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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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>mom found the spicy rub rag

>> No.11382262

>>11382261
That's right, I did. Also my son is gay I'm not sure if that matters.

>> No.11382265

>>11382262
Op btfo

>> No.11382270

>>11382262
I rub spices on the turkey, it's not what you think

>> No.11382282

>>11382262
based mom

>> No.11382765

>>11382262
B&r

>> No.11382820
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>>11382261
>Wife's BF found the Soy.

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>>11382261
>Dad found the 'vark sock

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>the cute girl at work found out I cook and now wants me to make her something

>> No.11383088

>>11383037
Tell her you're an Internet troll on the website known as anonymous when she asks where the food is. She'll understand.

>> No.11383108

>>11383088
This, except buy her a dog. Say it'll keep her safe

>> No.11383119

Vegan gf don't know bout my beef jerkey stash. :-D

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>>11383119
>Vegan blind date found the gut bucket

>> No.11383553

>>11382261
>still living with mommy
Get the fuck out of here you underaged shit.

>> No.11383600

>>11383553
After the accident its more like she lives with me

>> No.11383606

>>11382262
wow

>> No.11383607

>>11382262
based Mom poster

>> No.11383614

>>11383553
Rude as fuck

>> No.11383621

>>11383553
>not taking care of your mom after ypu have a stable income
Get the fuck out underaged mutt shit

>> No.11383651

>>11383108
LOL winrar

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>>11383600
>>11383614
>>11383621
>all these underaged little brats aggressively defending this stupid childish post
No wonder /ck/ sucks ass, it's filled with Ameriboo teenagers all competing for American attention. Pathetic, or sad, I can't tell....both, really.

>> No.11383677

>>11383656
Hey kids! Welcome to the triggered shart show!
What crazy shit posts will we see next? Will his inferiority complex get any bigger?
Stay tuned!

>> No.11383685

>>11383677
Aww, did I make you upset?

I did, didn't I, precious.

>> No.11383690

>>11383656
>insecurity complex
It's a flyover thing not an American thing

>> No.11383692

>>11382820
kek
thanks for le pepe too

>> No.11383700

>>11383690
The term Ameriboo sounds like west coast faggotry to me though, anon.

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>>11383690
>uses "flyover" as some kind of insult
>never even been on a plane

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>>11383725
>>never even been on a plane
My passport says otherwise. 40 different countries so far if you’d like to see more stamps.
>inb4 what’s a passport? Google it, Cletus.

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>Brother founds the turkey that is cooking in the airfryer

>> No.11383760

>>11383750
Haha now I know where you live you fucking retard... get your ballgag ready you fucking idiot haha... you basically doxxed yourself now I know your name and address ahaha..

>> No.11383762

>>11383750
>passport
kek. How many people have you killed in those countries, Todd?

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>>11383760
Nope.
Try again idiot.
Protip: I know more about international travel than you ever will. It's my job.

>> No.11383783

>>11383760
>entry stamp contains personal information.
Retard.

>> No.11383803

>>11383776
ahaha.. open the door you fucking idiot... I'm here aha.. get your ass ready aha...

>>11383783
with /pole/ MeeM magic I already triangulated your ass from that photo alone. Get ready for Shia 2.0 ahaha... fucking idiot..

>> No.11383811

>>11383750
>My [mother's boyfriend's] passport
ftfy

>> No.11383835

>>11383803
>open the door you fucking idiot... I'm here aha.. get your ass ready aha...
Thought I could hear a weird slobbering noise. If you're going to come in ill have to insist you mop the floor after yourself

>> No.11383845

>>11382262
Mooooooom get out of my thread you're embarrassing me in front of my friends!!!
REEEEEEEE

>> No.11383849

>>11383845
also I am gay

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>mum found the butter glove

>> No.11383935

>>11383656
S H A R T I N T H E M A R T
H
A
R
T

>> No.11383943

>>11383849
sure youre not bi?

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>>11383935
>making fun of people with bowel and urinary incontinence
Sure, why not, right?

>> No.11384062

>>11383750
So hard to google a passport stamp
Stay anonymous

>> No.11384113

>>11383776
>it's my job
>being proud of a career in travel and tourism
Hahaha holy fuck. I don't know if it's different in shart in the mart land but over here all the kids that drop out of high school get funneled through these travel and tourism programmes and end up flight attendants or some other shit job. They all love it though and think they're hot shit because they get to fly for free

>> No.11384119

>>11384044

Liberals have become mean spirited, judgmental people. wtf happened?

>> No.11384174

>>11384113
>They all love it though
haha those retards, they actually believe they like their jobs

>> No.11384537

>>11384119
>Liberals have become mean spirited, judgmental people
They always have been. Only the fucking idiots thought otherwise.

>> No.11384555

>>11384113
I've traveled and worked on 4 of 7 continents and all it ever did was demonstrate that travel and foreign lands are over rated.