/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11382758]

>value deal
>on sale
>half off
>buy one get one free
>special discount

[Anonymous No.11382776]

>the pâté and liverwurst keep going on clearance dirt cheap because I'm literally the only person who buys it but they keep restocking for some reason

[Anonymous No.11382876]

>managers special 30% off

They do it for meat that just barely starts turning grey, if I'm lucky sometimes I can pick up a ribeye steak for $6

[Anonymous No.11382892]

>>11382758
>overpriced item originally 100 dollars
>BUY IT FOR 70% OFF!!!
>Its still over priced
Who the fuck falls for this

[Anonymous No.11382917]

>>11382776
You and me.

[Anonymous No.11382962]

>>11382892
Fuckin'
go to Walgreens once a month, check the clearance shelf, usually there's some kind of cologne or perfume marked down from $45 to $15. It's not even a big bottle, it's small, who the fuck buys this shit

[Anonymous No.11384915]

>>11382758
>go to local grocer
>want some Oreos
>see a special, buy 5 get 1 free
>for fucking cookies
>can't mix and match, must all be the same brand
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.11384943]

My grocery store got a fancy cheese display recently. No one buys the cheese so every week they mark it all down to 1.99 a brick I eat way to much cheese now

[Anonymous No.11384948]

i only buy meat when its on sale. fortunetly in bulgaria theres a rotating meat system that baffles me but it goes like this

mine beef > sausages > pork cutlets with bone > chicken > pork belly

the pork belly rotation cant come soon enough ;_;

[Anonymous No.11384958]

>chicken leg quarters sold in 10 lbs bags

[Anonymous No.11386141]

>50% off lottery tuesday

[Anonymous No.11386192]

>>11382758
>local grocer clearance
>Frio6.0 for 60cents a tallboy
Many mistakes were made that night

[Anonymous No.11386197]

>>11382758
>go to walmart at 9 pm
>raid the deli for discount meat
>leave with plenty of meme meats
>enjoy spinach and meat salads for days with half a pound of meat each time

[Anonymous No.11386212]

>>11384958
would buy

[Anonymous No.11386214]

broke boys lmao

[Anonymous No.11386226]

>>11382758
Please give me the sauce on this girl!

[Anonymous No.11386236]

>>11382758
Jahy a cute.
A CUTE!

[Anonymous No.11386243]

>>11386197
i just wish it wasn't a disgusting old man

[Anonymous No.11386249]

>>11386226
>girl

[Anonymous No.11386262]

coupons and clearance bins are the best.

[Anonymous No.11386267]

Japan is fairly aggressive about marking down items as they approach sell by dates.
I live right next to an upscale grocery store, so I get to try all kinds of nice shit that nobody buys because the original price is so high.

[Anonymous No.11386287]

>buy two get three free

[Anonymous No.11386353]

>>11382758
>grocery store jester messes with quantity of how many items I get free
>end up getting 5 oranges for free with my purchase of gum
>can't hold all of the oranges
>have to juggle them out of the store
>people surround me and clap
>can't get out
>oranges all hit the top of my head in a comical fashion
>orange juice and pulp slide down my face

I just wanted gum

[Anonymous No.11386395]

>>11386226
She's pretty hot.
I'd have sex with her in both forms, loli and adult.

[Anonymous No.11386402]

Even /k/ has BOGO sales:
https://academysportsreserve.com/products?utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=Apps%2B47,%2BInc&utm_content=12478019&utm_source=CJ&utm_term=&cjevent=6a60161cd8da11e881c6012e0a24060c

[Anonymous No.11386434]

>>11386402
>no assault rifles
Dropped!

[Anonymous No.11386437]

>>11386402
Those "free guns" are basically bb guns

[Anonymous No.11386442]

>>11382758
>show up to chipotle in uniform for lunch
>instant 50% off my meal(youre welcome for my service)
>whip out my bogo coupon
>two big ass burritos for 5 bucks

Me and my bud pull this shit every time they give a bogo offer out.

[Anonymous No.11386457]

>Store sells medium sized packets of roasted nori
>Shits fucking delicious
>Sells them in sets of 12 for like $5
>Shits a fucking steal
>It sits next to shitty individual packets that are like 2 a packet
>Buy their stock every time
>Go in one day
>Suddenly they're individual packets
>Price still says 5
>Fuck this shit
>Leave and come back
>Still individual, but price is moved to $2 a packet
>I buy some anyway because this shits a drug
>Miss the glory of the steal price
>Eventually have to move
>Decide I need to have some one last time before I go move to the other side of the city
>Will probably never have the time to go back
>Go to store the day I'm moving the last of my stuff
>They finally have the 12 pack for $5 again

[Anonymous No.11386464]

>>11386457
This was also over the span of like 2-3 months. Originally found the delicious item probably ~6 months go

[Anonymous No.11386480]

>>11386457
you can order from Hmart online

[Anonymous No.11386493]

>>11382758
>go to local grocer at closing time
>whole chickens on sale for .39 a pound
>buy every single one cuz i got a deepfreezer

looks like i got chicken soup for the whole winter senpaitachi

:^)

[Anonymous No.11386506]

>>11386287
Hey, it's three-for-free!

[Anonymous No.11386541]

>>11386457
I hate the smell of it but I can't stop putting them in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.11386577]

>>11386197
>>11386457
Real talk, who here likes swallowing cum?

[Anonymous No.11386585]

>>11386577
Me.

[Anonymous No.11386600]

>>11384915
Lol buy 3 family size bags of tortilla chips and get one 9 oz. tin of nacho cheese for free

[Anonymous No.11386608]

>>11386442
You show up to chipotle in a chipotle employee uniform and they let you use the employee discount AND a BOGO coupon? Also why would I thank you for working at Chipotle?

[Anonymous No.11386623]

>>11386608
Cause it's rude not to thank him silly~

[Anonymous No.11386627]

>>11386442
moe's > chipotle

[Anonymous No.11386657]

>>11384948
>in bulgaria theres a rotating meat system
What? Explain please.

[Anonymous No.11386659]

>>11386657
The meat rotates silly~