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HEY HEY! L.A BEAT HERE! TODAY IM GOING TO EAT MY OWN SHIT! *DOES A ROBOT DANCE*
>>11343332I'M ALSO GAY, IF THAT MATTERS
>>11343332“Plays Axel F” Chow down
*dry heaves*GOTTA GET MY BEARING STRAIGHT*a map of Bering Strait is shown in the corner of the screen*
>>11343332He's a terrible competitive eater.t. Matt Stonie
>>11343705He would have fucking died if he didn't puke from soduim overdose
>>11343346HAVE A GOOD GAY
>>11343332how fried is this retards brain?
I love him so much guys
>>11343729Maybe because he's not a real competitive eater. He's pretty good for someone who does it for shits and giggles.
>>11344610vomiting hot sauce probably doesn't feel too good
>>11344736Or shitting a cactus. Or when he ate a box of crayons and they didn't digest, so it was just shitting large slightly pointy hard bits.
>>11343729i don't think you're supposed to watch him succeedmost of the enjoyment is watching the man try to essentially kill himself
He's getting old now. Perhaps he should get a hobby.
>>11343765It's impossible to kill the beast my dude.
>>11344784such a sad posting to the internet
>>11344738he shoulda ate a trichocerus and it coulda atleast ended with some benefit
>>11343765we can only hope
>>11345552Nope, nothing can kill the Beast.
>>11346455He is a poser. Shonice is the original.
>>11346499Never heard of him. How many Guinness world records does he have?
>>11346502Shoenice is a legend. Maybe educate yourself. He eats anything.
>>11346502is this seriously a christmas speedrun? holy fuck this is retarded
>>11346552Only because you can't do better. You have to eat them in numerical order, and if you tear the door off of any day you automatically lose.
>>11346506And ended up a homeless drug addict, at least the LA beast lives in a good home and enjoys life.
>>11346557oh man you're right. i bet it took him months of training to count to 24
>>11346506Shoenice is a fucking loser
>>11343346Aren't you bored yet?
>>11346632iM aLsO gAy If ThAt MaTtErS
>>11346607You wouldn't say that to his face.
>>11344651stupid cunt clearly pressed it too late
fucking hell i used to go to junior high with this guy, can confirm he is gay. We used to have sleepovers and watch jurassic park and jerk off together. His dick is average sized
>>11346506>Shoenice is a legend.Well basically, you're fucking wrong kiddo.
>>11346830lol sure you did
>>11346830>watch jurassic park and jerk off togetherThanks for the chuckle, anon.
is it wrong for me to say he's the only good youtuber I still watch to this day?
>>11346846Go watch his everclear chug. LA Queef relies on camera tricks, Shoenice is an American Patriot that donates to homeless.
>>11347180shoenice pls go
>>11347178Nah. He seems like a great guy, something between a jock and an autistic nerd.
>>11347180Shoenice is brain damaged from all the alcohol and toxic substances he's ingested during the years.
>>11347199No you>>11347234LA Queef is a piece of shit who started beef with Shoenice for no reason. Shoe nice was original. Crystal pepsi lmao, what a jerk.
>>11347264Fuck off shoenice, don't you have some drugs to shoot?
>>11347402LA Queef coppied Shoenice. All you Zoomers have only been watching sence 2016.
>>11347671imagine being this absolutely butt blasted that your favorite food eating retard is irrelevant
>>11348018I'm not even mad. I'm just calling out LA Queerf for being an unoriginal poser. Thank you.
>>11348034there's no comparison, the Beast is just more entertaining
I especially enjoy it when the Beast is really afraid of what is going to happen, like when he ate those coins and ingested over 500 g of sugar in a sitting. But you know he'll do something even stupider soon enough and he knows it, too.
>>11348062I strongly disagree.
>>11348062Ultimately this is the answer.Rather not listen to a burn out talk shit about everyone and be useless now.
>>11347671I'm like 98% sure this is actually shoenice
>>11343332Why is youboobs trying to keep the beast down?
>>11348249He's not a burnout>>11348255Like Shoenice has time to argue with you mofos.
>>11348255https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz4Tpj3p7zsLA Queef getting called out.
I can't wait for his death a few years from now
>It's a crossover episode
>>11349289why don't they pick a career that is worthwhile, like becoming firefighters or cancer researchers? why did they choose to become useless junk?
>>11349340Because they enjoy it. >uselessEntertaining others isn't useless
>>11349340So when you're not fighting fires and curing cancer, what do you do for fun?
>>11346502At first I thought a Guinness world record rep was timing him while he fucking rips apart a motherboard and eats it lmao
>>11343332don’t talk shit bout ma boi
>>11349349save orphans from mediocrity, give youtubers free advice, and swordfight with people iv deepthroated butter with
HAVE A GOOD DAYYY
I'm morbidly curious as to what his asshole looks like. I bet it's like a volcano at this point.
>>11349289Prime LA Beast would've been a great pro wrestler
>>11347671Beast does it way better tho.
>>11343513This unironically makes me lose my shit like an absolute asshole EVERY fucking time it happens
>tfw he does the Robot DanceMore like L.A. BASED
>>11343332*20 minute pause*L.A BEAST HERE IM GONNA EAT THIS HAND GRENADE AND DETONATE IT WHILE ITS IN MY STOMACH
>>11347671>mfw Shoenice is fucking jacked nowI enjoy both Beast and Shoe, and I'm happy to see Shoe staying sober.
>>11344738Did he really eat that cactus?There should be needles embedded in like his throat, stomach, intestines, not to mention his asshole.
Has beast ever been drug tested during these challenges? I suspect painkillers
>>11346805Can you blame her for getting a little distracted when such a great specimen is in front of her?
>>11352708given how much he makes in endorsements and shit he just needs to be reminded of that money and bam
>>11343332>no "HAVE A GOOD DAY">>11343513Based
>>11343332>is comfortable with himself>gets to do what he lovesLittle jealous desu
>>11352573Yes. To all of the above. Theres a video of the aftermath with him in the bathroom.
>>11349716Im sure you do a ton of sword fighting then deep throating. Most likely in that order.
>>11353146yes anon that was the joke, good job
>>11353139Yeah I saw the video but I still couldn't believe it.
Imagine Kevin giving you a sloppy bj and vomiting on your dick haha no homo tho
>>11353501Young Kevin seemed like a stereotypical powerbottom
>>11353554He seems like he would take whatever position you didn't want, cause he's a bro.
>>11346499Holy shit, Shoenice browses /ck/? Glad to see you staying sober, Chris!
>>11353554I wouldn't be surprised, he's cute as fuck
>>11344738the best was when he ate 10 cacti while standing in a barrel of ice water.
>>11352835yeah I can because it's her fucking job you insufferable homo
>>11354051yeah like you've never been distracted from your job because prime beef was on display
>>11354066I'm not a weak filled fuck up so no I haven't, surprise surprise, not everyone sucks at their job like you
>>11354226my job is ogling grade A beefcake so I guarantee I'm better at my job than you are at yours, fag
>>11354232translation: being fat and jacking off to chinese cartoons all day like the useless piece of shit you are
>>11354237lmao look at this queerbutthurt from all the dicks he's forced to take instead of being a pro beefcake ogler
>>11343765>He would have fucking died if he didn't puke from soduim overdoseTobasco is surprisingly low in sodium as compared to most other hot sauces.
>>11350281He doesn't even need to be in his prime. Half the WWE roster is 100 years old.
>>11348395>mofosThis is definitely actually Shoenice, get off 4chan and get help you fucking loser
>>11343332Human science is the best science.
>>11348395>>11355205oh my fucking christ, Chris browses /ck/stay sober you beautiful fuck
>>11348395>shoenice actually browses /ck/the only good thing you did in your career was call that ugly bitch an israeli whore
>>11356482>>11356042shoenice we love you in our household and anytime i am about to slam alcohol i say shoenice beforehand because if you do so shoenice gets 10% of your buzz and you will not be hungover the next day
>>11343332*Doesn't finish eating own shit*
>>11344610what came splashing out of the bucket when they threw it to him? puke?
>>11352573I'm guessing that cactus is easy to eat and the needles are relatively harmless. I remember seeing his hot ice vid that he obviously faked a reaction. Hot ice is harmless.
The Beast and the bullet ants.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NMNbr4z7eE
>>11357387Maybe they sort of dissolve in the body or something.
how come /ck/ can't make good memes
>>11357427Damn he didn't even scream.
>>11353675>>eating crayons>HURRAHi loved 6th grade
>>11357456What even constitutes a good meme anymore? I feel like all the shit people call good is just weird political stuff now.
>>11357494creepy steve is a pretty good non-political meme
>>11357336Looks like milk
>>11357526Holy fuck I'm raging Isabelle is my wife no one fuckin touches her
>>11357387>Hot ice is harmlessNot if you fuck it up like he did. If you store it incorrectly it can induce a burning sensation, it happened to my high school science teacher. Except he was quicker to remove his hand than the beast
>>11357538PARTY BLOCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>>11357546Seriously what the fuck is this?Reminds me of that weird ass minecraft vid where the steve guy is sucking off a lever or something
>>11357556It's Steve's render from the newest Smash Bros game
>>11357563No fuckin way they put tha guy in smash
>>11357543>Not if you fuck it up like he didif you say so are you sure your teacher wasn't fucking with you?
>>11357769Nah, he wasn't very dramatic about it, just a kind of "ow, shit" quick type of reaction while flailing his hand for a second to cool it off
>>11357845>>11357543can back this up, my science teacher said the same thing about storing it properly. didnt stick his hand in tho
>>11357574this is so obviously fake
>>11357543>>11357769Didn't he use the wrong mix of chemicals which ended up giving him a chemical burn rather than a heat burn?
His father is a CEO at Pepsi
Deleted alcohol slam videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMZRNhdy61U
>>11359053Based.Is it legit or was be impersonating Shoenice?
>>11359101If the vid is staged, and that's a big if, he should consider an acting career.
>>11349289Seeing these two beefy hunks chowing down on butter is awakening something inside me...
>>11360705Hey everybody, Shoenice again. Just letting you know, LA Queef is not a bro. He's a poser mofo, Thank you
>>11360716Shoenice is a miserable fucking loser. Unironically. I hate that retard
>>11360736Shoenice would be a bro to you even though you're a hater.
>>11360752I dont care. Wouldnt want him as a friend.
>>11360773gay, gaypilled and gay
>>11360716pic with timestamp?
>>11360801>>11361316Honey, we're all gay here.
>>11361377that's no jokei looked at too many trap threads on /b/ and now i want to pound some boipucci. what happened to my life?
>its an unfunny poster from /v/eddit tries to funny episode
This guy used to be so hot. What happened to him?
>>11357387I saw an interview after the hot ice episode. He wound up in the doctors office with burns,
>>11361573They are the worst.
>>11347178Fuck You, You Fucking Nigger>>8347234Fuck You, You Fucking Nigger
>>11349289>I THOUGHT YOU WERE LA BEAST NOT THE LA BITCH
>>11346455How the fuck did he not die from internal bleeding from this?
>>11364237If you grind glass up enough it's basically sand.
Real quick, I just want to say Shoenice is a handsome mofo, so basically, thank you.
>>11366735Dude's pretty fucking ripped now that he's staying soberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LpzWVCGQlkI personally have a softspot for the guy. It's obvious that he has some sort of mental condition, based on the number of times he's said horrible shit and then immediately and seemingly sincerely apologizes.Plus I met him in Denver once, dude's super friendly and nice, a total fucking sweetheart
>>11348255Lol same. He trolls is own youtube channel and many other channels, this guy is nailing his mannerisms. The line "crystal pepsi, what a jerk" is just so quintesentially shoenice. Its almost like Trump vernacular, very unique. ANYWAY.
What's the dumbest thing he's done? I reckon it's the raw meat.
>>11367128Really? You think raw meat is the worst?
LA Beast is an idiot, but he's an affable idiot. You can't really hate these kinds of guys.
>>11357427Coyote Peterson is def a hack
>>11343332To be fair he only ate his one shit a few times.>>11343513Nice post,sir.
>>11369400>the beast>soyfuck outta here gayboi
>>11369433oh shit we can say soy again?
>>11370482we could always say it on /ck/ because it's board-relevant you shitposting jizzstain
>>11370482>thought we couldn't say "soy" on /ck/Know how I can tell you're a crossposter who needs to go the fuck back?
>>11370573well you're a crossdresser
>>11357538She's gonna get the shit beat outta her when Smash comes out, you realize that right?
>>11370482Go back to your cancer board, faggot
>>11373912>Go back! Go back! Go back! REEEEEEEEEEE
>>11352571yea but shoe is still fucking retarded
>>11343332please stop bullying my bf
>>11374285t. mofo. Thank you.
>>11343513>>11352546Same. His little humorous editing bits are great.
LA beast is a legend if you ask me. As is matt stonie and shoenice and wreckless eating. Love em all.
>>11343705>Professionally vomits in projectile fashion
If any of you in this thread are over 19, you should be considering very hard what went wrong with your lives.
>>11376529I'm posting on /ck/ at 1 AM in the morning.Been there, done that.
>>11376529Age is no indication. If you're here at all you've made a wrong turn in life and it's too late to undo it.