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And she didn't volunteer to do the dishes

>> No.11351631 [DELETED] 

>>11351623
>make wife fancy dinner as a surprise to be romantic
>takes one bite and leaves for the night with 3 of her male coworkers for the fourth time in one week

>> No.11351643
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Here are the rules:
1) I cook for you.
2) You wash the dishes.
These are the rules and they cannot be broken. I will satisfy #1 but if you disregard #2 then we are done as friends and I will never cook for you again. Obey the law.

>> No.11351654

>>11351631
Wut. Oh soncuck, get out of this marriage, right now.

>> No.11351662
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>>11351631
>Snapchat you
>Haha honey I'm soOoooooOoo drunk ! Might just stay over at Jordan's. Dont wait up ! Xoxo

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>>11351631

>> No.11351738
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I hate interacting with women.

>riding in a car with a female
>she hands me a macdonalds bag and tells me to toss it out the window
>I reach for it while I roll down the window
>she snatches it back and says she was just kidding
>okay then
>she asks me if I was really going to throw it out the window
>yes
>You can't litter!
>Then don't ask people to litter if that's what you think

>> No.11351746

>>11351738
Taking things too literally and having difficulty with facetiousness is a sign of autism.

>> No.11351752

>>11351738
Then dont deal with persons IQ>85

>> No.11351764

>>11351746
Yeah yeah I have heard that before, apparently everything I do is a sign of autism. I was aware the possibility that she was being pointlessly deceiving, I am very aware of females illogical patterns, I just didn't care to bother figuring out if she was playing mind games or not since it doesn't bother me to litter anyway.

Though I guess I did find the most efficient way to uncover mind games anyway.

>> No.11351770

>>11351738
I suspect you might actually be autistic, but would also like to tell you not to litter in general, no matter what someone tells you.

>> No.11351772

I only cook for chickens if I'm already cooking for myself, in which case I was gonna do the dishes eventually. I don't sweat crapola like that pal, no girl is ever gonna match my waifu anyway.

>> No.11351784

>>11351770
There is nothing wrong with littering in 99% of occasions.

>> No.11351791

>>11351738
The only thing I throw out the window is fruit peels since maybe the insects might discover it and get some nutrition and if not some random bugs will get a nice meal, but normies still freak out about it, what's the deal?

>> No.11351794

>>11351764
>Yeah yeah I have heard that before, apparently everything I do is a sign of autism.

Then you probably have autism, you sad little /r9k/ robot.

>> No.11351796

>>11351764
>it doesn't bother me to litter anyway
Christ, I don't care what your race is you're a literal nigger.

>> No.11351801

>>11351784
Yes there is.

>> No.11351807

>>11351784
Just because you are a hording shut-in who lives in squalor doesn't mean it's OK to make other people wade through trash like you do at home.

>> No.11351829

>>11351631
The cuckold deleted his post. What a shame. Rest in pieces, cuck.

>> No.11351863

>>11351796
If it weren't for your vulgar language, the illogical content of your post might make me conclude you are a woman, but, I don't generally bother to make labels of people with such scant information, you are almost always incorrect. And there's no need to bother trying to determine physical qualities of internet posters.

>> No.11351867

>>11351784
subhumans plz leave

>> No.11351879
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>>11351801
>>11351807
>>11351867
>littering is bad and don't dare you make me explain why because you know I can't

>> No.11351897

>>11351879
>Throws trash wherever
>Posts trash waifus
pottery

>> No.11351898

>>11351863
You're trying really hard to sound smart and it's not working. Are you 13?

>> No.11351925

>>11351879
Okay. It affects quality of life (cigarette butts, gum fucking everywhere), harms/kills wildlife, and even if those two things don't really matter to you then the breakdown of plastics have introduced them into virtually every water body and food chain on the planet, so if you're okay ingesting and swimming in plastics, then great. Beyond more objective health/environmental reasons it shows a lack of discipline and disregard for others. The reason why your habits get the response they do is because it outs you for what you are: a leech on society, someone who wants others to clean up their mess for them. Others view you as a mental child, and rightly so.


Throw asuka in the trash where she belongs.

>> No.11351937

I have a different setup that works several times a week. Prepare food ahead of time, cook, clean the dishes, and when I play video games she doesn't give me shit. This isn't 100% of the time but it's nice for the days I want to kick back and play games.

>> No.11351943

>>11351738
Don't listen to the other anons, you played it perfectly, even if you are autistic and actually did take her seriously. That is, if you kept a straight face throughout the whole thing.

>> No.11351946

>>11351764
Think about it like this dude, what if in that situation you made eye contact, laughed, and lightly told her to fuck off? It would've been 100% better and she would've respected you more.

>> No.11351951

>>11351946
Respect of women isn't something I covet.

>> No.11351952

>>11351829
>taking such an obvious fake story serious

>> No.11351953

>>11351937
My setup. Live alone, cook best food, do dishes, play videogames all night, fart, burb.hang out with friends when I want.
You ask pussy?
I got money,

>> No.11351957

>>11351951
well ok fair enough, but if you're trying to get laid or whatever

>> No.11351959

>>11351925
Now tell me what the point of proving you wrong is, since I am already aware that you will never change your mind on this issue.

>> No.11351968

>>11351623
That's modern women for you. They're told over and over that they deserve everything just for being a woman and they believe it.

>> No.11351974

>cook
>she does the dishes
>she cooks
>she does the dishes
>also does my laundry and cleans my entire house
feels good

>> No.11351980

Tfw you cook and was the dishes, clean the house, do the laundry, and he never even wants to cook together and bond over making food.

>> No.11351987

>>11351980
>tfw also cook and bake together
feels amazing

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>>11351953

>> No.11352027

>>11351959
>i can prove littering is an acceptable behavior
Nope, even the best sophist rhetorician in the world cannot do that.

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>>11352016
Sure, bud. Whatever.

>> No.11352048
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>tfw I nut all up in that bitch RAW
>tfw i wipe my cock on her curtains whilst she goes to the bathroom to perch over the toilet whilst my seed drips out of her

>> No.11352063

>>11351959
This is most pathetic thing I've read all day.

>> No.11352066

>>11351987
:( That's all I want. Just once. I bet it's very nice. I'm happy for you, anon.

>> No.11352070

>>11352063
Did you ready this before OP deleted it?


>make wife fancy dinner as a surprise to be romantic
>takes one bite and leaves for the night with 3 of her male coworkers for the fourth time in one week

>> No.11352083

>>11352048
I actually did this, thoogh it was my curtains and she was wearing my shirt.
Not that I cared.

>> No.11352086

>>11351643
Why would I clean up after you? You chose to cook. I would have eaten out if I knew you expectedd me to clean up after you as if you were a child.

>> No.11352099

>>11352027
see what I mean

>> No.11352105

>>11352086
If I don't choose to cook, you can just choose not to eat.

>> No.11352131

>>11352105
No, I will go to a restaurant. If one of my friends told me to clean their dishes I would tell them to fuck off as I walked out.

>> No.11352136

>>11352131
Wow, you're an ungrateful little faggot aren't you? I bet when your mommy cleans your room, you call her a bitch. What a little piece of shit you are.

>> No.11352148

>>11351643
Good rule. Have a bit of fun and possibly receive some praise for your skill, and somebody else has to do the tedious part. I like it.

>> No.11352155

>>11351738
Be a man, and assert yourself. You don't have to do something because someone else told you to, especially if it's the wrong thing (like littering). However, this sounds like it is a small joke and laughing about it with her will make it blow over sooner and bring you two closer together

>> No.11352161

>>11352136
Ungrateful? You don't apretiate your company, and make them do your housework. That is low class.

>> No.11352175

>>11352131
Nobody tells you to do it. Offering to do it is a social convention. You will appear rude if you do not do it, but it will not be mentioned. If you break a lot of conventions like this, you will find people tend to not like you and you will never be told why.

>> No.11352195

>>11352175
No. And if that was the case, at least I got a free meal... And I don't expect you to wipe my ass after I shit out the meal.

>> No.11352209

You guys are fucking niggers. All of you. If you cook for guests without expecting to do the dishes you're retarded. On the other hand, if you eat at someones house without offering to help clean up you're still retarded.

>> No.11352210

>>11352195
It's responses like these that remind me 4chan does not attract the type of people I like to be around. The worldview, the punctuation and grammatical structure, the choice of language. Thanks for this, anon. I'm going to find something better to do with my time.

>> No.11352234

>>11351643
Only if it's agreed upon beforehand

>> No.11352241

Expecting your dinner guests to do the dishes is incredibly tacky. I'm guessing most of you are either underage and brain damaged or live in trailer parks.

>> No.11352280

>>11351623
>>11351643
My GF always volunteers to do the dishes but I'm so autistic that I can't let anyone else touch my cookware.
>>11352209
Basically this, probably would have broken up with her if she just ate and then sat there on here phone or something while I worked. Doing nice things for other people simply because you care about them is the core of a relationship. That and 10/10 blowjobs.

>> No.11352299

>>11352155
Nothing wrong with littering and my existence is more environmentally friendly than yours. Not that I should be bothering with green practices since global warming will save humanity if it truly comes to pass, but whatever, it is cheaper to not own a car or a dryer and toilet paper and so on.

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>>11351829
I got cha, senpai

>> No.11352322

>>11351662
>put way too many noodles on fork for one bite
>pretend you're about to actually try to eat that bite
>for some reason hold your glass of wine too as if you're going to dump all those noodles in your mouth and then immediately gulp wine
>take picture
>immediately put down the fork and wine glass
I fucking absolutely hate women

>> No.11352416

>>11352280
My wife does 100% of the laundry and other little tasks. The kitchen is my domain unless I specifically ask her to do a task there. She never complains when I do.

>> No.11352420

>>11351623
She better have a tight, pink, wet pussy.

>> No.11352435

>>11352210
But that's why a lot of us hang here? You know70% of the people here (99% before the r/t_d saturation) are just letting loose, right? That's what this fucking site was designed for according to the founder. It's supposed to be anarchistic but has been usurped by bootlickers.

>> No.11352440

>>11352086
okay later bitch

>> No.11352659

>>11352016
me on the right

>> No.11353023

>>11352105
>>11352136
>>11352175
Is this attitude real? You faggots realize that if you don't cook it's not the end of the world right? You cook because you enjoy it then expect everyone to treat you like a god for giving them a single meal, and bow down to you. Do your fucking fishes yourselves, no one gives a shit.

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>>11352234
It doesn't have to be agreed upon beforehand, it's implied beforehand. Obey the rules.
>>11352280
>I'm so autistic that I can't let anyone else touch my cookware.
This is the only acceptable reason to wash up yourself after you feed someone else.

>> No.11353284

>>11351643
Based and Dreddpilled

>> No.11353305
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>>11353284
Inhabitants of Peach Trees. This is Judge Dredd. In case you people have forgotten, this block operates under the same rules as the rest of the city. Mama is not the law. I am the law. Mama is a common criminal, guilty of not washing the dishes after eating my food, and as of now under sentence of death. Any who obstruct me in my duty will be treated as an accessory to her crimes. And as for you Mama...
Judgement time.

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>>11351643
>be anon's friend
>hang out at his place
>getting late
>I suggest we get takeout
>he forces me to stay
>he cooks and imposes on me to eat his cooking even though I didn't ask
>ok.jpg
>it fucking sucks
>has the audacity to order me to wash the dishes
>mfw

>> No.11353367

>>11353338
Yknow what you do in that situation? You wash the dishes the first time. Then, since he cooks shitty food, you decline his food from now on. If you don't eat it, you don't have to wash. Simple as that. I decline my roommate's food a lot, because I don't want to wash. But if I eat it, you better believe I wash up.

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>>11353367
>Yknow what you do in that situation?
>just sit there like a retard no touching the plate of food in front of you
You've got to be kidding

>> No.11353434

>>11351738
This is a deleted scene from the Ryan Gosling movie "Drive", you bait-responding retards

>> No.11353453

>>11353338
>hair turns into a fucking cloak
This is some fucking kuso

>> No.11353489

>>11353367
I also believe you're fucking retarded

>> No.11354835

>>11351959
This cant be fucking real, no one is this stupid right? You got to be trolling, I refuse to believe that anybody could be this fucking braindead

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>cook for me
>leave the dishes in the sink
>she does them later

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>>11354841
>

>> No.11355023

>>11351643
fpbp

>> No.11355299

>>11353489
Well, tell me this mister, have you ever changed someone's mind by arguing with them on the internet?

>> No.11355370

>>11355299
dubs confirms arguing on the internet is a pointless waste of time, but it sure is fun!

>> No.11355380

>>11353434
kek

>> No.11355384
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>>11355370
Well, I wouldn't be overly concerned about it because everything we do is pointless, but internet arguing is so above and beyond the natural level of meaninglessness, it almost hurts.

>> No.11355396

>>11351879
>Trashukaposter is an NPC
sasuga

>> No.11355402

>>11355384
I disagree.

>> No.11355431

>>11355396
>legions of people come out of the woodwork to repeat the same phrase
>littering is bad
>littering is bad
>littering is bad
>we're not npc's though