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11378865 No.11378865 [Reply] [Original]

Good frozen food I can grab from the supermarket right now?

>> No.11378869

>>11378865
Some hot buns.

>> No.11378870

peas

>> No.11378871

>>11378869
He said frozen you illiterate retard.

>> No.11378875

i want to eat that ass if you catch my meaning

>> No.11378876

imagine if she sat directly on your nostrils and farted...

>> No.11378880

>>11378865
Redbarron pizza, stouffers lasagna, any of the paleo frozen meals are pretty good.

>> No.11378883

im very horny and lonely

>> No.11378888

>>11378865
can i freeze that ass for later :^)

>> No.11378905

>>11378865
>frozen food
...Or you can get ground beef, onion (should have around any way), a few mushrooms, spinach, egg, cut the mushrooms (quick, easy), brown the beef a little in a pan of olive, throw everything in, season with salt+pepper, basil and/or oregano, and sautee.
Done.

>> No.11378908

>>11378871
What does this say?

>> No.11378910
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>>11378905
That's too much work

>> No.11378912

>>11378905
Lastly freeze the beef and spinach. You can also buy frozen spinach and that works too.

>> No.11378920

>>11378865
I like bags of frozen berries, you can put a big bowl in the fridge and snack on it later

>> No.11378934

>>11378910
It sounds like it is, but its not. You just need the ingredients out. You start with the beef cuz you want make sure its cooked then egg then everything else. Its not much harder than scrambled eggs. The only reason I stopped eating Joe's Special is cuz I made it a lot.

If you happen to have real parmigiano reggiano that's especially good but I don't expect that.

Other than that, I just get the larger Healthy Choice meals. They're not bad, just the smaller ones don't have enough calories to feed me.

>> No.11378935

>>11378865
Ughh my fiance and I recently quit having sex because I started taking my faith seriously. We're getting married in April but I am so horny all the time.

Why, OP? Why must you post this image for me to suffer.

>> No.11378940

Come and look at me mommy and daddy, im a big girl now, in a big town, i like big d...

>> No.11378941

>>11378935
If she's not putting out, you should be able to fuck other women.

>> No.11378949

>>11378941
It was my call.

>> No.11378954
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>>11378949
Oh, you were serious.

>> No.11378958

>>11378865
>frozen food
Fuck off. I assume you mean frozen meals.

>> No.11378959

>>11378954
ehh i'll get as much as I want in 6 months.

>> No.11378963

>>11378959
Dumbass.

>> No.11378970
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>>11378959
You haven't been married before, huh?

>> No.11378972
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>> No.11378974

>>11378970
realized this was a foolish post as soon as I made it.

>> No.11378975

>>11378935
You sound like an idiot. Do what you guys always do. Pray for forgiveness then go right back to (((sinning)))

>> No.11378984

Been married, thank god the little swimmers dont hit home.

>> No.11378991

>>11378975
(((cultural christianity)))

I knew I would get lampooned for doing it in earnest, but I truly believe it. There are worse ways to live life.

>> No.11379009

>>11378974
Foolish seems to be a theme.

>> No.11379010

>>11378991
You're still a dumbass. It means nothing in the grand scheme of things. You already fucked before. Dumbass.

>> No.11379016
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>>11378972
That's one of the best pizza bases on the market, but don't forget to purchase the non-frozen toppings.

>> No.11379020

>>11378941
my asian wife doesnt want to fuck anymore because she's a bitch. she told me i should "get a girlfriend", but im just thinking, what's the point of even having an asian wife now?

>> No.11379024

>>11379020
Are you being serious?

>> No.11379038

>>11379020
Buy a new one, then.

>> No.11379040

>>11379020
Damn, my Asian wife is 8 months pregnant and still fucks like a rabbit. She Korean?

>> No.11379058
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>>11378865

>> No.11379080

>>11379040
i want a horny wife!
what kind of asian is she?
is she young?
how'd you meet?

>> No.11379093

>>11378935
>taken faith seriously AFTER virginity is already lost and AFTER finding a gf
Fuck is the point then?
Marriage used to always be arranged. Rules like no sex before marriage and extreme selectiveness were for disease prevention and shit.

>> No.11379106

>>11378949
>>11378935
Why are you on 4chan if you're puritan?

>> No.11379124

>>11379080
Viet, relatively young 30, online dating while she was over on a student visa.

>> No.11379146 [DELETED] 

C'mon its 7 wake up sleepy head. Were gonna see the family for brunch. Then long walk in park. Then visit my sister on other side of town.
...should I shoot her?

>> No.11379166

>>11379093
I mean just because I screwed up earlier in life, it doesn't mean i shouldn't try to improve now.

>>11379106
I'm not a puritan. I enjoy shitposting on here. /ck/ is pretty safe most of the time. I don't go on boards like /gif/ anymore. Cut out the porn too.

>> No.11379182

>>11378865
ice cubes

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>>11379166

>> No.11379247

>>11379009
Underrated desu

>> No.11379256
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>>11378865
I like these.

>> No.11379258
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>>11379020
>having a wife for the purpose of only sex
>She probably see thru that and ready to divorce you
Start saving up boi

>> No.11379296
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>>11379020
>my asian wife doesnt want to fuck anymore because she's a bitch. she told me i should "get a girlfriend", but im just thinking, what's the point of even having an asian wife now?
Ohhh sweetie.....

>> No.11379313

Guys, dont think with your dick
They want your money, simply as that

>> No.11379340

>>11379124
Viet?! oh man...you are in for a terrible time later on in life.

>> No.11379455

>>11379166
Don't listen to all these faggots my man, you're making the right choice. Good on you for having some self control and taking your faith seriously.

>> No.11379462

>>11378865
Blancnoir

>> No.11379474

>>11378991
If you truly believed it you wouldn't have had sex in the first place. Faggots like you are why I applaud the death of cuckshitianity in the West. Absolute retards that Muslims seem like intellectuals

>> No.11379478

>>11378935
She's gonna start fucking other guys, women may hqve a lower average sex drive but they need it more. They're reliant on it.

>> No.11379486

>>11378991
>getting cucked by a hewish sand religion
The absolute (united) state of Americans

>> No.11379490

>>11379040
>having Elliot 2.0

>> No.11379496

>>11379340
Nah, she's a good Catholic girl.

>> No.11379507
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>>11379490
Nah, it's a girl.

>> No.11379514

>>11379507
>foot
Why did this make me laugh so much.
>having daughters
Classic beta

>> No.11379516

>>11378865
didnt this bitch do porn and then quit? She a cook now?

>> No.11379517

>>11379514
>Beta
Don't care, had sex, drunk, without a condom.
>So glad I have a good career.

>> No.11379522

>>11379020
this isn't real, so stop posting

>> No.11379529
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>>11378865

>> No.11379534

>>11378949
Good for you OP. Don't let anyone on here make you feel bad about your decision. You made the right choice.

>> No.11379651

>>11378865
>>11379529
>come home from a hard day's work
>find the bitch in the kitchen snapping pictures instead of setting a hot plate of food on the table the exact moment I come through the door
This is one of the reasons why MGTOW exists

>> No.11379661

>>11379651
and why women are severely beaten

>> No.11379663

For the very slim chance you're reading this janitor, don't let their harassment get to you. Stay strong.

>> No.11379716

>>11379529
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

>> No.11379944

>>11378908
"What does this say?"

>> No.11379953

Blancnoir if anyone is looking for sauce.
Thank me later

>> No.11379958

>>11379474
God judges you and so does everyone else.

>> No.11379965

>>11379486
Bad argument. Why would jesus condemn the jews so many times if it was a Jewish control mechanism? Is this all the P*gans have?

>> No.11379978

>>11379944
I don't know, I'm illiterate.

>> No.11379984

>>11379958
The Lord only judges at the end of our lives to determine where we are sent next.

>> No.11380005

>>11378935
Are there actually people like this in real life

>> No.11380012

>>11378905
>ground
minced

>> No.11380014

>>11380005
yea I am

>> No.11380027

>>11380014
You're a faggot

>> No.11380052

>>11380027
I mean i'm engaged and reasonably happy

>> No.11380896

Tater tots, berries, fish...

>> No.11380921

bruh

>> No.11381186

>>11379016
jesus its so wet. did they spray extra grease and water on this before the picture

>> No.11381757
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>>11378865

>> No.11381762

>>11379716
BASED AND REDPILLED

>> No.11381775

Evol frozen burritos.. if you heat them properly they taste great

>> No.11381855

>>11378865
Red Baron Pizza

>> No.11381869

>>11378875
We don't catch your meaning. Please elaborate.

>> No.11381923
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>>11378865

>> No.11381936

>>11379258
no dont save anything. spend it all so theres nothing for her to take in the divorce.

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>>11378865

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>>11378865

>> No.11382012

>>11378905

Either
>skipping a lot of work steps that turn this from "substitute for frozen food" into "meal prep that takes way longer than frozen food"

or

>not washing your spinach, eggshell in your dish and you're sauteing whole onions.

Neck yourself

>> No.11382024
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>>11382000
Based Steffposter

>> No.11382026

>>11382000
I love this shit, but it ain't cheap.

>> No.11382049

>>11382026
>I love this shit, but it ain't cheap.

Cheaper (and fewer calories) than ordering pizza, which is what I'd otherwise do.

But you're right, it's not exactly free.

>> No.11382073

>>11382000
>god smag i en fart
>eating farts

>> No.11382082
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>>11382049
I'm too cheap for that too.
I usually make my own biksemad and pizza. Like a pleb.

>>11382073
We're a lewd people

>> No.11382124

>>11382073
>Not eating farts

>> No.11382141

>>11378865

>Good
>Frozen Food

Pick one. And whos the chick in OP?

>> No.11383441

I literally want to bite her ass cheeks, suck her asshole like a milkshake

>> No.11383459

>>11378865
Anything fried comes out at shitty restaurant quality if you fry it in your cast iron pan. There is no difference in tendies from chilis or dennys and tendies fried from the freezer at home.

>> No.11383469

>>11378865
> white girl cosplaying a chef in the kitchen

At least you could make her believable, like out protesting somewhere.

>> No.11383494

Imagine putting plastic wrap over your face and her shitting over it, feeling the heat, haha.

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>>11378972

>> No.11384308

>>11382082

Hah, I live less than two miles from that place. It's incredible, I think I was 14 before I realized what it was.

>> No.11384500

>>11378935
Good man.

>> No.11384505

>>11379716
NPC meme

>> No.11384520
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My fridge stopped working for some reason a couple days ago so I've been living off of pic related for the past couple days for lunch and dinner, they're only like 99 cents each and taste amazing.
I'm still pissed about losing most of my fresh food but these will suffice for the time being along with Campbell's soup, rice and noodles.

>> No.11385212

>>11378865
She looks like a white Mia Khalifa

>> No.11385248

>>11379529
>giant mole on neck
She was already iffy looking that puts her back down to a 5/10, not worth my time.

>> No.11385274

>>11378935
Wow a whole six months boohoo you fucking normie

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>>11379529
>>11378865

>> No.11386068

French fries

>> No.11386084

i wanna thrust my penis inside her vagina if you know what i mean

>> No.11386145

>>11378935
Hey man, keep it up.

>> No.11386177

>>11379020
If this is real she is 100% cheating on you

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>frozen food

>> No.11386206

>>11380012
Fuck off anglo

>> No.11387527

>>11384520
These things are bizarrely addicting. When I used to be an essentially full blown alcoholic, I would eat the fuck out of these things when I was drinking. They have a number of varieties as well. God damnit, I might have to grab some of these today.

>>11385212
You shut your fucking mouth. No she doesnt. Noir's ass is a gift to us all and we should appreciate it to the max. Also, she has some incest sex vids which are kino. I wanna lick it.

>>11386084
I do.

>> No.11387531

>>11378935
>quit entirely
That sounds like a dumb idea, even dumber if you have already had sex.

>> No.11387580

>>11379020
>"get a girlfriend"
Unless you're planning on a divorce, I'd take her up on that offer.

>> No.11387602

>>11387580
i dont know how to get a girlfriend.
how do i get a girlfriend?

>> No.11387723

>>11387602
>Have money
>Say hello to women

>> No.11388696

>>11378865
Good to see a woman in her rightful place.