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What's your favorite meal your gf cooks for you?

>> No.11394522
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>>11394508
>tfw no GF.

>> No.11394530

>>11394508
Nothing, I have wife, but she makes excellent bahn xeo and beef jerky.

>> No.11394535
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>>11394508

Chinese dumplings. Only because it's the only thing she ever cooks for me.

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>>11394508
No gf.

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>>11394508
Had a Peruvian gf who cooked me papa rellenas and it was delicious. Next gf was Irish and she cooked me pasta that was pretty good. Usually, I am the cook, though

>> No.11394653

>>11394508
Roast beef and tossed salad.

>> No.11394667

My b/f hasn't cooked for me yet, but he took me to Cook Out and Zaxby's for the first time ever (I'm not a native southerner, so I'd never been to one). Shit was cash.

>> No.11394674

>>11394667
Are you a gril?

>> No.11394686

Happiness is overrated. Misery is where it's at. But you guys aren't cool enough to know about that.

>> No.11394688

>>11394674
they're clearly of the homoerotic nature anon

>> No.11394692
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>>11394508
Haven't had a date since 2012

>> No.11394701

>>11394530
sounds like you married a chinky chink ching chong slant eyed gook nip Jap, huh?

>> No.11394708

>>11394508
Wow I want him to be my bf. I knew a "perfect" straight dude like that for a long while until he moved away. The two long-term 4 years+ relationships he was in while I knew him were hell for him. Yeah, he was deeply in love with both of them, but he was also in hell almost every day at the same time, until he moved on from both relationships. Now he's just fucking around on the side, as far as I'm aware. Be careful what you incels wish for.

>> No.11394711

>>11394535
Stop shitting up Patti cookalongs, you gross sex tourist

>> No.11394714

>>11394708
nice blog post

>> No.11394726

>>11394701
You're pretty dumb at inference, huh?

>> No.11394730

>>11394508
i'm 39 yrs old and i have never had a gf
i cant kys while my mother is alive

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>>11394508
>gf

>> No.11394764

>>11394730
Have you tried online dating?

>> No.11394777

>>11394714
It's anecdotal evidence, yeah. But it's evidence that even the chaddest of chads aren't guaranteed to have perfect relationships.

>> No.11394783

>>11394777
everybody over 13 years old knows that

>> No.11394785

>>11394508
Beef tenderloin marsala over garlic mashed potatoes. Married her about it.

>> No.11394791
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>>11394508
I haven't even been on a date yet, anon. Slow it down.
>>11394692
Fucking normie.

>> No.11394792

>>11394760
I forgot to read it backwards. That was weird.

>> No.11394793
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I do most of the cooking, but my girl loves baking and makes this amazing curry pumpkin pie. I was skeptical at first bcuz wtf curry in a pie but it was life-changing stuff

>> No.11394801

>>11394783
So why are incels on this site lamenting "if only I were a chad" all the time?

>> No.11394807

>>11394801
Because they're under the age of 13. Duh.

>> No.11394809

>>11394711

No.

>> No.11394812

>>11394801
because they know chads slay pussy left and right, a bunch of these guys don't give a fuck about relationships

>> No.11394820

>>11394508
Nothing.

My ex was a Viet, and only wanted to cook disgusting stuff.

>> No.11394831

>>11394820
>get yellow fever
>find a yellow gf
>she's a Viet, but I won't hold that against her
>we fuck, and she wants to cook for me the morning after
>I agree to let her this one time, but make sure she knows that from now on I'll be the one doing the cooking thank you very much so rest your pretty head little lady
>she emerges from the kitchen an hour later
>she has a covered silver tray in her hands
>sauntering over in her open bathrobe, she sets the tray on my legs in bed
>"Eat up sweetie!" she coos, lifting the lid
>it's the head of a dead GI
Yeah I can see how that can get fucked up.

>> No.11394844

>>11394508
The one she's cooking for Shad right now

>> No.11394912

>>11394535
Where can I learn to fold the tops of the dumplings like that?

>> No.11395306

>>11394831
Thank goodness I got a jap instead.

>> No.11395308

>>11394535

China.

>> No.11395474

>>11394508
She makes absolutely heavenly blini. Not much besides that, I do the cooking around here.

>> No.11395756

Is it weird to be in your mid 20s and never have had a gf?

>> No.11395760

>>11394508
First gf was vegetarian, afraid to touch meat, microwaved the entire bacon package and it stunk the house up for a few days

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>>11394508
Her boyfriend's cum.