stayed at with free breakfast didn't check for any sort of proof we were actually staying there

[Anonymous No.11436274]

>>11429771
This.

I used to do this for a year when I was a recently-graduated poorfag and worked a shit-tier job. Shop was close to about 12 hotels and I would just leave for work 30 minutes early and pull up at a hotel and pretend to be a construction worker or college kid traveling. Nobody caught on but one day I saw a fucking bedbug crawling up my pant leg and I shit a brick.

I called in sick that day, threw everything I had on in the dryer, and vacuumed my room to hell just to be safe because bedbugs are nothing to fuck with. Freaked out every night for like 2 months, thinking every twitch or itch was a bedbug crawling around on me. Never got an infestation but I definitely learned my lesson.

[Anonymous No.11436498]

>>11429794
>someone will (eventually) ask you what your room # is

OMG I'm so fucking scared

[Anonymous No.11436532]

>>11429716
I used to work at a dry cleaner where every morning I'd go to a nearby hotel to pick up cleaning for the day and I'd always grab a bagel and coffee.

[Anonymous No.11436539]

>>11429716
The catch is they expect you to not be such a fucking nigger. >>11429726

[Anonymous No.11436550]

>>11431455
Just like everyone at school thought you were gonna shoot them all someday

[Anonymous No.11436559]

>>11429743
If you're black just do this in a white and leftwing area and they'll be too afraid of being racist to stop you.

[Anonymous No.11437211]

Is anybody else amused by the automatic pancake machines? I mean the pancakes are objectively terrible but the novelty amuses me.

[Anonymous No.11437356]

>>11437211
How does this work?
Is it as simple as press button -> receive pancake?

[Anonymous No.11437416]

>>11437356
Literally yes.
Push button ---> receive pancake
Some of them even have a little window so you can watch the pancake being made.

[Anonymous No.11437418]

>>11429716
>Literally
and you took a picture of the foodand uploaded it to social media?
kys

[Anonymous No.11437426]

>>11429746
most people aren't that hungry

[Anonymous No.11437438]

>>11437416
This sounds like a lot of fun, actually. I'm not even a huge pancake fan but I would probably get like 5 or 6 just for kicks.

[Anonymous No.11437439]

>>11429994
Just say you're here with your father and he'll be down in a minute. If your voice doesn't sound like gutter-or-paddock scum you'll probably be fine.

[Anonymous No.11437472]

>>11437438
That's exactly what I did the first time I saw one.

[Anonymous No.11437477]

>>11429716
you'll get a free meal a few times and then they'll tell you never to come back or you'll be arrested. If you live in a big city you can try another hotel but I really doubt this will be a successful long term plan. You'll end up banned from every hotel in town

[Anonymous No.11437481]

>>11429794
This is pretty much spot on expecially the do it before managers arrive part. No front desk worker gives a fuck at all.

[Anonymous No.11437498]

>hotel breakfast

[Anonymous No.11437525]

>>11429746
There are some hotels I've stayed at, usually extended stay places for work that have little commissarys or little stores in them filled with stuff. It's totally honor system, put stuff in a basket and fill out a card stated what you got and put that in a box. They'll just add it to your bill later. That kind of stuff is pretty cool especially late at night or way early in the morning.

[Anonymous No.11437543]

>>11429716
>What's the catch?
The food is shit.

[Anonymous No.11437560]

>>11437543
A lot of hotels don't have kitchens in them and some folk roll out of bed drunk and want to eat something, so a breakfast included in the room rate is useful sometimes. It's usually real simple stuff but there's nothing wrong with that.

hard boiled eggs
oranges
bananas
little boxes of cerial
waffles
pancakes
grapes

It depends, if you want some five star stuff you''re gonna pay for five star stuff.

[Anonymous No.11437562]

>>11437560
kitchens in the rooms that is

[Anonymous No.11437567]

>>11437560
I'd rather pay a $1 at McDonalds for chicken tendies rather than get

an over cooked hard boiled egg
old oranges
disgusting bananas
cereal in a box for babies
carbs
carbs
maybe the only thing worth eating if they arne't too old.

[Anonymous No.11437579]

Some extended stay places have pretty full kitchens in the rooms but then they usually don't need to have buffets or a staff to do breakfast buffets. I did stay in one place in NY that had an immaculate kitchen in the room, I was only stay there for a couple days so wasn't really worth the effort to stock the place up.

[Anonymous No.11437589]

>>11437567
I suspect that you're full of shit and have stayed at a decent hotel, you're yammering like a bitch for the sake of yammering.

[Anonymous No.11437591]

>>11437589
** never stayed at **

[Anonymous No.11437599]

>>11437589
>>11437591
I've stopped going to hotels because they are all shit. Even big name ones arne't worth it. Airbnb all the way.

[Anonymous No.11437973]

>>11429853
Acting like you belong is #1 to blagging your way in anywhere. I've gatecrashed corporate events before just for free stuff or to use the bathroom and had the organisers show me where to go just because I acted like I belong.

[Anonymous No.11438093]

>>11437477
A lot of hotel and hostel chains share blacklists.
We kicked out a guy from our hotel and he was pissed when he found out the same guy owned all 4 hotels in town and had banned him from the others and their attached hotel chains.
When I worked in a hostel we'd sometimes get someone try to check in and their profile on the PC would show up then being kicked out of one of our hostels across the country. Their fucking face when we tell them 'sorry we're full xD'

[Anonymous No.11438166]

>>11438093
>omfg, I got blacklisted from Pajeet's 4 bed bug ridden Best Westerns and a couple filthy yuropoor hostels. Guess I should just give up now and starve

[Anonymous No.11438179]

>>11438093
I found this out the hard way when I blacked out at a local one and acted afool. Now I can't get a room within 60 miles of here.

[Anonymous No.11438189]

>>11438093
well, unless the cops are there, you'd have to be pretty fucking stupid to be like, "yea, you got me, My name's John Smith. I guess you can just go ahead and add my name to your shit list"

[Anonymous No.11438236]

>>11438179
What exactly did you do to get banned in a 60 mile radius?

[Anonymous No.11438259]

>>11438236
This was when that retarded "I'm on a Boat" SNL thing came out, and I was banging on the walls and singing it loud as fuck

[Anonymous No.11438272]

>>11429931
This. Take it to the next level

[Anonymous No.11438286]

>>11429772
lol

[Anonymous No.11438358]

>>11438179
I mean, you can't say something like that and not give us a greentext story

[Anonymous No.11438364]

>>11438166
>Goes to shithole countries
>Brings bedbugs back with him
>OMG fukken hotels, I cri evry tim

[Anonymous No.11438392]

>hotel food
fuck hotel food, I stayed in a 4 stars beach hotel during my vacations last year and every time we had breeakfast or lunch or whatever I always ended up with diarrhea, then I learned they recycle their water.

[Anonymous No.11438419]

>>11438392
You do realize the exact thing is done with municipal water all over America right? The water molecules you're boiling your pasta in, making ice with, and drinking down very well could have been steeping shit 2 weeks before

[Anonymous No.11438432]

>>11438419
>third world country purification systems
>vs
>first world country purification systems
guess which one is done right and don't give you liquid shit

[Anonymous No.11438458]

>>11438432
he didn't say "don't know how to recycle their water", did he?

[Anonymous No.11438495]

>>11429804
>>11429820
Be honest. What shithole state/country do you live in? In Texas, lots of hotels have free breakfast, you don't have to sign your room number and your chances of being actually asked about it are low if you don't look terrible, because we don't really have issues with niggers like OP for the most part.

[Anonymous No.11438865]

>>11429726
Get a load of this faggot

[Anonymous No.11439366]

This thread was really racist in the beginning but I'm glad it calmed down in the end.

Come on guys, we almost had a blue wave, lets be better to each other.

[Anonymous No.11439374]

>>11439366
Nigger.

[Anonymous No.11439521]

>>11429743
>White privilege
It doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.11439535]

>>11429743
This post is an honest example of tumblr visiting 4chan to shitpost.

[Anonymous No.11439560]

>>11429743
lmao cry about it
btw I fucking love having the receipt checkers at my closest Wal-Mart just wave me out and wish me a good day without even bothering to check
(all of the receipt checkers are minorities btw, most of them are Samoan or black)

[Anonymous No.11439581]

>where's your room key, sir?
>oh, my mistake, I left it in my room, I can run and get it if needed
>no problem, sir, enjoy your breakfast

easy

[Anonymous No.11439591]

>>11439581
>leaves room key in room
>I can go run and get it
...

[Anonymous No.11439617]

>>11432204
>I work front desk at a hotel, only literal homeless dirty scum do this, never anyone else
So in other words, the only way you'll get caught doing it is if you look like homeless dirty scum.

[Anonymous No.11439640]

>>11439581
>I'm sorry sir, let me rephrase that: What is the room number you are staying in?

[Anonymous No.11439651]

>>11429794
Wouldn't people see that you're obviously walking through the front door and directly to the breakfast room (which is on the same floor sometimes)?

[Anonymous No.11439668]

>>11439651
If you were worried about that wouldn't you simply not walk directly from the front door to the breakfast room?

Get on elevator. Ride it up, then go back down again. Go to breakfast straight off the elevator.

[Anonymous No.11439673]

>>11437599
I think the problem with airbnb is that it's unregulated. I mean if I'm staying at a hotel that means I don't want to have to be artificially friendly with strangers that I'm staying with, I can come and go as I please and all hours, and can bring a girl with me, don't have to worry too much about weirdos with hidden cameras, weirdos going through my stuff... the list goes on and on.

I can understand the use for airbnb, mostly for tourists who just want a place to chill out.

[Anonymous No.11439680]

>>11439673
Filming people in private is illegal pretty much everywhere afaik so there is probably just as good a chance that would happen in a hotel. Also if you get a shared Airbnb you're doing it wrong

[Anonymous No.11439720]

>>11429743
I love this post. You triggered the fuck out of the repubs and kekbois lmao

[Anonymous No.11439727]

>>11439680
A couple more advantages to a hotel is that one can chat up the conciage to find out where to get good weed, and if I get there late at night and don't know the area I can maybe get some room service. Mostly that stuff is paid for by companies, so there's no out of the pocket expense.

[Anonymous No.11439736]

>>11439680
>americans are so guilty they're afraid of being filmed
freedom

[Anonymous No.11439749]

>>11439736
GTFO back to your commie nation run by the GRU aka KGB.

[Anonymous No.11441129]

>Not renting a private villa with a cook and maid included on vacations, instead stay in a shit tier inn

Whoa, whats wrong with you people?

[Anonymous No.11441894]

>>11439651
Hotels have many entrances, especially if there are restaurants and bars in them.

[Anonymous No.11441909]

>>11438392
>then I learned they recycle their water.
What do you think your local city council does with their waste water once it's been treated?

[Anonymous No.11441924]

you fucking THIEFS

[Anonymous No.11441991]

>>11433128
Idk seems like a cheap way to get a decent breakfast especially if you are traveling or happen to be near a hotel at breakfast time

[Anonymous No.11442401]

>>11437973
story?

[Anonymous No.11442445]

>>11429746
>Most people have shame

You were just raised well.
People are the absolute worst.

[Anonymous No.11442487]

>>11437973
>>11442401
We saw the same youtube video, eh?

[Anonymous No.11442791]

>>11442487
?

[Anonymous No.11443242]

>>11442791
Huh?

[Anonymous No.11443266]

>>11429743
never stop posting

[Anonymous No.11443388]

>>11429716

[Anonymous No.11443442]

I worked at a Hampton Inn doing night audit for about a year.

>Yeah, the food is low quality shit.
>No, we'd never check room keys or ask your room number.
>I had people come in and straight up tell me they weren't guests of the hotel, but asked if I cared if they had breakfast. I did not give a fuck. Go fill up.
>Even if I suspected someone was eating and wasn't a guest there, policy was to not do anything about it unless they're causing a scene about it.

In summation, at least at a Hampton Inn, you can walk in off the street and go have their breakfast. Just try to act like you belong and nobody will say anything.

Also, for the more niggarly of you out there, here's another "steal from a hotel" tidbit.
>Hampton Inn has a 100% satisfaction guarantee.
>If you are not completely satisfied with your stay FOR ANY REASON, by policy, they have to refund you.
"Good morning. I'm checking out. There was a draft from the window last night. I was mildly cool. I want my money back."

They will try to satisfy you with things like candy bars or restaurant gift cards, but if you push it, they HAVE to refund your money. Any reason at all. I had a guy tell me his wife's snoring kept him up all night and he blamed our pillows.
>"I'm sorry sir. I'll refund the $139 to your card right away."

[Anonymous No.11443445]

>>11434405
yeah but they usually also have a waffle maker or french toast sticks.

if they have french toast sticks you know i'm getting a plate of them

[Anonymous No.11443458]

Wow. A lot of you are really overestimating how much of a fuck someone making minimum wage cares about their shit job.

[Anonymous No.11444647]

>>11431230
I had the pleasure of outing one of these people once while staying at a hotel. Dude walked in and looked obviously out of place, like a fucking bum. I approached one of the hotel people and asked if the homeless looking fellow was staying there, they approached the guy, and surprise surprise he was just trying to get free food, he even begged them to let him have something while he was escorted out, lmao.
Bottom line, I dont care if its 2$ shitty food, I had to pay for it and so do you.