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Should I go to the hospital?

>> No.11429534
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>>11429524
WE ATE SO MANY SHRIMP
I GOT IODINE POISONING
FUCK NIGGAS MAKE ME SICK
WITH ALL THEIR PINCHIN'
AND BARGAININ'

>> No.11429552

If they are farm raised and from southeast asia, GET TO THE ER IMMEDIATELY. They are toxic as fuck.

>> No.11429563

>>11429524
You just need to balance it with 2000ccs of white wine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP97PPTufJA

>> No.11429851

>>11429524
>HOW MANY SHRIMPS DO YOU GAVE TO EAT
>BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK

>> No.11429875

>>11429851
EAT TO MUCH AND YOU'LL GET SICK

>> No.11429893

>>11429875
Based

>> No.11429918

>>11429524
>>11429534
Fucking A!
I thought of that when i read the post.

>> No.11429926

>>11429524
You should probably just go to the bathroom

>> No.11429959

Are you pink yet?

>> No.11430164

>>11429875
SHRIMPS ARE PRETTY RICH

>> No.11430230

>>11429524
400 calories, and 6 grams of fat??? you animal, animal you

>> No.11430323

>>11430230

Its worse than that. Apparently it lowers your HDL too.

Couple more sessions like that OP and youre going to die... in 80 years or so.

>> No.11430337

>>11430323
the pic isn't of fried shrimp, they're peel and eat

https://www.healthydiningfinder.com/shrimp-serving

you do the math, but here's a tip, 4 oz goes into a pound 4 times

>> No.11430344

>>11430323
wait, sarcasm is hard... Christ it's been a long day, sorry

>> No.11430353

enjoy your parasites

>> No.11430375

>>11429524
Something something returning from the airforce yeah I have a history

>> No.11430488

My aunt is allergic to shrimp so if you're my aunt you should go to the hospital before your breathing becomes not possible.

>> No.11430523

>>11430488
Checked but your aunt is probably lying. I had a good friend who was allergic to shrimp. Nigga loved thai fried rice so whenever we hung out I'd order him thai fried rice w/o shrimp. One day they mistook no shrimp tor extra shrimp. This nigga ate half the container before noticing the shrimp, shrugged and said "fuck it I got benadryl" and kept eating.

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>>11429524
you should be fine

>> No.11430621

>>11429534
YOU SAY THAT YOU A BOSS
I AIN’T BELIEVING THAT SHIT

>> No.11430704

rip Pimp C

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