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11351561 No.11351561 [Reply] [Original]

Hey guys I'm in a bit of a bind and I need some help really quick.

Here's my situation, I'm a compulsive gambler and am in hock to two shylocks called the Bambino Brothers. They like to get paid promptly or else I swim with the fishes see?

Okay they broke into my apartment and roughed me up real good and told me I'll be wearing cement shoes if I don't pay up or make it right.

I tell them I got no money so they thought for a bit and told me if I could come up with the tastiest pizza pie this side of Naples they'd forget about the debt. I stammered a bit and said 'yeah sure' to save my bacon.

The rub is see, I can't cook for nothin' and I need a dynamite pizza pie recipe right quick or it's bon voyage for me on a long under the sea vacation!

>> No.11351576
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>> No.11351581

I like this method of asking for a pizza recipe
When I was in Italy and ate at a pizza joint for shits and giggles they had a certain type of pizza I never heard of outside of Italy.. I think it was called margarita ..

>> No.11351972

for a good quality za the secret is in the sauce. without a good quality sauce the whole pie is fucked!

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>>11351561
Where are they going to get cement shoes anyway?

>> No.11352022

They're full of shit, just order pizza hut and tell them to fuck off. Mafia doesn't exist anymore, tell those wops that their grandmother couldn't cook for shit.

>> No.11352087

>>11351581
kek'd

>> No.11352095

>>11352022
>mafia doesn't exist anymore and the waste disposal company doesn't send goons around every month to collect their cash service fee from businesses.
Flyover detected!

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>>11351561
How about something light and healthy?

>> No.11352384

>>11352141
>>>11351561 (OP)
>How about something light and healthy?
Well, someone wants the op to die in a concrete Carbonite suit.

>> No.11352411

>>11352095
You're getting conned. They're not goons, they're pretending to be. Tell them their nonna sucks a good dick and nothing will happen.

>> No.11352718

>>11352141
please make this OP
if you do I will pray for your soul to go to Heaven

>> No.11353685

>>11351561
Clearly they would love a double pepperoni pizza with extra cheese. The 'Tough guy' pizza.

>> No.11353739

>>11351576
>tried it once. goes great with beer