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"Welcome to Safeway, how may I help you?"

wyd?

>> No.11403895
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11403895

>>11403889
Dance with him

>> No.11403899
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>>11403889
Sample his thicc prosciutto

>> No.11403904

oh i'm gay btw if that matters

>> No.11403912

>>11403904
Yeah no shit.

>> No.11403931

>>11403889
This is a Shop Rite.

>> No.11403938

I'd be suspicious. Is he even employed there, where's his name tag?

>> No.11403992

Excuse me, w-where is your cock, I mean dick, u-uh shlong, PENIS.

....sausage, what aisle has the Italian sausage.

>> No.11403995

>>11403992
cringe

>> No.11404007

>>11403889
eh. 6/10 face.
pass.

>> No.11404018

>>11403889
That's definitely not a Safeway. Any why is there a random naked guy? If he's an employee he really shouldn't be touching his privates at work.

>> No.11404026

>>11403889
if he is an employee i report him and call the police. if he is a random person, i report him and call the ploice... huh.

>> No.11404030

>>11403889
Why the fuck is the jester trying to pretend to be a helpful employee?

>> No.11404036

>>11403889
Tell him this isn't a gay bar, I'm just trying to buy eggs

>> No.11404063

>>11404036
leather clubs 2 blocks that way pal

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>>11404063
fuck you

>> No.11404124

>>11403889
Where are your bananas?

>> No.11404291

Why are men such beautiful creatures?

>> No.11404293

>>11404291
because you're a girl or a fag.

>> No.11404311

he looks really warm

im not saying im gay but like i would totally snuggle up to him to keep from shivering while i decide what yogurt to get

>> No.11404355

>>11403895
Why am I seeing this handsome gentleman everywhere today?

>> No.11404377

>>11403889
God, I hope he's into fat, hairy, balding, old dudes

>> No.11404431

>>11404311
i think we all know what kind of yogurt youre into

>> No.11404435

>>11403912
I thought he was a girl.

>> No.11404446

>>11403889
I see shaft.
MOOOOOOODS

>> No.11404493

>>11403889
Walk directly backwards, do not break eye contact, have my hand on my pepper spray the entire time.

>> No.11404499

>>11403889
I tell him my back hurts and I need him to grab things off the bottom shelf for me. As he bends over, my finger will go cave exploring.

>> No.11404819

>>11403889
"Could you get that thing from the top shelf for me?"
"Two packets please"

>> No.11404854

>>11403889
This is not a Safeway.
1. Where are the yellow sales tags that cover everything.
2. Why the heck does the floor and other surfaces look so new and clean.
3. The lighting is too blue shifted and not in keeping with brand image policies.
4. The flooring not just the wrong color but, it appears to be the wrong materiel as well. I mean using rectified porcelain grade 5 tile* suggests the store is very small and/or has lots of money to buy nice flooring.

*as it appears in pic and newer pattering suggest recent construction

>The only thing that makes me think this maybe a Safeway is the dude there. He must work night shift as he is buff from the harsh physical labor of reloading the store. Clearly can get away with dress-code violations as Director is not on site and/or can not afford clothing with his low pay.

>> No.11404860

>>11403889
Bend over, present my anus, and ask him to show me where the sausage is.

>> No.11404866

>>11404854
Kek