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11371483 No.11371483 [Reply] [Original]

>over at friend's place for dinner
>oh here dude let me get you some cutlery
>opens dishwasher

>> No.11371487

>opens anus

Sorry guys typo

>> No.11371491

>having friends

>> No.11371500
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>>11371483
>friends
>shitty meme anime image you probably didn't even watch and just saved off google/reddit whatever

>> No.11371510
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>go over to casual friend/coworker's place for the first time
>seems like a cool guy, a little awkward, probably lots of wasted potential
>kind of seems like he had an idea of what he wanted to do with the place, but just kind of gave up at some point
>you can tell the place has never been touched by a grill
>it's definitely got a style, but just hasn't quite come together
>he obviously wasn't expecting company, and is nervous, but it really isn't that bad for someone living alone for so long
>notice half empty vodka bottles stashed behind a few cabinets
>whatever
>"the food is just about ready, do you want to sit on the love seat and watch something on tv or should i clear off that little table?"
>"let's just sit on the couch, anon"
>"sorry about the mess, i was just about to load the dishwasher, but i did hand wash a couple plates and have some clean cutlery on my knife rack; it's my favorite"
>*proceeds to eat the best home cooked meal you've ever had*

>> No.11371515
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>>11371500
I know plenty of stoners, college kids, and people that just like to relax that enjoy anime.

Not sure I have a single friend or family member that's a pepe-fag though.

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>>11371500
OP btfo

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>>11371515
>DUDE WEED to boot
yikes

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>>11371515
triggered bitchboi

>> No.11371532

>>11371521
cringe

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based

>> No.11371606

>>11371532
OOFing @ your post gayboi

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>>11371483
>invite friend over for dinner
>he starts snooping around my room
>mfw he looks under the bed where I keep my dildos

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>>11371483
>over at friend's place for dinner

Yeah I bet.

>> No.11371668

>>11371510
Who the fuck thinks like this? You’re a fucking weirdo

>> No.11372127

>>11371668
Did you even read the OP? I was just trying to bring a little balance and common sense to the thread.