Learning to love it

[Anonymous No.11407194]

How do I mentally train to make water more appealing? Last night, I dreamed of being a parched patron at a movie theater, seeking out a mystical ancient tree seed that contained clean water within. Now I am drinking water, and it's a bit hard to take.

>stop drinking soda
I do not like soda at all because it tastes of chemicals, I prefer beers, iced teas, fruit punches and lemonades.

[Anonymous No.11407210]

>>11407194
>9.0pH
fuck people are stupid

[Anonymous No.11407218]

>>11407210
>9.0ph
>not based

[Anonymous No.11407221]

drink water you sugar addicted retard

[Anonymous No.11407222]

>>11407194
I'll have the water with oxygen in it please. Maybe a little 9.0pH water after that.

[Anonymous No.11407224]

>>11407218
Heh

[Anonymous No.11407231]

>>11407194
Don't have any other drink in your house than water. Quick way to drop calories too.

[Anonymous No.11407237]

>>11407231
I do drink much water, but it feels more like work. I'm looking for ways to learn to appreciate the taste of it.

[Anonymous No.11407243]

>>11407194
>it's a bit hard to take
How can any person become this way? It is completely unfathomable to me that any person can let themselves become so obsessed with instant sugar gratification that they can't even stomach something that has no fucking taste.
How does this happen? How do people let themselves behave in such a way? Holy shit I can not wrap my mind around it.

[Anonymous No.11407251]

>>11407243
Water can at times taste stale, such as cardboard or styrofoam

[Anonymous No.11407264]

>>11407194
>it tastes of chemicals
>implying water, iced tea, beer, or literally any substance on earth doesn't taste like chemicals

[Anonymous No.11407268]

Add lemon, there's probably zero cal. flavors for bottled water.

Hawaiian punch light has like, 2 grams of sugar per 8 oz, about 1/20th what a can of pepsi has.

>>11407243
Water sucks, only time I drink it is after a lot of exercise adn there's nothing else.

[Anonymous No.11407307]

>>11407251
Get a water filter tubby

[Anonymous No.11407326]

>>11407218

[Anonymous No.11407630]

>>11407307
Do I look tubby to you?

[Anonymous No.11407634]

>>11407630
You look about as bad as me. So yes.

[Anonymous No.11407643]

>>11407194
>I prefer beers, iced teas, fruit punches and lemonades.
Try these.

[Anonymous No.11407657]

>>11407630
Bears go on /lgbt/, thanks.

[Anonymous No.11407663]

>>11407194
>ultra pure water
>plus electrolytes

[Anonymous No.11407670]

>>11407194
LA CROIX or any other kind of sparkling water. Breaks up the monotony of water, tea, and coffee.

[G8rH8r No.11407686]

>>11407643
black raspberry one is very tasty

[Anonymous No.11407693]

I will never understand people who don't /water/ because it's delicious and the single most refreshing thing to drink after any kind of exercise.

In my autism though I don't like chilled water. For some reason when it's cold as in straight out of the fridge it doesn't feel refreshing to me.

[Anonymous No.11407694]

>>11407670
This. I went from Soda to seltzer water to just water.

[Anonymous No.11407720]

>>11407268
That's legitimately equivalent to saying "air sucks."
You can't live without water. The only reason you haven't died is because the shit you drink is made with some water, but you will inevitably have complications as a result of not drinking enough water. Liver failure, kidney failure, kidney and bladder stones, and gall stones are the most obvious ones, but you can also damage your eyes and brain, which are almost entirely water; you can weaken your joints and skin; and I know all the sugar isn't doing your teeth or fat gut any favors.

[Anonymous No.11407735]

>>11407194
Is this brand soy boy approved?

[Anonymous No.11407737]

>>11407194
>I don't like soda, tastes of chemicals
>ahh, nice refreshing beer