What would you do if you won the lotto, /ck/? Eat gold encrusted dishes? Tour the world eating the finest cuisines? Open a restaurant? Order one of everything from Taco Bell?

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Anonymous Sat Oct 20 12:55:55 2018 No.11359645 [Reply] [Original]

What would you do if you won the lotto, /ck/? Eat gold encrusted dishes? Tour the world eating the finest cuisines? Open a restaurant? Order one of everything from Taco Bell?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 13:18:35 2018 No.11359738 I would pay Gordon Ramsay to yell at me about my cooking

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 13:21:32 2018 No.11359744 Get a big mac, mcchicken, buttermilk chicken tenders, fries, an apple pie, a mcflurry, and a soda all ordered a la carte. Sample about 1/3 - 1/2 of each item and throw away the rest. Yup that's the way to do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 13:21:46 2018 No.11359745 File: 146 KB, 708x624, 1533190171419.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd fund a scientist to research how I'd never need to eat ever again. No more food. Just let me live without having to shove matter into my face ever 6 hours.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 13:23:13 2018 No.11359748 If I won the first thing I would do is rebuild the local library, which was closed down when I was a kid. I used to have to go to the next town over just to do my homework when I didn’t have a computer. As for food I have no idea.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 13:23:32 2018 No.11359750 I would do so much cocaine and then die

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 13:26:52 2018 No.11359759 >>11359645 >tour the world eating the finest cuisines? Yep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 13:30:31 2018 No.11359770 >>11359645 I'd build a self sustaining house up north near a lake and maybe buy a small personal plane

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 13:31:01 2018 No.11359772 >>11359645 Move to Belize, leave no forwarding address and fuck bitches.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 13:41:44 2018 No.11359828 >>11359645 Buy a apartment unit and I'd want a big nice clean kitchen. Also a Tesla

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 13:49:41 2018 No.11359864 >>11359645 I'd spend a week going to all the nicest places in my area, enjoying some really fine dining. Save/invest the rest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 13:51:49 2018 No.11359873 >open a restaurant with 1.6billion >be 2 million in debt in two years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 13:56:08 2018 No.11359886 >>11359745 based mentally ill doujinposter

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:07:29 2018 No.11359925 >>11359645 start a local beekeeping company sell honey, beeswax, royal jelly, pollen keep all my bees, never transport them to pollinate commercial crops have bee friends bees

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:12:34 2018 No.11359946

First thing: Hire an attorney, a financial planner, and an accountant. This is the dream team that'll ensure that this shit goes smoothly.

Second: All debts wiped clean. I want my credit score to be supreme.

Third: Hand out a million to each parent and sibling. Get the family squared away for the rest of their lives. One million each is more than enough to do that.

Fourth: Buy land in several countries and contract a vacation house in each one.

Fifth: Buy the best sail boat I can find. Perhaps hire a small crew to help me sail it.

Sixth :Sell all my shit and sail the world.

Seventh: Figure that shit out as I go. Probably put most in savings. Probably donate. Not sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:15:34 2018 No.11359956 >>11359946 >Sixth :Sell all my shit and sail the world. might want to write and notarize a will first

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:19:42 2018 No.11359976 >>11359956 true dat. good thinkin'.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:22:13 2018 No.11359986 >>11359645 not work and travel a lot an eat a lot of good food and seek out the best beer and wine in the world. Wouldn't really spend on anything I don't already besides paying off my mortgage beyond the food and travel

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:26:28 2018 No.11359994 >>11359645 I would go to McDonald's and get a mufuggin uhhhhhhhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:28:13 2018 No.11360002 >>11359645 hire an entire harem of women with lactating breasts so i can suckle on them all day

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:33:11 2018 No.11360023 My eating habits wouldn't change much aside from drinking much more expensive wines than I currently do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:37:10 2018 No.11360039 >>11359946 Your the anon that dies in a tragic jet ski accident. These idiots with money buy all kinds of dangerous toys and don’t have a clue how to use them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:39:36 2018 No.11360049 Build a fortress in the woods with 30,000 cans of spam and 5,000 guns and pray that the end is nearing Also get internet in it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:41:46 2018 No.11360057 >>11360023 What would your price limit be?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:45:29 2018 No.11360073 honestly that's way too much money for me to have. even if taxes cut it in half. i dont want to hoard money but i also dont want to live a super extravagant lifestyle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:45:59 2018 No.11360076 >>11360039 We're here for a good time; not a long time. I'd rather go out doing what I love and having fun doing it. Fuck growing old and needing tubes in my nose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:47:22 2018 No.11360085 >>11360076 >I'm 19 and have no concept of mortality

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:48:37 2018 No.11360089 >>11360076 Child detected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:50:27 2018 No.11360098 >>11359645 I would eat Jiro's sushi once.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:51:05 2018 No.11360100 >>11360076 >We're here for a good time; not a long time. This is the most naive thing i have ever read

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:52:38 2018 No.11360104

>>11360057
If I won the super jackpot with $1.5 billion? I don't think I'd need a price limit, the number of astronomically priced wines is pretty small, and pretty limited in style (a few burgundies, bordeaux, and so on). I love burgundy, so I'd probably be drinking a lot more of the $50-150 stuff, and I imagine I'd keep some of the trophy stuff around just for fun.

But I like variety, there are some styles of wine that you can't pay much more than $30 even if you wanted to. And I'm not going to stop drinking those just because they're not "prestigious".

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:53:28 2018 No.11360111 >>11359645 Buy the company i work for and burn it to the fucking ground >>11359738 Similar. I'd pay him to eat my cooking. Every last bite...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:53:40 2018 No.11360112 >>11360076 t. teenager

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:53:59 2018 No.11360115 >>11360089 ???? What sort of math are you using to come to that idea?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:54:51 2018 No.11360119 I would donate 99% to the starving and homeless, then buy a new stove. Maybe a new set of teeth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:55:27 2018 No.11360121 >>11360085 >>11360089 >>11360100 >>11360112 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:56:22 2018 No.11360125 File: 1.00 MB, 2448x2448, IMG_20181005_082709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11359645 I'd upgrade my bike pump

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 14:58:14 2018 No.11360132 I'd have a professional tier kitchen that I dirty up with no remorse and let the help clean it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 15:00:01 2018 No.11360138 >>11360104 I mean what would your ceiling be? $2,000? $5,000? What would be the highest you'd go for a wine you might just buy as bragging rights?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 15:00:23 2018 No.11360139 File: 238 KB, 1600x1068, lightweightbike.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11360125 >not just ordering a new set of fernwegs once a week and throwing them out when the tire pressure goes below 100 PSI

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 15:01:17 2018 No.11360141 >>11359645 donate it to africa to solve the hunger

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 15:05:35 2018 No.11360155

>>11360138
Why would I even need to set one? I'd have half a billion after taxes, if I'm drinking enough of anything for that to affect my wealth it's probably because I'm paying for a new liver too often.

Within reason it would never be an issue. Suppose I'm drinking a $5000 bottle once a week, on top of the average $100 bottles, which seems unlikely since that would get boring, and I generally don't have a taste for oak and high extraction, which reigns supreme at the super high end, but let's just pretend. That's still under $300k a year. That's probably less than the maintenance on one of the condos I'd own in the Cote d'Azur or whatever, that I'd visit like 3 weeks out of the year.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 15:31:38 2018 No.11360256 >>11360155 300k sounds about right. -Johnny Depp

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 15:45:31 2018 No.11360317 >>11360141 hahaha you're kidding right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 16:07:18 2018 No.11360396 >>11360141 100% would be pocketed by govt higher ups Congrats, you won the lotto for the African politicians.

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 16:15:57 2018 No.11360431

>>11359645
I think about this almost every second of my terrible life. I would pay off all my family's debts and live comfortably for the next 29 years. As far as food goes, I'd probably go to a few fine dining places over the years, yeah, but the trick to making the money last would be to not change my life much at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 16:17:20 2018 No.11360440 >>11359772 You are living the dream, Mr. Anon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 16:17:35 2018 No.11360442 >>11360431 How much money do you spend that 500 million would not last if you increased your spending?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 16:18:37 2018 No.11360448 >>11359925 Based bee poster.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 16:18:52 2018 No.11360452 People in this thread dont seem to realize how much money 1.5 billion dollar is

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 16:21:22 2018 No.11360463 >>11359745 why are you even here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 16:26:58 2018 No.11360485 >>11360442 I'm basing that number on the 29 year payment thing. I wouldn't get the lump sum. I would get an accountant, a lawyer, etc. to help me make decisions with the money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 16:29:33 2018 No.11360495 >>11360452 Right, sorry. Everyone should spend at least $1 billion on high class food or they're not good with money

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 16:30:03 2018 No.11360497 >>11360139 I don't ride bikes, bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 16:30:11 2018 No.11360500 >>11359645 Definitely the Taco Bell one

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 16:33:00 2018 No.11360510 >>11360495 Its not that its just that if you win lets say 500million dollars you could spend 300 000$ a year until you die and still leave your children/grand children retarded amounts of money without investing

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 16:33:24 2018 No.11360513 >>11360463 I have to be

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 16:43:35 2018 No.11360554 Get myself a nice flat top grill and cook some burgers

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 16:49:27 2018 No.11360571 >>11359645 Go back in time and order one of everything from the mcdonalds dollar menu. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWHXo3clywk

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 16:50:17 2018 No.11360575 >>11360495 t. doesn't realize how much money 1.5 billion is

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 16:52:45 2018 No.11360581 >>11360495 You could buy every single high class restaurant on earth for a billion dollars

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 17:01:15 2018 No.11360611 >>11360452 Not everyone wants to spend 1.5 billion dollars

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 17:02:39 2018 No.11360616 >>11360611 Yes they do every single person who says they would invest the money wisely is a liar trying to feel better about themselves

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 17:05:43 2018 No.11360630 >>11359925 What is royal jelly?

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 17:06:45 2018 No.11360633

>>11360616
I wouldnt even invest it. I'd just throw half in a savings account and keep the other half cash in my house. I'd write in my will to burn all the cash and give the stuff in the bank away to the local homeless shelter. No one needs that much money

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 17:06:59 2018 No.11360636 >>11359946 Only a mil each? You fucking miser

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 17:08:36 2018 No.11360649 >>11360633 No you would buy cool cars multiple property's and stuff you don't need for the next 20 years. Money changes everyone dont pretend you are special

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 17:12:26 2018 No.11360671

>>11360649
Dont care about cars. Big houses just collect too much shit and take too much effort to maintain or worry about maintaining. Most of my money would go to a nice kitchen, food, and top shelf liquor, wine, and beer. Have a cellar for the wine and beer. Build a nice workshop and home gym. Honestly brock Lesnar has my ideal life

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 17:27:47 2018 No.11360740 >>11360125 >making fun of me a week later

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 17:28:36 2018 No.11360747 >>11360571 >this video is 10 years old damn takes me back

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 17:33:38 2018 No.11360764 1.6 billion dollars with of coke and hookers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 17:42:50 2018 No.11360796 I'd buy a cheapass flyover state like Wyoming or Montana and forcibly evict every resident and have my own little mountain kingdom of wheat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 17:43:37 2018 No.11360798 >>11360796 you can't do that you fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 17:47:40 2018 No.11360813 >>11360798 Let him dream, you cunt!

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 18:22:13 2018 No.11360955
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>>11360798
If rich pirates can buy the entire US, certainly I can buy a worthless flyover state with my lottery winnings, that's just muh pure thoughts and prayers are with you christian capitalism.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 18:24:20 2018 No.11360962 >>11360955 We didn't buy anything. We took it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 18:26:35 2018 No.11360975 File: 4 KB, 220x229, 1538795643279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11360955 >John Oliver told me nobody in the entire middle of our country is worth anything, so I can buy all their shit and go drink my soylent on their land

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 18:32:35 2018 No.11361007 >>11360764 Based Charlie Sheen poster.

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 18:34:41 2018 No.11361017

>>11360581
There are about 110 3 Michelin star restaurants on earth. While a few might have valuations in the several million range because of accumulated wealth (wine, art, etc) and branding, I reckon you could get almost any for a million dollars. By my reckoning you could buy every 3 Michelin starred restaurant 4 or 5 times over with 500 million dollars.
Or you could buy like 50,000 food trucks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 18:37:22 2018 No.11361024 File: 172 KB, 800x521, 800px-USMA_Color_Guard_on_Parade.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11360975 So how does president bone spur's boot polish taste again?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 18:39:12 2018 No.11361029 File: 2.57 MB, 382x554, 1537994187453.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11361024 Grasping at straws. Tell me the one about Russian trolls next.

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 18:43:51 2018 No.11361044
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>>11360955
Existing rich people already had that idea.

There's a small town in Wyoming that is technically the home of like 50 different billionaires. They never actually go there obviously, but they do own it. Mostly for tax purposes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 18:47:25 2018 No.11361059 >>11361029 I would buy these guys the best lawyer in the country and stop by Ronnie's Burgers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 18:49:30 2018 No.11361065 >>11360630 jelly that when a worker eats it transforms them into a queen bee big in the natural health industry

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 18:49:31 2018 No.11361066 >>11360975 >John Oliver Dropped. No one cares about that humorless clown.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 18:55:16 2018 No.11361091 >>11361029 >russian election meddling is fake Don't you have some dissidents to be rounding up and blackmail payments from the ephemeral orange to be receiving Vlad?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 18:56:44 2018 No.11361101 >>11361066 whoosh

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 18:57:34 2018 No.11361107 >>11360636 Shut up. If you knew how horrid my family is, you'd know how generous my offer is. They're lucky I'm considering their abusive asses at all .

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 19:21:02 2018 No.11361192

>>11360485
>I'm basing that number on the 29 year payment thing.
Good plan Anon. People don't seem to realize that a LOT of lottery winners are bankrupt within 10 years. Your idea (which is what I'd do as well) would ensure you that you wouldn't go broke for at least 30 years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 19:24:50 2018 No.11361206 do everything im doing now but without the constant 'how much will this cost me...' thoughts

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 19:26:02 2018 No.11361210

>>11361192
The payment thing is for dumb people who can't handle money. First off there's no guarantee that the lottery will even pay out for the duration. Second of all you get less money because if you get the lump sum you can invest it. Anyone smart would just get the lump sum and invest it wisely.

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 19:32:53 2018 No.11361237

>>11361210
I might be stupid for going for the 29 year thing, but I'm willing to admit that I wouldn't be smart enough to keep the lump sum for too long without help from accountants, lawyers, a therapist and some other specialists to ensure I don't blow all of it in less than 10 years.

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 19:35:23 2018 No.11361243
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Try more things to fix my chronic fatigue and then go back to school to get an easy ass English degree.

Spend some time in Thailand drinking coconut water and eating street food on the beach with the cutest ladyboys I can find. Get them to feed me grapes while dressed as slaves.

Then move to Japan and live a comfy life gardening/cooking/nightwalking/working out with the most feminine jap traps I can find.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 19:42:40 2018 No.11361272 >>11361237 And if you are smart in how you spend the annual payment you'll have a lot (by normie terms) left over at the end of the year you could invest as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 19:47:27 2018 No.11361295 >>11361272 Sure, but you won't get me to change my mind on this. Everyone would do different things with a vast windfall of money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 19:49:23 2018 No.11361303 >>11361295 Not trying to change your mind, we both think alike when it comes to this.

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 19:59:59 2018 No.11361343
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>>11359645

1. Go to these three countries in order and feast:
Bhutan
Japan
India

2. Buy 2 real estate properties in my home country.

3. Get another cat.

4. Get a massive wardrobe upgrade.

5. Donate real estate to my two best friends, my mom and my wife's mom.

6. Repair my heirloom pocket watch and cufflinks.

7. Pay off all debt of the above mentioned people and myself.

8. Once all of the above is done, I would give a million bucks to the next stranger who treated me with genuine kindness when they didn't need to.

9. Start the world tour of 2-3 star michelin restaurants.

10. Sleep better.

11. Never again look at pricetags on the food I buy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:01:02 2018 No.11361347 >>11359748 Libraries ftw

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:08:06 2018 No.11361365 Give it all to my mom so she doesnt have to worry about anything else then kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:08:35 2018 No.11361366 >>11359770 I like it! Pick up hunting and fishing too? >>11360002 Interesting pick - start a milkshake parlor pls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:18:54 2018 No.11361397 >>11361272 some people who do take the annuity end up selling the annuity for a lump sum to one of those shady companies that advertises on the radio when they run short one year. Those "It's my money I want it now" ads

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:23:07 2018 No.11361410 >>11360125 You ever stick your dick in that thing ha ha

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:47:46 2018 No.11361503 Fly to Tokyo and eat at every restaurant, food cart, and hole in wall bar

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:38:55 2018 No.11361944 >>11361503 How will you afford to fly back?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:50:11 2018 No.11361993 >>11359645 I'd buy 4chan and go bankrupt after hiring 1000 full time moderators and making a new rule stating that all posts have to be related to tendies somehow And then I'd go buy a Popeyes franchise

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 01:21:43 2018 No.11362525

>>11361343
>Donate real estate to my two best friends
>Once all of the above is done, I would give a million bucks to the next stranger who treated me with genuine kindness when they didn't need to.
>Never again look at pricetags on the food I buy

You sound like the kind of dumbass that would blow all of his money within a decade, ruin his relationships with those who he held close, or both. Pathetic.

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 12:13:26 2018 No.11364116

>>11362525
Interesting analysis.
What makes you say that?
My first step is a long vacation and step two is literally investing.

Also, taking care of those you love is not really conducive to ruining your relationship with them - If they turn it down they turn it down.

Tbh, if you don't have a good reason for writing all of that, which I doubt, I would assume you are forever alone that is bitter about people still being in touch with their families and having friends.

Not everyone want to spend their money on glue dolls you know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 12:15:33 2018 No.11364126 >>11361944 De, that far into the future money will have become obsolete. He only needs to hail the hivemind to get re-uploaded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 12:16:39 2018 No.11364133 >>11364126 What?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 12:22:21 2018 No.11364152 >>11364126 Are you a time traveler?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 12:24:57 2018 No.11364161 >>11359745 I've always wanted this. Or at least some sort of nutrition pill made in a lab.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 12:37:32 2018 No.11364192 >>11364161 Well, there’s Soylent...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 12:38:54 2018 No.11364197 1.60 billion McChickens

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 12:53:48 2018 No.11364262 I would buy the moon. Have a moonbase and some shops. Start terrabuilding, hoping for a new and better world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 13:12:34 2018 No.11364323 >>11360463 Because I enjoy talking about food even though I think it's annoying we're FORCED to eat it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 13:16:48 2018 No.11364345 >>11364262 You couldn't buy the moon for a trillion dollars, let alone a billion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 13:18:21 2018 No.11364351 >>11364345 Elon Musk estimates it'll take about 5 billion to get to the moon and back. Tack on another 5 billion for the moonbase, and he could have a comfy little pad up there for just $10b.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 13:25:01 2018 No.11364378 >>11364197 With lots of extra McChicken sauce packets right?

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 13:37:30 2018 No.11364415

>>11359645
Quit my job and tell my boss he’s a cheap bastard and to go to hell, but some real estate throughout the country and parts of Europe, open up a bookstore, get a Subaru Outback, get a doggo, try out some Michelin star restaurants, donate a bunch to my parish, update my wardrobe, give a bunch to my family, contribute to the trump reelection campaign, and then invest the rest.

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 13:50:08 2018 No.11364453

>>11359645
I mean, I'd probably frequent some good quality places that aren't absolute rich-bait food (stuff that's all presentation with no real substance, when you pay $150 for a plate of lettuce and a 1oz steak drizzled with Chef cum and a side of his daughter's boogers) but the thing about being rich is that you don't stay rich if you consistently blow it all off. In moderation, I guess. I definitely won't be cooking my own meals, but I also don't think I'd hire a personal chef or anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 13:51:11 2018 No.11364459 File: 807 KB, 2260x1547, Soylent-bottles-close.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11359745 Have you tried Soylent?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 13:52:33 2018 No.11364463 I'd build a giant kitchen coliseum and have the finest chefs fight to prepare my tendies. ALLEZ CUISINE

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 13:52:39 2018 No.11364464 File: 258 KB, 1200x788, 1533632163839.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11364459 No because I don't want to grow man-boobs and look like this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 13:53:17 2018 No.11364466 >>11360039 Right. "Accident" Heh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 13:53:53 2018 No.11364472 >>11364459 Isn't there an oat based alternative of this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 13:55:39 2018 No.11364480 >>11359645 Why is the lottery shilling on 4chan? This is the fifth board I've seen a dumb-ass lotto thread in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 13:56:53 2018 No.11364489 >>11364464 You look fat and pathetic as is, I doubt any soy would make a difference

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 14:00:12 2018 No.11364508
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>>11364472
Yeah, there's JimmyJoy (used to be "JoyLent" but I guess they wanted to stop being seen as a knockoff) but I can tell you from experience that it tastes like absolute ass. Soylent at least is palatable - the chocolate one tastes like a brownie batter smoothie which is amazing given how little sugar is in it. Joylent (or Jimmy Joy, or "Plenty?" Did they change their name again?) tastes like you just stuck a bag of rolled oats into a blender with sugar water and hoped for the best. It's awful, and I purchased like 5 months worth of it like a moron because at the time they were having issues selling to US residents so I figured I'd stock up before they had another dry spell. Ended up throwing out like 4 months worth when it eventually expired.

>>11364480
It's just people getting interested in record high amounts. I don't play the lotto, but I purchased a $2 ticket because why the fuck not? As long as you don't buy more than that, there's not really a reason not to at least put yourself in the drawing. The real morons are those buying a bunch of them thinking it'll actually raise their odds. Buying 100 tickets gives you about the same chance as 1 ticket, so don't bother with more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 14:03:59 2018 No.11364531 File: 139 KB, 538x838, Vanilla_v1.0_1024x1024.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11364508 I meant this stuff, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 14:14:44 2018 No.11364569 >>11364508 >Buying 100 tickets gives you about the same chance as 1 ticket But that's literally wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 14:20:28 2018 No.11364586 >>11364489 Pathetic maybe but I'm actually severely underweight. Better than being fat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 14:23:07 2018 No.11364594 >>11364569 >0.000000001% chance vs 0.0000001% Both are 0% for all intents and purposes

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 14:24:26 2018 No.11364596 >>11364594 >damage control

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 14:26:33 2018 No.11364604 >>11359645 Pay the mods to remove any vegan threads to /trash/

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 14:29:07 2018 No.11364615 >>11364604 Found the triggered drumpfkin

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 14:30:17 2018 No.11364620 >>11364594 One of them is 100 times higher than the other, that is a significant difference.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 14:31:55 2018 No.11364627 >>11364594 >difference of two orders of magnitude >for all intensive purposes it's the same Okay then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 14:32:51 2018 No.11364633 >>11364615 Nah, that would just be a flat ban.

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 14:40:19 2018 No.11364665

>>11364596
>>11364620
>>11364627
I know your autism makes it hard to understand things that aren't always literal, but the point is that two orders of magnitude more than an incomprehensibly small amount is still and incomprehensibly small amount. Yes, winning is literally 100 more likely, but you're still never going to win.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 14:43:28 2018 No.11364678 >>11359645 Eat the finest hooker pussy until I collapse

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 14:53:32 2018 No.11364697 >>11364665 But the odds are non-zero. SOMEBODY wins, because it's not a zero chance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 14:54:45 2018 No.11364704 I think I'd like to hire a team of live in psychologists to monitor me all day and on special occasions we'd eat some ice cream. I'd also like a new stove.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 14:56:33 2018 No.11364706 File: 2 KB, 125x125, 1491529231877s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cannibalism.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 14:56:37 2018 No.11364707 >>11359645 Probably use the money to fund a revolution in Poland.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 14:58:12 2018 No.11364714 >>11364707 why are we revolting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 14:58:59 2018 No.11364716 >>11364714 Cause the EU was a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 14:59:21 2018 No.11364717 >>11359645 i would eat 3lbs of ribeye steak every damn day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:01:45 2018 No.11364721 >>11364697 That's because 10^-10 * 10^8 is big enough that it can't be considered a 0% chance anymore. Most people have a hard time understanding how fucking fast exponents scale, but 10^2 is nothing compared to 10^8

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:02:39 2018 No.11364723 >>11364508 Buying more than one ticket increases your odds as long as you play a different combo

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:02:48 2018 No.11364724 >>11364707 Why not buy 2 billion pounds of potato?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:10:47 2018 No.11364749 >>11364716 you don't need a revolution. you just need a polish Donald Trump.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:37:29 2018 No.11364852 >>11364721 Brainlettes are a growing plague on our society. You are a shining example of that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:48:28 2018 No.11364899 >>11359645 Smoker large enough to do whole pig.

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:49:06 2018 No.11364906

>>11364697
>>11364852
>it's basically zero
>but it's not literally zero
>yes, but it's practically zero
>but it's not literally zero
>I know but it's such a tiny difference from zero that you can think of it like zero unless you have an equally huge number to offset it
>but it's not literally zero

literally a symptom of autism

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:50:34 2018 No.11364913 >>11364906 Oh ok, non-zero numbers are actually zero. Up is down, men are women, and there can be 67 different genders. If we're going to just ignore science and numbers, let's go crazy. The earth is flat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:54:31 2018 No.11364930 I would buy US Sugar and immediately shut it down forever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:54:33 2018 No.11364931 File: 151 KB, 612x612, 1481071097165.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11364913 >tfw you accidentally break the autistic child and send him into and autistic rage

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:55:03 2018 No.11364936 >>11359645 There would be a nice cafeteria in the manufacturing company I would create.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:55:30 2018 No.11364940 >>11364665 >i was only pretending!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:58:09 2018 No.11364958 >>11364627 >I don't understand what orders of magnitude are. Here's a tip, it's not restricted to division and multiplication of base ten.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 16:07:43 2018 No.11364990 >>11361397 Yes, there are literally companies that exist solely to give cash advances to lottery winners and will leave the winner in debt.

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 16:08:22 2018 No.11364994

You posted on /ck/ so I assume you want food-related answers

I’d build a big house on a nice piece of land—already kind of picked out, a little northeast of Pikes Peak—with a big kitchen. Stone floors, gas range, granite countertops, huge pantry with shelves that slide out, big baskets specially for onions and potatoes. Maybe a big stone hearth or pizza oven in it, maybe out in the back patios.

I’d have more unitaskers since I’d have room in the kitchen. I’d have a bread machine and make all our bread instead of buying it. Sourdoughs, tomato basil bread, cheddar and onion bread...

I’d also probably keep bees like the other anon said, and have an herb garden. I’d have all the time in the world to learn how to garden properly so maybe I could finally cure my black thumb once and for all.

I’d can things a lot more. Herb jams, pepper jellies, fruit preserves and fruit butters, flavored honeys.

Oh, and I’d have a real nice set of china tea ware.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 16:13:38 2018 No.11365012 >>11359645 Buy a mountain and the land surrounding it so I can finally be the fuck away from people.

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 16:15:12 2018 No.11365018

>>11359645
i've done this math a lot in my head. putting 10 million into various banks. 1 million at an interest rate of 5%. is about 50K a year, so 10*that is 500K which is more than I could ever feasibly need. A huge majority of it would go into land purchasing and investing in stock, mostly things like mining, oil, fast food, lumber, and various other things that have a good track of stability/growth and will pay large in dividends with the amount of stock owned. with a smaller portion i'd invest slightly more recklessly in projects that would hit my personal interests. finally I have a list of people i'd just give a small fraction of the money i'd receive to. there are about 12 people who would be getting approx ~2 million or so each.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 16:37:21 2018 No.11365108 Move to japan and become the anti soros. Eat at all the best places and fuck alot of barely legal 10/10 japanese women. Invest the other 900 million to fund my anti soros activities until I die 70 years later.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 16:39:08 2018 No.11365117 >>11365018 >1 million at an interest rate of 5% Let me know when you find that, I'll transfer all my savings into it. Assuming you're not talking about medium-high risk stocks, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 16:41:51 2018 No.11365129 Make a chain restaurant called “Memes” where every food is based on your favorite meme, like derp and derpina, dat boi, and wojak. XD every Friday is memewar Friday, where you show your favorite meme to the server and you get a discount. Haha

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 17:00:53 2018 No.11365185 >>11359645 Buy dignity, self-worth, and purpose.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 17:53:13 2018 No.11365336 >>11365129 This would actually unironically probably become somewhat popular, unfortunately.

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 17:56:40 2018 No.11365351
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Holy shit.
OP who made the
>Buying 100 tickets gives you about the same chance as 1 ticket, so don't bother with more.
post here. I left to fuck my gf and take a nap and come back to this shitstorm. You guys are hilarious.

The important point is to create odds for yourself. 1 ticket is enough for that, and $2 is nothing worth crying over throwing away. Buying 100 tickets makes that into $200, which can objectively be spent safer and repurposed better elsewhere, because even with 99 extra tickets your odds increase by an iota so it seriously isn't

>>11364569
>But that's literally wrong.
You're using the word literally incorrectly here. Notice I used the word "about." To simplify this, let's say you had 26 cents, I would be correct in just rounding that down and saying you have about 25 cents, right? Or if you had $100,000,000,001, I'd be correct in just removing that 1 and be reasonably correct, right? By buying 100 tickets, your odds are about the same as buying 1 ticket, because increasing a spec of a chance x100 still doesn't even get you past 0.5%. For all realistic intents and purposes, your chances are about the same. Who the fuck would argue that 0.000000000000000000000000000000001 isn't about the same as 0.0000000000000000000000000001. I bet you can hardly even tell I removed zeroes at the end there.

Anyone who doesn't realize otherwise is exactly the kid of sap that the lottery prays on, and the kind of person who inevitably ends up bankrupt a year after winning the life altering jackpot because they can't properly actualize the values of supremely large or vastly small numbers and apply them into real life. Thinking of it in simplistic terms of "I'll increase my chances by 100!" shows ignorance. It's factually correct, but the end result still isn't even a whole number difference; except losing $2 vs losing $200 is a pretty huge disparity that doesn't properly correlate to the value you gain from that exchange.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 18:25:03 2018 No.11365465 >>11365351 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 18:31:00 2018 No.11365491 go to whole foods and get some sushi without stealing it

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 18:36:13 2018 No.11365504

>>11365351
From a /biz/ post but the math was hot shit, so here it is with better math
>0.000001% for $6
>0.00053% for $3,200
>0.000529% for $3,194
>0.000000016~% average increase per dollar past the initial $6, in truth having diminishing increase in odds every $2

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 18:46:36 2018 No.11365541 >>11365185 No jackpot in the universe can get you that, friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 18:54:57 2018 No.11365566 >>11365351 >I left to fuck my gf and take a nap Imagine having to larp and tell lies on the internet to people who disagreed with you and hurt your feelings just to make yourself feel better. Imagine.

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 18:55:22 2018 No.11365567
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>>11359645
I'd buy some land in a location like pic related and have a luxurious house and farm strategically built there with the intention of expansion. I'd have outdoor and indoor gardens which, along with the farm, provide all the food my family and hired-work inhabitants could ever need. I'd get a lot more into gardening than I am now and possibly capitalize on it by starting a produce company of some kind. Thinking further, I'd probably go with creating a high quality olive oil company, since great olive oil is one of my favorite things on this earth. I would also get into cheese making since pizza is my favorite food to bake, and I could fine tune the things which bother me about cheeses in the stores, but would not make a cheese company. Not really worried about transportation or how far I am from a city/grocer since the idea is to have everything I need all in that one self-sustaining place. No bills, no payments, etc. I'd generate my own electricity, water, etc. I don't know much about gas but I guess I'd have to have propane tanks delivered/filled once in a while - no biggie. I would absolutely master all my favorite dishes and learn new ones, which would be really fun for many years, but then I'd probably teach a hired chef to make it exactly as I would so I could use that time otherwise. My children would be free to move away if they chose to, but would be welcome to have families right there in that perfect place. Absolutely everything which bothers me on my current daily basis would be specifically addressed, reversed, remedied. No more worries, hurt or struggles. The olive oil company alone may not be enough to keep this place up for generations to come, so I'd have to come up with other ways to ensure the well-being of my lineage in this place, but I'd figure it out along the way.

This may have been a lotto shill thread, but I'm glad I came across it because as I typed this (boring to you all) fantasy... I kind of lived in it, just a little bit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 18:56:31 2018 No.11365575 >>11365351 If you are fated to win it, one ticket is enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 19:03:43 2018 No.11365599 >>11365566 Imagine finding it unrealistic that people have better things to do than to post on a Taiwanese child trafficking forum because it makes you feel better about your own pathetic life. Imagine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 19:18:30 2018 No.11365642 >>11365351 This. Most big winners bought less than 5 tickets (5 tickets is one full entry slip)

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 21:55:21 2018 No.11366237 >>11365599 Shut up virgin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 21:57:32 2018 No.11366244 >>11366237 absolutely blown the fuck out

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 22:08:48 2018 No.11366294
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With over a billion dollars? Open my own restaurant and try to attain a Michelin star. I don't think I'd even give a fuck about profit; I'd just want the prestige that comes with having one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 22:12:50 2018 No.11366316 >>11361091 >the ephemeral orange not even into politics but i chuckled.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 22:15:46 2018 No.11366328 File: 427 KB, 958x662, 1519546173149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11364706 Yes.

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 22:16:21 2018 No.11366331

>>11359645
Trust fund.

Have it pay a bi-weekly allowance that can not touch the capital of the trust fund.

What's that? 800 million dollars? What's the weely interest on that?

MORE THEN I'LL EVER NEED!

And i'll use 100 million to go and do cool stuff. Cool house. Cool car. Etc etc etc.

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 22:44:02 2018 No.11366433
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I would reenact that scene from Boondock Saints where the funny faced guy shouts 'There was a firefight!'. But instead of the actors its famous sushi chefs and instead of firing bullets they are throwing sushi at each other.
The funny faced guy would be replaced by Jiro, who would scream 'There was a sushi fight!' and then slow-mo dance to classical music as multiple sushi chefs launch sushi back and forth around him.
I would then release a pack of starved Mongolian children onto the set to eat the Michelin grade sushi off the street while keeping a separate angle close-up on Jiro's face as he watches.
This would be broadcast on every channel I could bribe to play it for as long as the money could convince them to do it. Whatever left over money I had, im thinking Arbys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 22:54:00 2018 No.11366452 >>11359745 just get huel, ffs

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 22:58:19 2018 No.11366464 File: 54 KB, 540x472, 1500945481317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11359645 I can't even imagine having that much money. I'd just like to go to college and stop worrying about groceries.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 23:05:50 2018 No.11366491 >>11366464 whoever wins it will be ruined within a year. nobody here should wish to win that. .

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 23:15:48 2018 No.11366517 >>11366491 If you’re an idiot, maybe

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 23:21:01 2018 No.11366541 >>11366517 Literally everyone thinks that they'll win the lottery and the massive influx of money won't instantly ruin them, but it happens every time anyways. You are not immune to unprepared wealth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 23:23:57 2018 No.11366554 >>11366541 It's some people, certainly not all. The biggest mistake most people make are not remaining anonymous when claiming the winnings though some states don't allow you to do that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 23:30:00 2018 No.11366577 >>11366541 What can one simple person do after drugs, and partying have run their course?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 23:31:38 2018 No.11366580 >>11366541 It’s literally harder to blow that much money than to retain it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 23:46:48 2018 No.11366620 >>11359946 Based boring normalfag poster

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 23:48:48 2018 No.11366627 >>11360098 >pay bill, be in debt

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 23:53:51 2018 No.11366640

Keep the fact that I won a secret.
Do a world food tour, probably go all over Europe and a lot of East Asia.
Fully finance this art dude I like.
Give a good amount to family members.
Probably continue and finish college just for "the experience."
Buy up some nice properties in a few parts of the world.
Build a full scale perfect replica of the Twin Towers and remote control planes into them to see if the official narrative is true or not.
Live a quiet life of near solitude and slowly grow insane.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 23:59:51 2018 No.11366653 I'd have a hibachi grill installed in my house with a full time chef. Also would pre-order a Tesla Roadster and have soda fountain installed in the trunk that runs to the dashboard. Any other ideas?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 00:18:09 2018 No.11366689 File: 957 KB, 1600x1253, 5E1CEA19-318E-4E4A-865F-35AEAB82E762.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pay scientists to make anime waifus real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 01:42:58 2018 No.11366942 >>11359645 maybe i'll finally try turkey heh

Anonymous Mon Oct 22 02:29:24 2018 No.11367064

I'd get a few places around the globe so I can enjoy warm weather all year around. As remote from people as possible, delivery can be made through drones.

Relatives would get a monthly allowance just low enough that they would still have to work at least 2-3 days a week.

Spend my days shitposting in underwear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 02:37:06 2018 No.11367082 >>11359645 Hire one hundred anons from /ck/ to be my personal chefs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 02:59:36 2018 No.11367129 >>11359645 I'd buy 4chan and shut it down

Anonymous Mon Oct 22 03:03:09 2018 No.11367137

>>11359645
>financial shiznik
Choose lump sum, hire an attorney and financial experts to figure best allocation of funds and ensure everything goes smoothly.
>family and friends
Parents get 100 mil, each sibling (4) gets 100 mil. I wouldn't want to be significantly richer than my family and the remaining amount is plenty. I don't have any friends and no one else knows who I am, so that clears up that issue.
>now what
I would just continue my life normally. I don't think I'd buy a house yet cause I like living with my family. Maybe I'd splurge on a nice cruise for the winter. Buy the expensive spices I'm normally too scared to get.
>future
Probably get a nice house. I wouldn't want to be a bum though, I don't feel right when I don't have something to do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 03:17:56 2018 No.11367165 >>11367137 >Parents get 100 mil, each sibling (4) gets 100 mil That would be 90% of your winnings after taxes...you’d be left with less than 50 mil

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 03:20:33 2018 No.11367170 >>11367165 That's fine with me. I don't want to have so much money that I ruin my life. $50 million is plenty. The best things in life are free.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 03:36:58 2018 No.11367222 >>11367170 Cuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 05:25:43 2018 No.11367450 >>11359745 Fast for days at a time. Then eat whole wheat bran flakes or veggies or some shit and fast again.

Anonymous Mon Oct 22 05:28:08 2018 No.11367453

>>11359946
You're fucking retarded dude. You get a billion dollars only to get rid of everything and go to the ocean where money is meaningless? Just do that right now, you don't need 1 billion dollars to do that. Something tells me you would be less likely to do that if you did have a billion dollars.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 05:33:32 2018 No.11367464 >>11359645 Nothing, I would assume it was a scam because I don't play the lottery.

Anonymous Mon Oct 22 05:39:40 2018 No.11367473

I'd buy property out in the middle of nowhere to build a self sustainable lifestyle. Also buy property for the only irl I like who would probably do the same thing. Maybe before I leave to the country I'll try experimental psychedelics, donate money to young people who I believe have promising futures, have sex, have kids and leave the rest of my money to my kids.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 06:11:47 2018 No.11367535 Move to a poor country and have a harem of 16 ye fuck slaves

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 13:55:57 2018 No.11369021 File: 63 KB, 1482x1080, 1540224425973.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11365129

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 14:10:54 2018 No.11369075 File: 66 KB, 510x332, 1539744448019.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11369021 what the fuck is that picture?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 15:12:19 2018 No.11369298 File: 42 KB, 500x346, 1537998112413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11360085 >>11360089 >>11360100 >>11360112 >muh maturity >muh responsibility >muh morals seriously fuck off, let this anon do his own shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 15:13:50 2018 No.11369304 First thing I would do would be to offer that nip who runs this site enough money to terminate this shit board. After that I would probably just go about my life normally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 15:15:00 2018 No.11369306 File: 1.95 MB, 237x240, 1539586527856.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11360085 >>11360089 >>11360100 >>11360112 If there was any doubt this board was a plebbit refugee camp...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 15:20:53 2018 No.11369324 Move out of my apartment and get a nice house with a pretty sizeable kitchen. Forever would be happy with a big workspace to cook in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 15:56:26 2018 No.11369444 File: 659 KB, 1238x831, 1540177608958.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11369075 Steve's official Smash Bros render

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 15:57:32 2018 No.11369448 File: 270 KB, 960x540, 1539995613119.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11369444

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 16:31:00 2018 No.11369587 >>11369298 You know he didn't REALLY win the lottery, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 16:43:18 2018 No.11369652 File: 1.51 MB, 1080x980, 1540221801724.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11369448 >>11369444 >>11369021 PARTY BLOCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIIIIIIIIGHT

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 19:26:45 2018 No.11370367 File: 89 KB, 400x400, Christiana confused.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11369448 thats barely any better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 19:31:40 2018 No.11370398 >>11359645 i'd buy 4chan and shut down /pol/

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 00:49:18 2018 No.11371795 File: 1.10 MB, 480x270, 1539885988362.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11369587 >You know he didn't REALLY win the lottery, right? >reading comprehension can you be anymore of a b8ing rebbitfag

Anonymous Tue Oct 23 02:12:33 2018 No.11372106

>>11359645
Breed Non Poisonous Fugu so the meme about Japanese Fugu is poisonous will be extinct for good.

Also, Breed Durian that has no smell at all so the Durian Smells like Shit Meme also dies for good.

Basically, destroy every /ck/ meme that has ever existed.

In addition, open source and publish the exact ingredients and cooking methods of all fast food franchises menu options for free. This also includes discontinued fast food menu options.

Everybody will finally be able to make their own fast food menu item at home even if the company stopped selling said food item.

Anything else I'm missing?

Let's see, maybe worm my way up into 7-11 board of chairmen and introduce Japanese Convenience Stores into America and every 7-11 in America shut down and converted into Japanese Style 7-11s.

Hire Scientists to figure out how to mass produce genuine wasabi in bulk, cheaply and safely, with no reduction in quality so every Wasabi sold in American stores contain Actual Wasabi and not Horseradish with Green Food Coloring.

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