/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11418806]

*falls apart like my marriage*

[Anonymous No.11418912]

>>11418806
Fucking amateurs. None of this is even interracial porn. Imagine raiding a 4chan board and not posting bbc....

[Anonymous No.11418918]

>>11418912
Bleached > blacked
>tfw destroy my friend's fat black pussy every time she comes over

[Anonymous No.11418920]

>>11418806

[Anonymous No.11418927]

>>11418920
How is that supposed to help? I honestly don't know

[Anonymous No.11418931]

>>11418927
its a tortilla warmer you warm your tortillas in it and they dont fall apart

[Anonymous No.11418938]

>>11418918
>Engaging yourself into bestiality

Fucking degenerate Anon

[Anonymous No.11418949]

>>11418931
It's plastic though, isn't it? How am I supposed to heat it up?

>>11418938
Say what you want but she has the tastiest pussy I've ever tasted

[Anonymous No.11418955]

>>11418806
Epic
>>11418949
Stick it up your gigantic asshole

[Anonymous No.11418965]

>>11418949
Yeah well if you consider gorilla's pussy tasty you got some serious issues Anon.

[Anonymous No.11418971]

>>11418965
t. incel

[Anonymous No.11418991]

>>11418955
My asshole isn't gigantic, I only bottom for small cocks cause it doesn't stretch well

[Anonymous No.11418997]

>>11418971
>Name calling your opponent because he's telling the truth

Nice ad hominem argument there, I'm sorry I don't engage in such pathetic acts like fucking an orangutang and calling a random person on a anime imageboard an incel for saying do some fuck up shit but you say it not me

[Anonymous No.11419044]

>>11418918
Don't listen to these other faggots, I'm insanely jealous. I live in a rural cold place so I never see any qt negresses, I would give anything to pump a load into one

[Anonymous No.11419070]

I'm eating 30 days out of date frozen hamburgers for science and general knowledge. No problems so far, just couple hard spots.

[Anonymous No.11419076]

>>11418997
*tips virginity*

>>11419044
Thank you, anon. She's a great friend and can actually keep up with me when I'm drinking. She loves my black jokes too

[Anonymous No.11419078]

>>11419070
Good to know, keep us updated

[Anonymous No.11419080]

>>11419070
wow, a whole 30 days out of date for FROZEN hamburgers?
look out everyone, we got a real wildman over here. A real loose cannon.

[Anonymous No.11419097]

>>11418918
It's good that you don't let the opinions of others pressure you into thinking like them. If she makes you happy and satisfied, then I wish you both a long lasting intimate and physical relationship.

[Anonymous No.11419098]

>>11419080
I'm a pudd, I never eat anything out of date.

[Anonymous No.11419113]

>getting married

lolo. dumbshit

I put bacon fat in mine

[Anonymous No.11419131]

>>11418806
And that’s why gluten is important, as soon as they get cold they lose all flexibility

But serously, dont be an idion and cool them before stacking and storing inside a sealed bag

[Anonymous No.11419231]

>>11419076
>*tips virginity*
I could smell the filthy reddit gold from here you nigger loving faggot

>>11419044
Then go to Detroit or Chicago do you want to pump one up then faggot. Your dumbass would be dead in a heartbeat if you try to go to those jungles.

[Anonymous No.11419283]

>tfw controlled opposition going "nigger nigger nigger" on every board to make /pol/ look worse than it already does to the normies
fucking just...

[Anonymous No.11419293]

>>11418806
You're supposed to double up corn tortillas

[Anonymous No.11419306]

>>11419231
>being this anally devastated that no woman would ever even kiss you
>vents by throwing racist slurs around online

Failed /pol/tard, everyone

[Anonymous No.11419316]

>>11419306
>Failed /pol/tard
Bit redundant don't you think

[Anonymous No.11419323]

>>11418806
That's your fault for being a fucking idiot and not waiting and then living together for a bit before you propose.

[Anonymous No.11419324]

>>11418806
Heat them up on a dry pan before eating them, that's how you get them soft.

[Anonymous No.11419331]

>>11418918
>being friends with blacks
>having sex with blacks
for what purpose?

[Anonymous No.11419335]

>>11419331
Because some of us can recognize that a lot of blacks aren't dumb fucks who fuck shit up. Hey but let's be racist since one bullied you in school right?

[Anonymous No.11419361]

ITT: a poltard escapes his containment board and is shocked people don't share his retarded circlejerk ideologies

[Anonymous No.11419684]

Race mixing is disgusting and promiscuity and sexual liberation are both a problem and a symptom in the oncoming collapse of the rotting tree we called Western civilization. You cannot prove me wrong no matter how nice it makes your peepee feel
>inb4 incel
I'm in a happy and very long term monogamous relationship tyvm and I have a life etc etc etc

[Anonymous No.11419694]

>>11419684
Anon I'm truly sorry that your life is so shit that you're posting stormfront propaganda on the cooking board of 4chan but come on we both know you've never had a girlfriend

[Anonymous No.11419704]

>>11419335
Enjoy your STD

[Anonymous No.11419709]

>>11419694
>le EBIN stormfront boogeyman
lol what is this, 2012?

[Anonymous No.11419717]

>>11419694
It's not stormfront propaganda my man, it's the saddest of truths, and fortunately I have a gf +10yrs long going strong, who shares my views.
I didn't mean to necessarily inject """/pol/""" stuff into the board but since the thread's here anyway no harm done as long as I keep the sage on.
You gotta understand this is how shit works kiddo, but I'll spare you the screencap/infographic dump.

One thing I don't understand tho is how people complain about muh /pol/ coupled with "it's reddit / it's r/T_D" when the reason half of /pol/ absolutely hates them, their shit, and a large part of the board itself, is precisely because they AREN'T extremist enough, they're just MAGA hat NPCs. I honestly don't get the logic of those accusations, pick a lane.
>>11419709
At least you know he's (probably) not new-new.
Even tho the new wave of muh stormfront came from coordinated discord circlejerks from leftypol trying to make it an accepted narrative on /pol/, /v/ and /tv/. Who knows.

[Anonymous No.11419796]

>>11419717
>have a gf +10yrs long going strong, who shares my views.
Uh, dude, anime waifu pillows don't count, ok? And neither do you, so sayonara.

[Anonymous No.11419813]

>>11419796
seething

[Anonymous No.11419922]

>>11419283
>thinking /pol/ needs "controlled opposition"
I think they do just fine on their own to look bad.