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what's your favorite pastry?

>> No.11343895
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this

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>>11343858

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>>11343858

>> No.11343923

>>11343858
Distended anus flavor

>> No.11343931

>>11343900
>VIA 9GAG.COM
How about you go back to your dead meme mausoleum yourself?

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>>11343900
>Not adding watermarks to piss people off
This post was made by ifunny

>> No.11343961

>>11343948
Madman

>> No.11343968

>>11343948
Excuse me
I just got fired

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The unholy Trinity is complete

>> No.11343988

thanks for killing my pastry thread, giant gaping assholes

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>this thread
MODS!!!!!

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>>11343988
>Implying you didn't want this from the start

>> No.11344018

>>11343858
Why is it so hard to find a plain glazed danish? Every bakery I go to has them covered with cream cheese and fruit or slathered in icing. I just want a mildly sweet danish with a bit of apricot glaze. Is that really so much to ask?

>> No.11344026

>>11344018
Take it to the judge

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>> No.11344061

>>11344053
There's literally nothing wrong with mercy-euthanasia in cases such as these

>> No.11344360

>>11344053
can someone just kill her already

>> No.11344370

>>11343975
I would seal my anus over hers and receive her rectal nectar

>> No.11344378

>>11344053
How and why is that woman(?) still alive.

>> No.11344384

>>11344378
Because the brain and the actual tube thingy where food and air goes in and out are fine

>> No.11344393

>>11344384
I feel as though letting a person die in that scenario is the far better option.

>> No.11344401

>>11344384
i literally feel sick. that poor woman.

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Fuck it, posting funny /ck/ webms. Join in, you faggots.

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>> No.11344418

>>11344406
>>11344413
please don't make this into a webm thread. sorry

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>>11344014

>> No.11344439

>>11344413
>10+1=10% mehr

>> No.11344448

>>11344431
What is the space age magic and why does it look so much easier than MUH TRADITIONAL consomme?

>> No.11344475

>>11344053
this is fake, r-right??

>> No.11344488

>>11344413
>starts adding chocolate on top

this is fake right?

>> No.11344493

>>11344425
I unironically do all of this except the glove thing.

>> No.11344526

>>11344475
Look up necrotising fasciitis

>> No.11344628

>this thread

Jesus Christ almighty.

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>>11344628

>> No.11344652

>>11344406
this is a very frustrating webm to watch. had to keep checking if it was looping.
wtf is he doing

>> No.11344675

kwasonts. chocolate or ham and cheese or plane and there really goood

>> No.11344685

>>11343858
Donuts without holes but also without filling.

>> No.11344691

>>11343858
This image will haunt my most beautiful dreams.

>> No.11344700

>no ring
thats a poor imitation of hello.jpg
kirk johnson he is not i am afraid

>> No.11344706

>>11343858
I feel like he could have made this look better by tensing his hands.

>> No.11344714

>>11343858
Fun fact: the guy in hello.jpg is a straight-married Canadian.

>> No.11344740

>>11344714
that was really fun to know

>> No.11344746

>>11344714
How did he do it, bros?

>> No.11344751

>>11344714
Sometimes I hate being the first generation to experience the internet.

>> No.11344758

>>11344493
Your whole life is one big irony.

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>>11343858
Just had a kouign amann for the first time a few days ago, my new favorite.

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>>11343858

that pic,OP

>> No.11347029

>>11344714
i wonder if he can still do it

>> No.11347110

>>11343858
>literally just huge amount of fat and sugar
Pastry is of the devil

>> No.11347313

>>11345112
My nigga

>> No.11347422

>>11343858
ALLAHU HUMBUGS

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>>11343858
i LIKE CHEESE dANISH

>> No.11347465

THE PROPHET OF ALLAH HAS RETURNED!
SHARIA LAW!
SHARIA LAW!
I missed you daddy.

>> No.11347883

>>11347465
I don't get it.

>> No.11348238

>>11343858
>>11347110
"This pastry is alarmingly unhealthy. Can't you find anything better?"

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>>11343858
Croissant is objectively the best pastry, and its not even close