/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11375037]

Hi, welcome to subway!
What can I get for you?

[Anonymous No.11375045]

>>11375037
a number 13 mike's way from jersey mike's

[Anonymous No.11375047]

>>11375037
One chicken-soy sandwich please :^)

[Anonymous No.11375048]

>>11375037
Directions to Long John Silver's

[Anonymous No.11375050]

>>11375048
do they still exist?

[Anonymous No.11375057]

Directions to Capt. Submarine

[Anonymous No.11375062]

>>11375037
You can get me a better place to eat.

[Anonymous No.11375063]

>>11375037
Is there still egg in your veggie patties?

[Anonymous No.11375065]

just cheese and veggies
no pickles or tomatoes

[Anonymous No.11375070]

Lettuce and mayo on Italian, toasted to a crisp

[Anonymous No.11375087]

>>11375037
Footlong Itlian
Lettuce
Jack cheese
Tomato
Pickles
Mayo
Toasted golden brown

[Anonymous No.11375095]

just lookin

[Anonymous No.11375134]

>>11375050
Fuck yes they still exist. Probably the best fast food on the market today

[Anonymous No.11375141]

Philly cheesesteak. No onions, no cheese, extra extra mayonnaise

[Anonymous No.11375159]

anyone else notice how shit subway has gotten? i'm sticking with jimmy johns from now on.

[Anonymous No.11375164]

>>11375037
hey darling gimme a big sand wich and the coffee today

[Anonymous No.11375167]

>>11375037
Italian BMT
All veggies except olives
Sweet onion and ranch
Honey oat of course

[Anonymous No.11375170]

>>11375159
t. JJIDF

[Anonymous No.11375174]

I need a job application.

[Anonymous No.11375192]

I'll have a large pickle sub with sub sauce and a patented dogtooth IPA to wash it down thanks

[Anonymous No.11375194]

>>11375095
the fuck out of my sandwich artist establishment

[Anonymous No.11375204]

>>11375037
Foootlong meatball on white
Provolone
Spinach
Onions
Tomato
Black olives
Parmesan cheese
Chipotle southwest

[Anonymous No.11375208]

>>11375037
why is subway always so stinky?

[Anonymous No.11375209]

>>11375204
spinach? what in the good lords name

[Anonymous No.11375219]

>>11375134
Eating at LJS reminds me of being a kid. Mum would take me there frequently. It is kinda funny to think of a fast food fish joint in the US but it's really quite good.

[Anonymous No.11375220]

>>11375209
Don't tell me you actually get shredded iceberg lettuce

[Anonymous No.11375221]

>>11375204
>chipotle southwest
Chipotle southwest what dumbass

[Anonymous No.11375234]

>>11375221
You seem frustrated

[Anonymous No.11375235]

>>11375220
never seen spinach at a subway. seems like a weird substitution for iceberg though

[Anonymous No.11375250]

>>11375037
hey man is that five dollar foot long thing still going on?

[Anonymous No.11375268]

>>11375235
spinach was the only reason i was still going to subway.

[Anonymous No.11375280]

>>11375235
It's just another flavorless crisp green that goes on sandwiches except it's much more nutritious than iceberg

[Anonymous No.11375318]

>>11375134
>mfw the corporate jews realized the little bread bits are good and they started selling them separately
WHY

[Anonymous No.11375356]

>>11375037
Yeah, can you tell me where the Wendy's is? My phone is leading me in circles.

[Anonymous No.11375371]

>>11375318
they're always trying to cuck the poor like they did with lobster and chicken wings.

[Anonymous No.11375385]

>>11375318
what? they're hush puppies

[Anonymous No.11375428]

>>11375194
rude

[Anonymous No.11375442]

>>11375134
fish tendies

[Anonymous No.11375449]

>>11375037
>go to subway
>ask for a BLT on white, not toasted
>what kind of bread?
>..white
>meat?
>just bacon
>okay and cheese?
>no thank you
>would you like that toasted?
>no
>extras?
>lettuce, tomato and..mayonnaise
>will that be all?
fucking
what the fuck
how are they programmed to not listen to what you say except when they demand you say it?

[Anonymous No.11375461]

Tuna fish, my nigga. On a footlong italian with banana peppers, green peppers, black olives, onions, with some salt/pepper and a little mayo. And make that a meal cuz I need some Dr. Pepper and a bag of salt & vinegar chips.

[Anonymous No.11375468]

>>11375449
>how are they programmed to not listen to what you say
They're probably forced to do it like that or else they get in trouble by the manager or whoever is in charge of the team that day.

[Anonymous No.11375487]

>>11375037
the fucken door.

[Anonymous No.11375494]

>>11375141
SUbway made the worst fucking cheesesteak I’ve ever had, and this is despite having a Philly cheesesteak at a truckstop made by someone who had no clue what a philly cheesesteak actually was.
The meat tasted like cardboard. The cheese wasn’t even melted, just put on cold.
I haven’t eaten at a Subpar sandwich place like that again, because even McDonalds, or the local sandwich place that caters to junkees could make a far better sandwich.

[Anonymous No.11375507]

>>11375141
you disgust me...

[Anonymous No.11375513]

>>11375037

why aren't you behind the counter please don't hurt me

[Anonymous No.11375532]

>>11375045
>not getting a giant number 9

[Anonymous No.11375551]

[Anonymous No.11375561]

>>11375037
Teriyaki chicken on italian

Add jalapeno, onion, creamy sriracha, buffalo, and horseradish

[Anonymous No.11375604]

>>11375037
White bread
meatball
no cheese
not toasted
onion
olive
green pepper
salt
pepper
one line of ranch
thank you

[Anonymous No.11375875]

>>11375204
>>11375604
>meatball
mah niggas
the only good thing at subway. their meatball marinara is got tier.
I always get it with pepper jack cheese and banana peppers.

[Anonymous No.11375882]

>>11375449
All fast food workers are like this. They can only handle one request at a time.
It's why I always order on the app and pick it up when I get there.
I don't have to repeat myself a million times and they can make it at their own pace.
It's a win win for both of us.

[Anonymous No.11375916]

>>11375037
Meatball sandwich
Herb and cheese bread, Provolone, toasted
Vinegar on the bread FIRST
Lettuce
Onion
Bell pepper
Oil & Vinegar
Olives
Olives
Olives
Southwest sauce
Tomato
Salt & pepper
Italian Seasoning
Parmesan

Sweet Tea
Salt & Vinegar chips

[Anonymous No.11375922]

Can I have a sandwich with everything on it?

[Anonymous No.11375930]

>>11375551
post it pussy

[Anonymous No.11375942]

>>11375037

[Anonymous No.11375949]

>>11375942
shoulda just left a regular old doubledecker in their terlit

[Anonymous No.11375954]

a lady who works at the subway down the block says the manager has a 5 second rule.

[Anonymous No.11375982]

>>11375954
ok retard what's the rule

[Anonymous No.11375984]

>>11375037
I'll get a footlong chicken teriyaki on Italian herbs and cheese, please.

Natural cheddar, please.

Yes please, toasted.

uh, lettuce, pickles, and banana peepers.

Salt and pecker? Yes please.

And some chipotle southwest sauce, that's everything; thanks.

[Anonymous No.11375985]

Never understood why you'd want to pay that much money for a fucking sandwich, why not eat some actual food for that amount of money?

[Anonymous No.11375991]

>>11375982

[Anonymous No.11376002]

>>11375991
folklore what are you a witch

[Anonymous No.11376006]

>>11375984
Also can I get a Dr. Pecker?

[Anonymous No.11376015]

>>11375047
You motherfucker :^)

[Anonymous No.11376017]

>>11375037
Nothing stupid faggot bitch. I'll be going to Publix to get a sub.

[Anonymous No.11376018]

>>11375208
I work at a boost juice in Australia. It’s such a disgusting, filthy, smelly dump, because the store owner is a tight arse Indian lady who refuses to spend a cent on decent cleaning products and new equipment to replace broken equipment. Some how though, we are never not busy, and people keep flocking to our shop despite us consistently fucking up drink orders or making lackluster drinks that look and taste like shit.

[Anonymous No.11376019]

>>11375037
Meatball marinara

[Anonymous No.11376022]

>>11376006
>Baron skipper
Not bad. Could be better though.

[Anonymous No.11376023]

>>11375037
6 inch meat and cheese on italian urban cheese

[Anonymous No.11376030]

>>11376023
Double meat please

[Anonymous No.11376031]

>>11375037
Just give me a bag of bread thanks. I’ll make my own sandwiches at home.

[Anonymous No.11376047]

>>11375385
He's referring to Bo Crackles.

You used to just be able to get an order for free because it's just fried dough leftover in the grease.

[Anonymous No.11376125]

>>11375037
It is a bit pricey but the next time you guys go in ask for "The Feast". It is an off menu but it is basically every single meat they have. Fucker is HUGE.

[Anonymous No.11376132]

>>11375551
DO IT

[Anonymous No.11376176]

>>11375449
Subway like other restaurants are full of people varying in age that have no hopes of a future or a work ethic. They scare easy and are constantly in fear of losing their job. The are literal npcs wether they acknowledge it or not. If you go against the script they short circut.
They have a sheet on how to make a sandwich. They are instructed to give the smallest portion of each ingredient because corporate thinks thats how customers get exactly what they ask for but this only pisses customers off. Subway is a joke and most of its employees are degenerates.
Ive just been recreating my restaurant favorates at home. Its cheaper and i dont have to deal with the bullshit

[Anonymous No.11376183]

Footlong honey oat
Tuna
Spinach
Tomatoes
Olives
Jalapenos
Banana peppers
Onions
Green pepper
Oregano
So much vinegar that the bread us mushy

Then I add chips I buy elsewhere to it.

So tasty and I love vinegar to the point I drink it.

[Anonymous No.11376351]

Yeah give me the Ultimate sub. Oh wait, I meant to go to Publix. Nevermind

[Anonymous No.11376358]

12 inch Italian (Herbs and Cheese if they have it)
Meatball marinara
Pepper jack
Chipotle Southwest Sauce
Banana Peppers

[Anonymous No.11376364]

i usually get teriyaki chicken with sweet onion sauce and veggies, as seen in pic related. has anyone's subway order changed since they were a child though?

[Anonymous No.11376369]

>>11375037
I haven't been to one of those in at least 3 years. If i want to overpay for a sandwich Jimmy Johns is the go to, plus i'll have it in my hand before the card clears.

[Anonymous No.11376381]

>>11376183
>Tuna
>So much vinegar that the bread is mushy

[Anonymous No.11376396]

6in. BMT Deluxe
Italian bread
Toasted
Mozerella
Olives
Tomato
Spinach
Red Onion
Parmesan
Oregano
Olive Oil on side

[Anonymous No.11376420]

>>11375942
Should do this after I got a “that’s what they all say” after I mistakenly asked for a BMT instead of a BLT.

[Anonymous No.11376503]

quiznos better, give me a chicken carbonara on rosemary parmesan

[Anonymous No.11376521]

>>11375037
Highly relevant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3VRXVvr6XU

[Anonymous No.11377200]

Anyone had that new mustard seed stuff they have?

[Anonymous No.11377241]

>>11375208
That would be long john silvers. Never change the grease. Always an acrid ranncid grease smell. But having managed a subway many years ago, when you open a turkey or ham package it does smell like week old unwashed socks

[Anonymous No.11377252]

>>11375208
It's the bread

[Anonymous No.11377264]

One PubSub (tm) pls

[Anonymous No.11377274]

>>11375037
>large extra steak extra cheddar
>italian herbs and cheese
>toasted
>lettuce
>tomato
>onion
>olive
>banana pepper
>mayonnaise
>salt and pepper
>to go

[Anonymous No.11377304]

>>11375487
>>11375095
Kek. Based non NPC anon

[Anonymous No.11377313]

>>11375037
White bread
No meat
No veg
Mayo
Salt and pepper
No drink
No cookie

[Anonymous No.11377317]

Extra mayo white boy?

[Anonymous No.11377547]

>>11375134
this shit is so good but so bad for you

[Anonymous No.11377560]

>>11377547
but da sciencetists said fish is brainfood and wine is heart food

[Anonymous No.11377568]

>>11375037
>I'm sorry I thought this was Jersey Mike's
>turn 360 degrees and walk away

Fuck outta here with that flyover shit

[Anonymous No.11377587]

>>11375037
Literally kill me

[Anonymous No.11377777]

>>11375037
I'll take those sevens, to go

[Anonymous No.11377986]

>>11377777
very nice!

[Anonymous No.11378014]

>>11377777
ebin scriptfag get

[Anonymous No.11378025]

>>11375037
I'd like a McDLT

[Anonymous No.11378031]

>>11375942
>not saving the original pasta
The fuck is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.11378033]

>welcome to Subway
>What would you like
Footling flatbread. Steak and cheese, heat the steak first then add Swiss cheese. Add Parmesan cheese and a line of oil.

I'll also take a side of vodka and Viagra because I'm feeling it today.

[Anonymous No.11378271]

>>11375037
One Chipotle Southwest Steak & Cheese Signature Wrap™

[Anonymous No.11378319]

>>11376006
Doc Clean
I can live with this.

[Anonymous No.11378383]

>>11378271
Okay, what bread?
m'kay, meat?
alright, any cheese?

[Anonymous No.11378397]

Low key subway is for subhumans.

[Anonymous No.11378449]

>>11377777
checked

[Anonymous No.11378554]

>Italian herbs and cheese bread
>Tuna
>Meatballs
>Swiss (double)
>Extra toasted
>Banana peppers
>Jalapenos
>Horseradish (heavy)
>Oil (heavy)
>Salt and pepper (extra heavy)
And I'll get that with white chocolate and cranberry cookies plox

Always look forward to having these
for lunch on payday

[Anonymous No.11378585]

lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

the money in the register chief

[Anonymous No.11378812]

>>11375532
Mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.11378827]

>>11378383

[Anonymous No.11378995]

>>11375134
i needs it brotendos

[Anonymous No.11379987]

ayl haf a meat boll sahb wit sahm chehdar ayn a cap a sodah far wan

[Anonymous No.11379998]

>>11375134
looks like frozen trash
reported for being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.11380255]

What I had yesterday at lunchtime from my local Subway Store made freshly by the Sandwich Artist Pajeet Employee:
>honey oat footlong
>classic chicken
>swiss
>toasted
>avocado
>lettuce
>tomato
>spinach
>jalapeno
>onion
>olives
>mayo
>sweet chilli
>salt and pepper

It was a fine meal that left me feeling satisfied until dinner. My only gripe is the mayonnaise at Subway was FUCKING SHIT. I have no idea what the substance they put on my sandwich but next time I make an order for a fresh sandwich at my local Subway Store, I will not be asking the Sanwich Artist Pajeet to put mayonnaise on my sandwich.

I do believe that Subway’s Own Garlic Aioli is a fine alternative to mayonnaise and I will be ordering this next time.

After I had finished my meal from Subway yesterday, I put the sandwich wrapping in the bin under the desk in my office. I noticed a strange smell emitting from the bin in a few occasions but I tried to ignore. Despite my best efforts, I could not ignore the foul odour any longer and I had to remove the refuse from my office. I went to tie up the rubbish bag and before I knew it I was dry reaching because the smell was so bad. I instantly recognised the odour as the foul Mayonnaise from my local Subway Store. In that instant I vowed to myself to never again order Mayonnaise from a Subway Store.

In over 17 months of working in this office, I have never had to remove the refuse under my desk because of a foul order before the weekly removal by the office cleaners. This was a major inconvenience to my day that I do not appreciate, and I may draft a strongly worded letter to my local Subway Store informing them of the Mayonnaise Stench.

[Anonymous No.11380311]

if you don't order italian herbs & cheese you're a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.11380353]

I will detail below the Sandwich order that I made yesterday at lunchtime from my local Subway Store that was freshly crafted by the Sandwich Artist Pajeet Employee:

>Honey Oat Footlong
>Classic Chicken
>Swiss Cheese
>Toasted to Subway Perfection
>Smashed Avocado
>Lettuce
>Tomato
>Raw Spinach Leaves
>Jalapeño
>Onion
>Olives
>Mayonnaise
>Sweet Chilli Sauce
>A dash of Salt and Pepper

Overall, my bespoke Subway Sandwich was a fine meal that provided me sufficient energy throughout the remainder of my workday and left me feeling satisfied until dinnertime. However, I had one problem in particular with my Subway Sandwich that I refuse to remain silent about. The Mayonnaise that I ordered in my Subway Sandwich was not befitting for even a paralytic leper convicted of treason. I do not believe that the substance that was put in my Subway Sandwich was truly Mayonnaise, as advertised on the top of the sauce dispenser in clear writing.

The next time that I make an order for a fresh sandwich at my local Subway Store, I will not be asking the Sanwich Artist Pajeet to put Mayonnaise on my sandwich.

I do believe that Subway’s Own Garlic Aioli is a fine alternative to mayonnaise and I will be ordering this condiment next time.

However my fellow gastronomic gents, the story does not there. Oh no no. I urge you to continue reading my next post for the continuing details of my Subway experience.

[Anonymous No.11380362]

My experience from my local Subway Store continues as follows:

After I had finished devouring my meal from Subway yesterday, I put the Sandwich wrapping in the bin under the desk in my office. We fast forward to today. Several times throughout the late morning, I had noticed a strange smell emitting from the bin on a few occasions. Try as I could and despite my best efforts, I could not ignore the foul odour any longer and I had to remove the refuse from my office. I leaned over under my desk to tie up the rubbish bag and before I knew it I was retching and truly on the cusp of ejecting my morning’s breakfast from the pits of my stomach because the odour was so horrific. I instantly recognised the odour as the foul Mayonnaise from my local Subway Store. In that instant I vowed to myself to never again order Mayonnaise from a Subway Store.

In over 17 months of working in this office, I have never once had to dispose of the refuse under my desk because of a foul odour before the weekly removal by our fine office cleaners. This was a major inconvenience to my day that I do not appreciate, and I will draft a strongly worded letter to my local Subway Store informing them of the Mayonnaise Stench. I do not believe that I am the only Subway Customer who has had to go through such a difficult and character building experience. Please inform me if you have had a similar experience.

[Anonymous No.11380647]

>>11380353
>>11380362
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.11381732]

>>11380353
>>11380362
kek

[Anonymous No.11381963]

>>11375045
>>11375047
>>11375048
>>11375050
>>11375062
>>11375063
>>11375065
>*accidentally puts Ranch on your sandwich* Oh, I'm sorry, is this still alright?
>>11375087
>>11375204
>Sorry, could you refrain from saying the whole order until I finish this step.

[Anonymous No.11381981]

>>11376006
Baron taste.

[Anonymous No.11381982]

>>11375875
Meatball
Provolone
Pepperoni
Chipotle sauce
Mayo
Italian bread

[Anonymous No.11381985]

>>11375037
Just give me a footlong meatball marinara on toasted flatbread with no cheese, guacamole, extra sauerkraut, extra olives, extra vinegar and extra BBQ.

[Anonymous No.11382006]

>>11376006
DADDY YES!

[Anonymous No.11382015]

>>11375037
Y-you too...

[Anonymous No.11382017]

>>11375037
A Classic Italian my good man.

[Anonymous No.11382297]

>>11376006
role

[Anonymous No.11382303]

>>11375037
Over prices, low quality stingy portion shit chain, I used to feel bad for the people who worked at these places but quite frankly if you still work at these hell holes you deserve it. Subway needs to go the fuck out of business.

[Anonymous No.11382312]

12 inch herb and cheese
diced chicken
pepperoni
marinara sauce
mozzarella
toasted
oregano

i call it the pizziola

[Anonymous No.11382331]

>Firehouse
>Jerseymikes
>Jimmy Johns
>Quiznos
>WhichWich
>The fucking SCHLOTZKY'S that is half of a GAS STATION
>Arby's

These are all by and LARGE superior chain sub shops to Subway. Why on god's EARTH do people outside of midwest flyover shitholes still eat there?

[Anonymous No.11382348]

>>11375204
What a terrible sandwich

[Anonymous No.11383957]

>>11375875
>>11375875

And make sure you get pic related and NOT a footlong. They're good but holy shit that sodium tho.

[Anonymous No.11384278]

>>11375037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnyVE1go2vs

[Anonymous No.11384296]

>>11376006
Daddy Cool

Seems like something I’d drink

[Anonymous No.11386027]

Italian HC
Bacon
Pepperjack
Toasted
Spinach
Tomato
Onion
Banana peppers
Bell peppers
Chipotle Southwest

[Anonymous No.11386040]

What the fuck? Sorry, I thought this was Jimmy Johns. Bye!

[Anonymous No.11386107]

>>11375045
jersey mikes is the best. shame the two closest ones to me are right across the street from a local chain. rip Jerry's.

[Anonymous No.11386842]

>>11375037
Some of your sugary sugar sweetened sandwich with extra sugar syrup and caramel sauce please.