Never eaten here but have a chance to tomorrow

[Anonymous No.11349798]

What should I get there? Nuggets? What are my options /b/ros? I'm a picky eater, will I like their nuggets? I'm also trying to put on muscle, is the calorie:dollar ratio good there?

Also, ignore any posts saying "I'm gay BTW" somebody always posts that in my threads.

[Anonymous No.11349803]

first post

[Anonymous No.11349809]

>>11349798
How about you just don't be a homophobic piece of trash?

[Anonymous No.11349812]

bisexuality is gay erasure

[Anonymous No.11349814]

Grilled chicken club sandwich. No tomatos.
Pepperjack cheese.
Chik fil a sauce.
Coke zero.

[Anonymous No.11349831]

All gays should be killed

[Anonymous No.11349835]

Spicy chicken sandwich. Don't get the deluxe. If you're at Chick-fil-A and your sandwich has a slice of cheese on it, it means they think you're a homosexual who didn't get the memo and they don't want you to come back.

[Anonymous No.11349839]

Sandwich plus nugs plus chik fila jesus crack sauce

[Anonymous No.11349863]

>>11349798
Listen to- HEY NO FUCKING LISTEN TO ME

YOU WILL GET

TWO

CLASSIC CHIC FIL A SANDWICHES

YOU WILL ADD

MAYO

YOU WILL DIP IN POLYNESIAN SAUCE

YOU WILL GET LARGE FRIES WELL DONE

YOU WILL DIP THEM. IN. KETCHUP.

LARGE

DR

PEPPER

ANYTHING ELSE IS NOT CHICFILA

[Anonymous No.11349871]

>>11349863
AND DONT FUCK IT UP

[Anonymous No.11349875]

Spicy Chicken Deluxe, Large fry, 10 pc nuggest, and larg Half and Half (tea and lemonade). thats the goat.

[Anonymous No.11349877]

>>11349875
>Deluxe
Why are you fucking everything up

[Anonymous No.11350158]

>>11349798
Chick-Fil-A is the only good major fast food place to get chicken.
Get the spicy sandwich sans-pickles. And get an Oreo milkshake.

And goddamn that whole anti-gay thing was like 5 years ago, let it go you queens.

[Anonymous No.11350171]

>>11350158
you make your hateful views public you deserve to be scorned forever

[Anonymous No.11350273]

>>11349798
I get the deluxe sandwich and add bacon. But the nuggets are really good and you should try them. I'd get the sandwich and then some nuggets on the side since it's your first time. Maybe ask them for a sample nugget, I feel like they might actually give you one.

[Anonymous No.11350283]

>>11350158
>I demand that you present a VALID reason for not going to a shitty fast food joint, or start eating there a minimum of three times a month.
Sure, I'll get right on that, chief.

[Anonymous No.11350531]

>>11350171
The same views contemporaries Obama and Clinton also held?

[Anonymous No.11350542]

>>11350158
You have no tastebuds, Chick Fil Gay is pedestrian and for overcompensating fags

[Anonymous No.11350560]

get a chicken sando for sure, whatever kind suits your fancy (not grilled bullshit tho), definitely some nuggies, and definitely some waffle fries. try two or more different sauces, but make sure you get the CFA sauce.
the dollar/calorie ratio is probably OK--it's pricier than average fast food, but it's still caloric and obviously protein-packed food. if you're seriously on a budget where you're having to be diligent about dollar/calorie value, I'd avoid eating out period lol... but if it's more like something you broadly try to apply to your finances, you're not exactly going to suffer from on trip to CFA. you could definitely break 1k calories for like $6-9 depending on what you get and where you live

[Anonymous No.11350571]

>>11349798
Jfc. It is not something you prep for nigger. Literally worked there for 3 years. People are really cool, good sanitation standards, we tried to kick anyone who wouldn’t fit in out near immeditely (scumbags, retards and drama queens, mostly). Shit ass music though. Anyway, the food is the real reason people go, spicy chicken sandwich is elder god tier, chicken wrap is pretty good too. Reg sandwich is a classic. NEVER buy deluxe, it is cheese, ltc and tomato, and they charge you like a dollar more, and it always ends up gross and soggy. Anyway, I think they just got in the tortilla soup, so get that.
Anyway, fuck you anon, i hope you enjoy.

[Anonymous No.11350573]

>>11350158
It was just a run-of-the-mill shitty fast food chain until they had the brilliant marketing strategy to appeal to the knuckledragging mouthbreather constituency (think maga) by bashing gays and funding torture camps. Since that group eats some form of fast food most meals sales exploded and it became the darling of the alt-right.

tl;dr it's just fast food with a twist to lur retards

[Anonymous No.11350575]

The nuggets are delicious but the sandwiches are better. Get the spicy sandwich. As far as cost ratio no its pricy as far as fast food goes and its not that much calories compared to other places.

[Anonymous No.11350594]

>>11349798
Just be prepared for high blood pressure and expensive soggy food

[Anonymous No.11350598]

>>11349831
im gay haha

[Anonymous No.11352286]

I went to Raisin Canes instead!

[Anonymous No.11352375]

>>11349798
chicken fillet is overrated. the only reason to go is to look at MILFs in yoga pants

[Anonymous No.11352466]

>>11349798
The only difference in chick-fil-a chicken as far as I can tell is the process they use to cook chicken rarely leaves any dry bits. I don't know if they steam their chicken or what but that's honestly what it seems like. The other oddity is they love to pair chicken with pickles. Every chicken sandwich has pickles on it. They put pickle juice in their breading. It's not a bad taste really, it's just not what you're expecting in chicken, which it tastes hardly at all like.

Ethically they are a shit company. Whatever they say about fundamental christian values is bullshit. I don't know about the ones near you but the chick-fil-a near me has more stacked titties than a Hooters. I think the real reason they hate the gay is they use some loophole in hiring practices to only hire young white girls as an additional selling point for what is essentially just questionable fast food.

[Anonymous No.11352529]

>>11350158
The Peach milkshake is way better than the Oreo milkshake.

[Anonymous No.11353238]

>>11352466
I think it's less depressing if the person taking your order isn't a 50 year-old Black guy who just got out of a halfway house or a single white mother who does heroin and has pizza face. They also tend to hire from the immediate area and bring in managers from established ones to supervise.

My cousin worked at one, she's from a very religious family. They are all about being nice, chicks tend to work at them because they are a pretty easy first job. I worked at a fucking bar when I was 15 had to call a manager because a guy left his gun in a booth. Pretty sure the owner was in with the Chaldean mafia.

[Anonymous No.11353342]

>>11353238
That's just a character building experience

[Anonymous No.11353376]

>>11349809
How about you do the world a favor and end your pathetic life?

[Anonymous No.11353391]

>>11349831
yes but

where do we draw the line in how gay you gotta be? like if you looked at a dick once and thought about it, are you gay?

What you are advocating is mass genocide of men, because as we all know there's nothing wrong with a pair of hot lesbian sluts. Only men and dicks. You think once they start slaughtering gay men in masse in the streets they're gonna stop and ask you how you feel about sucking dicks? nope, straight in to the blender with you.

And what happens after that? Well, I just have to ask you what a society of lesbians are gonna do with all that meat...

[Anonymous No.11353392]

>>11352466
That black girl looks nice anon cmon. At least shes not some nasty looking ghetto bitch with a nigger attitude all over her face

[Anonymous No.11353412]

>>11349798
the spicy deluxe with pepper jack its the best

[Anonymous No.11353420]

>>11353391
just make it illegal again and stop the promotion in society. you take it in the butt, it means you gay and you need help.

[Anonymous No.11353421]

>>11353238
>Chaldean mafia
u from detroit bro?

[Anonymous No.11353423]

>>11353238
I think if anything it's more depressing. I want someone taking my order I can look down on. You fuckin failed at life and this is what you get for it motherfucker.

It's sad seeing the cute girl next door who was too dumb to get an education or maybe the one who went to college for something dumb and dropped out come home and start working in fast food. Hey lady, you got a real future there. Hopefully that kid you grew up with isn't too close in your gene pool and food stamps and tax returns ought to cover your little baby factory. That's all you got left.

[Anonymous No.11353429]

>>11353423

[Anonymous No.11353432]

>>11353342
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.11353438]

>>11353391
>where do we draw the line in how gay you gotta be?
Do you take it in the ass or scissor on the regular? You die, it's not complicated you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.11353442]

>>11353420
so sodomy specifically makes you gay
you can look at nudes of guys and traps all day but until you take a penis up your butt you're straight

good to know

[Anonymous No.11353444]

>>11353438
you're thinking a little too hard about dicks you gotta die, sorrys bro that's the rules now

[Anonymous No.11353450]

>>11353442
you are gay when you commit sodomy or identify as gay.

[Anonymous No.11353488]

>>11349798
SPICY DELUXE
but yeah get the nuggets if you want low carb, here the nuggs > tenders
lemonade

[Anonymous No.11353511]

grilled chicken nugget meal
use the chick fil a dipping sauce and buffalo sauce too
thank me later senpai

[Anonymous No.11353528]

>>11349831
Ok so when are you going to kill yourself?

[Anonymous No.11353532]

>>11353392
non whites make us irrationally angry anon, you must be new here.

[Anonymous No.11353791]

spicy chicken bagel with pepper jack cheese, large Arnold Palmer 1/2 ice, yogurt thing as side

[Anonymous No.11353904]

>>11349798
For the whole tour
1. Original chicken sandwich, add chick-fil-a sauce.
2. Spicy chicken sandwich, add mayo.
3. Nuggets with Polynesian sauce.
4. Fries dipped in ketchup/chick-fil-a sauce.

Top it off with a sweet tea for the full experience.

[Anonymous No.11353912]

>>11349863
>Polynesian sauce
Never understood this meme. I tried it after having several people recommend it to me and it literally just tastes like sugar, nothing else.

[Anonymous No.11354055]

>>11349798
Yeah senpai eat a nice big homophobia sandwich with some homophobia fries, and heck why not, a homophobia shake.

Anyway their waffle fries are fucking baller and honestly their regular chicken sandwich is all I need when I go there. They used to have an *incredible* chicken salad sandwich too.

[Anonymous No.11354396]

>>11349863
>mayo/polynesian sauce catastrophe instead of simply applying chik fil a sauce to the sandwiches
>claiming the one true way of chik fil a

what is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.11354409]

>>11350573
>alt-right boogeyman

Protip: Chik-fil-a has nothing to do with the alt-right because the alt-right doesn't exist outside of /pol/ shills. I swear you people are worse than /pol/.

[Anonymous No.11354469]

>>11349863
you almost got it perfect
OP should do what you said but request one of each sauce to see which he likes