/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11337966]

It's that time of the year again. How do you like your pretzels?

[Anonymous No.11337968]

What time are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.11337970]

with tons of butter and possible some chives

[Anonymous No.11337976]

>>11337968
>reads filename
>is gay btw
Oh, oktoberfest? Isn't that a phony festival that only drunken red Australian tourists attend?

[Anonymous No.11337985]

With Obazda

[Anonymous No.11338001]

>>11337970
>novelty salt bread
>ah ah ah, better turn this into a sandwich

will the zoomers just stop it already?

[Anonymous No.11338227]

>>11337966
WITH PEPPERONI AND CHEESE, LIKE A GOOD GOD-FEARING AMERICAN!

In all seriousness though, soft pretzels are pretty good on their own as-is. Just a bit of butter and salt with maybe some mustard or cheese for dipping.

[Anonymous No.11338259]

for me it's with cheese whiz

[Anonymous No.11338660]

>>11337966
Plain, with a small amount of salt, a bit of melted buter brished on top, with mustard on the side, and made by Amish Roasties.

[Anonymous No.11338851]

>>11338660
Haha just imagine the smell of the middle's feet
Hnngg

[Anonymous No.11338975]

>>11338660
I love amish roasties because they feed foot fetishists like me. Bless their hearts you don't even have to ask for them to show you.

[Anonymous No.11338985]

>>11338660
> Ahmish with painted toenails

More like random bitches wearing Halloween costumes

[Anonymous No.11338991]

Little bit of salt and a bunch of spicy mustard to dip it in.

[Anonymous No.11339090]

>>11338985
>>11338985

Amish rules vary by community.
I’ve seen amish roasties wearing single solid color, color coded dresses.
I’ve also seen amish women presumably from a different community, wearing dresses that wear sort of similar, but less strictly cut, made from patterned floral cloth.
The former loomed less degenerate than the latter.
Nail polish can help stengthen and protect nails, so if there was some issue, she may have been allowed to wear it.
Also, it looks like black nail polish.

[Anonymous No.11339100]

>>11338985
you white wash a fence don't you?
gotta protect the foundation

[Anonymous No.11339105]

>>11338985
The polish was made with blueberry, strawberry and rose petal juice, faggot, don't dis muh amish roastie feets.

[Anonymous No.11339361]

>>11338001
this has nothing to do with zoomers you can buy butterbrezeln everywhere in munich, really tasty.

[Anonymous No.11339392]

>>11338001
>literally never been to Germany: the post

[Anonymous No.11339401]

>>11338985
I am willing to guess you don't live anywhere near any amish people

[Anonymous No.11339414]

>>11338660
RUMSPRINGA 2019
THEM BITCHES GONNA GET PREGNANT

[Anonymous No.11339417]

>>11337966
Salty?

[Anonymous No.11339450]

I love bretzels I eat them all year long
I love them with mortadella for some reasons

[Anonymous No.11339716]

>>11339090
>it looks like black nail polish
Wat? Do you have cataracts or macular degeneration?

[Anonymous No.11340007]

Like this?

[Anonymous No.11340016]

>>11340007
That's jew bread.

[Anonymous No.11340049]

I want that shit as hot as motherfucking possible. Add the collective purified salt of New Yorkers in any pizza thread. And then I want the spiciest motherfucking mustard possible. I want to question the decision of putting this goddamned thing in my mouth after I've downed my third dopplebock, but push through the lava hot pretzel and tongue/nose melting spiciness into the next dimension where Hitler personally shakes my hand after having conquered every nation on Earth. And it can only be crowned by a next morning car wreck level hangover that can only be soothed by the memory of that goddamned pretzel.

[Anonymous No.11340074]

>>11339716

[Anonymous No.11340106]

made these bitches on sunday

[Anonymous No.11340117]

[Anonymous No.11340203]

>>11340007
>>11340016
Looks more like a Hefezopf.

[Anonymous No.11341341]