/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11387558]

Lately I have been pooping really solid logs and it keeps tearing up my asshole.
Since 2 weeks or so now every time I poop it's very painful and there's always blood. Always.
How do I solve this? I don't know why my poops are so large and hard, I'm drinking a lot of water and eating pretty healthy.

[Anonymous No.11387560]

eat some fakkin prunes

[Anonymous No.11387562]

Buy some metamucil or psyllium husk supplements. Shit is cash, your turds will slide right out

[Anonymous No.11387578]

>>11387562
Wouldn't more fiber make it worse?

[Anonymous No.11387579]

>>11387558
Obviously by asking advice from an anonymous image board instead of going to the doctor.

[Anonymous No.11387582]

>>11387579
Your goddamn right. OP you need to start drinking copious amounts of alcohol. My toilet looks like a fucking disaster in the morning.

[Anonymous No.11387583]

>>11387558
>my poops are so large and hard

[Anonymous No.11387586]

If you're sedentary, stop being so.

[Anonymous No.11387603]

>>11387582
This is a good advice. However this diet might take some time to start working but don't be discouraged. Just stay wasted and you won't care about your torn asshole.

[Anonymous No.11387614]

>>11387603
Yeah, you'll just be shitting liquid so frequently you'll end up rubbing your asshole raw even if you are using quality tp. Oh and make sure you're comfortable with everyone knowing you're blowing up bathrooms, because every time you liquid shit, a chorus of a thousand shits shall ring loud and clear.

[Anonymous No.11387615]

>this is allowed but /alck/ is banned
okee hiroshimoot

[Anonymous No.11387621]

>>11387615
What's wrong? We're just giving OP some well needed dietary advice.

[Anonymous No.11387629]

Stop eating fucking garbage.

[Anonymous No.11387748]

>>11387615
al/ck/ was a recurring general. "Lately I have been pooping really solid logs and it keeps tearing up my asshole" isn't.

[Anonymous No.11387789]

>>11387748
Roll threads aren't supposed to be on this board either, yet here we are.

[Anonymous No.11387809]

Eat two exlax squares a week for a month. I shotgun out a nice sloppy mess at least once a week.

[Anonymous No.11387811]

>>11387789
Let's be frank for a moment, anon. Yes, this board is choked with shitposts, but a recurring general dedicated to people drinking themselves to death didn't deserve to remain standing around here. It was moved to /r9k/, and given the general trend of pathetic self pity that happened in there, /r9k/ is precisely where it belonged. Let's also not kid ourselves, 70% of it was probably kids larping as alcoholics. It wasn't contributing anything of quality to the board, and the fact that other threads exist which are equally worthless doesn't mean al/ck/ belonged here.

[Anonymous No.11387883]

>>11387558
Oh man, what I'd give for some hard and solid poops. Not having to wipe for half an hour is worth the pain.

[Anonymous No.11387943]

If you’re a girl or cute boy, that’s actually kinda hot.

[Anonymous No.11388011]

Try metamucil which is made of psylium husk. You can also try psylium husk itself and use it in your own food. Or find other products that use it as an ingredient. There are cereals that use it for example. Take twice per day anytime per day. So once in the morning once at night or around then is fine.

Immediately start taking sitz baths, and get some epsom salts for this. It's just a warm bath about halfway full (or more if you want, whatever). Do this up to 4 times per day for 20 minutes to facilitate healing and symptom relief.

Your diet needs to be changed. Sorry, that's where you are at. Make sure you have the right amount of protein and fat, then gear up for a high fiber diet. Be prepared to switch foods over time and see if you can find what has been creating so much sensitivity.

[Anonymous No.11388020]

>>11387558
Get off the opiates

[Anonymous No.11389203]

>>11387578
It will but for some reason he thinks that will help op

[Anonymous No.11389233]

Vegetables

[Anonymous No.11389238]

Drink lots and lots more water

[Anonymous No.11389241]

Do a salt flush and drink triphala tea before bed. Eat more fiber.

All of you faggots are carrying between 12-18 meals in your fat gullets.

[Anonymous No.11389257]

Wholegrain food
Green vegetables
Water

Worst case scenario, try painkillers or laxatives, but it's likely your body is missing out on minerals or vitamins which it really needs, which you require to replenish with a good diet

[Anonymous No.11389295]

Most of this advice is good, but I would suggest that you start exercising your anus and colon by receiving vigorous anal sex on a daily basis. You'll be pooping like a champ in no time at all.