/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11419949]

Do Americans really eat like this?

[Anonymous No.11419952]

No

[Anonymous No.11419959]

>>11419949
I use a small shovel

[Anonymous No.11419963]

that is known as the shovelin' position and grants the shortest range-of-motion from plate to mouth
just a flick of the wrist really

[Anonymous No.11419964]

Only when vietnam war veterans have ptsd flashbacks about stabbing rice farmers to death.

[Anonymous No.11419969]

>>11419949
I don't. Not even just because it looks retarded. I see absolutely no technical advantage too it despite what this guy said >>11419963

[Anonymous No.11419973]

>>11419949
pfft, fork.

[Anonymous No.11419980]

>>11419949
More efficient than using sticks and more hygenic than using hands my asian pajeet friend

[Anonymous No.11419990]

>>11419949
I'm glad I'm not the only one that is bothered when I see people holding cutlery like they're about to get involved in a prison stabbing.

[Anonymous No.11420004]

>>11419949
My wife eats like this, but she's a FOB gook.

[Anonymous No.11420035]

>>11420004
You need to train your animals properly

[Anonymous No.11420114]

My cousin married a man-child who eats like this. (Google calls it "Shovel grip") He's a fucking lazy useless swine and I can't understand why she'd want to attach herself to such a person.

He comes over to family gatherings only to eat and then sits on his phone in the living room the rest of the night w/o bothering to offer to help clean up or help with anything after the meal. He does that mouth-smacking-heavy-nose-breathing "nyom-nyom-nyom" and I swear to god his jowels and smacking make him look and sound like a dirty farm pig. Can't wait for him to choke on a bone or something. Fat greedy useless disgusting fuck.

[Anonymous No.11420133]

>>11420114
It irritates the fuck out of me. The only thing worse is when they hold the fork in an inverse stabbing sort of way. It actually looks painful. Like it's going to give them carpal tunnel someday I don't mean to come across as a snob or anything, but simple table manners or dinner guest ettiquite is apparently very rare.

[Anonymous No.11420172]

>>11420114
Those people should unironically be shot at daylight.

[Anonymous No.11420194]

>>11420133
It shows me that his mother failed to do her job and raise a proper human being. How you go that long in life and not know basic shit like this?

[Anonymous No.11420213]

>>11420194
>Anon, if you hold your fork like that no girl is going to want to date you
>Chew with your mouth closed
>Bring a bottle of wine
>Offer to help out, even if you know they are going to refuse
Why are these such challenging concepts?

[Anonymous No.11420227]

>>11420114
Is your cousin hot?

[Anonymous No.11420229]

>>11420213
I honestly don't get it. I will do anything in my power to sit away from his part of the table and I refuse to look at him when I find myself in that unfortunate circumstance.

Like I said, I'm waiting for him to inhale something into his throat while he's snorting his food.

[Anonymous No.11420238]

>>11420114

[Anonymous No.11420244]

>>11420172
after being worked to exhaustion in the gulag

[Anonymous No.11420245]

>>11420229
The sad part is that he's not rare as diners go. Next time you go to a restaurant give the room a look and you'll notice way too many people behaving like this.
Not to get in to a blog/rant, but the people who do the whole
>Gimme uh
>I'll have uh
>I need uh
fit in to the same category. When did saying please and thank you go out of style?

[Anonymous No.11420600]

There's a guy at work who eats like this. He starts his meal by cutting everything into bite size pieces and then just grasps the fork like some kind of brute and shovels the pieces in. He puts an ungodly amount of salt on everything as well.

[Anonymous No.11420702]

i hold my fork like a pen

[Anonymous No.11420708]

>>11419949
I unironically use chopsticks. They just work the best imo

[Anonymous No.11420716]

>>11420702
If that's how you hold a pen then you're mentally damaged.

[Anonymous No.11420720]

>>11420708
i wrap all my food in tinfoil and eat it like a candy bar

[Anonymous No.11420721]

>>11420702
Good posture anon.

[Anonymous No.11420727]

>>11420716
how the fuck do you hold a pen?

[Anonymous No.11420736]

>>11420702
you look like you're focusing really hard on holding it "correctly" like some kind of autistic toddler

[Anonymous No.11420740]

>>11419949
>he doesn't eat prisoner style

[Anonymous No.11420742]

[Anonymous No.11420760]

>>11419959
>not using a big shovel
faggot

[Anonymous No.11420766]

>>11420702
>>11420716
>>11420727
Precision grip is like the pic on the left. Held between the thumb and index finger and resting against the side of the middle finger. Holding a pen like you were holding that fork, i.e. between all three fingers, is retarded.

[Anonymous No.11420769]

>>11420736
what would be more natural, anon?

[Anonymous No.11420770]

>>11420766
Forgot the pic

[Anonymous No.11420772]

>>11420702
>not grasping the pen in your fist and using the pen to stab food and bring it closer to your maw

[Anonymous No.11420775]

>>11420770
thats stupid

[Anonymous No.11420779]

>>11419949
Lol. Someone eating like this is afraid that someone will take away their food.

[Anonymous No.11420783]

>>11420772
fuck off furfag

[Anonymous No.11420787]

>>11420775
It's the same precision grip we have been evolving over centuries because it works. I've only ever seen special needs kids holding a pen with the pinch grip you were using. How you can get to adulthood and not know how to hold a pen is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.11420796]

>>11420783
>"maw?" like in my furry vore?
>t. furfag
t. furfag

[Anonymous No.11420820]

>>11420702
How fucking fat are, those fingers man

[Anonymous No.11420988]

I eat my food through a straw

[Anonymous No.11420997]

>>11420702
looks fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.11421148]

>>11420796
>>11420783
what??
maw~./ the gullet of a greedy person

[Anonymous No.11421152]

>>11419949
Stop posting about Americans

[Anonymous No.11421164]

>>11419949
>no breakfast gun

Yeah, maybe in California.

[Anonymous No.11421172]

>>11421164
Egg looks a little overdone. Otherwise 10/10 breakfast