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Anonymous Sun Oct 28 08:08:52 2018 No.11396080 [Reply] [Original]

Now I'm gonna teach you, how to take vodka à la russe... First of all, you need of course genuine Russian vodka, either Stolychnaya or Moskovskaya.

Then you need a newspaper; preferably Pravda or Komsomolskaya Pravda as tablecloth. You can't drink vodka without snacks, soda and mixers are for fags, real Russian only drinks straight. Vobla (dried roach, fish, not an insect), some onions or pickles, you can replace fish with smoked pork if you want to.

Forget about dishes, only utensil you are allowed to use is wooden cutting board and of course knife. Dress code for that are baggy old sweat pants and dirty wife beater, if weather is cold, put some random jacket over it.

If you are broke or have too heavy hangover, you can forget the snacks, after shot of vodka just smell your underarm or sleeve to get alcohol fumes off your nose. For authentic experience use simple thick table-glass or 'granchak' (faceted drinking glass). Don't drink alone, ask your neighbor to come over, but if you don't have any friends, listen to some Russian pop music radio stream. Na zdorovye (cheers)!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 08:13:49 2018 No.11396096 looks comfy

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 11:17:27 2018 No.11396524 >>11396080 > after shot of vodka just smell your underarm or sleeve to get alcohol fumes off your nose. Or just a take a whiff of bread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 11:39:40 2018 No.11396589 >>11396080 I had a Russian teach me eating a pickle after taking a swig. Might be ok one or two times but consuming a sizeable amount of vodka and pickles leads to pig disgusting burps. Or vomiting, if you're a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 11:49:50 2018 No.11396619 >>11396080 this is only way to drink vodka anyone doing it any other way is a huge faggot if you drink grey goose you should be shot and the bottle shoved up your idiot ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 11:59:17 2018 No.11396638 File: 31 KB, 570x387, ....jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11396619 >huge faggot >shove a bottle up its ass Might as well kiss them and give them a massage too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 19:09:17 2018 No.11398412 >>11396589 Snacks are only for the starters to get on the rail. You didn't came to eat, but to drink and have fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 19:15:19 2018 No.11398434 >>11396080 >'нa здopoвьe' кaк тocт yгaдaй oткyдa знaю, чтo ты пиндoc-кocплeйep инeтoвcкий, пeдик

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 19:16:06 2018 No.11398438 >>11396080 thought stoly was a latvian boi

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 19:20:38 2018 No.11398448 >>11398412 Guess I didn't express myself properly. We used the pickles as a chaser... walking down the street with a bottle of vodka and a jar of pickles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 19:22:50 2018 No.11398460 >>11398438 Nah, it was developed brand in the thirties and approved by Stalin himself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 19:23:22 2018 No.11398462 File: 17 KB, 230x425, Jewel_Black___11122.1496689808.1280.1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do actual Russians drink Jewel of Russia vodka? A stripper I know loves this stuff, she's American though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 19:28:33 2018 No.11398484 >>11396619 What's wrong with Grey Goose?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 19:29:02 2018 No.11398487 blyat, why not Russian Standard brand

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 19:31:58 2018 No.11398491 >>11398434 Этo для aмepикocoв, пидapaн

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 20:18:20 2018 No.11398657 >>11398462 Actual Russians drink anything, even after shave, if they are desperate enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 21:35:21 2018 No.11398903 >>11398657 Good god

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 21:44:40 2018 No.11398939 >>11398903 Look at the fucking abbos in straya, motherfuckers brew alcohol from fucking marmite

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 21:47:10 2018 No.11398950 >>11398939 *vegemite

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 21:57:11 2018 No.11398983 Im told that alcoholism among men is such a debilitating relationship prolbem that abstinence or moderation basically guarantees lots of dating options for men. Any truth to this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 21:57:16 2018 No.11398984 >>11396080 Lol, nice fun read anon.

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Anonymous Sun Oct 28 22:19:21 2018 No.11399084

>>11398484

I'm given to understand that people look down on Grey Goose because it's expensive for vodka, which is meant to be a drink made by and for dirt-poor tough guys. It's also not unpleasant to drink, which is something you can't brag about as a dirt-poor tough guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 22:25:35 2018 No.11399117 >>11399084 >It's also not unpleasant to drink, Because they add glycerine to it to make taste smooth. It's overpriced piss shit for stupid naive snobs who don't know any better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 22:26:40 2018 No.11399120 >>11399117 I'm gonna keep drinking it. Fuck the haters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 22:31:01 2018 No.11399148 >>11399120 Sure keep drinking, it's your money your health. There are almost 1/2 price vodkas that were distilled several times and no chemicals added to them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 23:12:08 2018 No.11399307 File: 22 KB, 540x720, Ciroc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11399148 Now complain about Ciroc

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 23:15:50 2018 No.11399322 >>11399117 This guy tested vodkas and didn't think Grey Goose contained Glycerol. https://www.artofdrink.com/science/glycerol-in-vodka-results

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 23:19:23 2018 No.11399341 >>11399148 Glycerine isn't toxic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 23:20:39 2018 No.11399347 >>11396589 >not enjoying salty pickle burps You may be a fag

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 23:23:09 2018 No.11399358 >>11399307 Never had it. Sounds like typical brandy made from grapes but clear. Might be good if made honestly,not like the Gray Goose shit. But being French is automatically overpriced. Might buy it to give a try.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 23:24:11 2018 No.11399361 >>11399341 mixed with alcohol is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 23:55:08 2018 No.11399471 >>11399358 It's a vodka, not a brandy my man.

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Anonymous Mon Oct 29 00:02:29 2018 No.11399498

>>11399471
>It's a vodka
No it's a type of clear brandy.
Same like plum brandies,apricot or apple brandies.
They gave this fake false tag of vodka for false marketing.
It's made out of grapes therefore is brandy, but typical brandies are amber in color this one is clear.
Maybe google and learn definition of vodka and also read that they don't call it vodka, but a'la vodka.
Typical marketing scam.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 00:58:34 2018 No.11399700 >>11399498 I was under the impression that brandy is specifically distilled wine, and that the word "brandy" was derived from some word that means "burnt wine."

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 01:08:45 2018 No.11399747 >>11399700 >I was under the impression that brandy is specifically distilled wine, Yes, brandy is distilled from wine. Definition of vodka excludes alcohols made from fruits. Period.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 01:13:38 2018 No.11399764 Excellent pic OP. Aesthetic as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 01:18:47 2018 No.11399780 >>11399764 Picture is great I agree. Very retro for sure. Good choice OP.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 01:19:49 2018 No.11399784 >>11399780 ..and I love the story OP posted with it. Great fun read.

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Anonymous Mon Oct 29 01:54:52 2018 No.11399883

>>11396080
>tfw spoiled by Rooskie grandparents smuggling me alcohol every time they fly over
>cant drink anything at the bars apart from from Grey Goose, which is "drinkable" at best

Can any slavs name a vodka that you can get in the US that isn't one of those englished slavic meme names but drinks well enough to be worth buying over craft beer?

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Anonymous Mon Oct 29 02:03:26 2018 No.11399920

>>11399700
How the fuck do you think they make cirac?

>ferment the sugar source, in this case fucking grapes
>man, we just made wine!
>ah fuck, its shitty wine.
>I know lets go put it in a still and see what happens!
>fuck yeah we made brandy!
>still sucks
>leave that shit in their until we distill out all the alchohal, fuck all those esters and shit
>???
>le'vodka ala frog

Vodka is by definition a product of grains. You distill down to basicly pure alchohol then water to your target abv. Keep it in a container that doesnt have soluble garbage in it like those fucking savages in the north Atlantic and hey! You have vodka!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 02:08:01 2018 No.11399930 >>11399920 Lmao, your green text gave me belly lols

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 02:09:06 2018 No.11399938 >>11399920 >Vodka is by definition a product of grains. and or potatoes, but grain is superior of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 02:34:38 2018 No.11400013 >>11399883 Just drink Skol

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 02:45:57 2018 No.11400050 File: 205 KB, 540x540, Russian Standard Vodka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11400013 or this,much better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 02:47:58 2018 No.11400058 File: 114 KB, 981x768, RUSSIAN STANDARD+IMPERIA vodkas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 02:52:34 2018 No.11400068 >>11399307 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 03:27:34 2018 No.11400150 >>11398484 It's an overpriced and very well marketed brand. Fun Fact: they made the bottles excessively tall so it could only fit on the top shelves of bars, to complete the illusion that it is good

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 03:31:22 2018 No.11400165 >>11399700 if you make brandy from any other fruit wine you have to specify the fruit (cherry brandy) but if you just use "brandy" by itself it means wine from grapes

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 03:34:33 2018 No.11400178 >>11399883 Russian Standard Vodka if you can find it, Ketel One if you cant

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 03:35:44 2018 No.11400180 >>11400050 >>11400058 redpilled posts

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 03:36:04 2018 No.11400182 File: 47 KB, 650x650, 36DCEA72-0376-4EC9-BCA6-AAD4CD69780F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11396080 mfw I dring vodka with fanta..

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 03:40:05 2018 No.11400194 File: 132 KB, 1280x800, Russian Standard_Rocink tattoo beret.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11400180

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Anonymous Mon Oct 29 03:43:16 2018 No.11400199

>>11396080
I've traveled quite a bit but never had any desire to visit Russia. But I also drink vodka straight throughout most of the day and love pickles and pickled/cured fish and shit with onions. My mom was adopted and I think I might have some Russian in me, because I absolutely love this kind of shit and everyone around me acts like I'm crazy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 03:49:13 2018 No.11400219 File: 89 KB, 800x544, Russian-Standard-vodka-case-study.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 03:53:06 2018 No.11400229 File: 356 KB, 557x800, Russian-Standard-Vodka-kept-Oscar-guests-happy-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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Anonymous Mon Oct 29 03:56:50 2018 No.11400236

>>11399498
Vodka can be distilled from literally anything fermentable, including grapes or molasses. The definition of vodka is an unaged spirit that is first distilled to near-azeotropic abv to free all distinctive flavors and aromas, then diluted to drinking strength. Brandy is specifically produced from wine that is potable prior to distillation, and preserves the flavors of the original product.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 04:00:22 2018 No.11400242 File: 258 KB, 1023x763, Russian-Vodka girls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 04:04:56 2018 No.11400253 File: 73 KB, 800x530, steak tartare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11396080 Steak tartare is a great, fancier zakuska. Vodka goes well with hearty red meats in general.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 10:59:25 2018 No.11401183 >>11399883 Cant go wrong with Russian Standard also Stolychnaya is good and cheap (stay away from Smirnoff)