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11339329 No.11339329 [Reply] [Original]

Why is there no Webm thread? Let me see your OC webms, my friends.

>> No.11339338

>starts a webm thread
>posts a png

>> No.11339339
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>> No.11339343

>let's repost the same WEBMs that we post in every WEBM thread.

Hahaha I love reruns.

>> No.11339344
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I dun fucked up :(

>> No.11339354
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>> No.11339366

>inb4 epic multi-post inb4 list

>> No.11339381

I didn't realize this looped for like 3 minutes

>> No.11339382

At least take two seconds to taste it you fat fuck. Fucking americans I swear.

>> No.11339386

I was aroused by her hands until her face showed up and I became disgusted

>> No.11340271
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>> No.11340290

this nigga eatin' bees

>> No.11340323


How does he....?

>> No.11340340


>> No.11340346

he breaks the eggs when he leaves

>> No.11340348


>> No.11340408

A-all of them?

>> No.11340412

he's not there to savor you lazy yuro. he's there to EAT.

>> No.11341555

Exquisite job, fellow poster.

>> No.11341587

Nobody gonna post the bee-eating webm?

>> No.11341652

first day here? we've been calling it that for weeks, newfriend

>> No.11341659


>> No.11341860

bo who does he get out witout holding all the eggs?????

>> No.11342419
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Help I can't tell when is the end-start frame

>> No.11342435

it loops around the 9 hour 27 minute mark, keep watching closely

>> No.11342460

this guy is living in 2054

>> No.11342711
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ahahaahha how egg??? xD

>> No.11342847
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>> No.11343037

y tho

>> No.11343049

>a perfect loop doesn't exi-

>> No.11343163

wife material right there

>> No.11343178

I actually like this idea, just needs a better filling.

>> No.11343180
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y not?

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>> No.11343215

>do you hate the convenience of tupperware and want to dig around a thin tube with your fork like a fucking idiot?

>> No.11343221
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>> No.11343244

oh god i've got to try making that.
>dear diary, day 2 of my fast and anon-kun has fucked me

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>> No.11343268

This actually wouldn't be too bad if it was't named vegetarian lobster rolls. It's not going to taste like a lobster roll no matter how hard you try and calling it that puts the expectation that the taste and texture be somewhat close to a lobster roll which isn't going to happen.

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>coming to /ck/ during a fast

No worry anon, I can fix it

>> No.11343285

>"cancer just happens brah"

>> No.11343304
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>chicken bouillon

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>pancake autist
>not pancakes

>> No.11343411

>picks nose

>> No.11343414
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expand your mind

>> No.11343424

looks more like a crepe because it's so thin

>> No.11343426
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>> No.11343444

>just add parmesan :^)
jesus fuck

>> No.11343454

you're the pancake autsit

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>> No.11343493

where are all these pretentious recipe webms from?

>> No.11343499
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It is a secret

>> No.11343522

you morons
look at his right hand
it warps around when he picks up the food
at that time is when the loop ends and starts

>> No.11343547

>mfw someone from Norf FC says Ngubu is better than Souf's Nbugu

>> No.11343550

Looks delicious but holy shit the texture is unappetizing.

>> No.11343554

hes shoving coke into his gums
dude is a coke fiend

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Not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.11343658

Okay. This is a good idea ruined by an American.

1. Mince the potato into finer pieces. Press even more water out.
2. Boil the dumplings instead of frying them in oil.
3. Enjoy

>> No.11343707 [DELETED] 

Looks like we found the real pancake autist

>> No.11343721

Far from the pork party I enjoy

>> No.11343742

Fucking kek

>> No.11343775

Coked out of his fucking mind

>> No.11343859

But why

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>> No.11344038

same webm as always
same as always as well
>gif of a webm that's always posted
stupid, unnecessary chinese cartoon
not based
not even food related
dead meme

>> No.11344048

Huh, it's like an American Scotch Egg.

Stop measuring shit in cups though, it does my head in.

>> No.11344057

Based filenameposter

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>> No.11344080

Slim Joey Diaz

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>> No.11344132

seems like a lot of work just to come out to your parents in a weird way

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does he just toss it away at the end?

>> No.11344158

It's a conversion tactic.
>You won't be missing out, there's substitutes for everything.

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>> No.11344274

This guy is hilarious
>Got popular serving meat in portugal or spain
>Opened a restaurant in New York
>Charges like 100 dollars for shit tier steak
>Overpriced everything, including drinks
>Fine Dining Establishment
>Got in trouble with the fucking FDA or some shit over him handling meat and spices with his bare hands

>> No.11344292

>handling meat and spices with his bare hands
Oh no, people are going to literally die because of this

>> No.11344308

Okay I tried this with broccoli, onion, mushrooms, and mozzarella. I guess I need to give up on having something healthy inside. It cooked perfect and I was really happy with the outside potato crust. I'm open to any ideas for the inside.

>> No.11344321

I really wish you guys would stop posting this top down youtube shit.

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>> No.11344344

Based recognizer of base posting

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>> No.11344537
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>make webm thread
>post png

>> No.11344593

This is like the first webm of the food that group makes that I actually like and want to eat.
Also I'm surprised that there isn't a bowl of sour cream and chives anywhere in it.

>> No.11344595

My brother replaced all our cups with fuckin mason jars so I had to get a bottle brush cleaner just to clean them
Fuck I hate mason jars

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>> No.11344603

>10,000 hispanic grandmothers screaming at once

>> No.11344607

>even though it's not a close substitute at all

>> No.11344619

I just looked it up real quick and goddamn

>> No.11344710

Nightmare food

>> No.11345117

I mean, that's basically how shawarma meat is cooked.

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>> No.11345225

It's Tony Danza.

>> No.11345255

I made this cause I thought it looked good but I've never had worse acid reflux from anything before. Never again.

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>> No.11345397

More of Jack fucking up with those as-seen-on-TV tools please.

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>> No.11345554

What in the actual fuck is happening here?

>> No.11345573

lel that's actually great

>> No.11345575
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giant blob of flavorless gelatin, topped with caramel sauce.

>> No.11345617

He's just so fucking inept, but it's not catastrophically bad enough to be entertaining
These are just upsetting to watch

>> No.11345641

He's trying to cure pink eye with water and cayenne pepper because he's retarded.

>> No.11345644

>brown sugar
why do am*ricans need every meal to be dessert?

>> No.11345648

why dont britbongs know what seasoning is?

>> No.11345660

there are 1.5 billion people who speak english in the world, yet you assume i'm an anglo solely based on the fact that i hate american palates?
Not everyone who hates your shithole country and its dumpster cuisine is a bong personally mad about 1776

>> No.11345668

oi guv you got an internet loicense?

>> No.11345677


Have a Burg and calm down. Maybe one day you'll be a free country too.

>> No.11345709

not an asshole. Every slow board does this where it takes them 12 years to have the slightest change

>> No.11345722
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cia funded index showing that most of the world is more politically free and democratic then muttland, including my country
i sure do love freedom!

>> No.11345731

This fucking donkey doesn’t know how to brown beef wtf other than that it could be good

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>> No.11345763

somebody needs to stop this shit

>> No.11345781

This guy was rich and popular before the meme.
And he is not spanish nor portugese

>> No.11345784

to much oil

>> No.11345786

americans dont know how to fry a fucking egg

>> No.11345788

Do this in reverse, please.

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>> No.11345809

Thanks, I hate it. I'm actually feeling sick from watching that.

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>> No.11345935

It's raw

>> No.11346102

Looks like shit.

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>> No.11346157

so where's the video of the guy eating bees damn

>> No.11346195

one slice of that is enough calories for 4 days for the average working man. fyi

>> No.11346210

I love that he doesn't even take the sticker off

>> No.11346224

>ra ra

>> No.11346229

>using a chef's knife on a plate
no wonder his knives are dull as shit. i bet he puts them in the dishwasher too.

>> No.11346231

what a stupid fucking comment

>> No.11346294

What the fuck?

>> No.11346301

didn't watch much tv in the 90s did ya buddy

>> No.11346377

Grab a knife and stick it through your throat.

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>> No.11346393

Using cayenne pepper to cure conjunctivitis is an old folk remedy.
It hurts a bit but it does work. There are less painful treatments available nowadays.

>> No.11346402
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go back

>> No.11346417

/pol/ is 4Chan now.
Deal with it, sheep.

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>> No.11346489

get off my board you cum guzzling queer

>> No.11346491

there's no way a pound of beef fits inside that cauliflower.

>> No.11346494

>It hurts a bit but it does work

>> No.11346508

Explain the science behind it. What element of the cayenne pepper specifically cures disease?

>> No.11346516

Is this some sort of parody skit?

>> No.11346530

No, did you never have Liquid Slam growing up? It might have been a regional thing.

>> No.11346560

People literally do.

>> No.11346569

Not him but I guess there's some antiviral or antibacterial properties in cayenne.

>> No.11346578

Potentially, yeah. Or get food poisoning.

>> No.11346580

Cite your source or shut up.

>> No.11346584

Most peppers and capsicums are anti-microbial.
Some alliums as well.

>> No.11346591
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Why are you getting so bent out of shape over some YouTube 'celebrity'?
Shouldn't you be working on your blog?

>> No.11346592

Who's talking about Youtube celebrities? We're talking about cayenne. Please keep up.

>> No.11346602

>jackfag detected
Gay as fuck

>> No.11346646
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Are you having a stroke?

>> No.11347088

motherfucking aunt myrna

>> No.11347177

Chicago is going to be pissed at those hands.

>> No.11347203
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>food webm thread
>90% reddit recipe posts

why can't y'all just do anything original without being shitty

>> No.11347289

Sure, that'll finally be some new content here.

>> No.11347349

>Huh, it's like an American Scotch Egg

Oh shit, so it is

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Losers as why

Winners ask how

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>> No.11347581

How would you boil it without the potatoes falling apart nigger?

>> No.11347603

Oh no a high calorie meal for one day out of the 365 days of the year, how will I ever recover.

>> No.11347606

Did the fish have a vore fetish? Fucking retartd. I would have swam away

>> No.11347720

do they mean broil?

>> No.11347728

Grill is what we call broiling in the commonwealth

>> No.11347740

So then what the hell do you call actual grilling

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>> No.11347750
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I see. Carry on for now, but I've got my eye on you m8

>> No.11347757

when who leaves?

>> No.11347762

I just discovered him like last week and have been binging his show.

>> No.11347797

Have you seriously never had Barbecue food before?

>> No.11347829

Jesus Christ is that why that board sucks so much? It's actually and literally filled with old people dementia?

>> No.11347851

No he's from some shithole

>> No.11347870

mmm. rare egg. I know this might freak some of you out but thats how I like it.

>> No.11347888
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>the minority of women that bother to learn to cook at all learn to cook from shit like this

>> No.11347898

>not even doing proper caramel

>> No.11347908

Based cunt

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inb4 the inb4 copypasta

>> No.11347952

oh god

>> No.11347956

is this satire? either way why would you complain about OP then post this trash

fuck off

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>Septuagenarian detected

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>Supernigerian detected

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>> No.11348138

if its a cone snail, the fish may have been paralyzed, they have a stinger that reaches out and tags their prey.

>> No.11348152

I dont like this guy

>> No.11348173

can't be paralyzed, it's still breathing
having said that it looks like a sick fish

>> No.11348220
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They hold together quite easily. Just got to make sure the potato dough is dry enough. That's why I told you mutt to grate the potatoes finer. In Germany we eat them without filling, and with both savory and sweet fillings.

>> No.11348225

>In Germany we eat them without filling

That's called a hash brown, we eat them everywhere

>> No.11348276

There's a difference between boiled and pan-fried.

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>> No.11348371

Please proofread you 6 word post next time.

>> No.11348484

it contains brain damage from all age groups

>> No.11348496

Cool, a thing I've never heard of before.

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>> No.11348720

that looks soggy and disgusting

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>> No.11348778

>that girls side boob
every time that is all I see.

>> No.11348971

well, our kentucky fried senate majority leader did just proclaim that pay-in systems like medicare/aid are causing too much of a deficit just after cutting a huge tax deal for corporate interests that didn't need it and approving spending for a bloated mil budget.
>party of fiscal responsibility
>deficit increases 77% under Mitch McChicken over last ~6 yrs

>> No.11349272

you're such a faggot. kys

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did they fucking use kraft parmesan

>> No.11349749

Who is this guy?

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>> No.11349756

Thanks, but that didn't help

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>> No.11349760

Marshmallow, he's a musician that for some reason makes the gayest recipe vids ever

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>> No.11349791

Is that fucking bam margera? Why is he just there standing around?

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Bam is much fatter than that now.

>> No.11349861

it waa a different time. https://youtu.be/W7Hoz2ZHYZM

>> No.11349880

>life as a food drone is tedious, yet oddly satisfying

>> No.11349885

Cups are more convenient. Learn them and you'll appreciate them dude

>> No.11349915

Bacon and Spinach maybe? I dunno.

>> No.11349916

Chinamen are fucked in the head.

>> No.11349932

steve-o is "white"

>> No.11349998

Funny as the last time ya said it

>> No.11350007

only good post in thread

>> No.11350109

Man, I'm so glad bam is doing better.

>> No.11350113

china is not white

>> No.11350130

Aint mayonnaise got eggs?

>> No.11350137

This reminds me of the time I shoved 3 raw eggs up my ass and went to sleep. Two of them were cracked when I woke up and all the lube had dried up, so I ended up having to push really hard to get the eggs out.
Fortunately, of the two that cracked, only one of them completely shattered. Of the other two, only one had a little hairline crack and the other (the one closest to my hole) was perfectly intact.
I spent hours picking eggshells out of my rectum and was almost fired for being late to work yet again for the exact same reason as always.

Fucking never again, I'm done with raw eggs. Boiled eggs, maybe.

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>> No.11350263

nothing new in here? Just skimmed through, didn't see anything.

>> No.11350270

I didn't realize asians had such flat faces.
I want one now.

>> No.11350275

He got out how?

>> No.11350303

You have no place calling people "sheep" you gullible fucking moron

>> No.11350383


>> No.11350392

You know, you call him reddit but that kind of shitposting was what put 4chan on the map you ungrateful little newfag.

>> No.11350395

good way to accidentally kill yourself

>> No.11350409

Don't watch this, it's nightmare fuel.

>hurr stop being such a pussy
okay go ahead and watch

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>> No.11350436

Its not actually beer dumdum. Its ramen served in beer glasses. Still stupid tho

>> No.11350453

what a fucking goof

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>> No.11350516

Here's a recipe.


800g potatoes
1 egg
150g potato flour (normal flour works too)
2 tablespoons of butter
1 old bun

Peel potatoes and boil them until soft. Then put them through the potato ricer. Let cool until lukewarm. Knead with egg, salt, nutmeg and flour till its a smooth dough.

Dice the bun, roast in 1 tablespoon of butter until crispy.

Moisten up your hands, take some of the dough and put some of the diced bun inside. Then roll a ball. Repeat until no more dough remains. ~7 Knödel

Get a big pot of salted water to boil, Toss the Knödel around in some more flour and put into boiling water. Let it simmer for ~ 20 minutes. Don't let it boil or Knödel will turn to mush.

After 20 minutes, the Knödel should float on the surface. That means they're done.

Enjoy to roasts, sausages or similar. A dark sauce is recommended. You can also experiment with different fillings or herbs in the dough.

Die kluge Hausfrau weiß: Knödel are even better the day after. Simply take your leftover Knödel and slice them up. Then roast them in a pan until crispy. It's so good that many people make extra Knödel just for that.

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>> No.11350674

Not until all eggs are sold.

>> No.11350706

world hunger: solved

>> No.11350725

Good sand is actually slowly getting harder to source.

>> No.11350744

Thanks for the translation, Germanon. It sounds a bit like a giant gnocchi.

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>> No.11351046

it's not remotely unusual to use a different meat stock in a meat dish. that's kind of why it's called 'stock'

>> No.11351053

obviously chinese guy.

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>> No.11351319

look at the hand with his chopsticks

>> No.11351326

same mass replying post as always

>> No.11351331
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>Aint mayonnaise got eggs?

Welcome to the future granddad

>> No.11351334

that's my husband peeling my briefs off before he pounds me on the living room couch

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pls be a girl

>> No.11351559


How, to this day, is Jack so fucking incompetent? I'll never understand.

>> No.11351566

>thinking McDonalds "food" is worthy of the phrase "food porn"

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>> No.11351579

god has kept him alive for us to laugh at

>> No.11351584

Oh nice rare chicken just like mom use to make before she died from food poisoning.

>> No.11351588

the classic

>> No.11351598

>Jack, try to remember the basics of grilling.

>> No.11351606

shh don't talk about that stuff I don't want some jabroni to start posting race statistics and talking about the jewish question every post

>> No.11351609

This must be so messy to eat.

>> No.11351611

Why did you have to do that?

>> No.11351612

Finally some good fucking food

>> No.11351622

Cone snails are fucked

>> No.11351632

wow look at that precision measuring
fuckin based

>> No.11351634
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>There are people breathing on this earth whose brain tissue consists of the garbage being posted ITT

>> No.11351638

Any recent blunders or just those webms? I haven't been on /ck/ in months.

>> No.11351679

He had a stroke recently so he only uses one arm in his new videos.

>> No.11351712

Only Jack is brave enough to marinade his chicken in a non Newtonian fluid.

He's living in the year 3018. Way ahead of us

>> No.11351800

This scene gave me a new fetish when I watched it as a kid

>> No.11351808
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Dumping everything I've got that might have some informational value.

>> No.11351812

kys faggot

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>> No.11351828

Does this taste good? They have some dry aged beef at work but I've never tasted it.

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>> No.11351836


>with chickpea water and an immersion blender you too can create a culinary abortion that looks like puss

>> No.11351839
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I've never had beef that old, or done a blind comparison, but dry aged for a month or so I think it just tastes more strongly of beef, there's nothing strongly different if you're worried about it tasting funky. I usually get a 27 day ribeye.

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*28 day I mean.

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You can also just cut straight slices which look nearly as good and are better for actual cooking.

>> No.11351852

heats too high desu

>> No.11351853

>I think it just tastes more strongly of beef
This is interesting I'll have to buy one next time I go in.

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>> No.11351884

>taste the meat not the heat

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>> No.11351899

dry aging changes the flavor a bit, but also just "drys it out in a good way"

if a normal steak is 50% water and 50% meat and you remove the water, it'll taste more meat

>> No.11351902

What am I supposed to realize from this video? That heating with charcoal can make meat less tainted by physical influences like condensation?

>> No.11351910

That's the claim, and that you get some smoke from the fat dripping.

Check out the noise the charcoal makes at 5:10.

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Wait, shit. This was supposed to be an OC thread. I'll make some for the next one, this one's hit the file limit any way.

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It's hit autosage, file limit is 151 pics

>> No.11351928

oh shit is that michel roux?

>> No.11351929

Thank You Kanye, Very Cool!

No, but really, thanks.

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>> No.11351966

It is. Just before that bit Albert Roux makes a perfectly reasonable dish of scrambled egg with poached egg with quail eggs with fish eggs.

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Oh, right you are. Maybe we can hit it before the thread falls off the board.

>> No.11351981

>define edges
>immediately mash it up

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>> No.11352041

Given his headgear, I believe he's Marshmello, an electronica artist.

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>> No.11352103

>mustard and mayo
>not ketchup and mustard

>> No.11352106

>ketchup on a hotdog
You fucking swine. KYS

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>> No.11352111

I probably look like this when i make breakfast. There's something about being shit hot at making a meal you know like the back of your hand that makes you work so quickly that you start spazzing out like this

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>> No.11352481

nope, got a peenie weenie the husband sucks on like a lollipop

>> No.11352488

Before I saw the mask, those hand gestures pissed me off. But I saw that, that was his shtick so it's alright.

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>> No.11352675

He's lucky that oil is cold or else he'd have be scalded to fuck

>> No.11352692

where's the version where it explodes? and the dark souls edit

>> No.11353035

I would feel like an asshole purchasing "heart of palm" or "jackfruit" or any of these other obscure vegan meme vegetables

>> No.11353047

ay carumba

>> No.11353071

Well consider my almonds fuckin activated

>> No.11353185

Well no one cared who he was until he put on the mask.

>> No.11353724


why does this exist

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