/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11410745]

Could you live on nothing but Flintstones vitamins and rain water?

[Anonymous No.11410760]

>>11410745
No, there's no protein or fat.

[Anonymous No.11410765]

>>11410760
that's what your mum's twatter is for

[Anonymous No.11410768]

You need to burn calories to move. In order to get enough calories, you'd need to eat lethal doses of vitamins.

[Anonymous No.11410769]

>>11410760
American rainwater has fat

[Anonymous No.11410770]

>>11410768
>lethal doses of vitamins
Vitamins are good for you, man

[Anonymous No.11410781]

>>11410769
kek

[Anonymous No.11410786]

>>11410745
I once read about a fat chick who in the 1950's or 60's went on a crash diet of only ice cubes and vitamins (her blood was closely monitored by her doctor and adjusted as needed). She lost 200 lbs in a little over a year but ended up dying of renal failure a few years later.

[Anonymous No.11410795]

>>11410765
shut the fuck up nigger shitstain with down syndrome.

[Anonymous No.11410801]

>>11410765
GOTEM!

[Anonymous No.11410844]

>>11410765
Put me in the reditt screenshot

[Anonymous No.11410951]

>>11410745
Only if you have a huge fat reserve to live off of, and given how dangerous such a diet is you shouldn't expect to live for long.

[Anonymous No.11410972]

>>11410745
If you have a lot of fat stored up then you could last pretty long on just water, vitamins wouldn't even matter much. It takes a long time of zero vitamin intake before you'd actually end up with something like scurvy.

[Anonymous No.11410986]

>>11410786
her renus failed? That's rough, son.

[Anonymous No.11411009]

>>11410745
Flintstones vitamins always remind me of the Ecstasy pills that started floating around in the late 90s-early 00s, all those obscure shaped presses.

[Anonymous No.11411257]

I think you need some sodium

[Anonymous No.11411290]

>>11410745
>be my mother
>buy these
>she plans on giving us at least one a day
>older bro finds them on counter
>gets step stool to steal them
>sweet chalky goodness
>proceed to both eat entire bottle
>go to drink water
>mouth immidatly taste like fizzing chalk
>foam starts froathing into my mouth everytime I cough
>run to bathroom and throw up multicolored, slightly foamy, stomach acid
>I can still taste them just by looking at OP's pic
>mfw

[Anonymous No.11411435]

>>11410745
Redbull tastes like these

[Anonymous No.11411440]

>>11410745
No, my friend suffered from calcium toxicity in grade 7 because he ate nothing but those vitamins for days.

[Anonymous No.11411490]

>>11410745
can you live on nothing but fat cocks OP?

[Anonymous No.11411504]

>>11410745
No and you know the answer is no. Never post here again, you dumb faggot.

[Anonymous No.11411510]

>>11411504
Huh?!? Post moar?

[Anonymous No.11411629]

>>11410770
go eat a polar bear liver then

[Anonymous No.11411683]

>>11410768
>You need to burn calories to move. In order to get enough calories, you'd need to eat lethal doses of vitamins.
With the typical weight of modern westerners you wouldn't need to worry about getting more calories externally any time soon.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/survive-without-eating-382-days/
If 276lb of excess body weight will get you 382 days then you'd have about 70 days you could spare to burn through 50lb if you're the average 200lb American fatty, which would leave you at the appropriate healthy weight for the average US height. Could go even longer than that if you're just shooting for survival and don't have a problem with ending up in underweight territory.

[Anonymous No.11411740]

>>11410795
kikes should have blown up the wtc with you inside

[Anonymous No.11412259]

>>11410769
lel
t.American

[Anonymous No.11412274]

>>11410745

it would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.11412453]

>>11410745
I am currently, yes, op
It's been 34 years btw

[Anonymous No.11412647]

>>11410745
Doesn't your body need protein to replenish your body's cells? Immune system etc...

[Anonymous No.11412668]

>>11412274
U U
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