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11343332 No.11343332 [Reply] [Original]

HEY HEY! L.A BEAT HERE! TODAY IM GOING TO EAT MY OWN SHIT! *DOES A ROBOT DANCE*

>> No.11343343

*subscribed*

>> No.11343346 [DELETED] 

>>11343332
I'M ALSO GAY, IF THAT MATTERS

>> No.11343348

>>11343332
“Plays Axel F”
Chow down

>> No.11343513
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11343513

*dry heaves*
GOTTA GET MY BEARING STRAIGHT
*a map of Bering Strait is shown in the corner of the screen*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B869euGnFg0

>> No.11343729

>>11343332
He's a terrible competitive eater.
t. Matt Stonie

>> No.11343765

>>11343705
He would have fucking died if he didn't puke from soduim overdose

>> No.11343780

>>11343346
HAVE A GOOD GAY

>> No.11343884

>>11343332
how fried is this retards brain?

>> No.11344610
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>>11343705

>> No.11344644
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I love him so much guys

>> No.11344651
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>>11343729
Maybe because he's not a real competitive eater. He's pretty good for someone who does it for shits and giggles.

>> No.11344736

>>11344610
vomiting hot sauce probably doesn't feel too good

>> No.11344738
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>>11344736
Or shitting a cactus. Or when he ate a box of crayons and they didn't digest, so it was just shitting large slightly pointy hard bits.

>> No.11344761

>>11343729
i don't think you're supposed to watch him succeed
most of the enjoyment is watching the man try to essentially kill himself

>> No.11344765

He's getting old now. Perhaps he should get a hobby.

>> No.11344784

>>11343765
It's impossible to kill the beast my dude.

>> No.11344788

>>11344784
such a sad posting to the internet

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>>11344765

>> No.11344793

>>11344788
no u

>> No.11344910

>>11344738
he shoulda ate a trichocerus and it coulda atleast ended with some benefit

>> No.11345552

>>11343765
we can only hope

>> No.11346455
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>>11345552
Nope, nothing can kill the Beast.

>> No.11346499

>>11346455
He is a poser. Shonice is the original.

>> No.11346502
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>>11346499
Never heard of him. How many Guinness world records does he have?

>> No.11346506

>>11346502
Shoenice is a legend. Maybe educate yourself. He eats anything.

>> No.11346552

>>11346502
is this seriously a christmas speedrun? holy fuck this is retarded

>> No.11346557

>>11346552
Only because you can't do better. You have to eat them in numerical order, and if you tear the door off of any day you automatically lose.

>> No.11346565

>>11346506
And ended up a homeless drug addict, at least the LA beast lives in a good home and enjoys life.

>> No.11346566

>>11346557
oh man you're right. i bet it took him months of training to count to 24

>> No.11346607

>>11346506
Shoenice is a fucking loser

>> No.11346632

>>11343346
Aren't you bored yet?

>> No.11346705 [DELETED] 

>>11346632
iM aLsO gAy If ThAt MaTtErS

>> No.11346782

>>11346607
You wouldn't say that to his face.

>> No.11346805

>>11344651
stupid cunt clearly pressed it too late

>> No.11346830

fucking hell i used to go to junior high with this guy, can confirm he is gay. We used to have sleepovers and watch jurassic park and jerk off together. His dick is average sized

>> No.11346846

>>11346506
>Shoenice is a legend.
Well basically, you're fucking wrong kiddo.

>> No.11346869

>>11346830
lol sure you did

>> No.11346871

>>11346830
>watch jurassic park and jerk off together
Thanks for the chuckle, anon.

>> No.11347178

is it wrong for me to say he's the only good youtuber I still watch to this day?

>> No.11347180

>>11346846
Go watch his everclear chug. LA Queef relies on camera tricks, Shoenice is an American Patriot that donates to homeless.

>> No.11347199

>>11347180
shoenice pls go

>> No.11347225

>>11347178
Nah. He seems like a great guy, something between a jock and an autistic nerd.

>> No.11347234

>>11347180
Shoenice is brain damaged from all the alcohol and toxic substances he's ingested during the years.

>> No.11347264

>>11347199
No you
>>11347234
LA Queef is a piece of shit who started beef with Shoenice for no reason. Shoe nice was original. Crystal pepsi lmao, what a jerk.

>> No.11347402

>>11347264
Fuck off shoenice, don't you have some drugs to shoot?

>> No.11347671

>>11347402
LA Queef coppied Shoenice. All you Zoomers have only been watching sence 2016.

>> No.11347686

>>11343884
what brain?

>> No.11347815

>>11346705
Fuck off

>> No.11348018

>>11347671
imagine being this absolutely butt blasted that your favorite food eating retard is irrelevant

>> No.11348034

>>11348018
I'm not even mad. I'm just calling out LA Queerf for being an unoriginal poser. Thank you.

>> No.11348062

>>11348034
there's no comparison, the Beast is just more entertaining

>> No.11348097

I especially enjoy it when the Beast is really afraid of what is going to happen, like when he ate those coins and ingested over 500 g of sugar in a sitting. But you know he'll do something even stupider soon enough and he knows it, too.

>> No.11348111

>>11348062
I strongly disagree.

>> No.11348249

>>11348062
Ultimately this is the answer.

Rather not listen to a burn out talk shit about everyone and be useless now.

>> No.11348255

>>11347671
I'm like 98% sure this is actually shoenice

>> No.11348268

>>11343332
Why is youboobs trying to keep the beast down?

>> No.11348395

>>11348249
He's not a burnout
>>11348255
Like Shoenice has time to argue with you mofos.

>> No.11348430

>>11348255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz4Tpj3p7zs

LA Queef getting called out.

>> No.11348513

I can't wait for his death a few years from now

>> No.11349289
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>It's a crossover episode

>> No.11349340

>>11349289
why don't they pick a career that is worthwhile, like becoming firefighters or cancer researchers? why did they choose to become useless junk?

>> No.11349345

>>11349340
Because they enjoy it.
>useless
Entertaining others isn't useless

>> No.11349349

>>11349340
So when you're not fighting fires and curing cancer, what do you do for fun?

>> No.11349357

>>11346502
At first I thought a Guinness world record rep was timing him while he fucking rips apart a motherboard and eats it lmao

>> No.11349358

>>11343332
don’t talk shit bout ma boi

>> No.11349716

>>11349349
save orphans from mediocrity, give youtubers free advice, and swordfight with people iv deepthroated butter with

>> No.11350062

HAVE A GOOD DAYYY

>> No.11350243

I'm morbidly curious as to what his asshole looks like.
I bet it's like a volcano at this point.

>> No.11350281

>>11349289
Prime LA Beast would've been a great pro wrestler

>> No.11351342

>>11347671
Beast does it way better tho.

>> No.11352546
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>>11343513
This unironically makes me lose my shit like an absolute asshole EVERY fucking time it happens

>> No.11352563
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>tfw he does the Robot Dance
More like L.A. BASED

>> No.11352568

>>11343332
*20 minute pause*
L.A BEAST HERE
IM GONNA EAT THIS HAND GRENADE AND DETONATE IT WHILE ITS IN MY STOMACH

>> No.11352571
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>>11347671
>mfw Shoenice is fucking jacked now
I enjoy both Beast and Shoe, and I'm happy to see Shoe staying sober.

>> No.11352573

>>11344738
Did he really eat that cactus?
There should be needles embedded in like his throat, stomach, intestines, not to mention his asshole.

>> No.11352708

Has beast ever been drug tested during these challenges? I suspect painkillers

>> No.11352752

>>11346499
t. shoenice

>> No.11352832

>>11344738
Crunchy

>> No.11352835

>>11346805
Can you blame her for getting a little distracted when such a great specimen is in front of her?

>> No.11352837

>>11352708
given how much he makes in endorsements and shit he just needs to be reminded of that money and bam

>> No.11352886

>>11343332
>no "HAVE A GOOD DAY"
>>11343513
Based

>> No.11353045

>>11343332
>is comfortable with himself
>gets to do what he loves
Little jealous desu

>> No.11353099

>>11353045
la BASED

>> No.11353139

>>11352573
Yes. To all of the above. Theres a video of the aftermath with him in the bathroom.

>> No.11353146

>>11349716
Im sure you do a ton of sword fighting then deep throating. Most likely in that order.

>> No.11353346

>>11353146
yes anon that was the joke, good job

>> No.11353456

>>11353139
Yeah I saw the video but I still couldn't believe it.

>> No.11353501
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Imagine Kevin giving you a sloppy bj and vomiting on your dick haha no homo tho

>> No.11353554

>>11353501
Young Kevin seemed like a stereotypical powerbottom

>> No.11353559
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>>11353554
He seems like he would take whatever position you didn't want, cause he's a bro.

>> No.11353563

>>11346499
Holy shit, Shoenice browses /ck/? Glad to see you staying sober, Chris!

>> No.11353565

>>11353554
I wouldn't be surprised, he's cute as fuck

>> No.11353675

>>11344738
>eating crayons
HURRAH

>> No.11353994

>>11344738
the best was when he ate 10 cacti while standing in a barrel of ice water.

>> No.11354051

>>11352835
yeah I can because it's her fucking job you insufferable homo

>> No.11354066

>>11354051
yeah like you've never been distracted from your job because prime beef was on display

>> No.11354226

>>11354066
I'm not a weak filled fuck up so no I haven't, surprise surprise, not everyone sucks at their job like you

>> No.11354232

>>11354226
my job is ogling grade A beefcake so I guarantee I'm better at my job than you are at yours, fag

>> No.11354237

>>11354232
translation: being fat and jacking off to chinese cartoons all day like the useless piece of shit you are

>> No.11354273

>>11354237
lmao look at this queer
butthurt from all the dicks he's forced to take instead of being a pro beefcake ogler

>> No.11354694

>>11352563
L.A. BASED

>> No.11354729

>>11343765
>He would have fucking died if he didn't puke from soduim overdose
Tobasco is surprisingly low in sodium as compared to most other hot sauces.

>> No.11355131

>>11350281
He doesn't even need to be in his prime. Half the WWE roster is 100 years old.

>> No.11355205

>>11348395
>mofos
This is definitely actually Shoenice, get off 4chan and get help you fucking loser

>> No.11356004

>>11343332
Human science is the best science.

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>>11348395
>>11355205
oh my fucking christ, Chris browses /ck/
stay sober you beautiful fuck

>> No.11356482

>>11348395
>shoenice actually browses /ck/
the only good thing you did in your career was call that ugly bitch an israeli whore

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11356564

>>11356482
>>11356042
shoenice we love you in our household and anytime i am about to slam alcohol i say shoenice beforehand because if you do so shoenice gets 10% of your buzz and you will not be hungover the next day

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>>11343332

>> No.11356716

>>11343332
*Doesn't finish eating own shit*

>> No.11357101

>>11356564
Thank you

>> No.11357327

>>11356564
THANKYAW

>> No.11357336

>>11344610
what came splashing out of the bucket when they threw it to him? puke?

>> No.11357387

>>11352573
I'm guessing that cactus is easy to eat and the needles are relatively harmless. I remember seeing his hot ice vid that he obviously faked a reaction. Hot ice is harmless.

>> No.11357427

The Beast and the bullet ants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NMNbr4z7eE

>> No.11357452

>>11357387
Maybe they sort of dissolve in the body or something.

>> No.11357456

how come /ck/ can't make good memes

>> No.11357459

>>11357427
Damn he didn't even scream.

>> No.11357487

>>11353675
>>eating crayons
>HURRAH

i loved 6th grade

>> No.11357494

>>11357456
What even constitutes a good meme anymore? I feel like all the shit people call good is just weird political stuff now.

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>>11357494
creepy steve is a pretty good non-political meme

>> No.11357529

>>11357336
Looks like milk

>> No.11357538

>>11357526
Holy fuck I'm raging Isabelle is my wife no one fuckin touches her

>> No.11357543

>>11357387
>Hot ice is harmless
Not if you fuck it up like he did. If you store it incorrectly it can induce a burning sensation, it happened to my high school science teacher. Except he was quicker to remove his hand than the beast

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>>11357538
PARTY BLOCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>> No.11357549

>>11349357
fucking kek

>> No.11357556

>>11357546
Seriously what the fuck is this?
Reminds me of that weird ass minecraft vid where the steve guy is sucking off a lever or something

>> No.11357563
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>>11357556
It's Steve's render from the newest Smash Bros game

>> No.11357567

>>11357563
No fuckin way they put tha guy in smash

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>>11357567

>> No.11357769

>>11357543
>Not if you fuck it up like he did
if you say so
are you sure your teacher wasn't fucking with you?

>> No.11357845

>>11357769
Nah, he wasn't very dramatic about it, just a kind of "ow, shit" quick type of reaction while flailing his hand for a second to cool it off

>> No.11357855

>>11357845
>>11357543
can back this up, my science teacher said the same thing about storing it properly. didnt stick his hand in tho

>> No.11358770

>>11357574
this is so obviously fake

>> No.11358803

>>11357543
>>11357769
Didn't he use the wrong mix of chemicals which ended up giving him a chemical burn rather than a heat burn?

>> No.11358929

His father is a CEO at Pepsi

>> No.11359053

Deleted alcohol slam video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMZRNhdy61U

>> No.11359101

>>11359053
Based.
Is it legit or was be impersonating Shoenice?

>> No.11360199

>>11343332
LA bitch

>> No.11360670

>>11359101
If the vid is staged, and that's a big if, he should consider an acting career.

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>>11349289

Seeing these two beefy hunks chowing down on butter is awakening something inside me...

>> No.11360705

>>11343332
LA BASED

>> No.11360716

>>11360705
Hey everybody, Shoenice again. Just letting you know, LA Queef is not a bro. He's a poser mofo, Thank you

>> No.11360727

>>11360716
Shoenice is a miserable fucking loser. Unironically. I hate that retard

>> No.11360732

>>11360727
Thank yew

>> No.11360736

>>11360732
Anytime

>> No.11360752

>>11360736
Shoenice would be a bro to you even though you're a hater.

>> No.11360773

>>11360752
I dont care. Wouldnt want him as a friend.

>> No.11360801

>>11360773
gay detected

>> No.11361316

>>11360773
gay, gaypilled and gay

>> No.11361322

>>11360716
pic with timestamp?

>> No.11361377

>>11360801
>>11361316
Honey, we're all gay here.

>> No.11361513

>>11361377
that's no joke
i looked at too many trap threads on /b/ and now i want to pound some boipucci. what happened to my life?

>> No.11361573

>its an unfunny poster from /v/eddit tries to funny episode

>> No.11361594

This guy used to be so hot. What happened to him?

>> No.11362491

>>11357387
I saw an interview after the hot ice episode. He wound up in the doctors office with burns,

>> No.11362493

>>11361573
They are the worst.

>> No.11362727

>>11356564
THANK YOU

>> No.11362880 [DELETED] 

>>11347178
Fuck You, You Fucking Nigger
>>8347234
Fuck You, You Fucking Nigger

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>>11349289
>I THOUGHT YOU WERE LA BEAST NOT THE LA BITCH

>> No.11364237

>>11346455
How the fuck did he not die from internal bleeding from this?

>> No.11364263

>>11364237
If you grind glass up enough it's basically sand.

>> No.11364519

>>11356564
THANK YOU

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>>11353146

>> No.11366735

Real quick, I just want to say Shoenice is a handsome mofo, so basically, thank you.

>> No.11366790

>>11366735
Dude's pretty fucking ripped now that he's staying sober
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LpzWVCGQlk
I personally have a softspot for the guy. It's obvious that he has some sort of mental condition, based on the number of times he's said horrible shit and then immediately and seemingly sincerely apologizes.
Plus I met him in Denver once, dude's super friendly and nice, a total fucking sweetheart

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>>11348255
Lol same. He trolls is own youtube channel and many other channels, this guy is nailing his mannerisms. The line "crystal pepsi, what a jerk" is just so quintesentially shoenice. Its almost like Trump vernacular, very unique. ANYWAY.

>> No.11367128

What's the dumbest thing he's done? I reckon it's the raw meat.

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>>11367128
Really? You think raw meat is the worst?

>> No.11367352

LA Beast is an idiot, but he's an affable idiot. You can't really hate these kinds of guys.

>> No.11369144

>>11357427
Coyote Peterson is def a hack

>> No.11369400

>>11346502
>*chomp*
>SOOOOOOOOÒOOY
>*chomp*
>SOOOOOOOOÒOOY
>*chomp*
>SOOOOOOOOÒOOY

>> No.11369431

>>11343332
To be fair he only ate his one shit a few times.


>>11343513
Nice post,sir.

>> No.11369433

>>11369400
>the beast
>soy
fuck outta here gayboi

>> No.11370482

>>11369433
oh shit we can say soy again?

>> No.11370565

>>11370482
we could always say it on /ck/ because it's board-relevant you shitposting jizzstain

>> No.11370573

>>11370482
>thought we couldn't say "soy" on /ck/

Know how I can tell you're a crossposter who needs to go the fuck back?

>> No.11371768

>>11370573
well you're a crossdresser

>> No.11373904

>>11357538
She's gonna get the shit beat outta her when Smash comes out, you realize that right?

>> No.11373912

>>11370482
Go back to your cancer board, faggot

>> No.11373929

>>11343343
fpbp

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>>11373912
>Go back! Go back! Go back! REEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11373947

>>11373936
lol triggered

>> No.11374285

>>11352571
yea but shoe is still fucking retarded

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>>11343332
please stop bullying my bf

>> No.11374298

>>11374285
t. mofo. Thank you.

>> No.11374515

>>11346499
T. Shoenice

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>> No.11375880

>>11343513
>>11352546
Same. His little humorous editing bits are great.

>> No.11375925

LA beast is a legend if you ask me. As is matt stonie and shoenice and wreckless eating. Love em all.

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>>11343705
>Professionally vomits in projectile fashion

>> No.11376529

If any of you in this thread are over 19, you should be considering very hard what went wrong with your lives.

>> No.11376532

>>11376529
I'm posting on /ck/ at 1 AM in the morning.
Been there, done that.

>> No.11376534

>>11376529
Age is no indication. If you're here at all you've made a wrong turn in life and it's too late to undo it.

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