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Anonymous Mon Oct 15 15:56:56 2018 No.11338396 [Reply] [Original]

Let’s make some mediocre pizza

>>	OP Mon Oct 15 15:58:50 2018 No.11338406 >>11338396 Actually... Never mind. Let's not. Thread closed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 15:59:13 2018 No.11338409 File: 2.10 MB, 4032x3024, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 3g yeast, 5g sugar, 5g salt

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:00:37 2018 No.11338418

This isn't imgur, this isn't reddit, this isn't even 2008 4chan.

Fucking no one wants to see your FUCK YEAH NOW KNEAD THE SHIT OUT OF THAT MOTHERFUCKER LIKE A BOSS thread or your plot twist thread where where you put rat poison on the pizza and pretend to eat it or use a gun to stir the sauce. Just fuck off. No one wants to see a thread where, surprise, it turns out you're actually a decent cook and made a decent pizza, how wholesome. No one cares.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:01:37 2018 No.11338425 File: 1.80 MB, 4032x3024, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 15g EVOO, 100g warm water

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:02:32 2018 No.11338431 >>11338418 Why don't you just fuck off? Let op do his thing you sad piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:03:00 2018 No.11338436 >>11338418 Based angry at a non-politics thread on /ck/ retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:03:08 2018 No.11338439 >>11338418 lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:03:43 2018 No.11338446 >>11338418 I'm sowwy, I just need the attention, I live a pretty boring life in parent's basement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:04:35 2018 No.11338452 >>11338431 Why don't you fuck off and let me do my thing? you hypocritical moron.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:04:45 2018 No.11338454 File: 1.93 MB, 4032x3024, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 170g all purpose flour. Mix and knead for like 5 min

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:05:40 2018 No.11338457 >>11338409 protip: dont mix yeast and salt directly unless you personally hate your yeast

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:06:51 2018 No.11338460 >>11338457 whoops Anyways, let it sit covered for 5 min after kneading

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:07:32 2018 No.11338464 File: 218 KB, 736x1098, 1530810058649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11338452 You're new here, boi?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:08:01 2018 No.11338467 >>11338409 >>11338425 >>11338454 we know how to make pizza. if we don't, we can just look it up, same as you. why are you posting this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:08:30 2018 No.11338471 >>11338464 Why dont you fuck off and let the angry new faggot tell the incensed faggot to fuck and let the angry faggot do his thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:09:31 2018 No.11338474 What the fuck is going on itt

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:09:34 2018 No.11338475 >>11338467 Based don't post about cooking on the cooking board faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:10:55 2018 No.11338480 >>11338418 you can leave buddy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:11:21 2018 No.11338482 File: 1.95 MB, 400x240, 1521135218930.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11338471 Kek, you win. Too tired to deal with this right now.

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:15:22 2018 No.11338493

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>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:18:37 2018 No.11338501 File: 1.41 MB, 4032x3024, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Place between some parchment and smoosh to 3-4mm thick

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:18:38 2018 No.11338500 >>11338493 So many vegans here

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:20:34 2018 No.11338510 File: 497 KB, 500x189, 1538295942759.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11338501 Wat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:26:34 2018 No.11338534 File: 1.60 MB, 4032x3024, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let it rest for 30 min. Meanwhile, preheat to 220°C

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:27:33 2018 No.11338541 >>11338534 >>11338501 your tortilla appears to have aids .

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:40:31 2018 No.11338607 >>11338541 Its definitely more of a crepe

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:44:07 2018 No.11338618 When I get out of the tub I am going to make my own pizza in your pizza thread, unless I get lazy. To be honest I do not really feel like pizza but I might feel like spite we will see.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 16:58:54 2018 No.11338674 Bake for five minutes, then remove and add on the cheese and sauce. I’m using Parmesan and Romano, & generic pizza sauce. Then bake for five more minutes. Then remove, rotate, and bake until it is at your preferred crispness

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:19:37 2018 No.11338729 File: 2.33 MB, 4032x3024, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wa la. Serve with your favorite cheap Californian wine My 2nd time ever making pizza

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:21:01 2018 No.11338734 lmao i'd throw that shit out and double down on the wine if i were you

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:22:17 2018 No.11338743 >>11338734 It tastes fine. I just fucked up spreading the topping around

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:23:09 2018 No.11338746 >>11338729 holy fuck it's retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:24:14 2018 No.11338751 >>11338743 you fucked up a lot more than that buddy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:24:29 2018 No.11338753 >>11338746 >>11338396 >mediocre pizza I mean...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:27:54 2018 No.11338767 File: 1.77 MB, 4032x3024, escali.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11338396 I like the pink Escali. Mine's just the basic never been cleaned in 6 years edition.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:33:05 2018 No.11338786 >>11338753 mediocre does not mean disgusting I make mediocre pizza

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:34:39 2018 No.11338801 >>11338786 it tastes fine. My critical roommate thought so too. Crust needed more time by itself; it was a bit too chewy. But the whole thing together was perfectly pizzable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:36:06 2018 No.11338812 >>11338729 You put a lot of work in the dough. I believed in you for a second

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:37:25 2018 No.11338815 >>11338743 Look at your dough bruv

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:37:32 2018 No.11338816 >>11338812 I've made lots of bread in the past, but pizza is new to me. I'm sure I'll improve over time. Sort of winged the recipe anyways

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:38:34 2018 No.11338820 >>11338815 yeah I know. Not used to flat dough like that. Most of the breads I make are with bread flour and lots of proof time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:39:16 2018 No.11338823 >>11338812 by "put a lot of work in the dough" I assume you mean spent a lot of time doing it wrong and fucking it up

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:43:27 2018 No.11338847 >>11338729 that's the fakest cheese i've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:43:33 2018 No.11338848 >>11338820 Suck your roommate for giving you positive criticism

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:44:55 2018 No.11338858 >>11338847 was lazy and didn't go to my usual store to get good cheese. It's cheapo Safeway stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 17:46:11 2018 No.11338868 File: 56 KB, 284x529, 1531537380017.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11338858 you did good, but personally i like it with more toppings than just cheese.

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 18:00:41 2018 No.11338931
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>>11338729
Not gonna lie that looks like what you get from the Chef Boy-Ar-Dee pizza kits. Now before you think I'm slamming you, I have fond memories of that only my dad put slimy canned mushrooms and breakfast sausage on it, so there's that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 18:05:30 2018 No.11338952 >>11338418 Based

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