/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11387839]

11 is the ideal banana. Prove me wrong.

Pro-tip: you can't.

[Anonymous No.11387847]

I can't.
OP is truly a soothsayer.

[Anonymous No.11387848]

Eight or fuck off

[Anonymous No.11387849]

>>11387839

anything more than 6 or 7 proves you have a child's palate

[Anonymous No.11387851]

One. I like 'em ripe.

[Anonymous No.11387855]

>>11387839
im perfectly ok eating any nanner between 10 and 13

[Anonymous No.11387857]

For me, it's 6. Enjoy your babbyfood mush, poopoo head.

[Anonymous No.11387865]

>>11387849
This.

[Anonymous No.11387866]

>>11387839
>not eating them straight from the tree like a fucking animal
>not eating #20 a.k.a the jalapeño special
it's like you guys can't even banana

[Anonymous No.11387881]

>>11387849
Based and redpilled.

[Anonymous No.11387897]

>>11387866

what do they tasted like, fren?

[Anonymous No.11387898]

>>11387839
those are the most tasteless bananas, they are mutants made to last longer but don't even taste like a banana at all and I feel bad when I see Dole and chiquita selling them to poor non--tropical countries who has never had a real banana.

[Anonymous No.11387900]

>>11387866
i thought these was just in dankey kang

[Anonymous No.11387903]

>>11387900
bananas can be pretty gay tho.

[Anonymous No.11387905]

>>11387897
they are specially made to taste like apples but actually they taste like cough medicine

[Anonymous No.11387916]

One is the idea for sticking up your ass

[Anonymous No.11387936]

>>11387849
children hate the taste of ripened bananas, let alone overripened bananas, you absolute banana sucker

[Anonymous No.11387940]

>>11387903
Nature's way of showing that homosexuality is normal.

[Anonymous No.11387950]

>>11387940
actually those specific bananas can be extremely toxic for humans

[Anonymous No.11387963]

>>11387839
Anything other than 6 and you're just plain BANANAS!

[Anonymous No.11388009]

>>11387963
enjoy your bananella

[Anonymous No.11388021]

>>11387839
I agree with 11

[Anonymous No.11388045]

>>11387950
woah..... really makes you think

[Anonymous No.11388047]

>>11387950
Natures metaphor for homosexuality

[Anonymous No.11388051]

>>11387866
Red bananas are poisonous.

[Anonymous No.11388061]

>>11388051
>ANYTHING RED IS POISON HURRRR
real life isn't a fucking video game, retard

[Anonymous No.11388065]

Daily reminder that if there is any green on a banana it is unfit for human consumption.

[Anonymous No.11388085]

>>11387839
8 or 9, 10 is acceptable. Anything 1-7 should be put in a paper bag for a few days. 11-15 should be used for banana bread pudding and things like that.

[Anonymous No.11388102]

>>11388061
>shoot red bananas
>they explode

[Anonymous No.11388181]

>>11387839
1-6

[Anonymous No.11388194]

>>11387849
You need at least an 11 so all the natural sugars have properly released. If you bake with bananas you'd know this.

[Anonymous No.11388204]

>>11387839
All bananas are trash. Easily one of the worst fruits in existence.

[Anonymous No.11388216]

>>11387839
Agree

[Anonymous No.11388224]

>>11387849
>>11387865
>>11387881
>bragging about self-harm

[Anonymous No.11388289]

>>11387839
The greener it is, the more vitamin it has so it's 1 by default.

[Anonymous No.11388302]

>>11387839
8-11 for eating
11-15 for baking

[Anonymous No.11388308]

>>11388204
Name a more nutritious fruit.

[Anonymous No.11388451]

>>11387839
I would say 9-11 is perfect, not only because its 9/11, but its right when the nanner starts to get little sugar crystals on it yet isnt mushy

[Anonymous No.11388465]

My perfect is a 9

[Anonymous No.11388470]

>>11388289
You enjoy your bananas having the texture of a potato?

[Anonymous No.11388491]

>>11387839
I like my bananas how Mohamed liked his lolis, everything from 6 up is alright

[Anonymous No.11388495]

>>11388470
Botatoes

[Anonymous No.11388506]

>>11387839
Fuck the general consensus. I say 4 is the best.

[Anonymous No.11388541]

>>11387839
BASED OP

[Anonymous No.11388594]

>>11388308
>nutritious
Nutrition is a meme. You just need calories, protein, and occassionally some vitamin C which you'll probably get accidentally just from eating food with a ketchup packet or something. If you drink milk regularly you're mostly covered as it is.
Patrician fruit is obviously oranges.

[Anonymous No.11389026]

>>11387839
If I'm eating one alone, 7-9 is my jam. 11-12 is if I'm making banana bread or something.

[Anonymous No.11389044]

>>11387839
6-10 are all acceptable. Up to preference at that point. 11-12 is pushing it; they're gonna be way too sweet, soft, and mellow. 5 or below and you're asking for a stomachache and film on your tongue.

[Anonymous No.11389047]

>>11388061
Prove to me we aren't living in a video game played by god right now.

[Anonymous No.11389052]

>>11389044
Oh yeah 11-15 are fine for banana bread or pudding, though.

[Anonymous No.11389058]

5-6 for me
Can't stand the texture when they're too soft

[Anonymous No.11389061]

>>11388102
>local grocer doesn't sell red bananas
>can't complete challenge
Someone contact devs they're not responding to my emails.

[Anonymous No.11389120]

I actually like them a little bit ripe on the ends so 7-8 for me

[Anonymous No.11389139]

Why does Reddit keep repeating the bananas going extinct myth? There's hundreds of banana subspecies and cultivars and they are not going away anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.11389161]

>>11387839
1-4 should ripen up a bit
5-9 are prime to eat alone
10-13 are great for baking and pudding
14 and 15 are a bit too far gone

[Anonymous No.11389171]

>>11387839
1-6 are my favourite, 7 and more is gross
Green nanas are best nanas

[Anonymous No.11389192]

>>11388594
>Nutrition is a meme

[Anonymous No.11389239]

>>11387839
how many banana types do you know OP? some bananas you eat as 15, some in 8, some in 11, 12 and 13.

[Anonymous No.11389254]

>>11387839
gimme dat 8

[Anonymous No.11389284]

>>11389192
It is. 99% of "nutrition" concerns people meme about are just fatties trying to focus on anything except their real problem which is simply eating too many calories.

[Anonymous No.11389696]

5 is the best, prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.11389741]

>>11387839
yeah, you right

[Anonymous No.11389884]

>>11387839
7-10 is good for nutty bread
11-14 is good for the average bread
15 is good for heavily spiced bread ( twice the amount of cinnamon, nutmeg, etc.)
1-4 is basically inedible and 5 is unpleasant.
6 is the only one I'd eat as a snack.

[Anonymous No.11390013]

>>11389884
Thx for outing yorself as a complete faggot.

[Anonymous No.11390263]

>>11387839
I'm more of a four guy myself

[Anonymous No.11390272]

>>11387839
FAKE NEWS, SCHLOMO

ITS SEVEN

[Anonymous No.11390289]

>>11387839
1-6 to green starchy ,hard ,stomach ache........7-10 firm sweet for eating ......11-15 mushy discolored, bruised for shakes and bread, cooking ect......

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?(...) No.11390291]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFDOI24RRAE

10/11 maybe 9 proofs provided

[Anonymous No.11390302]

>>11388194
>wanting a black mushy banana to eat and not bake

[Anonymous No.11390307]

higher then 8 and it gets binned master race here

[Anonymous No.11390675]

I'll eat from 6 to 13. After that it's banana bread.

[Anonymous No.11390679]

>>11390302
they eventually get moldy from the bottom part if you let them develop for too long. I learned that the hard way.

[Anonymous No.11390749]

>>11387839
I try to not eat them until 9. 9-12 is ideal time. 13+ is getting into banana bread/ice cream saving territory
If im super desperate, I'll have an 8 with some pb, but anything with too much green on the stem is not sweet and is fiberous... tastes like eating a raw potato

[Anonymous No.11390770]

Probably like 5 or 6. I like the waxiness of underripe bananas.

[Anonymous No.11390815]

>>11390307
>not making bread
Fucking pathetic

[Anonymous No.11391643]

>>11390307
>eww icky spots
alri', cakeboy

[Anonymous No.11391659]

>>11387839
9 to 11

[Anonymous No.11392194]

>>11387866
What Donkey Kong level are these from

[Anonymous No.11392206]

>>11389171
I started to eat greenish banana 2-4 to avoid sugar. Only to find out hoe good it tasted. So fresh and the texture so firm

[Anonymous No.11392215]

>>11387839
yeah I'm gonna have to go with a hard 9 my man

[Anonymous No.11392240]

>>11387898
this.

[Anonymous No.11392274]

8-10 is peak performance
9-14 is good for baking
this is gods' scientific fact

[Anonymous No.11392297]

>>11392194
that's the shitty n64 game

[Anonymous No.11392656]

>>11387839
You're all wrong.

[Anonymous No.11393574]

>>11387839
I was out of town for a few days and returned to a bunch of bananas at 10, what do i do??

[Anonymous No.11394448]

>>11388302
Finally a good opinion.

[Anonymous No.11394490]

>>11392274
Absolutely patrician.

8-10 is for eating plain or with peanut butter.
11 and beyond are for making ice cream or baking banana bread.

[Anonymous No.11394994]

People actually like bananas with that brown shit on them? The fuck is wrong with you fuckers. If it ain't green then I ain't keen

[Anonymous No.11395010]

6-8 with 6.5 being perfect

literally indisputable

[Anonymous No.11395196]

>>11388194
>Baking
You have a childs palette faggot, men cook, women bake

[Anonymous No.11395448]

>>11388061
hearts is games are red and give health. so you're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.11395599]

I've got 5 at number 10 to use. Any recipe ideas chaps?

[Anonymous No.11395667]

>>11387839
day 17 master race. won't eat it unless the brown peel is dissolving into rotting liquid and it's covered in fruit flies.

just kidding, i think day 10 is probably the best. anything after 12 is only suitable for smoothies or banana bread

[Anonymous No.11395679]

For me it's 8 and a half

[Anonymous No.11395683]

>>11387839

threadly reminder that the ideal banana went extinct and we're stuck eating shit bananas for the rest of our lives

[Anonymous No.11395689]

>>11387849
fuck yeah anon

[Anonymous No.11395972]

>>11395683
>extinct

no just harder to find

https://miamifruit.org/products/gros-michel-banana-box-pre-order

dont get your info from reddit

[Anonymous No.11395981]

>>11388470
Of courshe, the greener they are, the better their taste is.

[Anonymous No.11396008]

>>11395683
>I don't have a passport
Yes, everyone can tell

[Anonymous No.11396475]

Cavendish avoids spots longer than big mikes. So if you go by the old chiquita ripeness scale seen above, it's too ripe.
If you're into that pungent ripe smell, other cultivars do it better. Cavendish is closer to plantains and pretty one-note when ripe (along with a mushy texture). I'd say it's best at 5-7, after the starchiness is gone, right before it loses that tropical tanginess.

[Anonymous No.11397035]

>>11387839

My old boss grew up poor as shit in northern Ontario. Guy wasted nothing, ate the whole apple, stem and core included. Anyway one day he comes in the lunchroom and pulls out a banana greener than the Grinch's cock. He peels it and takes a bite....it made a crunching sound. Sounds like he's chewing gravel. Motherfucker takes a couple more bites before giving up on it. I think it hurt him that it went to waste.

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[Anonymous No.11397049]

>>11387839
Id say 10, but would gladly eat any between 8-13. Anything more goes into muffins or something

[Anonymous No.11397077]

>>11387839
Depends what you use them for.

[Anonymous No.11397142]

>>11387839
Depends.
If I'm stewing them, the greener the better.
If I'm making a custard, I like to get my bananas to the point where they are almost rotting.

If I'm eating them straight, I would probably go for a 7.

[Anonymous No.11397248]

>>11387839
I agree.

[Anonymous No.11397251]

i am histamine intolerant and can only eat green bananas. dont AMA me..

[Anonymous No.11397522]

Bananas are fucking gross

[Anonymous No.11397973]

Id rather go for a 16

[Anonymous No.11398000]

8 or 9 are perfect

[Anonymous No.11398006]

>>11387849
Yep

[Anonymous No.11398018]

>>11397973
My great-grandfather used to throw bananas behind the fridge regularly so his wife wouldn't put them in the garbage, and dig the black ones out to eat when she was in town.

She'd scream at him every time she cleaned behind the fridge.

[Anonymous No.11398847]

1 for eating straight, everything else is too sweet and goes into banana bread