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11420444 No.11420444 [Reply] [Original]

Vaguely Sexual Edition

>> No.11420471

>>11420444
>not "prolapsed angus"
Tsk.

>> No.11420501
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>> No.11420504
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>>11420501
HAHA EGG LOL EGG HA EGG
Fuck off.

>> No.11420510

>>11420501
loving this

>>11420504
gay and stupid

>> No.11420512

>>11420501
How does he get out without breaking the eggs?
How does breaking the eggs get him out?
How does eggs breaking out get him?
Does eggs out breaking how get he?

>> No.11420528

>>11420444
that doesnt look good. not bad but beef+cheese+bacon doesn't automatically make "epic food". not unpalatable of course, probably quite satisfying, but theres so much better tasting food you could make for the time and money and with preparation

>> No.11420529
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LOL EGGS

>> No.11420532
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LEL EGGS

>> No.11420536

>>11420501
i do this shit drunk at 4 am on the reg

>> No.11420537
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LOLZ EGGS

>> No.11420542
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LOL EGGS!

>> No.11420544

>>11420504
wow what an artisan cheese master so cultured

>> No.11420546
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LOL EGGS?

>> No.11420550
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LOL EGGS.

>> No.11420554

>>11420501
post-modernly based and epistemoligically redpilled

>> No.11420556
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LOL EGGSS

>> No.11420557

>>11420532
bacon is overkill. just make scotch eggs with a side of bacon

>> No.11420559

>>11420444
wtf was the point of turning it inside out? increased contamination? Did he want to gaurentee someone gets food poisening?

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LOL EGGS

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>>11420512
>Does eggs out breaking how get he?

>> No.11420571
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Thanksgiving coming up. Post turkeys.

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rump

>> No.11420644

>>11420501
Oh man I was waiting for this hahaha

SNEEEEEED

>> No.11420650

>>11420504
waste of time, just go at it with a bread knife

>> No.11420652
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>> No.11420657

>>11420501
Beggzdendradpulled

>> No.11420666

>>11420652
>3 different types of booze
>sangria

Why can't women just be straight with the world and acknowledge they're miserable alkies like the rest of us

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>>11420666
Because
>women

>> No.11420678
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>> No.11420681

>>11420561
>>11420556
>>11420550
>>11420546
>>11420542
>>11420537
>>11420532
>>11420529
This thread is fucking gay

>> No.11420700

>>11420678
a pound of sugar? jesus christ why

>> No.11420717

>>11420536
>Getting intoxicated "on the reg"
>Staying up to 4:00 "on the reg"

>> No.11420752
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>>11420717
>Not getting drunk on the reg
Bitches leave.

>> No.11420753

>>11420700
because you put in water, sugar and salt at a 4:1:1 ratio

>> No.11420757

>>11420571
Turkey, heh.

>> No.11420758

>>11420700
It's a simple brine with equal parts salt and sugar the sugar helps the salt get into the meat it's a part of every brine it doesn't make the meat sweet

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>>11420681
You're a massive fucking faggot.

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>>11420782
You are all the faggots.

>> No.11420850

>>11420561
Proof that niggers are the least evolved humans on the planet. Not even smart enough to cook the egg in it's shell.

>> No.11420859

>>11420782
she a healthy lil gal

>> No.11420878

>>11420529
>not piping the deviled eggs.

>> No.11420884

>>11420504
looks like something from r*ddit

>> No.11420891

>>11420557
based

>> No.11420894

>>11420678
deep frying a turkey is a stupid meme. We did it one year for thaksgiving and it really was not better than just a well roasted turkey.

>> No.11420905

>>11420836
I love wolfe pit. the stupid conspiracy theory music he has in the background has sort of grown on me.

>> No.11420912

>>11420501
e g g

g

g

>> No.11420915

>>11420681
you got a problem with eg gs motherfucker

>> No.11420916

>>11420894
objectively wrong.

A deep fried turkey has much better skin and the peanut oil penetrates somewhat inside the breast, giving the white meat a great flavor.

>> No.11420918

>>11420916
White meat has no flavor. I eat the dark and give that other shit to the kids.

>> No.11420928

>>11420918
You clearly suck at cooking and haven't had deep fried, herbed turkey breast.

>> No.11420932

>>11420678
>peanut oil for deep frying

my joints feel inflamed just watching this

>> No.11420944

>>11420916
Do you know how frying works? Frying works by being so incredibly hot the moisture immediately evaporates leaving a crisp crust on the exterior. The peanut oil does not "penetrate" anything. It simply gets the outside very hot and may keep the natural liquids already in there.

I've had a handful of deep fried turkeys and it's nearly always been lackluster. You can get crispy skin in the oven just as well. Just throw it under the broiler for a few minutes before pulling out of the oven.

>> No.11420951

>>11420944
You forget the fact that oil residue gets trapped in the cavity and seeps into the flesh during the resting period.

>> No.11420983

>>11420444
why does he turn it inside out like a sock? wtfh.

>> No.11420989

>>11420501
I do like how he just throws a pot of 30 some eggs right on the fire at the end.

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>> No.11421004

>>11420444
i want to hump the rump

>> No.11421016

>>11420542
what an ultra faggot.

>> No.11421040

>>11420561
the look of horror on that white man's face. this is when he knew niggers were a mistake. god why are they so awful.

>> No.11421044

>>11420444
Stop eating rump steak

>> No.11421045

>>11420571
why though. wtfh is wrong with some people.

>> No.11421051

>>11420996
Do millennials really do this

>> No.11421072

>>11420836
what vile looking meat flaps.

>> No.11421078

>>11420996
This looks really dumb

>> No.11421150

>>11420752
>getting drunk on the reg
I'm 26 and have chronic alcoholic gastritis, I drank every weekend since I was 18, literally eroded away my stomach lining, don't do this - please stop before it is too late.

>> No.11421175

>>11420836

So much sizzling with those thin slices of meat yet they come out like boiled POS.

>> No.11421207

>>11420501
esoterically based post

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>>11420504
better version. fuck off with that shitty prolonged bullshit

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>> No.11421271

>>11420501
How???

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>> No.11421442

>>11420542
>zoomer version of deadmau

>> No.11421475

>>11420850
That part is understandable; they want to preserve the shell to use it for transporting and storing water or whatever.
But why not lay down some of those leaves on the hot dirt before pouring out the egg? Or use a flat rock or something.

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>> No.11421528

>>11421499
my first time spotting a kenji pov webm in the wild, nice

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>>11421528
Really? I've made a few.

>> No.11421572

>>11421314
as a skelefag with the metabolism of a weasel, the final image makes me rock fucking hard

>> No.11421615
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>> No.11421638

>>11420536
how do you get out of your egg fort?

>> No.11421648

>>11420501
Enough with this fucking video. It's spam at this point and will be treated as such by me.

>> No.11421796
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Wtf is with all the disgusting/troll shit itt? I haven't been on /ck/ since New year's but there used to be quality content on here. I was hoping someone would post a specific webm of a burger that I once saw. I had saved it but phone got fucked and I didn't back up my shit.


Any burger webms?

>> No.11421832

>>11420444

wasting so much garlic and oil triggered me the most

>> No.11421840

>>11421438
wtf

>> No.11421877

>>11421796
Fuck off newfag this is a ja/ck/ board

>> No.11421885
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>>11421648
>spam
alright if you insist

>> No.11421888

>>11421885
its called an eggslut sandwich

>> No.11421890

>>11420444
>Giant amount of Great quaility beef
>stuffing with a mixed artifical vomit
>improper cooking
I-is beef not very valuable in america? Why they can't enjoy the pure taste of each ingredients?

>> No.11421911

>>11421438
Nostalgic kek

>> No.11421957

>>11421911
yeah that was some heavy nostalgia

>> No.11421999

>>11421890
Rump isn't great as far as "steak" cuts go.

>> No.11422113

>>11421890
>rump
>great quality
lad

>> No.11422121
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>> No.11422136

>>11420501
based

>> No.11422142

>>11420528
this, just kill yourself if you cant eat the meat conventionally without adding AWESOME BACON AND CHEESE XDDDDDDDDD
>>11421832
THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS what the fuck had me figuratively cringing

>> No.11422179
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>> No.11422222

>>11420671
god what a milf, too bad she had to chop those titties off, they were great

>> No.11422225

>>11420700
that's like 40 cents worth of sugar, who cares?

>> No.11422226

>>11422222
>has no kids
>still calling her a MILF
what the fuck is wrong with this website

>> No.11422229

>>11421438
much better with sound

>> No.11422232

>>11422225
>thinks it's about the cost and not the calories
how american can you be

>> No.11422234

>>11420444
>HURR RUMP LE ORANGE MAN BAD
This is why you insects are going to get stomped on Tuesday.

>> No.11422242

>>11422234
/pol/ pls go and stay go

>> No.11422245

>>11421885
I bet that's pretty good but no wonder he's planet sized

>> No.11422247

>>11422232
you don't eat the sugar you fucking moron, it's a brine

>> No.11422250

>>11422234
what the fuck are you talking about

>> No.11422251

>>11421150
Where my steatorrhea bros at?

>> No.11422267
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>>11420556
He's no Cool Hand Luke

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>> No.11422289

>>11420501
What's the process of leaving the egg shack without breaking the eggs

>> No.11422300
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>> No.11422302

>>11422300
this is you isn't it

>> No.11422335
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>>11421499
>>11421532
Is this how first worlders see the world?

>> No.11422371

>>11422300
minimalist breakfast would be pouring milk into the cereal bag and drinking it
not this, fancy three ingredient and utensils and a bowl shit

>> No.11422391

>>11421229
>don't give me the prolonged version... skip an entire step
?????????????????

>> No.11422428

>>11420501
i hate that this version of the webm became the meme because the one that starts with the virgin and his full egg fort is funnier

>> No.11422465

>>11420501
>filename
bad job anon

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>> No.11422651

>>11421877


>make it clear I've been here before
>newfag

god I hate redditors so damn much.

>> No.11422896

>>11422121
more?
does he have a yt channel or something?

>> No.11422906

>>11422476
>using peanut m&ms notoriously known for being several times bigger than regular m&ms
what's the point

>> No.11422919

>>11422906
Most people are moderate IQ fuckheads who don't understand why they're doing the things they're doing.

>> No.11422948

>>11422906
>>11422919
in this video, theyre also european

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>> No.11423343

>>11423047
>no tax
You just know there's some shady shit going on here. The whole cart is probably a front for the mafia.

>> No.11423354

>>11423042
>"$1 street food"
>it's more than $1
Lying piece of shit.

>> No.11423360

>>11420501
OP said "vaguely sexual," not "overtly the sexiest man on the planet"

>> No.11423362

>>11423039
I fucking love how little cost of living everything is outside of the US. In the Philippines you can live like a king for $200/month and get better food than you would ever have in the US.

>> No.11423396

>>11423047
>.88 cents for 8 buns
>.98 cents for 8 hotdogs
>$2 total
>did this last week
Sure they're not boiled in hotdog water all day, but it's a lot more food if you're trying to brag about $1 hotdogs
I don't even like ketchup or mustard, but if I did, I could pick up packets of that at any gas station or publix, AND I wouldn't get it on the outside of the bun like a retard

>> No.11423398

>>11421288
What a waste of time. They already make Oreos you stupid fuck.

>> No.11423444

>>11423396
Honestly this. Those shitty hotdogs are a joke.

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>>11423362
Ah yes, high-class Filipino cuisine.

>> No.11423834

>>11420501
What happens when his bottle runs out of oil?

>> No.11424011

>>11421261
I don't think I'd be able to take a fucking shit afterwards but goddamn I want to fuck that macaroni

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Anonymous 11/03/18(Sat)01:41:29 No.11420501>>11420504 >>11420510 >>11420512 >>11420536 >>11420554 >>11420644 >>11420657 >>11420912 >>11420989 >>11421207 >>11421271 >>11421648 >>11422136 >>11422289 >>11422428 >>11422465 >>11423360 >>11423834

Hello r eddit ! :)

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>>11424018
you seem upset

>> No.11424037

>>11424029
no i love redditors like you on my board :D

>> No.11424059

>>11420556
Did he get an instant salmonella poisoning? What's happening here?

>> No.11424086

>>11421328
good lord have mercy on my tainted soul

>> No.11424096

>>11424029
How does he get out?

>> No.11424116

>>11421150
No you don't. No you didn't.

I drank often from 18. When I was 19 I drank 5/6 nights a week for 3 years. Followed by a year of hard spirit drinking. Followed by 3 years of 5/6 day drinking including entire bottles of gin. Then 10 years of constant hard drinking. Day drinking, whole days spent in the pub, night drinking. All in.

I'm sat here drinking an 8% cider laughing at your pathetic stomach lining.

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>>11420556
Is this the same guy?

>> No.11424245

>>11421832
the oil thing is pretty hilarious
"modern" cooking channels
>add a tablespoon of oil
old italians cooking channels
>now lets add some oil
>about half the bottle should be good

>> No.11424276

>>11421150
>every weekend

I used to slam nearly a liter of vodka everyday, you either got unlucky or you were drinking a ton on the weekend.

>> No.11424322

>>11420652
>Cheap pino
>Apple cider
>Sugary fruit

Hangover city, Jesus.

>>11420666
Checked.
Also because then it's not "winky" and "fun" anymore. It's masculine and most women don't wanna appear masculine

>> No.11424343

>>11424157
indian food would be so much more appealing if everything didn't look like slop on a dish.

>> No.11424378

>>11422300
This is how i live, but its because im broke as fuck.

>> No.11424413

>>11421885
Is he cutting bread with a pocket knife?

>> No.11424427

>>11422906
I assume it's to keep people from eating a handful of candy at once.

I'd drink his candy bowl to spite him.

>> No.11424434

>>11423343
You skip tax on a lot of things, they figure out the tax later out of their own pocket.

I've never paid tax in a guitar store, and don't at most local mom and pop stores.

>> No.11424454

>>11424199
I was thinking what a dipshit the whole time, the ending got me good.

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>> No.11424492

>>11424116
>Every human is the same
hmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.11424513

>>11424059
lol salmonella is rare he's just full

>> No.11424523

>>11424464
wow

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>>11424464
These are retarded. especially the pasta and salad. Why would I want sauce/dressing on the bottom? How is this better than Pyrex bowls? The only argument I can think of is that you can screw the cap on.

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>>11424199
If you don't know THE LA BEAST you don't deserve to be on this board.

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>> No.11424581

>>11424570
This is the only Tasty webm I've seen that doesn't look like dogshit, well done

>> No.11424582

>>11424527
Mason jars are a meme at this point.

>> No.11424621

>>11421314
How much do you think the final platter would cost?

>> No.11424684

>>11424621
I would guess $70 or so at a minimum, highly dependent on where the place is. Out here in Ohio at a local(ish) place you're looking at between $11-$17 per pound, depending on which meat.

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>> No.11424859

>>11422335
where are you from, anon?

>> No.11424877

>>11424276
>you either got unlucky or you were drinking a ton on the weekend.
I think both

>>11424116
congrats man, I hope you live long and suffer none of the ill-effects I have despite our similar lifestyles.

>> No.11424964

>>11420536
>>11421638
ANSWER THE QUESTION

>> No.11425009

>>11423398
>He doesn't know the joys of creating something from scratch.

Also I guarantee they taste 10x better than Oreos

>> No.11425033

>>11424777
The bar I used to hang out in had a really nice Guinness tap with a bartender who went to their course and it unironically was a nicer drink than a hastily poured one

>> No.11425093

>>11424859
Some third world shithole, born as a poorfag. I some people aren't mean to be happy.

>> No.11425099

>>11424011
You fuck things by putting them in your ass?

>> No.11425112
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>>11424037

>> No.11425241

>>11421438
What the flying fuck?

>> No.11425344

>>11422242
That's a bot, my dude.

>> No.11425434
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>> No.11425437

>>11421615
fucking no

>> No.11425515

>>11424157
>>11424343
It'd be a lot more appealing to me if they didn't wipe their asses with their hands.

I mean, I know that's an old meme at this point, but I will seriously never let those people make food for me.

>> No.11425518
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>>11425515

>> No.11425552

>>11422179
Is the joke here that it doesn't actually pull apart that easily...?

>> No.11425576

>>11422232
cuck

>> No.11425631

>>11420996
I don't believe I've ever seen anything more Mexican in my life.

>> No.11425676
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>>11425552

>> No.11425899

>>11425552
its jack you idiot, what do you think? lmao normies, man.

>> No.11425942

>>11421615
FAGGOTS

>> No.11425950

>>11423362
Is there a reason for US's high prices that can be explained for dumb people?

>> No.11425953

>>11420678
looks pretty dry on the carve

>> No.11425954

>>11420782
>that deepthroat

>> No.11425958
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>>11425552
Joke?

>> No.11425969

>>11425958
>only one glove
>uses the gloved hand to cut with
what a madman

>> No.11425975

>>11421261
>dude cheese lmao

>> No.11426139

>>11421261
5 gloves of garlic?
FIVE?

Mutt garlic must be a lot weaker

>> No.11426148

>>11421796
Are you seriously on 4chan, on the cooking subsection of an anime imageboard, earnestly expecting consistent and quality posts, threads and discussions on?
Because that would make you one fucking dumb cunt.

>> No.11426191

>>11420444
what a fucking waste of olive oil

>> No.11426197

>>11424116
cool story bro
nice blog bro
sad existence bro

>> No.11426205

>>11425899
ugh i know, NORMIES right? not ubercool OLDFAGS like us amirite (get the reference ;-)?) god i just wish they wouldn't even

>> No.11426211

>>11424570
Lost at the guy eating lemon

>> No.11426222

>>11423726
luckilly he washed it.

>> No.11426248

>>11420782
I've seen this so much that I want to fuck the hell out of her now

>> No.11426257

>>11420559
THIS
I almost gagged watching that mess

>> No.11426259
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>> No.11426261
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>> No.11426263
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>>11421796
>I haven't been on /ck/ since New year's
Anon...


I'm sorry but this IS /ck/ now

>> No.11426286

>>11422300
What the hell is that second thing he pours into the bowl

>> No.11426294

>>11426263
God I would eat that ketchup coming out of her mouth

>> No.11426300
File: 3.00 MB, 640x360, salvation burger - classic cheeseburger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11426300

>>11421796
It goes in waves, at the moment it's just that nasty shit gets lots of those precious (you)s.

>> No.11426316
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11426316

That said, one person's quality content is another person's troll shit. I'm sure lots of people think this looks fucking rank.

>> No.11426325

>>11426300
I've never had a razor thin patty like that that tasted particularly good. I think it's cause all the juice escapes while you cook them.

>> No.11426328
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>> No.11426331
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>>11426325
Those are fried in beef dripping, which I imagine helps counteract the juice loss a bit.

>> No.11426334
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>> No.11426335
File: 2.26 MB, 640x360, cooking with k-pop.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11426339
File: 2.67 MB, 640x640, painted burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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I think that's all the burger webms I have.

>> No.11426344

>>11420678
>sugar brine
>deep fried
do americans really do this? just watching this webm made my heart hurt

>> No.11426345

>>11426334
that fagboi on the left looks just like that pornstar, ramone something

>> No.11426350
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>> No.11426352

>>11426344
Shhh. Deep fried turkey is the one deep fried thing that is nowhere near as bad as it sounds.

>> No.11426355

>>11426350
eww. it looks alive. i would never eat anything that was ever alive.

>> No.11426361

>>11426334
Pretty neat

>> No.11426362

>>11421499
>the 'vark sauce
is he now officially /ourguy/?

>> No.11426374

>>11426263
s-source??

>> No.11426375

>>11426355
Aside from spices is there anything we can eat that was never alive?

>> No.11426379

>>11421885
>pocket knife
>wearing watch in a kitchen
>using chopstick to break up egg
fake and gay, not a real chef

>> No.11426384
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>>11421328

>> No.11426385

>>11426374
Showry but before you get any ideas she's already married to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X80IGb3CNNs

>This woman's 40 years old

>> No.11426389

>>11426385
you've cucked yourself boyo, she's mine now

>> No.11426394

>>11424199
do americans really.........

>> No.11426404

>>11420501
What is the green stuff? Capsicum? I want to make that sanwich now.

>> No.11426409

>>11426263
Tfw WAM fetish.

Delete this, I don't need a 6am boner

>> No.11426419

>>11426375
Shit, apart from ice or just straight eating rocks, I guess you'd have to go scoop up some organic molecules from an interstellar gas cloud.

>> No.11426421

>>11425033
I can believe it. They use those really fine bubbles (N2 vs CO2 I think?), so if you do a hard pour the drink will be nearly flat.

>> No.11426422

>>11426385
>>11426389
nothin personel lads, but shes now mine

>> No.11426428

>>11424570
>Drain
>getting rid of all that flavorful stock
What a painful way to live.

>> No.11426434

>>11426419
organic molecules are
a) alive, and
b) found on earth

>> No.11426443

>>11426375
Salt, water, nothing nutritious though. All hydrocarbons large enough to be nutritious, as well as proteins, are going to require life to be produced in any meaningful amount.

>> No.11426445

>>11426331
I am craving ramli burger now. Used to go to the fire station in SS2 Petaling Jaya somewhere.

>> No.11426446

>>11420444
Nothing "vague" about that

>> No.11426452

>>11420444
retarded amount olive oil. Glad they didnt use it to cook in it but still wasteful.

also: mozarella is a stupid cheese to use. Much better options.

t. dutch guy

>> No.11426455

>>11426434
Organic just means a compound of carbon, and it'd be almost impossible to prove if any particular ones you found on Earth weren't from a living source.

>> No.11426466

>>11426331
STOP WITH THE SAUCE

>> No.11426471

>>11422226
it means like "mother! , i want to fuck"

>> No.11426534

>>11421276
>adds honey to bbq sauce
as if any bought sauce isnt already cloying

>> No.11426588

>>11422896
>>11422121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3GDx3XCMls

>> No.11426653

>>11426334
BIG SHITTY SLIDER STATION

>> No.11426660

>>11426300
She looks like a woman I used to work with in a pizzeria. She was a real nice lady.

>> No.11426763

>>11426588
All that work for what?

Fake absinthe with herbacious soda?

>> No.11426823
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>>11421832
This so much.
Fucking hell, I just watched that video completely for the first time. What the fuck is wrong with these people using a whole god damn bowl of olive oil just to coat a fucking steak? It pisses me off so fucking much.

>> No.11426833

>>11426588
Oh look, it's the drink the guy in front of me orders when I just want a beer.

>> No.11426835

>>11426331
I never liked egg on a burger. In theory it sounds like a good idea, but it never turns out very good.

>> No.11426839

>>11424018
Who hurt you?

>> No.11426844

>>11424018
Nobody cares, homo.

>> No.11426859

>>11426334
These faggots don't know how to sear.

>> No.11426883

>>11420532
>tfw no we cedar plank
Guess no wet cedar plank egg for me

>> No.11426958

>>11426339
fucking hipster restaurants.
that paint roller isnt even doing anything.

>> No.11426966

>>11420444
That looks fucking awful and its so wasteful with oil and herbs like wtf did I just watch? Do people really aspire to cook like that!? To eat that?! Jfc

>> No.11427020

>>11420678
>yaassssss
jesus christ

>> No.11427091

>>11423726
I know it's gross but I wanna try this, out of some gross curiosity I guess...

>> No.11427102

>>11426331
Keto as fuck

>> No.11427104

>>11420571
Women's rights was a mistake

>> No.11427181

>>11426331
>>11426445
Oh fuck yes Ramly burger, fabulous trashy street food. It's not present in this video but
>that moment when the guy presses the patty down and the juices mixed with curry powder ooze out to sizzle on the griddle
They always do it right before they put the patty onto the egg and wrap it up, so you start drooling from the smell.

>> No.11427234

>>11420536
more like regg
but yeah that shit tastes great

>> No.11427236

>>11422121
"Now make me a rum and coke"

>> No.11427253

>>11420678
>66°
>visibly red inside
I hope he gets salmonella.

>> No.11427259

>>11424343
>>11425515
Why do you think they intentionally make the food like like a pile of shit? So you won't notice the actual shit from the chef's hands in it.

>> No.11427282

>>11421288
>Oreos cream is literally butter and sugar
>the joke of "throwing away the biscuit to eat the cream" is just to eat butter+sugar (vanilla flavour optional).
I enjoyed making them and then I even tried other kind of fillings but knowing how they are made me sad.

>> No.11427287

>>11421314
>little knife tap at the start
every time

>> No.11427291

>>11424570
>just dump it out into a big messy pile on the kitchen table

What the fuck lol

>> No.11427371

>>11420504
stupid cunt could've saved time with a chainsaw

>> No.11427391
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>> No.11427416

>>11420504
jesus christ favreau it's just cheese

>> No.11427502
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>>11423726
>mfw the guy wearing the crop top

>> No.11427528

>>11424527
Exactly. How the fuck am I supposed to eat out of a memeson jar.

>> No.11427543

>>11424527
I thought new pyrex is crap since they don't use borosilicate glass?
Or are they still good to get?

>> No.11427548

>>11424527
The type who would follow "recipes" like these would consider practicality to be far lower on the priorities list than taking a photo of it to put on facebook.

>> No.11427553

>>11420671
lol this was the first lady of NY State.

>> No.11427562

>>11420671
I love her.
Her and this chick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lf4qFL9nGU

Protip; a white girl named JaNee WILL fuck you. just ask.

>> No.11427564

>>11426958

No it is. It's wastfully spraying cheese on the countertop.

>> No.11427592
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>>11420905
YOU THE PEOPLE!

I love Larry and his Dad humor. I'd like to have a beer with the dude. I'm just sad that it seems like his distrophy is getting worse from what he was saying on his other channel a few months ago.

>> No.11427594
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>>11427291
You fool, ignorant buffoon; absolute myopath.

>> No.11427654

>>11427391
>Enough estrogen to put pharmaceutic compains out of business

>> No.11427674

>>11426300
>>11426316
I really love how perfect her burgers look like without any of that annoying asian precision.

>> No.11427964

>>11422121

DONGA NO GO IN TALES OF COCK DRINK WITHOUT SUPER BERRIES

>> No.11427992

>>11420678
that looks like shit

>> No.11428003

>>11423362
I find it sad how making 100K a year lets you apply for welfare because you are low income.
https://www.businessinsider.com/san-francisco-households-qualifications-for-low-income-housing-2018-6?IR=T

>> No.11428007

>>11420678
At what point do I start the house fire?

>> No.11428026

>>11425958
I was chopping chipolte today, and after I opened the can, I used a "tongs and knife method" to get it minced.

Does that make me Jack-tier silly, or was this reasonable?

>> No.11428033

>>11427391
otherwise known as gluten!!11!!

>> No.11428106
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>>11420678
Why would you boil the water to just add ice? I can understand boiling to increase dissolution of salt and sugar, making it more concentrated, but adding the ice defeats to purpose because you're just adding more water.

>> No.11428143

>>11428106
I agree it really doesn't make sense in this recipe, but usually when brining, you're throwing in a bunch of peppercorns, allspice, sliced citrus, ect, and exposure to heat will get those ingredients to release flavor more freely.

You might get some degree of that from exposing the molasses in the sugar to heat, but it still seems like a waste.

>> No.11428624

>>11427391
"I dont want to eat meat but I want my food to look like meat."

>> No.11428770

>>11427674
She's my /ck/ waifu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOhT4wxT_pI

>> No.11428786
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>>11426385
>>11426263
>howtobasic but a cute autistic jap milf

>> No.11428817

>>11426385
WITAF

>> No.11428911
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>>11421328

>> No.11428914
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11428914

I have 16 pounds of beef. Give me some creative or weird recipies

>> No.11428948

>>11426139
I regurarly use a clove whenever I make a large batch of pasta
i fucking love garlic desu
Also I'm from hungary

>> No.11429106

>>11428786

Korean, good sir.

>> No.11429230

>>11421615
I hate this more than anything

>> No.11429233

>>11427592
Glad I'm not the only one here who knows of Larry

>> No.11429234

>>11428624
Not even a vegetarian but it makes perfect sense why they'd do that.

>> No.11429258

>>11420542
this faggot makes the worst music, i hope he and everyone he loves dies in a fire

>> No.11429269

>>11427371
The friction would heat and melt the cheese. Good cheese melts on your tongue so that's less than 99°f

>> No.11429277

>>11420542
>>11429258
why is so much of his social media devoted to things other than music? what a fucking poser. how is random clickbait garbage worth so much money?

>> No.11429283
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egg

>> No.11429303
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11429303

>>11420678
>YASSSSS

>> No.11429304
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11429304

>This thread

>> No.11429346

>>11427964
DANCE DANCE FOR SUPER BERRIES

>> No.11429417

>>11424378
If you are broke as fuck, why are you not working?
>i got second job weekends at 7-eleven

>> No.11429434

>>11424322
>>11420666
You guys know apple cider's not alcoholic by default right?

>> No.11429748

>>11429434

I don't know what fucked life you have but you do know that apple cider is alcoholic by default, right?

>> No.11429757

>>11429748
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_cider
>Apple cider (also called sweet cider or soft cider or simply cider) is the name used in the United States and parts of Canada for an unfiltered, unsweetened, non-alcoholic beverage made from apples. Though typically referred to simply as "cider" in those areas, it is not to be confused with the alcoholic beverage known as cider throughout most of the world, called hard cider (or just cider) in North America.

>> No.11429850

>>11429757

> alcoholic beverage known as cider throughout most of the world
> called hard cider (or just cider)

Yeah my bad, two countries are definitely right and it's the rest of the world that's wrong

>> No.11429865
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>>11429850
It's not fault that American Culture is Global Culture.

>> No.11429891

>>11426588
I fucking laughed when he pulled out the canister

>> No.11429949

>>11426286
I believe it's coffee from one of those over priced chemex mr. coffees.

>> No.11429972

>>11424018
Imagine being like the people in that thread

>> No.11430345

>>11420757
Got me good, thanks for the laugh

>> No.11430354

>>11423039
>>11423042
>>11423047
I really like the way people act on camera. You can tell that they're trying to do what they do as good as they can.

>> No.11430391

>>11420504
why would someone need that much cheese?

>> No.11430402

>>11420782
what was she trying to do?