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Rekt

>> No.11348058

>walmart bread
uhhh

>> No.11348061

I’m vegan

>> No.11348063
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11348063

>>11348050
>rekt

Soon enough.

>> No.11348072

>>11348061
me to thanks to OP

>> No.11348085

2 bread rolls, 2 full sized pickles, a few strips of roast and a stout?

>> No.11348103

>>11348050
brooklyn ruins EVERYTHING

>> No.11348125

>>11348050
>overcooked meat
>pickles from plastic drum
>Kings Hawaiian rolls

Looks better than 100% of everything from the midwest.

>> No.11348132

cringe

>> No.11348136
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11348136

>>11348050
wtf I'm a Cruz Missile now

>> No.11348137

>>11348063
do you know how many times the question 'what kind of name is beto o rourke' is asked everyday in texas and in every other state where the topic comes up?

>> No.11348139

It looks like it might be good. There just isn't much of it

>> No.11348141

>>11348050
did they boil that meat?

>> No.11348143
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11348143

>>11348125
>implying

>> No.11348151

>That'll be $22.50
>plus tip

>> No.11348153
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11348153

>>11348063
Beta pls go

>> No.11348158

>>11348143
>shepherd's pie with tater tots in lieu of mash taters
KYS

>> No.11348161

>>11348158
Coasties NOT WELCOME

>> No.11348185
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11348185

>>11348158
this is unironically Superior to new york pizza

>> No.11348192

>>11348161
Coasties are even worse than OBSESSED euros

>> No.11348197

>>11348185
that looks like something prepared by Jack

>> No.11348202

>>11348050
This dude isn't even from Texas

>> No.11348204

>>11348161
i'm 50 miles from the gulf coast. i love my fucken fresh seafood. you flyovers will never understand

>> No.11348210

>>11348202
he's a canuck

>> No.11348226
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11348226

>>11348204
>implying Midwest dont have seafood

>> No.11348227

>>11348226
is that a saltwater fish?

>> No.11348229

>>11348226
you don't. you have riverfood and lakefood

>> No.11348233

>>11348063
Don't post Mexicans pls

>> No.11348234

>>11348202
>>11348210
Fuck off, Canada doesn't have a Hispanic infestation. He was just born in Alberta (barely Canada anyway) because his Texan family was on temporarily on contract in the Alberta oilfields.

>> No.11348237
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11348237

>>11348229
even better its not full of trash, plastic, mercury and oil

>> No.11348239

>>11348226
Can you read? His hat clearly says Ontario, Canada. The Toronto degenerate faggot megalopolis is not a part of Midwest Flyoverland

>> No.11348241

>>11348229
that's a good one

>> No.11348243

>>11348237
yeah it's only full of fracking waste

>> No.11348244

>>11348237
Enjoy your chemical fertilizers and Chicago sheboon birth control :^)

>> No.11348245

>>11348143
>>11348185
stop proving his point for him

>> No.11348246

>>11348239
>people never have hats that are from anywhere but where they live

>> No.11348248

>>11348239
>>11348243
Canada doesn't have these problems

>> No.11348250

>>11348234
Even our PM is 50% latinex. You ignorance is an embarrassment

>> No.11348251

>>11348050
That will be $60 dollars xir.

>> No.11348254
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11348254

>>11348244
>Chicago sheboon birth control

but im north of Chicago sweetie

>> No.11348259

>>11348248
Canada has fracking. Basically every fucked up thing Americans do is also done by Canadians on a smaller scale.

>> No.11348263

>>11348254
did you spear that with a driveway reflector?

>> No.11348265

>>11348259
my Midwest state dosn't have oil so no fracking

>> No.11348269
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11348269

>>11348263
no its just a fiber glass shaft

>> No.11348279

>>11348265
Too bad. The fracking states are the only ones in the midwest that have any money

>> No.11348280

>>11348265
fracking is natural gas

>> No.11348284
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11348284

>>11348243
>TFW my family owns 100s of acres of land in prime fracking territory

>>11348254
>>11348269
bigass fish. wtf is that?

>> No.11348290

>>11348280
water is wet.

>> No.11348293

>>11348279
>17th highest gdp in the united states try again
>>11348280
oil and natural gas,

>> No.11348295

>>11348284
1st picture is a buffalo sucker
2nd is a common carp

>> No.11348297

>>11348284
I'd sell that land to the highest bidder and go buy some other land far away from the fucked up shit that would subsequently take place on the previous land

>> No.11348302

>>11348058
>would you like a roll with that?
>Sure
>+$3.99

>> No.11348304

>>11348085
That's probably a red IPA. Stout is too expensive to ship into NYC. It would go bad before it got through traffic and to heli it in

>> No.11348307

>>11348050
I can't take Cruz seriously since he bent the knee after Trump called his wife ugly and shat all over him during the debates despite saying he would never support him. Now he acts like he has the bantz since its vogue with Trump in office. Give me a break.

>> No.11348309

>>11348293
Wow! you're ranked 17th out of 50? Amazing. That's like, in the top half!

>> No.11348314

>>11348304
>stouts skunk faster than ipa's
Sweety, ipa's don't last long. I know that story about boats from the 1700's but realy IPA's go south fast.

>> No.11348315
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11348315

>>11348254
>>11348269
Out crap fishing with your shaft again?

>> No.11348317

>>11348314
>IPA's go south
I see what you did there

>> No.11348319

>>11348309
top third if you are into rounding up.

>> No.11348320

>>11348309
better than 14 coastie states

>> No.11348328
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11348328

>>11348280

>> No.11348330

>>11348320
most of which have much smaller populations than Minnesota

>> No.11348334

>>11348314
Good to know, I'm about to buy a truck full of import stout barrels and ship them to New York for that sweet arbitrage profit.

Pray the dock boys don't spill any off the back of the truck, and the truck boys don't drop any off the dock, and the stock boys don't forget to stock the shelves, and the cops can find my beer selling permit, and the Jews don't dump stout on the market to put me under, and that you're not lying about Stout's longevity, and that New Yorkers will buy expensive beer without a million dollar luxury advertising campaign.

>> No.11348338

>>11348317
Fuck off r*ddit

>> No.11348345

>>11348334
Is this a genuine post? How does one get in on this kind of racket

>> No.11348347

>>11348279
>i like having megacorporate energy companies destabilize the earth and create earthquakes while destroying my groundwater for profit while my tax dollars subsidize it
>see you libtard cucks, we're woke af and gonna MACHI (make america china)

>> No.11348349

>>11348338
What's "r*ddit"?

>> No.11348352

>>11348349
It's code word for "things I don't like."

>> No.11348358

>>11348345
First you get tax money to support your minority business and then you use that tax money to rent a rent controlled building, then you have lots of mixed children and collect benefits from that.

Once you're collecting enough benefits, you can collect more benefits. Once you've ruined all services in the area, you can buy up more real estate in the area and turn it into the ghetto you left in the middle east.

>> No.11348361

>>11348347
>your opinion of fracking somehow means that it isn't profitable

>> No.11348400

>>11348361
Selling children into sex slavery is pretty profitable.

>> No.11348420

>>11348400
As a liberal who does this (like many others) i can confirm.

>> No.11348436

>>11348400
Well, it would be except it will land you in prison, unlike fracking.

>> No.11348437
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11348437

>>11348400
What did he mean by this?

>> No.11348591

>>11348050
Ahaha based politician man please take away my health care and continue to steal my money to give to your cronies instead!

>> No.11348610

>>11348591
I love that shit

>> No.11348629
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11348629

>>11348591
This but unironically.
>He considers himself a leftist but not an accelerationist

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>>11348050

>> No.11348642

>>11348061
Rekt

>> No.11348735

>>11348125
i hate those sweet rolls

>> No.11348819

>>11348735
Better than the shitty white bread actual TX bbq gives at every single joint

>> No.11348835

>>11348197
Aww mfw he had a stroke and I feel bad for him now :(

>> No.11349035

>>11348063
Fucking betomales

>> No.11349075

>>11348136
Ted Cruz 100% browses /pol/.

>> No.11349146
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11349146

>>11348254
>bow fishing rough fish.
Fellow Minnesotan detected.
I cooked a crappie fry tonight. Heaven.

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11349157

>>11349075
Ummm sweetie, the /sip/ meme comes from here on /ck/. Ted browses among us.

>> No.11349192

>>11349157
everything is from /pol/ now.

>> No.11349217

>>11349075
No wonder he's such a faggot.