Do you work in an office? If yes, do you eat at your desk?

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Anonymous Sat Oct 27 14:11:57 2018 No.11392770 [Reply] [Original]

Do you work in an office? If yes, do you eat at your desk?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 14:18:23 2018 No.11392801 File: 45 KB, 655x527, 1523527875154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11392770 >working in a office

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 14:21:58 2018 No.11392809 >>11392770 The picture would be more accurate if you changed the soylent to beer. Nobody actually drinks that crap and being fat and drinking lots of beer is what actually leads to low test

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 14:22:07 2018 No.11392810 >>11392770 What butthurt /pol/tard threw soylent in there? I live in a liberal shithole and most people don't even know what it is

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 14:24:52 2018 No.11392818 >>11392770 Yes, depends on the day and what work I have to do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 14:25:11 2018 No.11392820 >>11392770 >yes >no

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 14:25:24 2018 No.11392823 File: 41 KB, 327x316, 1425292366026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Untermensch amerimutts Kill yourselves

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 14:38:54 2018 No.11392875 I work in a lab. There's no eating or drinking allowed inside the lab due to risk of contamination. >MFW I'm actually jealous of our medical transcriptionists and data entry clerks because they can have coffee and i cant

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 14:38:58 2018 No.11392876 >>11392801 I'm guessing you don't work at all

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 14:48:36 2018 No.11392910 >>11392809 Real men drink beer faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 14:48:38 2018 No.11392911 File: 138 KB, 404x428, 1490905082099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11392876 I work in a hangar but nice try, nu-male.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 14:55:27 2018 No.11392951 >>11392770 pornhub has the worst ui. idk how ppl tolerate it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 14:56:34 2018 No.11392958 >>11392910 Sure Brett sure Just saying the meme would be more accurate with beer. Otherwise its a huge reach and trying way too hard

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 14:56:59 2018 No.11392961 >>11392770 >Do you work in an office? Fuck no. Thank fuck. When I did work in an office I went out to a local park to eat if the weather was even sorta nice. When it rained I ate in the very depressing "break room".

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:04:12 2018 No.11393267 File: 35 KB, 640x573, 1532855876925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11392911 >literally too stupid/ADD to work in an office so he needs do minwage work that literal monkeys can do HOWLING

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:04:39 2018 No.11393269 >>11392809 This

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:06:34 2018 No.11393275 >>11393267 Most office work is just pushing paper. Are you a woman?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:10:12 2018 No.11393290 >>11392770 well, I guess 2 out of six applying aint bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:10:41 2018 No.11393294 >>11393275 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:11:13 2018 No.11393297 I don't eat bigger meals during the day. Just a sandwich at lunch or something. If a colleague happens to eat at the same time I usually join him in the kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:11:26 2018 No.11393300 >>11393294 Typical female response.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:13:09 2018 No.11393306 >>11392770 I must be special, I'm miserable without any of those.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:14:56 2018 No.11393316 >>11392770 yes & yes got a fridge right beside me. It's great.

Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:17:18 2018 No.11393326
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>>11393267
I have a degree in electrical engineering and work on 50$ millions aircraft.
Tell me how your meaningless job that create nothing but more bureaucracy is useful for our society and not pure leeching, sweetie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:18:32 2018 No.11393334 >I destroy my body everyday to get a pittance. That makes me manly. Yes goyim, you’d better finish carrying those steel girders, those skyscrapers your bosses live in don’t build themselves!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:19:38 2018 No.11393337 >>11393326 This kills the office roastie

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:19:43 2018 No.11393338 >>11393326 >getting a degree just to do what literal construction workers do I don’t envy you at all, familia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:23:08 2018 No.11393351 >>11393300 Typical virgin response.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:23:48 2018 No.11393356 File: 122 KB, 1440x1080, IMG_15472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11393338 Construction workers are able of troubleshoot and repair navcomm, radar and transponder? I wish I was this wise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:25:07 2018 No.11393365 File: 210 KB, 704x676, BAB2E907-68A7-407D-BF5D-F6DDAFE97E48.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11393356

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:27:44 2018 No.11393378 >>11393356 >Construction workers are able to run a program and click troubleshoot buttons on a screen? The fact that you try to act superior to an office worker is the greatest and most pathetic expression of cognitive dissonance I've seen in my life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:32:09 2018 No.11393401 File: 30 KB, 488x366, 39cddcdac37b161391decebdf4d7f790.16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11393378 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:32:55 2018 No.11393403 >>11393378 I don't try to act, I am. And this is not a program, I am reading the pulse from the antenna to read if the exit info is correct. This mean I must translate RS232 to binary. Hope your slave cubicle is quite comfy without daylight. :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:33:00 2018 No.11393404 >>11393267 simply working in an office is not glamorous at all and can be a min wage job if you're just an office bitch getting coffee and alphabetizing shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:36:07 2018 No.11393425 >>11392770 No N/A

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:38:17 2018 No.11393435 >>11392770 Yes because i cba to walk upstairs to eat in the dining room

Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:40:39 2018 No.11393443

>>11392770
Yes. I used to take lunch in a nice park near my office, but i soon realized that I much prefer to leave work as soon as possible so I have more free time in the evening. Now I eat at my desk while "working" (clicking around on Excel or pretending to study blueprints) so I can get my eight hours in as quickly as possible
>tfw I left my construction job because sick of the mud and heat
>tfw new job for government subcontractor is almost as miserable, and I kind of miss the physical labor
at least I have more free time now to cook and read

Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:47:54 2018 No.11393468

No. My manager insists I take the full lunch hour rather than taking 10 mins to eat and then leaving 50 mins early. So I insist on being away from work and uncontactable for the entire hour, plus an extra 5 minutes any time someone else goes for an un-noted cigarette break.

Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:48:08 2018 No.11393471

>>11393403
look anon, all you do is read code all day to keep running a few planes the military probably doesn't need and will probably cancel within the next decade. You're not doing anything meaningful, and your work isn't making anyone healthier or happier. Your skill set is only slightly more complex and specialized than that of a plumber or an electrician, and you probably don't make much more than them (if they're union workers). Your job doesn't mean that you're smart and it doesn't mean that you're "white collar" or of a higher class than someone who turns a wrench for a living. No one is impressed by you

Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:57:12 2018 No.11393505

>>11393471
>Air Canada
I am not in the military, imbecile.
I am repairing plane that transport your fatass over to Cuba to abuse the locals like slaves.
You are just salty that you feel meaningful about your pathetic job that no one care about when you try to explain it.
My job is awesome in the kind that I fix things on a daily basis instead of just trying to sound smart about an excel job on a anime cooking board.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:58:34 2018 No.11393514 >>11392770 >do you eat at your desk? of course not. you get an hour for lunch, as soon as your time starts you run out of the building because you dont want anything to do with those people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:59:43 2018 No.11393517 I leave the building and play Pokemon Go for lunch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 17:02:29 2018 No.11393529 >>11393505 >I am repairing plane >>>Canada LMAO should've guessed it, an ESL (most likely a pajeet) that lacks the communication skills to work in an office environment. I wonder how much they cut your pay compared to whitey?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 17:03:10 2018 No.11393530 >>11393351 Speak for yourself, kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 17:05:34 2018 No.11393539 >>11393530 >literally replying "no u" because you got called out for being an incel S E E T H I N G E E T H I N G

Anonymous Sat Oct 27 17:07:22 2018 No.11393549

>>11393505
>You are just salty that you feel meaningful about your pathetic job
Never suggested I felt that way, anon. My job sucks ass
>I am repairing plane that transport your fatass over to Cuba to abuse the locals like slaves
Shit anon, why didn't you say that earlier?
Still, my points about you not being special, intelligent, or impressive stand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 17:07:48 2018 No.11393554 File: 125 KB, 1280x838, 1540663287928.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11393529 Ask your wives how her boyfriend is making :^) Au Québec, on parle français. Merci. P.S: Ta job de bureau est quand même encore fif.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 17:09:27 2018 No.11393557 >>11393326 >50 mil aircraft @ me when you workin on some billion dollar killing machines

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 17:13:47 2018 No.11393577 >>11393356 Those are literally just computers. Your job is the same as an office person's job, you fix systems. Troubleshooting anything is simple and just takes a person understanding their instruments. A different dog with a different bone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 17:15:44 2018 No.11393590 >>11393356 >engineer thats literally technician tier work in the US

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:05:55 2018 No.11393808 File: 24 KB, 265x371, Butthurt7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It seems that the memes about /ck/ being filled with women are real. when you see how they are triggered by peoples that works with their hands like >>11393326. Kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:06:51 2018 No.11393812 >>11392770 no, i usually eat my breakfast down at the cafeteria and i don't eat lunch

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:07:51 2018 No.11393816 >>11393577 I do x to gain money, so that mean I do the same job as you? Return to you cave-cubicle, goblin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:07:57 2018 No.11393818 >>11393539 Hot o t

Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:10:25 2018 No.11393825

>>11393471
This is all true but he's still better than an office bitch. Even the most competitive and interesting jobs, in the end, are just screaming in the dark pissing in a sea of piss, and then we all die and worms eat us. But god damn it, engineers are a little bit better than secretaries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:12:45 2018 No.11393831 >>11393505 >I am repairing plane that transport your fatass well you're doing a shit job of it because these seats can hardly fit my fat ass and you're actually decreasing the amount of space we have

Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:13:50 2018 No.11393836

>>11393326
Lmfao, so are literally thousands of other 18yo no degree air force maintaners. And all of their aircraft cost double that is not more.

Imagine getting an electrical engineering degree and then getting BTFO by some high school kid who ran 1.5 miles at a moderate pace a couple times. Enjoy your disability pay.

Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:19:04 2018 No.11393850
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>>11393836
Might explain why they send all their jobs that require more than changing a box to civilians. You talk out of your ass, triggered landwhale.
>>11393831
Not my choices, democratizing aircraft travel made that. Lose weight, fatass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:21:11 2018 No.11393854 >>11393850 >Not my choices Ah, so you're a low ranking employee. Can I speak to your supervisor then?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:22:28 2018 No.11393858 >>11393854 I'll have a bigmac and a side of poutine, please.

Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:24:05 2018 No.11393865

>>11393850
>Might explain why they send all their jobs that require more than changing a box to civilians
>Sending TS classified parts abroad
>You talk out of your ass

Said the canadian pajeet about another nation's military force that he knows nothing about. I literally visited the fucking F35 engineer offices where they make the parts they need in-house.

Enjoy being paid LESS than me while doing MORE work. Hope your hangar isn't too cold today cuck, I'll tell the secretary to allow you to stand near the door and if you're a really good boy you can have half a cup of the stale coffee when time's up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:26:08 2018 No.11393873 >>11393825 I'll concede that. I took issue mostly with his assertion that engineers aren't just glorified skilled blue collar drones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:26:08 2018 No.11393874 File: 57 KB, 960x540, F-35.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11393865 Ferme donc ta calice de gueule, insignifiant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:31:00 2018 No.11393896 >>11393865 They remove the crypto like KIV-6 in it before sending it to L3 MAS. Also, US base are full of civilians contractor. You seems to know more than me about the shit I work on. :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:41:36 2018 No.11393927 >>11392910 Both real men and numales drink beer, the difference is numales drink craft beer and visit breweries and shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:46:12 2018 No.11393935 >working back-breaking jobs and enjoying inferior products is the hallmark of masculinity no one here is joking anymore

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 19:07:39 2018 No.11393983 >>11393326 >>11392911 Lol get off /ck/ and go back to work Za****g

>>	Frost Sat Oct 27 19:11:35 2018 No.11393999 File: 211 KB, 700x700, 1530781234104.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11393403 >This mean I must translate RS232 to binary. Nigga you what? What the fuck is coming in off the serial, ternary?

Anonymous Sat Oct 27 19:28:24 2018 No.11394056
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>>11392770
>Do you work in an office?
Yes.
>If yes, do you eat at your desk?
Only if the bf couldn't drop by

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 19:42:17 2018 No.11394084 >>11392770 I live in a small town, everyone goes home at lunch since no one lives more than 5 minutes from work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 19:49:55 2018 No.11394108 >>11392809 >>11392910 Beer's phytoestrogens are even worse than soys because those found in hops are active and bind to estrogen receptors. This is what causes the beer belly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 20:28:36 2018 No.11394216 >>11394084 >live in a small town, everyone goes home at lunch Interesting, since the only jobs in small towns are fastfood. Why not just eat at work, Sally Sue?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 20:41:03 2018 No.11394257 >>11392770 Yes. I eat a sandwich. I enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 20:42:26 2018 No.11394260 >>11392770 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 23:31:08 2018 No.11394896 >>11392770 Yea sometimes. Than i go spend 30vto 40 walking outside at the v lake nearby. Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 23:33:31 2018 No.11394902 File: 55 KB, 540x960, tumblr_pc42tiTbCr1vxkmuio2_640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11394108 >beer belly

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 23:39:09 2018 No.11394917 File: 499 KB, 944x720, 1506343276962.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11394257

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 23:41:22 2018 No.11394921 >tfw take soylent (equivalent) to my office job every day for lunch

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 23:41:23 2018 No.11394922 >>11394902 you look young, just wait till it hits like a truck once you reach middle age

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 23:42:58 2018 No.11394929 File: 353 KB, 1156x1080, 1539987445110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11393517 I see you fags gathering near my workplace. Look less pathetic.

Anonymous Sun Oct 28 00:50:36 2018 No.11395131

>Do you work in an office?
I do not. Doctors have offices, but I am the token male nurse, so I'm not really in need of an office.

>n/a
Regardless I try to eat outside or any place far away from my fellow co-workers, but I generally do paperwork and eat at the main nurse station. The nurse lounge has been overrun by our yearly hiring of interns, who hate eating in their own lounge because there's always some conflagration between them and the upper tier residents.

Anonymous Sun Oct 28 00:56:16 2018 No.11395150

>>11392770

I work in my office and eat at my desk, i am certainly an unhappy modern man.

But I pornmd, could give a fuck about sports, am too skinny for my own good and only have soy milk in the odd chai latte. And fuck girls, I went bi just before high school ended and gay a few years after. Women can go fuck themselves right along with straight "men" and anyone vegan for non medical reasons.

Ironically 7 years ago when I first went bi, straight dudes were masculine and getting the odd one to bend or finding the hidden panty boy was hot asf. Now men are women and suck dick to seem more attractive to the bush pig whores that seem to be everywhere and I'm just like WTF.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 01:07:58 2018 No.11395185 No, I don't work at all, I am a NEET. I eat on the couch cause I don't have a table, just tv tray.

Anonymous Sun Oct 28 01:23:45 2018 No.11395217

>>11392770
Yes, I usually make a grilled cheese (with lettuce, tomato and onions as well as cheese) and eat it at my desk. It's quick and fits my macros, and then I eat a good meal when I get home. I don't think I'll ever go full OMAD but my diet has got significantly easier since I stopped trying to eat a real meal for lunch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 01:25:12 2018 No.11395221 >>11393403 RS232 is a protocol, not an encoding scheme, retard, you can't "translate" it Canada doesn't spend shit on its military and God it shows

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 01:27:59 2018 No.11395223 >>11394108 >estrogen causes beer belly >women don't get beer bellies F - see me after class

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 01:33:22 2018 No.11395237 >>11394902 >s-succ...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 01:37:43 2018 No.11395247 >>11392770 >Do you work in an office? Yes >Do you eat at your desk? Technically yes, practically speaking no, not really. If by “eat at your desk” you mean eat anything ever? Yes. Snacks sometimes, occasionally breakfast, even more rarely lunch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 01:58:12 2018 No.11395297 >>11395223 Beer belly is not a condition retard. Women get guts and nasty fat tits when they stop watching what they eat. Fat alcoholics get bitch tits and a tire around their waist

Anonymous Sun Oct 28 02:46:48 2018 No.11395420

>>11392770
>Do you work in an office?
More or less yeah, I work in civil engineering so sometimes I get to go out to a construction site and run tests on something.
>If yes, do you eat at your desk?
No, usually I wait until I go home to eat. One meal per day seems to help me not get fatter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 03:04:59 2018 No.11395467 >>11394902 Your socks look dirty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 03:53:12 2018 No.11395591 >>11395221 Arinc429 use rs232, reeeeetard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 04:11:25 2018 No.11395617 >>11394902 >tumblr_.jpg

Anonymous Sun Oct 28 04:17:08 2018 No.11395629

I work as a consultant so i decide if i bring lunch based on what restaurants or cafes are near the client office, if I'm in another city/overseas it's all going on expenses so I always eat out.

also, lol at the little tarmac monkey trying to make out like he's a big man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 04:23:48 2018 No.11395642 >>11392770 No, I work in a lab. Yes, I eat at my desk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 04:26:55 2018 No.11395649 >>11393356 >Duties include Troubleshoot and Repair You're glorified GeekSquad posting on 4chan with the rest of us faggot, you're not better than anyone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 10:54:04 2018 No.11396443 Anyone who vaguely refers to themselves as an 'office worker' with zero context isn't doing anything worthwhile with it.

Anonymous Sun Oct 28 11:39:27 2018 No.11396588
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>>11396443
Based and redpilled
Offices workers are leeches
The sole purpose of why their jobs were created, is because they needed to boost the consumer spending by having more workers.
They are literally the rat race.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 11:42:09 2018 No.11396598 >>11393326 Oh woooooow you plug some wires in and solder a few wrenches whoooooop deeeeeee fuckin dooooooooo dude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 11:45:22 2018 No.11396605 File: 65 KB, 550x412, rockglockcocks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11396598 >anon >wendy's sous-chef that earn 80k$

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 11:51:53 2018 No.11396626 >>11392770 Change fantasy football to ps4. Soylenr to coffee

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 12:50:15 2018 No.11396778 >willingly consuming a poison that brings ruination, disease, crime, and immorality to all aspects of society

Anonymous Sun Oct 28 13:22:42 2018 No.11396901
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>>11393326
I work in an office and can guarantee that I make more than you and love my job more than you do. Corporate office life is comfy as fuck if you actually like your job.
>>11393517
Same. Then I get some food from a food truck, come back to the office, and spend the remainder of the hour reading the news and dicking around on my phone. It is truly the good life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 13:28:37 2018 No.11396920 >>11393816 I work in film, so i don't get a cubicle. I have a chair sometimes, though. I wasn't relating your job by money, i was relating it by function, nerd.

Anonymous Sun Oct 28 13:35:45 2018 No.11396941

>>11393443
Been there Anon.
Used to do framing and construction in the Pacific northwest in the cold ass rain, then fucked my back up and took a gas station job. Shit was cash for about 6 months and then i wanted to kill myself in the storage freezer. Ill take getting rained on ANY day over sitting in a flourescent-lit hellhole for 8 hours a day

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