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Should I go to the hospital?
>>11429524WE ATE SO MANY SHRIMPI GOT IODINE POISONINGFUCK NIGGAS MAKE ME SICKWITH ALL THEIR PINCHIN' AND BARGAININ'
If they are farm raised and from southeast asia, GET TO THE ER IMMEDIATELY. They are toxic as fuck.
>>11429524You just need to balance it with 2000ccs of white wine.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP97PPTufJA
>>11429524>HOW MANY SHRIMPS DO YOU GAVE TO EAT>BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK
>>11429851EAT TO MUCH AND YOU'LL GET SICK
>>11429875Based
>>11429524>>11429534Fucking A!I thought of that when i read the post.
>>11429524You should probably just go to the bathroom
Are you pink yet?
>>11429875SHRIMPS ARE PRETTY RICH
>>11429524400 calories, and 6 grams of fat??? you animal, animal you
>>11430230Its worse than that. Apparently it lowers your HDL too.Couple more sessions like that OP and youre going to die... in 80 years or so.
>>11430323the pic isn't of fried shrimp, they're peel and eathttps://www.healthydiningfinder.com/shrimp-servingyou do the math, but here's a tip, 4 oz goes into a pound 4 times
>>11430323wait, sarcasm is hard... Christ it's been a long day, sorry
enjoy your parasites
>>11429524Something something returning from the airforce yeah I have a history
My aunt is allergic to shrimp so if you're my aunt you should go to the hospital before your breathing becomes not possible.
>>11430488Checked but your aunt is probably lying. I had a good friend who was allergic to shrimp. Nigga loved thai fried rice so whenever we hung out I'd order him thai fried rice w/o shrimp. One day they mistook no shrimp tor extra shrimp. This nigga ate half the container before noticing the shrimp, shrugged and said "fuck it I got benadryl" and kept eating.
>>11429524you should be fine
>>11429534YOU SAY THAT YOU A BOSSI AIN’T BELIEVING THAT SHIT
rip Pimp C