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Why is there no Webm thread? Let me see your OC webms, my friends.
>>11339329>starts a webm thread>posts a png
>>11339329>let's repost the same WEBMs that we post in every WEBM thread. Hahaha I love reruns.
>>11339338I dun fucked up :(
>>11339329>inb4 epic multi-post inb4 list
>>11339354I didn't realize this looped for like 3 minutes
>>11339354At least take two seconds to taste it you fat fuck. Fucking americans I swear.
>>11339344I was aroused by her hands until her face showed up and I became disgusted
>>11339329this nigga eatin' bees
>>11340271How does he....?
>>11340271he breaks the eggs when he leaves
>>11340346TAKE IT BACK
>>11340346A-all of them?
>>11339382he's not there to savor you lazy yuro. he's there to EAT.
>>11340271>filenameExquisite job, fellow poster.
Nobody gonna post the bee-eating webm?
>>11341555first day here? we've been calling it that for weeks, newfriend
>>11340271bo who does he get out witout holding all the eggs?????
>>11339354Help I can't tell when is the end-start frame
>>11342419it loops around the 9 hour 27 minute mark, keep watching closely
>>11339354this guy is living in 2054
>>11340271ahahaahha how egg??? xD
>>11339354>a perfect loop doesn't exi-
>>11339339wife material right there
>>11342847I actually like this idea, just needs a better filling.
>>11343205>do you hate the convenience of tupperware and want to dig around a thin tube with your fork like a fucking idiot?
>>11343180oh god i've got to try making that.>dear diary, day 2 of my fast and anon-kun has fucked me
>>11343221This actually wouldn't be too bad if it was't named vegetarian lobster rolls. It's not going to taste like a lobster roll no matter how hard you try and calling it that puts the expectation that the taste and texture be somewhat close to a lobster roll which isn't going to happen.
>>11343244>coming to /ck/ during a fastNo worry anon, I can fix it
>>11342847>"cancer just happens brah"
>>11343368>pancake autist>not pancakes
>>11343378expand your mind
>>11343414looks more like a crepe because it's so thin
>>11343414>just add parmesan :^)jesus fuck
>>11343378you're the pancake autsit
where are all these pretentious recipe webms from?
>>11343493It is a secret
>>11339354you moronslook at his right handit warps around when he picks up the foodat that time is when the loop ends and starts
>>11343466>mfw someone from Norf FC says Ngubu is better than Souf's Nbugu
>>11343180Looks delicious but holy shit the texture is unappetizing.
>>11343411hes shoving coke into his gumsdude is a coke fiend
>>11343368Not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers
>>11342847Okay. This is a good idea ruined by an American.1. Mince the potato into finer pieces. Press even more water out.2. Boil the dumplings instead of frying them in oil.3. Enjoy
>>11343378Looks like we found the real pancake autist
>>11343270Far from the pork party I enjoy
>>11343600Coked out of his fucking mind
>>11339329>png>>11339339same webm as always>>11339344same as always as well>>11339354>gif of a webm that's always posted>>11340271based>>11342419stupid, unnecessary chinese cartoon>>11342711not based>>11343466not even food related>>11343600based>>11344007dead meme
>>11342847Huh, it's like an American Scotch Egg.Stop measuring shit in cups though, it does my head in.
>>11343368Slim Joey Diaz
>>11343426seems like a lot of work just to come out to your parents in a weird way
>>11343368does he just toss it away at the end?
>>11343268It's a conversion tactic.>You won't be missing out, there's substitutes for everything.
>>11344007This guy is hilarious>Got popular serving meat in portugal or spain>Opened a restaurant in New York>Charges like 100 dollars for shit tier steak>Overpriced everything, including drinks>Fine Dining Establishment>Got in trouble with the fucking FDA or some shit over him handling meat and spices with his bare hands
>>11344274>handling meat and spices with his bare handsOh no, people are going to literally die because of this
>>11343178>>11342847Okay I tried this with broccoli, onion, mushrooms, and mozzarella. I guess I need to give up on having something healthy inside. It cooked perfect and I was really happy with the outside potato crust. I'm open to any ideas for the inside.
I really wish you guys would stop posting this top down youtube shit.
>>11344057Based recognizer of base posting
>>11339329>make webm thread>post png
>>11343180This is like the first webm of the food that group makes that I actually like and want to eat.Also I'm surprised that there isn't a bowl of sour cream and chives anywhere in it.
>>11343215My brother replaced all our cups with fuckin mason jars so I had to get a bottle brush cleaner just to clean themFuck I hate mason jars
>>11343304>10,000 hispanic grandmothers screaming at once
>>11344158>even though it's not a close substitute at all
>>11344274I just looked it up real quick and goddamn
>>11343270I mean, that's basically how shawarma meat is cooked.
>>11344080It's Tony Danza.
>>11343180>>11343550>>11344593I made this cause I thought it looked good but I've never had worse acid reflux from anything before. Never again.
More of Jack fucking up with those as-seen-on-TV tools please.
>>11345372What in the actual fuck is happening here?
>>11344596lel that's actually great
>>11343499giant blob of flavorless gelatin, topped with caramel sauce.
>>11345382He's just so fucking inept, but it's not catastrophically bad enough to be entertainingThese are just upsetting to watch
>>11345554He's trying to cure pink eye with water and cayenne pepper because he's retarded.
>>11343270>brown sugarwhy do am*ricans need every meal to be dessert?
>>11345644why dont britbongs know what seasoning is?
>>11345648there are 1.5 billion people who speak english in the world, yet you assume i'm an anglo solely based on the fact that i hate american palates?Not everyone who hates your shithole country and its dumpster cuisine is a bong personally mad about 1776
>>11345660oi guv you got an internet loicense?
>>11345660Have a Burg and calm down. Maybe one day you'll be a free country too.
>>11344038not an asshole. Every slow board does this where it takes them 12 years to have the slightest change
>>11345677https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polity_data_seriesyikes!cia funded index showing that most of the world is more politically free and democratic then muttland, including my countryi sure do love freedom!
>>11343252This fucking donkey doesn’t know how to brown beef wtf other than that it could be good
>>11343180somebody needs to stop this shit
>>11344274This guy was rich and popular before the meme.And he is not spanish nor portugese
>>11345341to much oil
>>11345375americans dont know how to fry a fucking egg
>>11345751Do this in reverse, please.
>>11345803Thanks, I hate it. I'm actually feeling sick from watching that.
>>11343252Looks like shit.
so where's the video of the guy eating bees damn
>>11343180one slice of that is enough calories for 4 days for the average working man. fyi
>>11345377I love that he doesn't even take the sticker off
>>11345393>using a chef's knife on a plateno wonder his knives are dull as shit. i bet he puts them in the dishwasher too.
>>11343163what a stupid fucking comment
>>11344596What the fuck?
>>11346294didn't watch much tv in the 90s did ya buddy
>>11344038Grab a knife and stick it through your throat.
>>11345554Using cayenne pepper to cure conjunctivitis is an old folk remedy.It hurts a bit but it does work. There are less painful treatments available nowadays.
>>11346402/pol/ is 4Chan now.Deal with it, sheep.
>>11346383get off my board you cum guzzling queer
>>11343414there's no way a pound of beef fits inside that cauliflower.
>>11346393>It hurts a bit but it does work"no"
>>11346393Explain the science behind it. What element of the cayenne pepper specifically cures disease?
>>11344596Is this some sort of parody skit?
>>11346516No, did you never have Liquid Slam growing up? It might have been a regional thing.
>>11344292People literally do.
>>11346508Not him but I guess there's some antiviral or antibacterial properties in cayenne.
>>11344292Potentially, yeah. Or get food poisoning.
>>11346569Cite your source or shut up.
>>11346569Most peppers and capsicums are anti-microbial.Some alliums as well.
>>11346580Why are you getting so bent out of shape over some YouTube 'celebrity'?Shouldn't you be working on your blog?
>>11346591Who's talking about Youtube celebrities? We're talking about cayenne. Please keep up.
>>11346592>jackfag detectedGay as fuckKys
>>11346602Are you having a stroke?
>>11345385motherfucking aunt myrna
>>11343180Chicago is going to be pissed at those hands.
>food webm thread>90% reddit recipe postswhy can't y'all just do anything original without being shitty
>>11346377Sure, that'll finally be some new content here.
>>11344048>Huh, it's like an American Scotch EggOh shit, so it is
>>11343859Losers as whyWinners ask how
>>11343658How would you boil it without the potatoes falling apart nigger?
>>11346195Oh no a high calorie meal for one day out of the 365 days of the year, how will I ever recover.
>>11347203Did the fish have a vore fetish? Fucking retartd. I would have swam away
>>11347416>grilldo they mean broil?
>>11347720Grill is what we call broiling in the commonwealth
>>11347728So then what the hell do you call actual grilling
>>11347743I see. Carry on for now, but I've got my eye on you m8
>>11340346when who leaves?
>>11345338I just discovered him like last week and have been binging his show.
>>11345644>>11345660>>11345722Have you seriously never had Barbecue food before?
>>11346402Jesus Christ is that why that board sucks so much? It's actually and literally filled with old people dementia?
>>11347797No he's from some shithole
>>11345375mmm. rare egg. I know this might freak some of you out but thats how I like it.
>>11345748>the minority of women that bother to learn to cook at all learn to cook from shit like this
>>11343499>not even doing proper caramelREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
inb4 the inb4 copypasta
>>11344537is this satire? either way why would you complain about OP then post this trashfuck off
>>11347606if its a cone snail, the fish may have been paralyzed, they have a stinger that reaches out and tags their prey.
>>11346646I dont like this guy
>>11348138can't be paralyzed, it's still breathinghaving said that it looks like a sick fish
>>11347581They hold together quite easily. Just got to make sure the potato dough is dry enough. That's why I told you mutt to grate the potatoes finer. In Germany we eat them without filling, and with both savory and sweet fillings.
>>11348220>In Germany we eat them without fillingThat's called a hash brown, we eat them everywhere
>>11348225There's a difference between boiled and pan-fried.
>>11347359Please proofread you 6 word post next time.
>>11347829it contains brain damage from all age groups
>>11348220Cool, a thing I've never heard of before.
>>11343252that looks soggy and disgusting
>>11343368>that girls side boobevery time that is all I see.
>>11347797>>11347851well, our kentucky fried senate majority leader did just proclaim that pay-in systems like medicare/aid are causing too much of a deficit just after cutting a huge tax deal for corporate interests that didn't need it and approving spending for a bloated mil budget. >party of fiscal responsibility>deficit increases 77% under Mitch McChicken over last ~6 yrs
>>11346231you're such a faggot. kys
>>11347416did they fucking use kraft parmesan
>>11348152>>11346646Who is this guy?
>>11349750Thanks, but that didn't help
>>11349756Marshmallow, he's a musician that for some reason makes the gayest recipe vids ever
>>11349750Is that fucking bam margera? Why is he just there standing around?
>>11349791Bam is much fatter than that now.
>>11344596it waa a different time. https://youtu.be/W7Hoz2ZHYZM
>>11345197>life as a food drone is tedious, yet oddly satisfying
>>11344048Cups are more convenient. Learn them and you'll appreciate them dude
>>11344308Bacon and Spinach maybe? I dunno.
>>11349795Chinamen are fucked in the head.
>>11349916steve-o is "white"
>>11343600Funny as the last time ya said it
>>11345197only good post in thread
>>11349795Man, I'm so glad bam is doing better.
>>11349932china is not white
>>11343221Aint mayonnaise got eggs?
>>11340271This reminds me of the time I shoved 3 raw eggs up my ass and went to sleep. Two of them were cracked when I woke up and all the lube had dried up, so I ended up having to push really hard to get the eggs out. Fortunately, of the two that cracked, only one of them completely shattered. Of the other two, only one had a little hairline crack and the other (the one closest to my hole) was perfectly intact. I spent hours picking eggshells out of my rectum and was almost fired for being late to work yet again for the exact same reason as always. Fucking never again, I'm done with raw eggs. Boiled eggs, maybe.
nothing new in here? Just skimmed through, didn't see anything.
>>11339344I didn't realize asians had such flat faces.I want one now.
>>11340271He got out how?
>>11346417You have no place calling people "sheep" you gullible fucking moron
>>11350172You know, you call him reddit but that kind of shitposting was what put 4chan on the map you ungrateful little newfag.
>>11339339good way to accidentally kill yourself
>>11344596Don't watch this, it's nightmare fuel.>hurr stop being such a pussyokay go ahead and watch
>>11345809Its not actually beer dumdum. Its ramen served in beer glasses. Still stupid tho
>>11346646what a fucking goof
>>11347976NO ONE IS GOING TO ATTEMPT THIS FUCCCKKKKK
>>11348496Here's a recipe.https://www.chefkoch.de/rezepte/2428671383067403/Gekochte-Kartoffelknoedel-Spessarter-Art.html800g potatoes1 egg150g potato flour (normal flour works too)2 tablespoons of butter1 old bunSaltNutmegPeel potatoes and boil them until soft. Then put them through the potato ricer. Let cool until lukewarm. Knead with egg, salt, nutmeg and flour till its a smooth dough.Dice the bun, roast in 1 tablespoon of butter until crispy.Moisten up your hands, take some of the dough and put some of the diced bun inside. Then roll a ball. Repeat until no more dough remains. ~7 KnödelGet a big pot of salted water to boil, Toss the Knödel around in some more flour and put into boiling water. Let it simmer for ~ 20 minutes. Don't let it boil or Knödel will turn to mush.After 20 minutes, the Knödel should float on the surface. That means they're done.Enjoy to roasts, sausages or similar. A dark sauce is recommended. You can also experiment with different fillings or herbs in the dough.Die kluge Hausfrau weiß: Knödel are even better the day after. Simply take your leftover Knödel and slice them up. Then roast them in a pan until crispy. It's so good that many people make extra Knödel just for that.
>>11340323Not until all eggs are sold.
>>11350614world hunger: solved
>>11350706Good sand is actually slowly getting harder to source.
>>11350516Thanks for the translation, Germanon. It sounds a bit like a giant gnocchi.
>>11343304>>11344603it's not remotely unusual to use a different meat stock in a meat dish. that's kind of why it's called 'stock'
>>11339382obviously chinese guy.
>>11342419look at the hand with his chopsticks
>>11344038same mass replying post as always
>>11350130>Aint mayonnaise got eggs?Welcome to the future granddad
>>11351024that's my husband peeling my briefs off before he pounds me on the living room couch
>>11351334pls be a girl
>>11345338>>11345375>>11345377>>11345382>>11345385>>11345388>>11345393>>11345395>>11345402>>11345411>>11345414>>11345419>>11345422>>11345424>>11345430>>11345434>>11345440>>11345452>>11345457How, to this day, is Jack so fucking incompetent? I'll never understand.
>>11348100>McDonalds>food>thinking McDonalds "food" is worthy of the phrase "food porn"Desgustang!
>>11351559god has kept him alive for us to laugh at
>>11345338Oh nice rare chicken just like mom use to make before she died from food poisoning.
>>11345414>Jack, try to remember the basics of grilling.
>>11348971shh don't talk about that stuff I don't want some jabroni to start posting race statistics and talking about the jewish question every post
>>11345803This must be so messy to eat.
>>11347888Why did you have to do that?
>>11346150Finally some good fucking food
>>11347203Cone snails are fucked
>>11351331wow look at that precision measuring>>11350137fuckin based
>There are people breathing on this earth whose brain tissue consists of the garbage being posted ITT
>>11351579Any recent blunders or just those webms? I haven't been on /ck/ in months.
>>11351638He had a stroke recently so he only uses one arm in his new videos.
>>11345440Only Jack is brave enough to marinade his chicken in a non Newtonian fluid.He's living in the year 3018. Way ahead of us
>>11350653This scene gave me a new fetish when I watched it as a kid
Dumping everything I've got that might have some informational value.
>>11351808Does this taste good? They have some dry aged beef at work but I've never tasted it.
>>11351331Disgusting.>with chickpea water and an immersion blender you too can create a culinary abortion that looks like puss
>>11351828I've never had beef that old, or done a blind comparison, but dry aged for a month or so I think it just tastes more strongly of beef, there's nothing strongly different if you're worried about it tasting funky. I usually get a 27 day ribeye.
*28 day I mean.
You can also just cut straight slices which look nearly as good and are better for actual cooking.
>>11351831heats too high desu
>>11351839>I think it just tastes more strongly of beefThis is interesting I'll have to buy one next time I go in.
>>11351875>taste the meat not the heat
>>11351853dry aging changes the flavor a bit, but also just "drys it out in a good way"if a normal steak is 50% water and 50% meat and you remove the water, it'll taste more meat
>>11351875What am I supposed to realize from this video? That heating with charcoal can make meat less tainted by physical influences like condensation?
>>11351902That's the claim, and that you get some smoke from the fat dripping.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFhp2eg7f1YCheck out the noise the charcoal makes at 5:10.
Wait, shit. This was supposed to be an OC thread. I'll make some for the next one, this one's hit the file limit any way.
>>11351916It's hit autosage, file limit is 151 pics
>>11351916oh shit is that michel roux?
>>11351910Thank You Kanye, Very Cool!No, but really, thanks.
>>11351928It is. Just before that bit Albert Roux makes a perfectly reasonable dish of scrambled egg with poached egg with quail eggs with fish eggs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgBJZ6ejIJ0
>>11351923Oh, right you are. Maybe we can hit it before the thread falls off the board.
>>11351976>define edges>immediately mash it up
>>11349749Given his headgear, I believe he's Marshmello, an electronica artist.
>>11352058>mustard and mayo>not ketchup and mustard
>>11352103>ketchup on a hotdogYou fucking swine. KYS
>>11343368I probably look like this when i make breakfast. There's something about being shit hot at making a meal you know like the back of your hand that makes you work so quickly that you start spazzing out like this
>>11351368nope, got a peenie weenie the husband sucks on like a lollipop
>>11344537Before I saw the mask, those hand gestures pissed me off. But I saw that, that was his shtick so it's alright.
>>11345341He's lucky that oil is cold or else he'd have be scalded to fuck
>>11345414where's the version where it explodes? and the dark souls edit
>>11343221I would feel like an asshole purchasing "heart of palm" or "jackfruit" or any of these other obscure vegan meme vegetables
>>11343414Well consider my almonds fuckin activated
>>11352488Well no one cared who he was until he put on the mask.
>>11339344why does this exist